Thomas @Owishemwe Twitter profile

Pinned Tweet

Thomas

@Owishemwe

1 month

If you don’t laugh you’ll cry 🥲

2

49

153

Last Seen Profiles

@rithika_ram

@aneusaenger

@ALL_EN_7v7

@StockAlchemy

@Yeontjun

@odigieslim

@nft_e3

@pun1shxr

@mudchute

@niasanjuan

@nalibaliSA

@Abraskadabra

@m_d_u

@ahnnii

@kasepruett

@HeidiStevens13

@mh_flo

@kauan_okamoto_

@leiasmith_3

@stinaramne

@M1sfin

@NFC_Esports1st

@BurukAregawi

@Bioshock_n1

@DISCO_MANIA17

@ShawCalhoune

@WorldSpaceWeb3

@nnggmadrid

@emenacpacknz

@txellpatufa

@salmanhni

@totorottv

@TheSafeAnnaAnon

@ByDana_2010

@TikiRedHire

@spendexltd

Thomas

@Owishemwe

6 months

Samira please specify the country, because this one stone has caught like sixteen African birds.

Samira Sawlani

@samirasawlani

6 months

Elect a clown.. expect a circus.

103

4K

6K

197

12K

23K

Thomas

@Owishemwe

12 days

Long distance African parents >>>>

-B-💕

@RagdahBethel

12 days

Long distance siblings<<<

1

253

482

22

3K

10K

Thomas

@Owishemwe

1 year

You guys are joking with heartbreak.

SHEILA

@Didi_Mariano

1 year

Why would my Neignbour be sweeping the compound at 3:49am

28

18

93

100

2K

6K

Thomas

@Owishemwe

3 years

Dear friends, please stop the habit of ignoring unknown callers. When we receive accident victims in the Emergency Room, sometimes we use our phones to contact relatives to inform them...don’t be that relative that’s not picking up because “you don’t pick unknown numbers”

113

4K

6K

Thomas

@Owishemwe

6 months

Which life comrade? The Apple Watch Series 9 on your wrist or having Prestige Margarine in the village?

Elijah Turyagumanawe

@elijahtury

6 months

If you don’t know this life, you are not a true African.

133

85

1K

86

1K

5K

Thomas

@Owishemwe

1 year

Mr Black⁛

@MrBlackOG

1 year

Tell us your financial status with a picture

2K

254

3K

66

965

4K

Thomas

@Owishemwe

2 years

Y’all husbands have 6 children outside your marriages but it’s Nyege Nyege where you see immorality.

154

1K

4K

Thomas

@Owishemwe

3 months

You slapped the dog?

Ed

@RuhangaEd

3 months

Money has to be made but at what cost ?

14

9

71

69

925

3K

Thomas

@Owishemwe

11 months

I don’t even know what to say.

Pop Hive

@thepophive

11 months

Louis Vuitton microscopic handbag sold for $63K at Pharrell Williams auction.

421

1K

8K

37

1K

3K

Thomas

@Owishemwe

4 years

Happy New Year to You and Yours...from Me and Mine ✨

57

173

2K

Thomas

@Owishemwe

3 years

You can’t even tell which country this is about.

Neo KM.

@mokhobz12

3 years

Whoever’s father has the tender for roads & potholes, PLEASE, I’m begging you: Ask him to do it 😭.

55

3K

11K

15

1K

2K

Thomas

@Owishemwe

2 years

Ladies…every time you reject a younger man because you think the older ones are more mature, remember that Samson Kasumba is 48yrs old.

151

407

2K

Thomas

@Owishemwe

4 years

My dad came to see a patient in Mulago yesterday and saw me, and this is what he had to say in the family group 🥺😢

81

272

2K

Thomas

@Owishemwe

9 months

Fascinating

@fasc1nate

10 months

What do you think was the most successful lie ever told?

6K

423

9K

22

918

2K

Thomas

@Owishemwe

3 months

Oh nooo…Africa will now crumble because a one Jasmine from Las Vegas will never visit us 😭😭😭

Jasmine

@___Bonafide

3 months

I can’t stand the Africans. They get on Twitter talking so bad about African Americans. Never visiting Africa. 👎🏾❌🚫

70

10

32

11

524

2K

Thomas

@Owishemwe

3 years

@naidajaye @shereeserenee She recorded a video of herself crying, edited the video & posted it on TikTok. She really did this to herself

10

59

2K

Thomas

@Owishemwe

4 years

I honestly don’t see the resemblance.

