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Gava Charles

@charlesgava_256

10 months

By the way, bwoba okaaba mangu, ebya self employment sooka obireke😂😂😂😂

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Gava Charles

@charlesgava_256

3 years

They gave Bebe Cool a surprise attack in the night. Just like the Portuguese used to attack the Arabs on Fridays 😭😭😭

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Gava Charles

@charlesgava_256

3 years

I did it... With Honors! 😊😊

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Gava Charles

@charlesgava_256

2 months

Without a doubt, Thomas 😅

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@Owishemwe

2 months

Guys this Easter let’s leave the “doubting Thomas” jokes at home. Thanks

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Gava Charles

@charlesgava_256

2 years

Nbs tomorrow : “What does Uganda learn from the death of the Queen?” “What does this mean for opposition politics in Uganda?”

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Gava Charles

@charlesgava_256

3 years

Your brother is guarding the city, your sister is selling goats for the 10 Billion, why should you run away ??

Andrew M. Mwenda

@AndrewMwenda

3 years

In a debate on @nbstv in 2018, @HEBobiwine said if there was chaos in Uganda, I would be the first to run abroad. Last night he evacuated his family to USA leaving millions of his supporters in the very chaos he is plotting with his hooligans! My family and I are staying here!

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Gava Charles

@charlesgava_256

5 months

I’m so petty because you’d have to look for Guardiola to pay your fees the next term.

Troll Football

@TrollFootball

5 months

Man City fan son celebrates Aston Villa's goal in front of his Arsenal fan dad

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Gava Charles

@charlesgava_256

2 years

“Babe don’t cook. Tonight we’re going out !” Betway: 🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢🔴

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Gava Charles

@charlesgava_256

1 year

It’s interesting that almost no television in Uganda discusses international news. A whole bank collapsed, There’s a whole issue on immigration in the UK, the strikes in Israel, commemoration of the Iraq war, potential indictment of trump, updates on the Ukraine war…nothing🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️

Noga Tarnopolsky נגה טרנופולסקי نوغا ترنوبولسكي

@NTarnopolsky

1 year

Tel Aviv

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Gava Charles

@charlesgava_256

2 years

Firtsly, why are there CCTVs INSIDE the dormitory? Why ? Are the Brothers into some freaky shit in the Residence or ?

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Gava Charles

@charlesgava_256

3 years

Me on a Boda Boda as different forms of cargo in these 42 days 🌚🌚🌚🌚

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Gava Charles

@charlesgava_256

3 months

Seen @Makerere advertise for Masters degrees. My advice: it’s not worth it. Unless you’re in the business of graduating with a Masters degree in a minimum of 5 years. The time period could be longer for Civil Engineering. Go elsewhere. Don’t waste your time and resources.

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Gava Charles

@charlesgava_256

24 days

There’s a taxi here that has hit a pothole and broken into two equal parts. Crazy !

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Gava Charles

@charlesgava_256

2 years

From Havana to Kampala... to the world !

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Gava Charles

@charlesgava_256

4 years

Museveni slipped the new cases into the news cycle very incognito. Ugandans just woke up and discovered there are 4 more cases. No panic , no “breaking news” ... just “irriiizz warrirriiz”

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Gava Charles

@charlesgava_256

5 years

If they’re as slow as your network, they’re not passing those exams 😒😒😒

Airtel Uganda

@Airtel_Ug

5 years

Best of luck to all Senior Four candidates in your UCE Exams.

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Gava Charles

@charlesgava_256

4 years

Unpopular opinion : this is a time to do construction works on all these places and come out of the lockdown a changed country 😅😅😅

The New Vision

@newvisionwire

4 years

This is what a carless old taxi park looks like after the President's directive of suspending all public transport, to stem the spread of #COVID19UG . #VisionUpdates 📷: @BMBkle

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Gava Charles

@charlesgava_256

4 years

When you want pocket money so you say nice things About your father 😅😬😬😬

Muhoozi Kainerugaba

@mkainerugaba

4 years

General Yoweri Museveni, the most successful revolutionary in African history. I pity those who think they can defeat him.

