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@mike_muhima

3 months

I'm sorry but it's on him for attaching a hard beat to his trauma. 😂😂😂

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@3ffizzzyy

3 months

The whole of Africa was turning up with this song at parties 😭😭😂

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5 months

Lewis Hamilton after qualifying for the Banda Grand Prix.

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6 months

Lewis Hamilton says #F1 needs to have a race in Africa 🌍 Which African country should host this ? #LasVegasGP

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@mike_muhima

3 months

This entire Dwayne Johnson saga justifies my decades-long preference for this man.

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@mike_muhima

7 months

Umeme's PR team when power goes off mid-match at Namboole:

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@mike_muhima

13 days

1. When they arrest you, don't try to resist. 2. Don't attempt any small talk with the people in the drone. 3. Socialize with your fellow inmates. No one likes a loner. 4. Mukene in beans is not as bad as you think.

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@Owishemwe

14 days

Ffe tusasule emisolo mwe mwambale Fendi

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@mike_muhima

3 months

Shout-out to the kids who used to kunyumiza movies for us. Their talent for storytelling made boarding school life a little easier. 🫡

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@mike_muhima

9 days

When a GEMS Cambridge baddie spots you caining mpere.

Legends

@LegendsKla

9 days

Hi beautiful people 🤩 Get prepared for the #ISALeague kicking off at #LegendsGrounds this June. Don’t forget to turn on notifications for all the latest updates 🤗

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@mike_muhima

6 months

sharon shaz kutosi

@sharonshazk

6 months

What mixer are we using for that Lemon & Ginger Ug?😂😂

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@mike_muhima

6 months

Niggas used to do heavy combinations like PCM/B and still get 25 points. 😭😭😭

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@mike_muhima

4 months

Gatekeeping charity during "the season of giving" is some dystopia shit. 😂😂😂

Kampala Capital City Authority (KCCA)

@KCCAUG

4 months

Nelson, this is wrong!!! There’s certainly better places to express this noble act. Working with several partners like @OfficialFUFA , @DwellingPlacesU , @Mglsd_UG and others we have rescued thousands of children from the streets to places where they’re groomed into responsible…

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@mike_muhima

19 days

Gava x2

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@charlesgava_256

19 days

To me, this is a basic speech. The bar is just low for ministers. We’ve been much accustomed to such a low bar. What would have been more important is if she presented numbers and not praise singing to the appointing authority… But well done to her 👏

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@mike_muhima

9 months

Jesus when He saw mfs selling UK-used products at the Temple.

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@CaucasianJames

9 months

do u think jesus was ever passive aggressive

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@mike_muhima

7 months

Husband math is doing something incorrectly so that you never have to do it again. 😂

Uncle Mark

@UncleMarkUganda

7 months

I asked my wife to stay in bed so that I could make her breakfast. Let me just surprise her, anyway.

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@mike_muhima

5 months

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@FellMentKE

1 year

Have you ever been arrested? Share your story

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@mike_muhima

5 months

Hate to see so many of my mutuals grieving. Love and light to you all. May Stephen rest in peace. 🙏🏾

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@mike_muhima

24 days

BBC reporting on rap beef

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@BBCWorld

24 days

J Cole apologises for Kendrick Lamar diss track

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@mike_muhima

6 months

Guys are too strict. What if it's a family heirloom? 😒

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@Nagginda3

6 months

Your Mtn number starting with “0772” as a youth is just clear signs of red flags

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@mike_muhima

9 days

If you call it a "D.H" or "mess", instead of "cafeteria"

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@SamaEmme

9 days

What's the criteria for classification as an international school??

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@mike_muhima

7 months

A momentous occasion. 🫡🥳

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@mike_muhima

9 months

Jeez man, how old are you @flea333 ? 😭

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@historyinmemes

9 months

Helmet with a built-in device for the driver and backseat rider to communicate, 1960s

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@mike_muhima

3 months

Too strict.

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@guineasfinest

3 months

I could never date a man who’s been to jail or has friends who have been to jail. Like ever

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@mike_muhima

3 months

The "gwe ofune likes" trend is the funniest shit I've seen in months.

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@mike_muhima

6 months

How can I practice financial discipline without finances?

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@mike_muhima

2 months

Me and the homies jamming to a sub-par performance of "Sikulimba" after a few Long Islands.

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@rachel___ayg

2 months

Band in Kampala makes no sense to me. Why would you leave your home to listen to people butchering your favorite songs? 💀

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@mike_muhima

1 month

Davido was this close to running off stage. 😭😭😭😭

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@Mr_Mugii

1 month

🤦🏿‍♂️🤦🏿‍♂️🤦🏿‍♂️🤦🏿‍♂️

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@mike_muhima

9 months

Onion Cider

@abbietayo

9 months

What is a bad financial decision?

