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3 months

My partner's brother passed away late last year and the wife phoned yesterday asking me to thank my partner for buying her a valentine present. I pretended to have known about it and she went on to tell me what it was and guess what ladies it’s the same present he bought

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1 year

These landlords want 2023 prices with 1993 kitchens and bathrooms😂

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1 year

Dating someone who has been single for a long time is really difficult, when you make a small mistake , he or she has already made peace with you and returned to being single without you knowing .

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Having one partner is also a personal hygiene

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10 months

Pray about it. Your mood swings, your temper, your ego, your insecurities, your mindset, your self-love, your emotional state, your environment, your relationships, your lack of motivation, your lack of execution, your attraction to bad people. Pray about it all.

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9 months

When love visits me again, may it be safe, secure, genuine & reassuring.

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1 year

When a man treats you well , it becomes a pleasure to take care of him in return.

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20 days

Leaving your house in the morning and returning home safely is something to thank God for

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1 year

That uncle or aunt who kept their distance from the rest of the family will start making more sense as you get older.

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4 months

Banks will have 7 counters with only 2 tellers working, a lady with a cràzy att!tude and a guy who keeps appearing and disappearing 🙄

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10 months

Being loved is the minimum. Make sure you are also being respected, prioritized, supported, desired, understood.

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4 months

I just found this beautiful verse😔😊❤ Romans 8:18 "The PAIN that you've been feeling, can't compared to the JOY that's coming"

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1 year

People who enjoy watching big brother can also enjoy watching CCTV cameras

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1 year

Men settle where there is peace, women bring peace where they're treated well. It takes effort from both sides to make it work.

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1 year

If a male gynecologist is able to control himself, no man should talk about temptation.

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1 year

Not about to spend the rest of my 20s trapped in “sneaky link” culture. I want the dates , the flowers, affection. Everything.

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3 months

for me. Am very angry and feel degraded how could he buy both of us the same present? Am l missing something here?

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When I pass away, everyone must sleep at the graveyard, y'all can't leave me alone the first night with people I don't know

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4 months

Having a partner that is not easily influenced by their friends and family is a blessing from above

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11 months

So some people cut off their own family members & never talk to them ever again?

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11 months

My ex called me last night and told me he couldn't sleep! I told him to read Isaiah 48:22😂 Somebody read for us

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1 year

Have you ever started crying because you want to be successful so bad and it seems like every time you take 10 steps forward you get pushed 100000 steps back🥺

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10 months

It's not unemployment that causes depression, it's how your partner , friends and family treat you when you are unemployed

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3 months

@ribz_rb Trying to find a better/calm way to ask him, if he doesn't give me a straight answer then world war 3 it is happening

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1 year

The pain of watching those who don’t pray succeed Sometimes it’s difficult to understand.

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11 months

If you can't afford a good wig just do braids please

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2 months

Unpopular opinion: Men trap women with a baby more than women do to men….

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1 year

Don't joke with prayer two weeks from now you will be in a bigger position.

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3 months

Stressing over a man you can not call in an emergency is crazy!

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1 year

The pain of seeing someone you know forcing things on tik tok

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11 months

Once you find out you're pregnant, choose a responsible father for your baby

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10 months

Until a man can be loud about you, treat him like a cousin

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11 months

Normalize not bringing up a similar story about yourself when someone is telling you something about themselves, just listen

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11 months

Removing your WhatsApp profile picture and hidding blue ticks is not the solution. Go for therapy .

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1 year

Untouchable men are superior. No girl wants to show off a man who’s in every woman’s likes, follows randoms and is too friendly with other girls, that’s just embarrassing.

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1 year

Stop yelling at your kids in the morning. It ruins their day.

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11 months

We’re living in times were people be at work but looking for another job

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10 months

She will submit naturally when you lead properly. Submission is earned, you can not demand it.

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3 months

@_spirit_coder The big issue here is that, why buying her a gift in the 1st on top of that doing it behind my back, he definitely got a lot of explaining to do, a good one too

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1 year

You might be more beautiful than his wife but his wife is his wife😂

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3 months

@Ladybee0000 I don't have time for her, I will deal with the so called man

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1 year

The pain of being your parent's last hope yet your things are not going well 😭

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1 year

I swear having strict parents has really saved some of us from a lot of things

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11 months

One thing about me, I will not answer my phone if I don't feel like talking😂

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1 month

Having a disciplined partner is really a blessing.

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1 year

NO friend should chat with your partner.

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1 year

No one supports and shows faith in you like your mom, even when things do not look good.

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9 months

A man that chooses you, will always treat you better than the man you choose

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1 year

Late replies are the worst . You tell someone that you are feeling sad at 17:30 and they ask why at 23:40 , bro never mind I am feeling okay now just leave me alone.