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Gava Charles

@charlesgava_256

2 months

For context, Sir Lindsay Hoyle, the speaker of the House of Commons in the UK earns about £164,000 per year which is about 813m UGX. This is in a G7 economy. Our speaker earns 800m as per Diem during her leave days…. Emitwe gyaffe gyemyaavu !

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Gava Charles

@charlesgava_256

6 months

With all due respect, SHUT THE FUCK UP! Go and sell your phones. Let the Basoga enjoy their day.

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Gava Charles

@charlesgava_256

1 month

To me, this is a basic speech. The bar is just low for ministers. We’ve been much accustomed to such a low bar. What would have been more important is if she presented numbers and not praise singing to the appointing authority… But well done to her 👏

Ian Rumanyika

@irumanyika

1 month

The president was very alert,

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Gava Charles

@charlesgava_256

6 months

🔥🔥🔥 Baaba ni Maama❤️

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Gava Charles

@charlesgava_256

2 months

Twitter has allowed us to see how wack the thinking of some journalists is in terms of analysis of issues. Little wonder they feed their viewers garbage day in, day out. What stands out however, is how one work place is able to collect so many mediocres..

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Gava Charles

@charlesgava_256

2 years

Olivia is small. They’ll just pick her in a Tuktuk 😭😭😭😭😭

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Gava Charles

@charlesgava_256

8 months

Rwanda on seeing other EAC countries in the bid while not including it :

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Gava Charles

@charlesgava_256

30 days

“I don’t engage in politics. I just take home my salary and leave the rest”. How’s that salary feeling with the tax now ?

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Gava Charles

@charlesgava_256

2 years

If Kasumba worked for a serious entity, he’d actually be in trouble for some of the reckless statements he makes on here.... but oh well ...

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Gava Charles

@charlesgava_256

10 months

But Dr. Sudhir Ruparelia, Frame 2 is a picture of CG ENGINEERING CONSULTS staff. It was taken by @baronedgar8 when we were undertaking works at the Katosi water treatment plant

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Gava Charles

@charlesgava_256

16 days

She starts treating you like people in MUK offices

Austine

@theereal_one

17 days

Bro. you can literally feel it when you’re losing your girl 😂😭😭

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Gava Charles

@charlesgava_256

3 years

Update: I called the bluff many hours ago 😂😂😂😂😂 So predictable!!

Gava Charles

@charlesgava_256

3 years

Can’t wait for the spokesperson to be like the guy fell off a moving car 🤷🏾‍♂️

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Gava Charles

@charlesgava_256

3 years

The way the Baganda respond to their king’s calls and the kingdom activities is incredible and commendable.

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Gava Charles

@charlesgava_256

3 years

Okay. Engineers photo dump. Here we go! Ba engineer don’t air me 😅😅 Show me some reinforcement and support 😀

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Gava Charles

@charlesgava_256

5 years

“Bro... your chic is here with some random guy”😂😂😂

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Gava Charles

@charlesgava_256

4 months

Guys be “healing the sick” yet there’s a whole hospital of sick people right next to their churches that they haven’t healed.

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Gava Charles

@charlesgava_256

4 years

Ateh hasn’t google maps led me into a trench ?? 😭🤦🏾‍♂️

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Gava Charles

@charlesgava_256

2 years

If you joined campus at 19 and did a three year course, you’d graduate at 22 . That’s still young. You can afford to study something completelyyy new for another three years and you’d still graduate below 26… you could study sth else and still graduate at 30..

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Gava Charles

@charlesgava_256

4 months

The way Sebutinde has ruled is the way your fathers and grandfathers make judgements in the Supreme Court after every election. Don't pretend to be shocked. Mubikola home and away.

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Gava Charles

@charlesgava_256

2 years

When you had the chance to do the right thing, you fumbled. Kati just watch in peace!

Daniel Lutaaya

@DanielLutaaya

2 years

Ruto is leading on all TV stations apart from Citizen TV 🤔

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Gava Charles

@charlesgava_256

1 month

Canary, the LOP just did the Alternative budget. Is there any comparative analysis between it and the government’s budget? If so, there are the differences? Who has a better plan in taxation for example ? Not alll the time should be for Mpuga 😊

Canary Mugume

@CanaryMugume

1 month

On the Morning Breeze tomorrow…

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Gava Charles

@charlesgava_256

2 years

Nothing in life prepares you for the rejections you receive as a startup founder 😂😂😂😂

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Gava Charles

@charlesgava_256

8 months

When Mahrez is trying to control the ball and Police sprays tear gas in Nakivubo

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Gava Charles

@charlesgava_256

2 years

URA can really be on your case as if your taxes won’t be misused 🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️

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Gava Charles

@charlesgava_256

1 year

This doesn’t even reach Kabira before erupting into potholes. Mutuyita mbuzi?

