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Nobody knew Robert Taylor until Lionel Messi signed, now please name one Arabic player that has shared the spotlight with Ronaldo at Al-Nassr since he signed for the club?! Just one player?!🤦🏿♂️
I need men to understand that you can spend thousands on a date and you still won’t be appreciated by her.
Then you can spend on just Sharwama & Coke and then she never forgets that date.
now ask yourself, can you hold conversations?! are you interesting?! do you press your…
Phil Foden can pass, can dribble, can score, can play in midfield, can play on the wings, & CAN SCORE FREEKICKS.
Please explain to me like a 5 year old, how is Bukayo Saka better than Foden?!
Alex Ferguson broke the English Transfer record 5 TIMES!!!
You think £50m in 2024 is the same as £50m in 1998?🤣🤣
If you actually do the math and adjust for inflation, he spent £3.5 Billion during his time at ManU.
That's almost as much as Pep & Josè combined!!!
Alexander Isak was a nobody in Laliga, then he signed for Newcastle & all of a sudden he is the talk of the town.
Same with Martin Ødegaard, Tripper, and many others.
Lmao you know what I’m trying to say.
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Dear Yahoo boys,
I hope you know the campaign to END SARS is not for you.
I hope you know the blood of the innocent persons killed by these SARS people are on your hands too because you're the ones who got us here in the first place.
#EndSARS
#LagosProtests
Davido will release we'll listen. Burna will release we'll listen. Olamidè will release we'll listen. Portable will release we'll listen. Tiwa will release we'll listen. Wizkid will release we'll listen.
Over here we trash what's trash & hype what's good. We're the Good music FC.
Pep Guardiola is the reason Thomas Tuchel’s exposure is seen as a shocker.
Assuming Pep didn’t overthink that UCL final we would have always known Tuchel as an average coach.
Pep gave him a status & he has failed to maintain.
Why?! Y’all grab a sit and let’s have a conversation.
There’re 5 things that make a perfect country,
1.) Access to the sea.
2.) The absence of natural disaster.
3.) Good weather, the fact anyone can live here.
4.) Arable land, we literally plant anything in this country and it…
ManCity having no history is a myth, a false tale.
A tale y’all were forced to believe because they’ve a very quiet fanbase, but it’s time i address that myth.
ManCity won the EPL in 1968 & 1937.
ManCity won the Carbao Cup, formerly called English League Cup in 1970 & 1976.…
Come on Gundo, I love you but there's no way your are comparing a historical club like Athletic Bilbao who has won the 2nd most domestic cups in Spain above Real Madrid never signing players outside basque region to a small club like Man City who was nothing 7-8 years ago.
To me, Sir Alex Ferguson was a failure at Manchester United & he is the reason Manchester United is suffering today.
With 8 agendas, i will prove my point;
1. He coached Manchester United for 26 seasons and he didn’t lay down a unique pattern for the team in terms of style of…
My mom asked about my ex girlfriend yesterday, and I answered without hesitation ‘Mummy me and that one no dey do anything again naw’ then she slapped my head and started shouting Men are wicked.
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Please & please, If you & your friend use an iPhone add yourselves on ‘Find My’ App.
You can track yourselves easily, without asking for permission. All you need is your iCloud address, you accept the request & you can be tracked anyday anytime.
Even if the phone is off.
Who to use CONDOMS on
A thread!!!
1. If she has a tattoo..... CONDOM🙆
2. If she drinks beer...... CONDOM😑
3. If she switches her phone when she is with you..... CONDOM🙄
4. If she starts pulling off your boxer.... CONDOM😏
5. If she rushes to get ontop...... CONDOM😒
Nedu said in his first MC gig, they asked him how much he charges and he ‘wanted’ to say 100k, then one spirit told him to ask for their budget and they said they’re offering him 1.5M.
I hope y’all picked something from this.🫰🏿✨
Date her for months without sex, learn what makes her happy don't think of sex, play games together not sex, take long walks together. Just enjoy each other's company & forget sex🙂
@PeterObi
Official, confirmed! Peter Obi joins Labour Party on a permanent deal from PDP. The Former Governor of Anambra State has accepted the contract today afternoon. 🚨
statement confirms proposal has been accepted and deal sealed. Here we go. 🤝
Johnny Drille.
If Johnny was European, he would be way way more successful than he is today. We don’t appreciate him enough in this part of the world tbh.
If Phil Foden plays for a big club like FC Barcelona, we won’t be hearing names like Endrick, Jude Bellingham or Vinicius JR. Foden is miles ahead, talking about pure footballing abilities, Foden is just too clear.
You know what’s funny about studying law in Nigeria?! You can’t practice anywhere else in the world.
It’s either you practice here in NG were the law books ain’t respected or you go abroad & wash plate.😂
I was arrested today on my way to school ‘for my clearance’ for no reason. B4 today I’ve not had any serious encounter with the police (just stop & search) but today i was bundled like a thief & taken to the station just because i use an iPhone 11 & I dressed clean as usual
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I know a guy at Owerri that hustled abroad and kept sending money to his mom to keep for him, lol blud came back & he had nothing.
This life no get script.
COVID-19 IN CHURCH
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A man went to Church on Sunday and gave testimony that he was infected with CORONAVIRUS and that miraculously God had healed him. When he finished, he tried to give the microphone to the second man....
Twitter followers star progress 🌟
Which star are you???
0 to 500 Novice♥️
500 to 1k amateur 💙
1k to 2.5k senior💜
2.5 to 5k enthusiast 🖤
5k to 10k professional 🎉
10k to 15k expert🥉
15k to 20k leader🥈
20k to 30k veteran🥇
30k to 50k master🏅
50k to ..... Ultimate🏆
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A man came home from work, tired. He sat down on the sofa and put his feet up. His wife brought him a glass of water. His son gave him a sheet of paper and he read through:
English E
Biology F
Mathematics C
Physics F
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Oh please, Talisca has always been famous since he played for Benfica. Robert Taylor was a high school footballer before Messi arrived G
In Nigeria movies, the poor boys always meet a rich man's daughter by the road side and repair her car and they later fall in love.
Yesterday I stood at my village junction from 9am to 6pm, NO car spoilt. Mtcheeeeeew😠