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@mike_muhima

5 months

"Show your working"

𝕯𝖆𝛎𝖎𝐝🧘🏾‍♂️

@David_pattt

5 months

What traumatized you as a kid?

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@mike_muhima

2 months

What are you guys running from?

The Romantic Mukiga

@emeka_ug

2 months

Just finished 8.2km this evening. I’d set my target of this month to 100km but I managed 123.3km. 🔥 Can’t wait for March.

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@mike_muhima

5 months

All 4-1 1-4 all

Out Of Context Football

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@mike_muhima

8 months

Is it just me or do they, in fact, not look alike?

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@Owishemwe

8 months

That guy needs to see a therapist honestly. First of all, the new girl looks exactly like the ex which is creepy….then how do you make a post about your new girl and make the entire thing about your ex?

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@mike_muhima

6 months

I can't keep up with these rules anymore. 😑

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@erima_sidney

6 months

Buying Geisha in 2023 is crazy 😂

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@mike_muhima

3 months

Ever looked at a job application, the salo and perks, and thought "nah, this ain't for me"? Coz going from the mean streets of Kla to Monaco in one fell swoop just seems too good to be true.

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@mike_muhima

7 months

"I'm going to be very brief" before speaking for 2 hours.

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@Nagginda3

7 months

What is Ugandan math?

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@mike_muhima

8 months

"Y'all don't shower after a night out?? Ewwww😭😭😭"

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@mike_muhima

6 months

She must've been a SafeBoda driver in another life.

Pop Crave

@PopCrave

6 months

Kim Kardashian tells GQ that North runs a lemonade stand where she scams people that she knows: “If a random person stops, she will charge them only $2. If she knows you, she will fully scam you. I’ll get calls from my friends saying she charged them $20 for a lemonade. She’ll…

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@mike_muhima

7 months

MTN are not serious, wym I have received UGX 70??? SEVENTY SHILLINGS??? 😭😭😭😭

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@mike_muhima

5 months

You're good at 4x100 relays?

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@mike_muhima

3 months

@vokelvo Wangele wangelewa Wangele wangelewa

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@mike_muhima

1 month

I hear autocorrect tried to resist but you won. 💀

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@sotrixbax

1 month

Who is the old man out in this picture?

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@mike_muhima

4 months

Me on the day my national ID expires.

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@mike_muhima

6 months

Squeezing the juice out of a pineapple with your bare hands into a blender is crazy.

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@Jamie_Namulema

6 months

100k for anyone who can tell me the name of the paste I smeared on the meat.

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@mike_muhima

4 months

"You guys didn't know Joseph Yiga?" People please, tunoonya ssente za Yaka, leave us alone. 💀👐🏿

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@mike_muhima

1 month

The I AM SORRY watermark running across the page is killing me 🤣

Mutesi Marion Trish

@Mutesimarion_

1 month

🚨 PUBLIC APOLOGY🚨 Dear X family , and especially @PoliceUg , I’m so sorry ! I’m so sorry for the inconvenience and harm that my previous post might have caused . I will NEVER do it again . I will for now take a break off social media . 😭😭😭

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@mike_muhima

1 month

Size 44?? She should be on the Lakers bench pls.

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@Mr_Mugii

1 month

Price of shew : 75K Your crush : “Now the guys who are always in my DMs are going to act like they can’t see this tweet. Anyways I’m size 44😍”

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@mike_muhima

2 months

Chioma ❁

@bzingers

3 months

50. Favourite picture/video of yourself this month

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@mike_muhima

5 months

Winnie Nwagi's massive bunda always makes me forget she's such a talented rapper, I mean vocalist.

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@mike_muhima

5 months

KU

@notKU_fr

5 months

You bang bang the tables You disturb the teachers You don’t have manners x2

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@mike_muhima

7 months

Your phone will be connected to 5G WiFi and Spotify will look right in your eyes and say "No Internet Connection".

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@mike_muhima

1 month

Bella❤️🦋

@IsabellaNabaasa

1 month

Smile if you still believe in love

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@mike_muhima

6 months

Tandy is low-key a Twitter fave coz imagine the responses if this were Doug or Mitch. 💀💀

electrowave baby 😈

@tandeka_mutebi

6 months

I agree. But it's not because of how good weasel's parts were. It's just that it was even more clear how talented & gifted radio was when placed in contrast with the other guy . Like how baddies could hang w mids to look even more like baddies oba you get ?

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@mike_muhima

5 months

Imagine being forcefully interviewed mid-nyigos because of a disclaimer.