Rwakakamba Morrison

@Rwakakamba

1 year

Kampala city has many sides. This is also another side of Kampala, Uganda’s capital city. Via @citizenAgency

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Gava Charles

@charlesgava_256

2 years

The rice law : “for every one cup of rice, add two cups of water” 😅😅😅

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Gava Charles

@charlesgava_256

1 month

It’s the same composure he used to allocate himself money wrongly.

Nakibinge Brian

@BrianNakibinge

1 month

You can disagree with @MathiasMpuuga but God gave him the character of being composed.

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Gava Charles

@charlesgava_256

1 year

A pothole that swallows a Sino Truck is hella deadly. A person with a Vitz may need a life jacket for this one …

Daily Monitor

@DailyMonitor

1 year

PHOTOS: A truck carrying gravel has sunk four of its rear tyres into a pothole on Eighth Street, Industrial Area, Kampala, disrupting traffic flow. Traffic officers are at the scene guiding motorists as they plan to free it. #MonitorUpdates #KampalaPotholeExhibition 📸:

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Gava Charles

@charlesgava_256

10 months

Everytime we did a national examination, I appeared in Newpapers 🤷🏾‍♂️

Andeleya💚💛❤️

@HustlePrince01

10 months

When was your fst time to appear in news papers? Share your experience 😂 Me I’m normal

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Gava Charles

@charlesgava_256

2 years

Y’all romanticize entrepreneurship but truth is... it’s tight 😅😅😅😅. It’s not a journey for the faint hearted and you’ll need a lot of help. The structures to help young people here aren’t robust, so you’ll suffer... unless you have some generational wealth of course.

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Gava Charles

@charlesgava_256

4 years

Bro, just text him in your family WhatsApp group🤷🏾‍♂️

Andrew M. Mwenda

@AndrewMwenda

4 years

Tonight @KagutaMuseveni claimed boda bodas are not an effective means of public transport! Who decides this: the president or commuters? Ugandan commuters have consistently voted with their wallets - for boda bodas as the most convenient and effective means of public transport!

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Gava Charles

@charlesgava_256

6 months

Let us proceed JOVIALLY😉 with the celebrations

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Gava Charles

@charlesgava_256

2 years

A birthday celebration whilst the rest of the nation grapples with rising costs of basic goods and commodities. Well done🌚👏👏👏👏

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Gava Charles

@charlesgava_256

4 months

He didn’t read the book ?

Pulse Ghana

@PulseGhana

4 months

'Rich Dad, Poor Dad' author Robert Kiyosaki reveals he's in $1.2 Billion debt

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Gava Charles

@charlesgava_256

3 years

But man... make it make sense ! How?

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Gava Charles

@charlesgava_256

11 months

When you’ve crammed dy/dx and the exam has du/dv :

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Gava Charles

@charlesgava_256

2 months

Listening to the calm voice of Dr. Spire against the hullabaloo being raised by Obore…. The lack of class is also evident.

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Gava Charles

@charlesgava_256

3 years

Many journalists in Uganda wish they’d had the accuracy of Fabrizio Romano😂😂😂

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Gava Charles

@charlesgava_256

2 years

The Kabaka’s Rolls Royce is a 5000cc 😅😅… Kabaka Muteesa was a baller in the 60s eh ! 👏👏👏👏

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Gava Charles

@charlesgava_256

3 years

If it is indeed true that Bobi wine got 72% of the vote in Kla and 71% of the vote in Wakiso, the area has a total of 2.3m people that voted. that would put him at 1,645,000 votes. That’s excluding the rest of the central region, eastern region and other parts of the country. 1/2

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Gava Charles

@charlesgava_256

3 years

Passed that ! Up next, add that ACIArb on my name and I charge you by the hour ! It’s time for some good news I guess.

