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@allanoo888

3 months

Imagine if bible characters were Ugandans?

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2 months

No vaccines, no bathing, no spraying, no training, no feeding. Just raw dogging life and attending weddings and funerals.

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What's the breed of this dog?

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5 years

#RIPNippseyHussle J.Cole said it best, “To die a young legend or live a long life unfulfilled 'Cause you wanna change the world But while alive you never will 'Cause they only feel you after you gone, or I've been told”

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5 years

*Griezman asks for shirt 7* Valverde to coutinho :

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3 years

If you come across this, retweet🙏

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@TemiAyee @PeshAhumuza

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5 years

The lecturer won't be coming but we have a group discuss........

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4 years

@goal When teams face Ronaldo, Messi,Suarez and Griezman

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5 years

Kante would be on the ballon' dor list if he was white and was in Barca #LIVCHE

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@milaham_nk They never fall sick. Bros heal faster than wolverine

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11 months

Easily

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WITHOUT GOOGLING Name a famous historic battle.

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3 months

Scenes after Judas kissed Jesus

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3 months

Imagine if bible characters were Ugandans?

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3 months

Pharaoh : Why don't you just stay in the palace? Moses :

𝐂𝐇𝐈𝐎𝐌𝐀

@dahtgirl_ajex

3 months

Imagine bible characters were Nigerians?😂

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3 years

*The pandemic won't last* The pandemic :

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5 years

8yr Old me trying to sleep then recalling a scene from a Nigerian movie with ghosts

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5 years

*introverts* On social media at a party

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5 years

Don't mind this, its just the Minister of Finance Zimbabwe going to read the National Budget #UGAZIM

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4 months

Nobody : J Cole greeting women :

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4 years

Next time someone calls you a snack, be worried

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4 years

Swedish scientist advocates eating humans to combat climate change.

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@idkthreat @Niyasamm

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Jack Grealish - most fouled #EPL player Jadon Sancho - won 10 penalties this season. Both linked to #mufc Bruno Fernandes next season after winning the golden boot scoring 34 penalties :

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3 years

@goal Saliba's Arsenal career highlights

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Crowd : We saw this man with Jesus Simon Peter :

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3 months

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#mufc #ARSMUN Commentator : Arsenal are looking dangerous on the left wing with Aubameyang on the ball Aaron Wan-Bissaka :

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@itsNyaWan The Israelites when they met at the Red sea

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5 years

The Originals was better and Legacies should have never been made

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4 years

A short story

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4 years

Just realized the glasses are on the cheeks and not ears

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4 years

If i bite my coins, will i have bitcoins?

𝔸 𝕐 𝔻 𝔼 𝔼

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4 years

WizKid, Jidenna, Koffee are all coming to Kampala in December January :

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Ole adding #Sancho to the #mufc attack of Martial, Rashford, Bruno and Greenwood.

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4 years

When J.Cole said, "But mama i ain't done yet, sit back and watch your sunrise, kick back and know your son set"

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*I have a test tomorrow 10am mum* Mum at 5am : you're late

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4 years

When you play the music on shuffle and voice notes start playing

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@itsNyaWan After Jesus turning water into wine Bar owners in Cana :

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"I have a dream, that one day we shall no longer be eaten by humans and we shall see our chicks grow old"

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5 years

When you crammed Canadian Prairies but the compulsory qn says, Draw the map of Angola and show 2 rivers and a school

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#BlanketsAndWineKla Konshens : Every man to a gyal LGBT :

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@queergrunge @AustinBowman25 Every day I learn something on here

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4 years

Hidden CCTV footage from a supermarket in Nairobi #KenyaVsuganda

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Gov't : Stay indoors for 14days Ugandans each day :

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4 years

The camera men aren't vampires

𝗦𝗛𝗬 𝗚𝗨𝗬 👁⭐

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4 years

Something that puzzled me about #TheVampireDiaries , if vampires were so fast, why did they have to drive cars when they could have just flashed to their destinations and not even get fatigued?