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@mike_muhima

2 months

Back when Bruno was a true #10 and played under a manager who knew how to maximize his strengths. Now I'm resigned to watching him run around the pitch for 90 minutes and play everywhere else apart from his rightful position.

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@yehblitzed

2 months

Off the bench at HT

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@mike_muhima

6 months

Kale imagine Omona had bought a blue tick yesterday instead of food. Look at those numbers. 💀💀💀

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@OmonaOJ

6 months

Married men rizz? Let's go💀

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@mike_muhima

10 months

Lest we forget. 🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾

Amanya

@_amanyaaaaaaa

10 months

My person, @trudyasiima .

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@mike_muhima

8 months

Uncle Mo's jokes are going to be "unfunny" to a certain demographic after that launch. 💀

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@mike_muhima

4 months

May all your biggest manifestations, prayers, dreams and wishes come true this year. Happy 2024, everyone. 🎇🥂🥳

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@mike_muhima

29 days

"Widen the tax base" lmao is this an SST lesson? 😭😭😭

NBS Television

@nbstv

29 days

Hon. @AbedBwanika : We need to widen our tax base instead of increasing taxes. We should assist more individuals in formalizing their businesses. #NBSBarometer #NBSUpdates

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@mike_muhima

5 months

Making the transition from traditional schools to the Naalyas and Seetas of this world must've been tough. 😂👐🏾

alvin

@_siralvin12

5 months

When I left smack and joined Seeta, it was absolute scenes going into the shower rooms and guys were showering naked. Very traumatizing! I almost asked my moms to change school. 😪

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@mike_muhima

7 months

17th September 2023. What a day. 🫡🏆🛡️

Atuhaire Caroline

@Atuhairecarol10

7 months

SEPTEMBER PHOTO DUMP?

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@mike_muhima

9 months

Buying and furnishing a house for my parents. All they'd need to do is move in with their clothes.

Napaul

@LifeOfNapaul

9 months

If you suddenly have "fuck you" money, what is the first thing you’re doing??🤔

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@mike_muhima

6 months

The fro is gone but I kept the vibes.🫡

👑 Pharaoh 👑 🇳🇬 🇬🇧

@Ugochukwu_96

6 months

9. Favourite Pic/video of yourself this month?

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@mike_muhima

7 months

Why is that second-last one having a seizure?

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@mike_muhima

6 months

Nze abaganda nabavaako. Some chap told me his "village" is in Mengo. 😂

LuziraBoy🇵🇸🍉

@ZenjiSimon

6 months

i envy baganda from central, man’s be like “i’m going to the village to check on grandma” whole time he is talking about bweyogerere

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@mike_muhima

6 months

Remember when El Clasicos had prime time slots? Now they're played when the sun's still up.

𝐀𝐅𝐂 𝐀𝐉𝐀𝐗 💎

@TheEuropeanLad

6 months

Barcelona XI vs Real Madrid: Ter Stegen; Araujo, Christensen, Martínez, Balde; Cancelo, Gündogan, Fermín, Gavi; Joao Félix; Ferran Torres.

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@mike_muhima

5 months

Laurie is now an influencer in jokes 🥹 Anyway,

Lori 🥀

@LaurieInsK

5 months

What is timeless to you?

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@mike_muhima

4 months

GWR for most pictures posted without smiling.

Useful Idiot

@ZeeroBrain

4 months

Happy Holidays from Kojo and Us

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@mike_muhima

4 months

Cc. @PB_budo14 🫡🏆

The Budo League

@TheBudoLeague

4 months

Quote this post with a picture of you at any #TBL Matchday in 2023 #TBL7

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@mike_muhima

2 months

When my card declines at therapy

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@mike_muhima

4 months

Come outside, Taylor Sw!ft.

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@kusssman

4 months

You get to fight one artiste and if you win you have all they money who u fighting ??

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@mike_muhima

1 month

A hoe named Mugabi

See-me-Yawn🥱

@ofubwa

1 month

A scorer called Mutebi

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@mike_muhima

6 months

Disruptive marketing 💀

Sheilah C Gashumba

@SheilahGashumba

6 months

Finally got it here, worth the trouble though 😉❤️

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@mike_muhima

7 months

She's hurt but persistent. Madam, they've already told you I can have you. Come collect your silver medal. 🥈😂

electrowave baby 😈

@tandeka_mutebi

7 months

Ew no 💀 All yours ma boi 😂

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@mike_muhima

5 months

The anticipation when the song before your favourite song on an album starts play >>>>>>>

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@mike_muhima

14 days

One of the greatest hate watches of all time! 🤣🤣🤣

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@mike_muhima

1 month

Me scrolling through that sisters thread.

