Lawrence Kitema @lawrencekitema Twitter profile

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Lawrence Kitema

@lawrencekitema

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Happy New Week! May your dreams come true. We left home to change the situation. Do whatever it takes to chase poverty.

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Lawrence Kitema

@lawrencekitema

2 years

No snake is small to a woman who has never seen a snake. When it enters her house, she must scream.

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1 year

The problem with Morroco is that if they win they will be Arabs, but if they lose they will become Africans. 😔

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1 year

No one is more stressed than a guy who is trying to be successful at a young age.

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8 months

Who has tried this Chilly?🌶️ It seems to be so hot. Marketing at its level. 😂

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1 year

Which glass has more water. 99% will fail this test.

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8 months

If your phone can't type 𝕏 after pressing and holding X, buy a real phone. 😂

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2 years

Remember who checks on you when you get a little quiet. Those are your people. Stop keeping useless contacts.

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2 years

Who will drink water 💦 first. Represent your brain 😄.

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2 years

Which vehicle should go first? Represent your driving school.

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1 year

If Liverpool beats Manchester United tonight, I will donate my account.

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1 year

Some parents are just doing too much in these pre-school graduations. Like why are you crying and passing out? The only thing junior did this entire year was to colour and drink juice. 😂 (Copied)

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2 years

This is how most of us were raised in case we don't meet your standards.

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1 year

@premierleague @Jky_Chep Lisandro Martínez all the way! 🔴

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2 years

Retweet if you see the snake 🐍.

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2 years

The best skin care routine is having money. Everything else is a lie. Make money first, the rest will follow.

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1 year

What's the story behind this building at OTC? The first time to see it was in same condition and that was long time ago.

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1 year

Why do many radio presenters think the only problem Kenyans have is relationships?

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1 year

No more 'Twitter for iPhone' on tweets. Am sure android users must be happy now.

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2 years

Let's start a thread of just random advice. No specific topic just great advice.

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1 year

Small Accounts Matter. Normalize following them back! ⚡

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2 years

Name that movie you have watched more than once and wish you could rewatch.

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1 year

When Elon Musk Just replies to your tweets. Someone has just said am the first African to receive Elon Musk reply. (From comments not me) 😂

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2 years

Stop telling your bosses nonsense concerning your co-workers. Do what they pay you to do and go home.

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5 months

This ain't a real photo. It's hand-drawn art. Kenya got talent. Like and Repost if you love it! ❤️

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1 year

The economy has started stabilizing slowly by slowly. Who else has realized the same?

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2 years

This is more than a heartbreak 💔😭!

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1 year

During your downfall, keep proper record of people's behaviours so that when you rise again, you will not mix animals with humans.

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2 years

I think Kenyans On Twitter (KOT) are the most powerful and dangerous tweeps in the world.

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2 years

Dr. George Wajackoyah might be the next President.

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4 years

Some visitors are so brave. You offer them a juice and they be like... I will drink after eating... Eating what? 🤔🤔🤔

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1 year

170,992 followers! Let's hit 171K. Small Accounts Matter ⚡

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1 year

@elonmusk @SpaceNews_Inc Our African country, Uganda just launched its first satellite into space. How about that @elonmusk ?

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1 year

Immediately you tell an African lady "I love you", they immediately become, cashless, phoneless, data less, hopeless and all kinds of less-ness. Ooh Africa! 🤔

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2 years

If the Wife's salary is 50K, while the Husband's salary is 35K, what is the total cash in that house?

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1 year

@elonmusk Excellent! Kenya just launched its first operational earth observation satellite on Saturday onboard a @SpaceX rocket from the United States. Thanks alot @elonmusk .

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2 years

Avoid people who think 1 million is alot of money.

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1 year

Arsenal is losing tonight!

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2 years

Honestly speaking, anyone who likes Monday is probably dating a colleague at the workplace. 😔

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1 year

@elonmusk Team Africa making history. 💪 Who do you see the winner @elonmusk ?