94

90

2K

Thomas

@Owishemwe

3 years

Only 33 of 86 are graduating, and I’m one of them. That’s my good news!

146

151

2K

Thomas

@Owishemwe

2 years

“Looked cute might delete later”

48

102

2K

Thomas

@Owishemwe

3 years

One of my neighbors is wicked, he poured oil outside his house so people would stop sitting there 😅

205

180

1K

Thomas

@Owishemwe

27 days

Ffe tusasule emisolo mwe mwambale Fendi

96

249

2K

Thomas

@Owishemwe

5 years

My roommate is from Zimbabwe and he can’t go a day without complaining about his country...shit mashes me up 😂😂😂 Today, out of nowhere he just sighed and said “Aahhhh they need to close this country.” 😂😂😂😂😂😂

58

395

1K

Thomas

@Owishemwe

8 months

The problem is every woman thinks they’re a good woman and are loving men right simply because you’re loyal and thoughtful once in a blue moon, and yet in actual sense most of you are manipulative, gaslighting, toxic human beings with daddy issues.

Vivian Evelyn

@VivianEvelyn15

8 months

I’m convinced that if you love a man right and gently he will make you regret it😂

34

66

299

38

674

1K

Thomas

@Owishemwe

7 months

It was a medical consultation, not body size olympics.

JONAM’S PRINCESS👑👑

@AtimCharlotte

7 months

Doctor telling me to lose weight nga he is also twice my size is wild!

39

47

256

40

500

1K

Thomas

@Owishemwe

2 months

@Papi_B22 Nah this is rizz on steroids

1

25

1K

Thomas

@Owishemwe

4 years

Dear Gov’t of Uganda, this woman was caught on CCTV maliciously spreading the virus by putting water in her mouth and spitting it onto surfaces people touch and sit on. Is this the China you said we are safer in @KagutaMuseveni ? #EvacuateUgandansInWuhan

171

1K

Thomas

@Owishemwe

19 days

I kid you not there was a whole ass birthday during my flight, they even cut cake and served the entire plane. Ugandans are special 😂 Uganda Airlines 10/10 would recommend

18

171

1K

Thomas

@Owishemwe

7 months

Stop weaponizing your mental disorders and using them as an excuse for bad behavior.

Honest LeYo

@HonestLeYo

7 months

Thoughts on mental health that would have you like this:

826

260

2K

14

565

1K

Thomas

@Owishemwe

10 months

Guys are going to be so pissed when they die and there’s no heaven.

Shivan .M. Alinda

@Shivanlinda1

10 months

For the Gospel! We are without excuse. #PhanerooAt9 #phanerooanniversary #GiveThanks9

77

685

4K

283

304

1K

Thomas

@Owishemwe

4 years

The Ministry of Health is lead by only Women, maybe that’s why it’s very efficient.

35

267

1K

Thomas

@Owishemwe

4 years

Dear Diary,

76

108

1K

Thomas

@Owishemwe

11 months

Mr Black⁛

@MrBlackOG

11 months

Drop a video of what men do when women think they're cheating 😂

592

1K

9K

52

193

1K

Thomas

@Owishemwe

3 months

I think I live in a different Uganda

101

230

1K

Thomas

@Owishemwe

4 years

A Kenyan politician returned from Germany on 8th March and refused to be Quarantined, today he has tested positive for the coronavirus. Imagine how many people this selfish man has infected in the last 15days. Do you people see why you should stay home? You can’t trust anyone

26

369

1K

Thomas

@Owishemwe

11 months

When you go to Kigali you can’t believe that Paul Kagame and Museveni went to the same school.

Gatete Nyiringabo Ruhumuliza

@gateteviews

11 months

To absorb your weight so your feet don't hurt when you go for a run, some #Kigali pavements are being carpeted with synthetic rubber, to turn the whole city into a running track...

125

733

2K

86

238

1K

Thomas

@Owishemwe

4 years

“ I sent you to school to learn, not to be the best. “ This was from a parent of a child that didn’t do well in P.L.E

70

192

1K

Thomas

@Owishemwe

7 months

You can reach home before your luggage gets off the plane.

Milly Nassolo Kikomeko

@Milly_nassolo

7 months

What has today taught you?

113

64

421

122

297

1K

Thomas

@Owishemwe

4 years

One day I’ll tell my mixed race children how my country left me to die at the hands of a deadly virus...and it’s at that moment that I realized I wanted better for my children and that’s how I met their mother.