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@mike_muhima

1 month

Kweli, what is Balam going to do for kids and the youth?

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@mike_muhima

7 months

💀💀💀Free Palestine 🙏🏾

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@mike_muhima

7 months

Don't air me please 😒

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@mike_muhima

10 months

@RomanGreekGod @LyesBouzidi10 so you agree with the 'stinky take'?

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@mike_muhima

4 months

No but we can cook you for posting this.

lekside

@fouta_djallon

4 months

@AfricaFactsZone Can she cook any of these?

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@mike_muhima

4 months

Hard x3 🔥🏆 @09_knights

Salim M Ishmael, M.D 🇰🇪

@salimishmael_

4 months

4. Quote this with your best photo of the year

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@mike_muhima

23 days

Ankita Gupta

@ankitaiitr

24 days

@paulg delve, safeguard, robust, demystify, 'in this digital world', all chatgpt. I am rejecting all content with any of these words. there is no problem with these words, but they make human language mechanical.

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@mike_muhima

5 months

Sacrificing your country's hopes of qualification for a PL match is insane behaviour. 👐🏾

CentreGoals.

@centregoals

5 months

🚨🚨| BREAKING: Erling Haaland’s injury is not serious and he will be fit to play Liverpool. [ @FabrizioRomano ]

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@mike_muhima

10 months

Why is a law student addressing themselves as "counsel" in front of their lecturer who is an accomplished academician? 😂😂😂

Pxndx

@PNvigyi

10 months

But honestly why are you introducing yourself as “Counsel so and so.” It really gives an inflated sense of self importance.

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@mike_muhima

7 months

What the fuck is Airtime Gin? ᴬⁿᵈ ʷʰᵉʳᵉ ᶜᵃⁿ ᴵ ᶠᶦⁿᵈ ᶦᵗ

Jery

@OmonaOJ

7 months

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@mike_muhima

2 months

Guys, look closely at these pics and tell me you see what I see. Because Ancel keeps denying his bro and idk why. 😂😂

Revenge 👺

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@mike_muhima

6 months

Time to start using my surname to great effect

National Environment Management Authority (NEMA)

@nemaug

6 months

WE ARE HIRING: qualified candidates are hereby invited to submit applications for the jobs below. Deadline is 30th Nov 2023.

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@mike_muhima

9 months

Obviously!!!

Saeed

@xoogimo_

9 months

What was that one goal that gave you the illest dopamine rush?

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@mike_muhima

6 months

"Hello, my name is Mike and I'm addicted to saying pss pss whenever a cat passes by."

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@mike_muhima

22 days

Yes. I am the designated decliner in the group. A negative sure. The one true no!

uncle sexy.

@pineapphoe__

22 days

do y'all believe in platonic relationships? like even if you asked your friend (opposite and same sex) if they wanna smash, they would decline?

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@mike_muhima

2 months

Damn I was spittin'

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@mike_muhima

10 months

Na everybody go

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@keithverse00

10 months

Aight guys i think it’s time to wrap it up😂✊🏽

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@mike_muhima

2 months

Remember when all we had to do was walk in a straight line from dorm to the main hall in our polite suits, eat, drink, dance and call it a day? Kids are losing recipes. Prom is now a car show.

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@ShackTimes

2 months

The guy standing next to his Nissan 😭😭😂😂😂

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@mike_muhima

5 months

@Ozelle_Kayom Why tf did she breathe in like that at the end? 😂😂😂

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@mike_muhima

5 months

These days Elon is mob strict with the number of QTs you can view on a viral tweet.

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@mike_muhima

7 months

Loan with option to buy? Yes please.💀🫱🏿‍🫲🏾

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@mike_muhima

7 months

New link is here. Tubiddemu neera. 😂

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@mike_muhima

9 days

I haven't even watched the video that I'm making jokes about. I just might be a hater fr fr.

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@mike_muhima

5 months

Should we expect tomorrow's prayer?

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@Senor_Mitch

5 months

Night is yagysuf and oeug want it leave 🤦🏾 30 ye are olds🙄

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@mike_muhima

2 months

Lol, Museveni did not invent greed. 😂

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@Owishemwe

2 months

You guys are joking with Museveni, he has successfully caused confusion in all political parties.

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@mike_muhima

5 months

We are the only Big 6 team that has beaten this Chelsea superteam this season.

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@mike_muhima

7 months

They should reopen MySpace for you guys.

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@kasujja

7 months

After yesterday’s AFCON I’ve seen 2 types of Ugandans. The utterly hilarious memes that reflect our self deprecating nature… And the ones who are aligning themselves. Wondering how to make money. So, while you are making memes, someone is already thinking about cashing in.…

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