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11 months

I prefer texting my feelings than talking in person. I think it's a safer option for me because that means less crying, no stuttering and no panicking. I hate telling someone face on that they have hurt me because I'm gonna cry & mess up everything i wanted to voice out

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1 year

Honestly, who tf forgets to text someone they're genuinely interested in??? No one

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1 year

Tattoos and piercings do not affect a person’s work ethic! Read again.

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1 year

Stop dating people who cannot afford basic things. Transport fare, data, food and clothes. They are not ready for a relationship.

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1 year

Some people can stay over 24hrs without receiving calls or text from anyone and they're not even bothered.

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1 year

Normalize not bringing up a relatable story about yourself when someone is telling you something about themselves, and just listen please.

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Am I wrong for going on a couple’s trip to the Zanzibar alone because my man can’t afford it? I make more money than him, but I don’t want to miss out on this amazing trip because of his finances. We are not married and I'm still young.

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1 year

I think married men should be provided with uniforms. The rings are not working anymore.

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1 year

Ever since I hacked my boyfriend’s Instagram account,I've been fainting every two hours. Even now as I'm typing I might fa

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Nobody in the world gets angrier and more upset than a man who's being accused of something he definitely did.

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1 year

I still don’t understand how people with no jobs are holding an iPhone 14 pro max.

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1 year

Girls with natural hair and acting like they have shares in Africa🙄

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1 year

Right now there’s a poor guy somewhere working so hard to spoil a cheating girlfriend😭💔

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11 months

Is it true that Men with Cars look financially stable until you date them ?

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9 months

Dates and outings are important, you can't be sending each other "I'm good and you?" everyday

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1 year

I don’t care how old you are. You need to tell someone your whereabouts because there is too much going on in this world.

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1 year

Even if he is not your boyfriend, as long as he makes you happy, give it to him.

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8 months

So why Pastors don't talk about the first wife of Adam called Lilith ?

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1 year

Lately, I've noticed everybody looks OK until you eventually have a deep conversation with them. And then, you'll realize that, some people are struggling to survive through smiling faces and pretty pictures.😔

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1 year

Wait until men find out that our periods bluetooth.

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1 year

I saw an article that read “healing can be so hard when your inner child wants love, your teenage self wants revenge, and your current self only wants peace.” And man, I really related to that.

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Some men will shame a woman for being a baby mama and glorify their mother for raising them without a father

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1 year

Have you noticed that when a relationship is new, the man is never busy?

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1 year

Many divorced people are living in regret, please protect your marriage from toxic single people

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1 year

Condomise guys,you can see people no longer change their Profile Pictures, I don't know if you understand

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1 year

I’m not blocking any more co-workers this year. Yes I called in sick and I’m at Gold Reef City🤷🏾‍♀️

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1 year

Just realized the last day of 2023 will be 123123

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1 year

There's no single woman above 30 who is happy being single. No matter how you pretend to be, deep down you want a husband.

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1 year

Personally I’ll always choose my man over friends. If things don’t work out, I’ll find another man and still choose him over friends.

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1 year

My mom does too much for people who don’t do the same for her and it irritates me.

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1 year

Even if you’re in a relationship, keep talking to new people.

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1 year

People need to understand that once you go through your worst time alone you really don't care who stays in your life anymore.

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9 months

Having to beg someone to do something with you and then seeing them do it with others willingly is a different kind of heartbreak.

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9 months

Some people will cancel all plans just to stay home in bed

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1 year

Husbands who help their wives with house chores are the most caring men on earth.

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1 year

A man can be sexually attracted to you and not emotionally attached to you. I really want the girls to know the difference so they can stop going out sad.

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I only got 3 rules. Don’t lie to me. Don’t use me. And if you are tired of me, leave me alone.

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1 year

S*x goes with feelings,you can't have s*x with a person you don't love.

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10 months

Stay away from relatives that hurt your mum, they don't like you either.

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1 year

Why have a child when you can have nieces and nephews. Plus they are returnable.

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1 year

Facts about girls that give out their number easily

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1 year

I’m a firm believer of birds of the same feather don't always flock together. When you're grown and got a mind of your own, you can hang around whoever and still be yourself, still have your own morals and values, and still stand on them with no problem.

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1 year

Women don't see it when they're being rejected they just say "the dude has poor communication skills".

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3 months

Life without connections can make you look like you not serious

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1 year

I don't even feel special when a guy likes me anymore, you guys like everybody.

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1 year

We don’t post locations while we are still there. We post after.

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1 year

Imagine forgiving each other, getting back together and doing it right this time.

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1 year

Snoring is a red flag because why you can’t breathe? You stuffed with lies

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If you see what people are doing in Universities, honestly you will never want to marry a graduate

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Anything I didnt have, my child will. Anything I went through, my child won't.

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1 year

So Eskom is actually capable of keeping the power grid stable for 24hours... Why are they cutting off our electricity everyday?

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