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leon

23 days

i'm looking for paid music composing work! games, tv, film, etc. i've been writing for 8+ years as "leon chang" spotify: i compose in a variety of styles such as lofi, ambient, chiptune, future bass, and i work fast email: leyawn @gmail .com thank you~👍

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@leyawn

2 years

the ai art thing is fake. i’m the guy who has to draw all the requests like the chess player inside the mechanical turk. you’re torturing me. i spend every waking hour drawing shit like “joe biden asuka wedding” and “donkey kong nuremberg trials” please stop. i need to sleep

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2 years

don't give a shit if the decision was leaked. if nine untouchable god kings get to decide what the law is i should be able to see everything they do. the supreme court should be like a house in the sims. i should get to see them wandering around in their stupid robes at all times

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Mr Bean

@MrBean

2 years

@MrBean is taking his first steps into the #Metaverse …👀 We are excited to announce that a collection of 3,333 Mr Bean NFTs will be purchasable from May 25th on the Ethereum blockchain in partnership with @fomo_lab . Visit @yahoofinance to read more👇

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9 years

SOCRATES: I am wiser than this man; he fancies he knows something, although he knows nothing— DARRYL, SOCRATES' FRIEND: fuck him up socrates

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9 months

my girlfriend sold her prized barbie toy collection to get me a ticket to oppenheimer this weekend. and i sold my supply of highly enriched uranium to get her a ticket to the barbie movie 😔

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2 years

the funniest possible outcome with morbius is it massively flops again, triggering another cycle of ironic memes, which causes another rerelease in theaters which also flops, etc, and so on. i call this the mörbius strip

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3 years

fuck my life

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1 year

yikes

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@leyawn

2 years

oh no

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@leyawn

2 years

jordan peterson called a sports illustrated model ugly on here and then a bunch of people made fun of him and then he posted like a hundred times about how twitter is toxic and said he was quitting twitter and instead kept posting. so basically to me he's like socrates,

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4 years

he does this every fucking day

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@leyawn

2 years

okay i’m sorry this is funniest nft post on here now. i don’t think john lennon’s son posting undertale papyrus ahegao nft can be beat

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@leyawn

7 years

i'm the person republicans are talking about. i own a hundred iphones and my body is dying. i refuse to buy healthcare. get me another phone

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@leyawn

1 year

this is so fucking funny lmao

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@leyawn

10 months

going to be thinking about this sentence from a spam bot for the rest of my life

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1 year

i know this site amplifies the worst people but god damn the gleeful reaction on here from right wing freaks to a guy killing a homeless person is sick. i don't want to live in your world man. i don't want to debate you on this. you are beyond fucked up

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@leyawn

7 years

i am on meme levels unheard of

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3 years

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5 months

no matter your politics it’s disrespectful to joke about someone’s death. don’t say henry kissinger died from a grand piano falling on his head and his mouth turned into piano keys and then a big hammer fell on his dick and it honked like a bike horn. don’t say stuff like that

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@leyawn

7 years

if you reply to something i retweeted and insist on including me in the reply please do not fucking embarass me

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@leyawn

6 years

there are people on here i’ve followed for years and they follow me back but we never interact. we’re like two npcs in a town that don’t talk to each other. you sell potions. i’m the mayor. it’s chill

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@leyawn

7 years

i love to debate people on here with logic and facts

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leon

@leyawn

10 months

threads is kind of fascinating so far. you take a bunch of beautiful people who are mostly familiar with posting inane photos of themselves and make them try a text based medium and what they come up with is shit like "whats your favorite soda"

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3 years

probably one of the most brutal replies i've done on here so i understand the block tbh

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@leyawn

4 years

disney is removing this image from the internet for copyright reasons, pirate it now

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@leyawn

2 years

these guys are falling for 2002 era runescape scams lmao

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@leyawn

6 years

scientist (shows me photo of a raccoon eating garbage): please identify the animal in this picture me: big mood scientist (to soldier): tase him again

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@leyawn

10 months

just realized how funny it is to limit the number of posts people can read on here while also trying to get brands to buy ads again

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4 years

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11 months

very funny to me these ai dipshits are still like “this is what you want yeah? a fake conversation between bill gates and socrates? wes anderson if he directed the matrix? that’s cool right” bro you are the mental equivalent of a baby entertained by keys jingling

Linus ●ᴗ● Ekenstam

@LinusEkenstam

11 months

Is this the future of podcasts? AI conversations | Bill Gates x Socrates I think very realistic conversations like this will be bread and butter in any streaming app. Let’s take it one step further and imagine this but personalized towards you? 🤯 What do you think?