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Gava Charles

@charlesgava_256

5 months

Ugandan government is like many of us. It’s poor but with expensive taste…. And it seems to be unaware about it ….

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Gava Charles

@charlesgava_256

3 years

A startup and it’s related stress will have you sitting in your house with all curtains drawn, in the dark... questioning your life decisions 🌚🌚

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Gava Charles

@charlesgava_256

3 years

Covid-19 isn’t going away.... so shall we lockdown every year and open up for four months? What’s the plan? What’s the actual plan ?

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Gava Charles

@charlesgava_256

2 years

You can’t tax a population into growth. You can’t. More so, if the taxes are going to be used to host birthday parties 💀

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Gava Charles

@charlesgava_256

2 months

Some of the taxes that a usual business is imposed on: 6% Withholding tax 18% VAT 15% NSSF PAYE All for someone to siphon it and use it gift their friend a “service award”, gift their husband “their heart’s desires” and be gifted a Range Rover in turn. Must be fun🌚

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Gava Charles

@charlesgava_256

20 days

Of course

Thomas

@Owishemwe

20 days

The way my face is breaking out, I think my period is here 😩

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Gava Charles

@charlesgava_256

3 years

The regime would rather arrest human rights lawyers than arrest those who supplied faulty oxygen tanks that ended up killing many Ugandans yet they know them 😅😅😅

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Gava Charles

@charlesgava_256

3 years

Even if it weren’t, I’d hate to be associated with mediocrity. So I’m glad I put in the work and got good grades.

Micheal Lubowa

@lubowami

3 years

So is your CGPA putting food in the table oba weeyiya?

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Gava Charles

@charlesgava_256

8 months

Of course you can’t find the AFCON Jokes funny if you’re in your WhatsApp groups planning to steal the money to take your kids to universities abroad and build apartments 🤷🏾‍♂️

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Gava Charles

@charlesgava_256

3 months

It’s interesting how much Zambians sound like Ugandans 😅😅😅

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Gava Charles

@charlesgava_256

1 year

My unpopular opinion will always be that Chemistry was actually the easiest of the subjects in A’level. It was based on facts that have never changed😅😅😅 The calculations were pretty straightforward and the practicals were easy too. 😅😅😅

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Gava Charles

@charlesgava_256

4 months

Shall we talk about “speaking in tongues” 😭😭 If you go back to the Bible, and check out that scripture after the Pentecost, you read that people from as far as Mesopotamia could actually hear their tongue being spoken. In your churches, Guys speak some gibberish but it’s kawa

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Gava Charles

@charlesgava_256

3 years

Lord Mayor mashes me up 😂😂😂😂

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Gava Charles

@charlesgava_256

2 years

NTV On the Spot mostly has a maximum number of 3 panelists.. Easy to moderate 🤝 NBS on the other hand brings a crowd and it’s just messy!

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Gava Charles

@charlesgava_256

4 years

Frank Gashumba just said that “mwe mukaddiya socks, ffe tukaddiya passport”😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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Gava Charles

@charlesgava_256

6 months

Ugandans waiting for SFC to harvest grasshoppers and sell them at a lower cost:

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Gava Charles

@charlesgava_256

2 months

He addressed her as “Winnie”… man have some respect Atleast 🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️ Winnie ? Is she your mate ? What’s wrong with you guys man ? 🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️

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Gava Charles

@charlesgava_256

4 months

So y’all are finally opening up to the fact that your churches could be cults ? Anha! Interesting….

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Gava Charles

@charlesgava_256

2 years

In life, one should be as lucky as Matia Kasaija. Mistake after mistake but survival after survival

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Gava Charles

@charlesgava_256

2 years

Raymond Reddington: “I have no control over the women in my life, neither do I seek it. You’re both free to come and go as you please”

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Gava Charles

@charlesgava_256

3 years

First relax, they check the suitcases ? 😅😅😅😅😅

Uganda Christian University (Official)

@UCUniversity

3 years

We've officially opened for in-person classes, TODAY ! 📸 First year students checking in. #OPENatlast

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Gava Charles

@charlesgava_256

8 months

Happy that I’ll be starting my MSc in Construction Law and Dispute Resolution at @leedsbeckett next week. Efforts to improve myself and get further grounding in the field😊 HERE WE GO !