48

189

1K

Thomas

@Owishemwe

3 years

#NewProfilePic

23

65

1K

Thomas

@Owishemwe

6 years

When the ladies are screaming “Men are Trash” we get very angry and say stupid shit like “not all of us” blah blah...but today I saw it with my own eyes and I must say I’m ashamed to be a man.....A thread

172

902

1K

Thomas

@Owishemwe

2 years

#NewProfilePic

34

56

1K

Thomas

@Owishemwe

2 months

No one talks about the part of adulting where you experience a dry spell of wins and it’s just you congratulating other people day in & day out and none ever coming your way.

19

302

1K

Thomas

@Owishemwe

3 years

These kids abroad are different, y’all see how chilled she is around/with her dad & vice versa? When mine walks into the room I have to salute him 🤧

Melissa Mulungi

@Shealwaysdoesit

3 years

So my Dad aka P.diddy says I got my singing voice from him 😂😩

40

129

822

74

211

1K

Thomas

@Owishemwe

1 year

Nothing will boost your spirit like eating something you fear; it’s works all the time for me when it comes to women.

Msupa M.

@Mollage_

1 year

I find octopuses extremely scary bro how do we eat that shit.

16

3

43

71

359

1K

Thomas

@Owishemwe

5 years

Dear @Drake , Hope this finds you well. I write to inform you that as the 2021 General Elections draw closer, the People of Uganda would really appreciate if you took off sometime off your busy schedule to take a photo with our President. Yours truly, TK

30

375

1K

Thomas

@Owishemwe

4 years

I hope wherever Desire is she knows as Ugandans we shall forever be indebted, she gave a voice to the voiceless. Because of her actions more victims have come out to talk about their ordeals and more than 10 rapists have been outed in the last 48hrs. God Bless Her

16

252

1K

Thomas

@Owishemwe

2 years

I met Hashim yesterday at Jinja Rd traffic lights, he was in the red GLE 450 and I was on a Safe Boda. 2 bald men, different lives!

30

98

1K

Thomas

@Owishemwe

6 months

Money can solve 99.9% of your problems.

Idil Ahmed

@idillionaire

6 months

What was your biggest life lesson this year?

304

106

1K

3

428

1K

Thomas

@Owishemwe

4 years

The Chinese Embassy in Uganda is asking people for my full names and what University I’m at, the games have begun.

47

265

1K

Thomas

@Owishemwe

4 years

You’re stupid if you think students in Wuhan are now quiet because they sent us money, we’re all emotionally and mentally drained...the world has experienced corona for just a few days/weeks and look at how much has happened...imagine months.

79

137

1K

Thomas

@Owishemwe

2 years

My daughter FaceTiming me while I’m at work…I want to cry 😭😭😭…also I don’t know if she knows that all I ever see is her forehead.

25

82

1K

Thomas

@Owishemwe

2 years

Guys one last time, Medical Interns are not students like interns from other professions. They are graduates undergoing a year of supervised practice before receiving their medical licenses.

17

285

1K

Thomas

@Owishemwe

10 months

The problem with heartbreak is you can be triggered by the most random shit…I was on the farm and saw goats and I remembered how she didn’t like goat meat now my day is done 🤧

62

208

1K

Thomas

@Owishemwe

2 years

Me I’ve not refused that you have assets, naye Ssempijja we were in the same class…stop telling lies about your age 😒

stan⚡️

@Ssempijjastanle

2 years

Jokes aside, is there any self made 25 year old in kampala with more assets than me ? I’m not talking about these kids whose parents embezzle millions of gov’t funds to give them a head start.

346

208

1K

160

195

1K

Thomas

@Owishemwe

2 years

“Young, Famous & African” Zari Hassan alone is 41yrs old, have we now changed the definition of Young?

82

104

1K

Thomas

@Owishemwe

4 months

Simon Peter when they asked him about Jesus.

That sabiny guy

@allanoo888

4 months

Imagine if bible characters were Ugandans?

684

1K

3K

19

226

1K

Thomas

@Owishemwe

1 year

I don’t think people knew you were counting the men too…tomorrow you’ll get.

Raymond Kahuma

@KahumaRaymond

1 year

How can I fail to get even one date out of 46 million people?