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1 year

Small Accounts Matter! Normalize following them. ⚡

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Small Accounts Matter. Normalize Following them Back!⚡

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1 year

Thank you 170,000 followers. Join the movement. Small Accounts Matter ✨

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Small Accounts Matter! Normalize following them back. ✨⚡

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2 years

"Congratulations! You're now verified. With this badge comes great responsibility." 🎊 I woke with double blessings! Am now #VERIFIED . 🤩 Thank you @verified ! To all my followers, Asanteni! 🤗

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Small Accounts Matter! Normalize following them Back! ⛅

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Small Accounts Matter. Normalize following them back 🔙⚡

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Small Accounts Matter. Normalize Following them Back 💯! ⚡

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Manchester United fans let's follow each other. Drop your handles. #MUNARS

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Manchester United is playing tonight and am verified 😂!

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Small Accounts Matter. Normalize Following them Back% ⚡

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1 year

Dennis Okari quits NTV! What's happening?

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2 years

If Manchester United does not win this game I will quit Twitter. 😔

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1 year

Tonight I want to follow 1000 accounts before the year ends. Just Retweet this!

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2 years

I woke up a year older! Am stronger and wiser than the previous year. Thank you Lord for this blessing. Happy Birthday to Myself! 🎂

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Small Accounts Matter. Normalize following them Back!💫

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Small Accounts Matter. Normalize following them Back! ⚡

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My dream is now to meet @elonmusk !

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Arsenal will lose today.

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Small Accounts Matter. Normalize Following them Back 🔙⚡

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1 year

Just realized these biscuit companies don't even make noise. They just remove one or two pieces when the economy is bad.

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1 year

Sunday Connect! Small Accounts Matter ⚡

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2 years

A Kenyan university graduate on average takes 5 years to find a job. New data shows. 🤔

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Live like a CEO, but spend like an intern.

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Small Accounts Matter. Normalize following them!🔆

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Weekend Connect! Small Accounts Matter! ⚡

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2 years

With @kisyagi_ , growth is inevitable here. We roll again today! African real king 👑!

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Today I feel Loyal! Am following the first 500 retweets 🔃.

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Small Accounts Matter! Normalize following them 🔙⚡

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Small Accounts Matter! Normalize following them Back. ⚡️

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One reason why Women live longer than Men is because they don't have a wife.

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What lesson have you learned about @kisyagi_ today?

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I will buy lunch to one person whose reply wont get any like in the next 3 hours. 😂

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2 years

Work in total silence!

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This is what happens to your open water tanks up there. Monkey 🐒 bussines! 😅

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Small Accounts Matter! ⚡

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What is the English name for Omena?

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Weekend Connect! Small Accounts Matter ⚡

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How do painkillers know exactly where there is pain? 🤔

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Weekend Connect! Drop your handles we follow you. ⚡

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99% will fail this test.

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This is how they skip your tweets without liking or retweeting. Normalize enganging other people's tweets. We grow together!

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TBT: Weekend Connect! Small Accounts Matter. 😂

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Small Accounts Matter! Normalize following them back! ⚡

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The first thing many ladies do after getting a better job is to end their current relationship.

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From 25M to 52M within 2 hours. 🫢

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1 year

World Cup or English Premier League?

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1 year

Am Feeling Loyal today! Following the first 500 Retweets. Work in total silence 🤐.

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Small Accounts Matter! Normalize following them back. 🔙⚡

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Small Accounts Matter! Normalize following them back! 🔙

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Small Accounts Matter! Normalize following them back. #LKDrive ⚡

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Normalize enganging on other people's tweets! We grow together!

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1 year

Feeling Loyal today! Following the first 500 Retweets. ⚡

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98% will fail this test: I had six eggs. I broke two, cooked two, and ate two. How many eggs are left.

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Small Accounts Matter! Normalize following them back! 🤗

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Small Accounts Matter! ⚡

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Small Accounts Matter! Normalize following them back. 🔙

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2 years

Our newest Twitter king 👑 in 1 hour! Keep winning @kisyagi_ 👊!

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1 year

In Kenyan schools English is compulsory and Agriculture is optional. That's why we speak English with no food.

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Work in total silence! 🔙

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Small Accounts Matter! Normalize following them back 🔙⚡.

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