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3 years

#mufc #RBLMUN Bayern, Juventus, PSG, ManCity watching United go to the Europa league

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4 years

😂but he told y'all to Couple up

KINGDOM 🇺🇬🇰🇪

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4 years

He took us to the club left us there, he went and got married

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Arsenal fans celebrating the Walcott goal and then remembering it’s not 2012 #ARSSOU

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This is how Dybala, Martial, Pogba, Rashford are going to play knowing they nolonger have to defend with Wan Bisaaka and Maguire around

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4 years

Celebrities and their bodyguards

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@BirimumaasoR 😂they're always orphans

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Daniel James is everything Arsenal fans thought Nicholas Pepe would be #SOUMUN

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Respect to teachers who gave us our Chemistry results like this

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🦋That_gyal🦋

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3 years

Pick up lines....anyone?

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4 years

Bruno Fernandes and Pogba making passes to Greenwood, Martial and Rashford #MUNSHU

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3 years

Still legendary

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4 years

Graduation day 4months later

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5 years

When you eat sweet potatoes without a drink

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Me trying to pick Post Malone's best song

I'm Aboki.

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* Goes to the Rolex guy* Intern rolex guy: boss isn't around but i can make for y............

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4 years

When your dad reads through the graduation book and your name isn't there but you're in a suit in the tent

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They left out this guy💀

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Married men rizz? Let's go💀

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4 years

If she friend zoned you, she probably didn't want to lose you.

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#MCILEI #EPL *Maddison on the ball* Jamie Vardy :

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Everyone : 2020 will be my year 2020 :

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Niggas get one good haircut and then go to the same barber for that same haircut forever.

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4 years

Teacher :The chemistry paper 1 will be easy The chemistry paper 1 :

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4 years

When you're playing egg-slap and the ball passes between the class monitor's legs

I'm Aboki.

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The bag after Mbonye touches you

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5 years

Stop holding farts in, they disolve straight to your brains and that's where you get shitty ideas like unfollowing all Ugandans

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When you enter the bathroom and realize you forgot to play music

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Mitoma when he has gone past Wan Bissaka but he can nolonger find the ball when he tries to shoot :

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5 years

The African child spends almost 13yrs of his school life eating this space and you wonder why kids don't grow

Trina South🐦 #SIKILE out EVERYWHERE

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Sco pa tu manaa

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Nobody : Rihanna :

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Dembele and Pogba, the 2 most underrated midfielders of their era.

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This is Ruta Ruta was broke because he spent most of his money fitting his clothes He decided to become fat and save that money for fitting His now rich Be like Ruta

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Israel when they find out there is Gaza land in Uganda

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3 years

The sexual tension between avocado and beans.

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When they prepared your fav food at home but Uneb results are being released after lunch

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@MarcGeneus @lordblessfresh_

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4 years

If you long press all at once, the power rangers will come out of yo screen

SAMZ CLASSICS UG.

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4 years

Jokes aside , what is the use of these bu buttons😂😂😂 I have always feared to press them.

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*Teacher explaining a serious topic* Backbenchers having Stand up com :

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4 years

Realized how fast people in relationships found out WhatsApp was down. You know who's alone?

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4 years

Are you guys living with mutants ?

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Here in Kawempe its not the padlocks that matter but the your connection with God😂😂😂

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4 years

If you make a joke on someone, don't be surprised by what you get. For every action there is a reaction

ᵀ͟ᴼ͟ᴰ͟ᴼ͟ᴿ͟ᴼ͟ᴷ͟ᴵ, 𝓡 𝐸𝐼 ⊰

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NBS but the "N" is silent.

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@FittedZi 😂😂facts

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4 years

Are you pallaso's music, coz i will never play u

لين 🙂

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filtered and bomb 💣 😁😊

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@brfootball @brenleeszn Gareth Bale after seeing Ozil's message

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After 10 straight shots and you call your boss to give him a day off on Monday

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5 years

We don't fit in taxi seats

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Sco pa tu manaa

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My brother does house designs( Interior and exterior) including house plans. Retweet, his next customer could be on your TL. Thanks.

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Juan Mata when he hears news that Bruno Fernandez is on the plane to Manchester United #mufc

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And their last born Econ doing exams

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@SkySportsNews French players who took pics :

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You just had to be there

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@Real_jaeflex @greenaugustus12 @Dlaureate @EdmundOris @MaziIbe_ @Alex_Houseof308 @potam1304 @nkay_yo @Naijatwiter @beatsbysarz Ole when he reaches the semi finals

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@TheSaItIsHere Ousmane Dembele when he meets Phil Jones and Baily in the treatment room

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When the only guy who read for the exam arrives

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4 months

Sweet Pepsi and fries is wild

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British cuisine. Best in the world.

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