64

24

503

119

153

1K

Thomas

@Owishemwe

4 years

“If a Ugandan father paid 21000 USD for one term, he’d expect you to come home when you’re the head teacher.” ~ @charlesgava_256

29

229

985

Thomas

@Owishemwe

4 years

Nyaf 🌹

@nyafono_

4 years

Post your girlfriend so that we know our competition 👀😂

159

91

695

69

89

991

Thomas

@Owishemwe

4 years

This guy in Nsangi broke into a woman’s house, stole 1.2m from her and raped her...then the unthinkable happened, he slept off after raping her...so she stabbed him to death with his own knife 😊

71

189

981

Thomas

@Owishemwe

6 months

Me I’ve even forgotten what lips go where.

Jery

@OmonaOJ

6 months

I might faint when I get my next kiss💀

16

111

447

17

326

998

Thomas

@Owishemwe

4 years

This is the year we’re going to out them all. This is @PeterTevin_ , he RAPED Desire and many other girls that are afraid to come out.

Desire 2

@namdeee_

4 years

Before this year ends. Leaving this in 2019. 👐🏾

116

210

436

132

549

960

Thomas

@Owishemwe

4 years

Hello guys, thank you so much for all your support...the powers of the land have heard us, now we await a positive response. #EvacuateUgandansInWuhan

The New Vision

@newvisionwire

4 years

Speaker Rebecca Kadaga has demanded for an explanation from the Prime Minister to be presented tomorrow in Parliament regarding students who are asking to be evacuated from China’s Wuhan province #VisionUpdates

10

77

252

17

275

982

Thomas

@Owishemwe

4 years

Don’t forget it took Wuhan 3 months of total lockdown to contain the disease, now you imagine our Uganda where the Northern By-Pass has been turned into one big gym....you can’t expect schools to reopen and life to go back to normal anytime soon with such idiocy going on.

33

232

965

Thomas

@Owishemwe

2 years

Your partner’s friends are NOT your friends, know this and know peace.

12

201

965

Thomas

@Owishemwe

10 months

Those dancers were paid, a concept you’re not familiar with.

Hon, Dr. Mukasa Fred Mbidde

@Mbidde

10 months

Culture incertitude or dubiety 🙈🙈

277

104

833

132

173

979

Thomas

@Owishemwe

5 years

Jealous of a country that fits in one tweet ?

Irizābimbuto

@irizaabimbuto

5 years

#RwOT Retweet till Ugandans Get jealous 😜😜😜 #UgandaVsRwanda

73

49

216

66

260

919

Thomas

@Owishemwe

3 years

You don’t have to like Bobi Wine or NUP to condemn what the Gov’t is doing to him.

10

203

922

Thomas

@Owishemwe

5 years

“You are what you attract.” ~ Sir Samuel Baker (1967)

stan⚡️

@Ssempijjastanle

5 years

what kinda English is this though 😢

80

41

342

53

291

909

Thomas

@Owishemwe

2 years

“our children” So can orphans go for Nyege Nyege?

74

208

915

Thomas

@Owishemwe

1 year

DeeDi

@DeeSandy20

1 year

Why don’t the woman they rape everyday run away/ back-out to avoid being raped?

57

19

77

42

169

920

Thomas

@Owishemwe

2 months

I’m looking for 10 talented witch doctors and we bewitch the entire Parliament of Uganda. DM your details

56

190

930

Thomas

@Owishemwe

11 months

You people come here to attack others and forget so fast where you’ve come from, wasn’t this you a couple of years ago?

Godfrey KUTEESA!!

@GODFREY_Kutesa

11 months

Baaambi They be talking pictures with dogs instead of their husbands🥲 Devil ur a liar. Leave our beautiful girls alone to get married and enjoy the fruits of being with a real human - male partner.

186

70

638

147

207

911

Thomas

@Owishemwe

4 years

Me I just want to know why the wife recorded and even shared it, what was the purpose of the recording? Because MTN is going to fire the man, then what next...they’ll lose everything. It’s safe to say we now know where the boy got his brains 🙃

62

155

888

Thomas

@Owishemwe

3 months

You can cook me all you want but girls that are always in hotels….biggest red flag that exists.