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Gava Charles

@charlesgava_256

4 years

Everyday you wake up with two parents who are willing to help you around with life... go to a corner and say a silent prayer for them.

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Gava Charles

@charlesgava_256

3 years

The 42 days are almost done, but ask yourself, what difference has been created by the government? Aren’t we still at the same spot we were at the start of this all? What’s the actual plan ? Shall we keep locking down every after three months ?

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Gava Charles

@charlesgava_256

4 months

When someone asks me how much money I have in the bank. Me:

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Gava Charles

@charlesgava_256

3 years

Just one for the culture ! 🙏

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Gava Charles

@charlesgava_256

4 years

Other germs are probably wondering what they did to deserve all the cleaning that’s going on

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Gava Charles

@charlesgava_256

4 years

Someone’s father was like “let me beat him. I’m a doctor. I’ll treat him after”😂😂😂😂

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Gava Charles

@charlesgava_256

4 years

Today has made me realize that public transport isn’t made for me. Today I was in a taxi, and the lady behind me had a hen. Then the hen begun pecking my shirt 🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️omwavu wakufa 😪😪

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Gava Charles

@charlesgava_256

1 year

Shocked with this logic. Let me explain it for the umpteenth time. Global occurrences, in this global village, have a direct impact on Uganda. It is good to discuss these international stories with a Ugandan perspective. The audience would appreciate that. Not so hard, right?

Canary Mugume

@CanaryMugume

1 year

@charlesgava_256 Now that your requested, we will go to Ukraine and give you reports. After that we will go to Tel Aviv and cover the strikes.

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Gava Charles

@charlesgava_256

2 years

It’s always not good when the Foreman calls you and tells you “Engineer, this one you need to come and see for yourself” 💀💀💀

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Gava Charles

@charlesgava_256

2 years

Getting $10 million by mistake then becoming a motivational speaker >>>>>🌚🌚🌚🌚

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Gava Charles

@charlesgava_256

3 years

Naye Ghetto TV may become the national television 😂😂😂

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Gava Charles

@charlesgava_256

9 days

I already run two entities 😊my hands are full as per now. Next year, when I’m done with my Construction law studies… we shall heavily venture in that field. See you then

Isaac N. Mpanga

@Isacmpanga

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Buy a law firm and invest in it for starters.

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Gava Charles

@charlesgava_256

1 year

Passed the membership exam and I’ve been admitted as a member of the @Ciarb . It’s been an interesting journey as I’ve got to learn more about arbitration and ADR in general in more ways that I’d have known. We keep pushing ! N.B : Ka fee note Kalinye !

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Gava Charles

@charlesgava_256

2 years

Mao came in time for the end of month salary… Naye ekisajja ekyo ! 😂😂😂🤝👏👏👏

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Gava Charles

@charlesgava_256

3 months

Civil engineers! 👏👏👏 After you come home Nga bakunyiigidde because you didn’t reply texts 😭😭🏃🏽‍♂️🏃🏽‍♂️🏃🏽‍♂️🏃🏽‍♂️

Patrick Oyulu

@OyuluPatrick

3 months

FEARLESS! @UNRA_UG Karuma Bridge quality inspectors. #UNRAworks #Uganda

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Gava Charles

@charlesgava_256

2 months

Obore is so poor. That question on the LOP money was always going to be asked to him. How was that his response ? 😭😭😭😭 As I said, some of you occupy these offices because you’re simply older than us but you’re clearly not gifted AT ALL!

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Gava Charles

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22 days

Tanzanians do big things and don’t make noise about them. Ugandans do an access road with one pipe culvert and the president, vice president, FISO, GISO, DISO, Woman MP, Youth MP, LC5 all go to commission

DBwambale

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Who is going to do the one for Kampala? @ZeeroBrain don't you have friends with nice cameras? Can photos/videos help mask pigsty infrastructure?

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Gava Charles

@charlesgava_256

6 months

So where do people get the idea of “princess treatment” from ?

Mathias Ssemanda

@MathiasSsemanda

6 months

Ugandan Princess of Buganda Kingdom whose father is King who must be the richest Ugandan, says she is “nervous about my first day at work”… she also uses public transport.