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1 year

year 2043 a tesla mistakes my bike for an exit and slams into me at 75mph. med-ai severs a spinal nerve during surgery. my court appointed lawbot loses the malpractice lawsuit. bankrupt. depressed. i text “i want to die” to my therapist. “Hi Leon! Feelsbot is sad to hear that 🥺”

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@leyawn

3 years

@MichLKosinski as an american journalist you never expect: 1. mom's face to disappear when playing peekaboo 2. where did it go 3. wait now she's back again

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@leyawn

3 years

drinking a coffee at 4 pm and then taking a horrible nap to have what i call a “goblin dream”

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@leyawn

4 years

artists are pitting bots that steal artwork to sell t shirts against disney's copyright practices this rocks lol

Nirbion

@Nirbion

4 years

I LOVE this artwork. Nice drawing, omg! 😍 I need this on a shirt!!!😻♥️

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@leyawn

1 year

End Wokeness

@EndWokeness

1 year

Remember this:

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@leyawn

4 years

it's fucked up what they're doing to elmer fudd

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3 years

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@leyawn

7 years

just filed a new patent

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@leyawn

7 years

allen please

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leon

@leyawn

4 years

i fucking hate this site

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@leyawn

1 year

don’t want to

Chrissie Mayr🇺🇸

@ChrissieMayr

1 year

Men what’s stopping you from doing this

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@leyawn

7 years

tear down every confederate statue and replace it with a giant bionicle pros: bionicles are cool as hell cons: can't think of any

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leon

@leyawn

10 months

3 days ago the world was a better place... agree or disagree?

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@leyawn

4 years

this is bloomberg's house in the hamptons vs bernie's house in vermont

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leon

@leyawn

7 years

what if animals at the zoo had to drive there in the morning like it was their job. ok have a good weekend every one. war is coming

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@leyawn

6 months

this plan is flawless. spam bots would never pay $1 a year to sign up a new account on twitter

Support

@Support

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Starting today, we're testing a new program (Not A Bot) in New Zealand and the Philippines. New, unverified accounts will be required to sign up for a $1 annual subscription to be able to post & interact with other posts. Within this test, existing users are not affected. This…

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@leyawn

6 years

kanye when he returns to twitter: creativity is the tree that grows from your vision. imagine the house of your dreams. it’s real. make it happen me when i return to twitter: wario is mario’s son. toad is a vegetable. there is a secret kong named bonky kong

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1 year

bro this is worse than i thought it would ever be lmfao. taxi stand with gamer lights

Heshmat Alavi's Trenchcoat

@UrOrientalist

1 year

Dumbest people on the planet

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1 year

the deep state is so powerful they got a guy to get nazi tattoos and shoot up a mall to create a psy op to make nazis look bad. But this all unfolded because i noticed the guy is hispanic

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@leyawn

5 years

marie kondo: why do you still carry so many hi-potions. when's the last time you used one. you have megalixirs. does this bolt plume bring you joy me: i might need it some day

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@leyawn

5 years

every single democratic candidate for president looks like they would pick mario in mario kart

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6 months

you don’t have to sign your posts

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@Eve_Barlow

6 months

I was a progressive. I believe in the rights of all, including Jews. The latter got me tarnished with labels. The antisemites went to lengths. They made fake tweets by me to "prove" that I'm a racist, a TERF, an islamophobe, an ableist. They gave me a hate name – Eve Fartlow.

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@leyawn

10 months

do these people realize you can decide what to study in college. like you can choose your classes dude.