49

214

917

Thomas

@Owishemwe

4 years

Tomorrow is Mother’s Birthday and also Valentines day and I choose not to let the Gov’t of Uganda ruin it for me. I appreciate everyone that’s stood with the Ugandans in Wuhan in this fight...stay blessed ✌🏾

22

114

870

Thomas

@Owishemwe

4 years

Please, before you comment about something be sure you’ve got all your facts. Do you people think we want to kill Ugandans? Do you honestly think we want to infect you? If you want to quarantine us on an island in Lake Victoria for 2-3weeks it’s okay..WE JUST WANT TO COME HOME.

34

288

871

Thomas

@Owishemwe

10 months

Only God can forgive you people

SG Railway Uganda

@SGR_Uganda

8 years

The yr is 2020 & this is Kla Railway Station. The current station is gng 2 be remodeled into a multi modal trans hub

203

212

366

45

257

892

Thomas

@Owishemwe

3 years

Nduhukire was working for a company that has been cutting down forests for years, just to plant sugar cane….but a nurse that hasn’t been paid for 6months stealing Panadol is where she draws the line.

22

206

870

Thomas

@Owishemwe

5 months

She’s 3yrs old now.

Tara

@t_lashay24

5 months

Tongue kissing in missionary while raw 🥴… gets you what🧐?

2K

3K

40K

49

137

884

Thomas

@Owishemwe

1 year

I’m not married but my advice is just BE SURE before you come online defending your partner or your marriage because these children don’t care they’ll bring out receipts and embarrass you.

31

140

879

Thomas

@Owishemwe

4 years

Nothing can prepare you for the anxiety that comes with your age mates doing big things while your life is stagnant!

22

193

862

Thomas

@Owishemwe

4 years

The start of The end of The decade VS The decade

31

57

851

Thomas

@Owishemwe

3 months

Thunder fire you @AzawiOfficial 😂

14

75

881

Thomas

@Owishemwe

2 months

Just date the girlies with curfew, you won’t need to be strict…their parents are doing it for you already.

17

180

873

Thomas

@Owishemwe

4 years

Bobi Wine’s cluelessness about policy is honestly very embarrassing. Why don’t his advisers tell him to avoid interviews until he gets policy literate, every time he goes on National Television he is just reminding people of the joke that he is.

NBS Television

@nbstv

4 years

VIDEO: Bobi Wine shares his plan for the first 100 days in State House. #NBSMorningBreeze #NBSUpdates

233

190

1K

237

194

836

Thomas

@Owishemwe

4 years

A kind reminder to all women on here, NEVER allow a Male Doctor to perform a Physical Examination on you without a female nurse present.

30

187

839

Thomas

@Owishemwe

3 years

I laugh so hard when heartbroken girls start posting things like “Men will leave a good woman…..” who told you you’re a good woman?? Just because you’re loyal?? Ma’am you’re emotionally manipulative, possessive, insecure, inconsiderate, selfish…should I go on???

57

194

828

Thomas

@Owishemwe

9 months

Arranged relationships/marriages have a higher success rate, so listen to your friend when they tell you “I think I found the perfect girl for you” because those people usually know you more than your know yourself.

33

175

840

Thomas

@Owishemwe

1 year

I’m not even mad that I just lost my job because of this, but the US pulling out PEPFAR funding also means we won’t be able to provide treatment & care for millions of Ugandans living with HIV/AIDS.

U.S. Mission Uganda

@usmissionuganda

1 year

Statement from President Joe Biden on the Enactment of Uganda’s Anti-Homosexuality Act via @whitehouse

1K

696

2K

54

238

837

Thomas

@Owishemwe

3 years

He’s a 24yr old with a 10months old all English Ugandan YouTube Channel….if you can’t see why we’re praising him for being able to make 2k views in an hour (12k in 24hrs)….then sense no dey for your head.

13

131

829

Thomas

@Owishemwe

4 years

In Wuhan residents are shouting “武汉加油/Wuhan Jiayou” from their apartments. It translates as “Wuhan Be strong/You can do this”; this kind of solidarity is very heartwarming.

30

330

787

Thomas

@Owishemwe

2 years

I’ve been told to start from the beginning. So I got to Lugogo at 6:30pm, the DJ that was supposed to be playing at 5pm was just opening his laptop when I arrived…that was the first red flag.

33

96

809

Thomas

@Owishemwe

4 years

As we talk about Big Trill, let’s not forget 71 Ugandan Students are stranded in Wuhan City; the epicenter of the Wuhan Coronavirus. Please spread this message to whoever you can, your parents...relatives...friends till the Gov’t hears our cry and does something.

30

524

800

Thomas

@Owishemwe

3 years

Freddie Highmore