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@leyawn

6 years

you: watching some rapper play fortnite me, an intellectual: watching a kpop star play her own song over pubg kills

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@leyawn

7 years

*whispering* they cannot arrest a father and son for the same crime

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@leyawn

8 years

*giant meteor hurtling towards earth* If we destroy it, we are no better than the meteor itself. let's hear what the meteor has to say

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@leyawn

3 years

there's one guy in each state that counts the votes for president. sometimes he forgets what number he's at and has to start all over again. not a great system but what can we do. Do not flag this post as misleading it's true

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@leyawn

7 years

ah this fantasy job where im paid millions of dollars to yell and play video games is great. whats next. i think ill say the n word

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@leyawn

6 years

burger king should respond by changing its name to purger king. and make all crime legal in any purger king for 24 hours

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@leyawn

4 years

if i don't vote for joe biden, that is actually a vote for trump. But of course i won't vote for trump. which is actually a vote for biden. so you're welcome

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@leyawn

7 years

computer, whats the most innocuous thing someone could get mad about on this website

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@leyawn

4 years

brain: if you eat half this food now and half of it later you will have enough for two meals me: okay i will eat 70% of it now and feel too full, and 30% of it later for a different yet equally dissatisfying meal

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@leyawn

7 years

not a great week for david

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@leyawn

7 years

id say theres about a 50% chance this happens later

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@leyawn

5 years

lmfao

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@leyawn

1 year

the left needs to offer a compelling case to win over disaffected young men. which is why i think we must build a gundam

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@leyawn

6 years

me during sex: hurt me her: you're a few days too slow to this meme, and too early to be ironically late. your meta posts are derivative and uninspired. it's too mainstream to be cool, and not enough to give you the recognition you crave outside of this platform's dying audience

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@leyawn

7 years

@FastCompany if you replace my bodega with a fucking box i will launch you into the sun

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@leyawn

3 years

this is hasan's $3 million house he just bought in west hollywood. no wonder people are mad

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@leyawn

8 years

i am being harassed online just for telling the truth

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@leyawn

7 years

new idea: if you make a good tweet, the character limit for your next tweet goes up by one. if you make a bad tweet, it goes down by one

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@leyawn

6 years

sold all my bitcoin after it dropped. going to wait until it goes back up to buy again

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@leyawn

2 years

jordan peterson got suspended on here for misgendering someone then he posted a fifteen minute video crying about how pride is a sin and that he’s banned from twitter and that he’d rather die than correct it. so basically to me he's like socrates,

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@leyawn

5 years

my coworkers in an open concept office every four minutes while i’m listening to ff7 ost - costa del sol with noise canceling headphones and i lost a contact lens on the train on my way to work

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6 years

me: i should get a dog. maybe i should adopt a cat. what if i got my ears pierced. what's wrong with me. maybe moving to a different city would solve everything me after eating sandwich: oh i was just hungry

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@leyawn

4 years

i’m getting hotter as i get older. and stronger. and more powerful. plus i can cast spells now. And i have more items

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@leyawn

3 years

i went on a date with a girl last month who said she worked in tech and i looked her up after and she’s the fucking ceo of some big tech company in asia. my first thought was “i could be the grimes to her elon musk” i did not get a second date

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@leyawn

5 years

my last three brain cells fighting over which one gets the serotonin today

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5 years

calmly remembering my favorite post on tumblr

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@leyawn

3 years

bitcoin guys have a different kind of brain

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@leyawn

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Tone4791

@tone4791

3 years

@ben_doran_ @leyawn Don't forget Hillary voted in support of same war. So how should she go? I'll be for it. That will be a party I presume.

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8 years

dilbert is mine now

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@leyawn

7 years

zoom in on the bird's beak

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@leyawn

6 years

me (quietly to myself as the ruling state corporate plutocracy brazenly loots the rest of what they can before the collapse): yoshi is a horse

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@leyawn

6 years

thoughts on san francisco: - food is very good - weather is nice - every one has a 9 pm bedtime and wears a nightcap and carries a candle to bed - class divide has left the city deeply and utterly broken

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@leyawn

5 years

by age 25 you should have: - gotten a flat tire and think someone slashed it - believe a wifi network named "fbi surveillance van" is actually the fbi spying on you - been banned from twitter - handcuffed yourself to the door at twitter's hq to protest being banned from twitter

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@leyawn

10 months

bro has no joie de vivre. he cannot perceive the beauty in expression. creatively bankrupt. a lost soul. a caveman a hundred thousand years ago painting on walls understood the human condition better than this man. painful to see really

Vinod Khosla

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Music won’t require personal musicians in fifteen years and your favorite “artist” will be a personal algorithm, though you will still have your favorite generic public celebrity musicians

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