Jery @OmonaOJ Twitter profile

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Jery

@OmonaOJ

6 months

Married men rizz? Let's go💀

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Jery

@OmonaOJ

3 months

Bro. 😂😂I'd lock that branch. Nobody gets out before factory resetting their phones

👽 🌌

@lastgreenhippy

3 months

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💀 bitandise.... my fuccing ribs.

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Jery

@OmonaOJ

2 years

NRM's achievements

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2 years

What would you fit in this bag? 🧍🏻‍♂️

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@OmonaOJ

4 months

You just wanted to jump into that "my girl>>" thread💀

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@KagutaMuseveni

4 months

I took Maama Janet for a walk at our home in Rwakitura before we left for Kampala. Even after she defeated Corona, it is good for her to take walks, especially uphill, which boosts oxygen circulation in the body.

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Jery

@OmonaOJ

2 months

You buy a big cold Fanta and whole chicken. You'll feel better after, trust me

feyisayo 💸

@feyiszn

2 months

those who live alone, how do you pick yourself back up when you feel completely hopeless?

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Jery

@OmonaOJ

10 months

Sleeping naked is wild, what If a war breaks out at 3am? 💀

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@OmonaOJ

9 months

"Send me independence money" Milton Obote must be turning in his grave

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@OmonaOJ

7 months

At Besigye's peak he'd have sky dived off that plane and landed in Nimule while UPDF was waiting for him at Ebbs 💀💀

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@OmonaOJ

11 months

Real Dj Lennon👑RDL

@RealDjLennon1

11 months

You're sick if you're in a relationship.

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Jery

@OmonaOJ

17 days

Ngonians trying to fit in😂😂

Legends

@LegendsKla

17 days

Hi beautiful people 🤩 Get prepared for the #ISALeague kicking off at #LegendsGrounds this June. Don’t forget to turn on notifications for all the latest updates 🤗

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Jery

@OmonaOJ

8 months

First drink the soup we see

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@kinyerajordan

8 months

What I ordered vs. What I was served. La Casita, Naguru.

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@OmonaOJ

2 years

It means the on that road 6 big trucks and 200 small cars can pass daily

E u G i 〽️

@Euginearinda

2 years

Kambuze Nga falla I'm tired of pretending, what do these numbers mean on the road please?

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@OmonaOJ

8 months

Senegalese coach after the team bus makes the wrong turn at Naalya roundabout

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Jery

@OmonaOJ

1 year

You hate watermelons because they remind you of the water you don't have💀

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@OmonaOJ

2 months

Lending someone your pen and you see them give it a mouth job 😒

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@OmonaOJ

1 year

Can he mix concrete?

Jinja's Pablo Escobar

@Ozelle_Kayom

1 year

ON SALE My friend is selling an South African Boerboel . Price : 30,000,000 ugx Serious buyers inbox

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Jery

@OmonaOJ

2 years

Ku Nasser rushing to print the new constitution

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Jery

@OmonaOJ

1 year

Now URA is going to look for the carpenter who worked on those 70m shelves

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Jery

@OmonaOJ

1 year

You watch TV using angle theta?😂😂

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@NMoleya

1 year

First time posting my room 😁

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@OmonaOJ

2 years

#NewProfilePic

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Jery

@OmonaOJ

10 months

If mechanics do this, now imagine what gynecologists do. Smh💀

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@AtukundaArnold

10 months

Already in office😊

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@OmonaOJ

2 years

Kenyans when meat guy rebrands to "Githeri guy"

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Jery

@OmonaOJ

1 year

Will there be babes?

Yoweri K Museveni

@KagutaMuseveni

1 year

I will address the nation today from Nakasero State Lodge at 8:00pm on the current status of Ebola in the country. Tune in for this address on TV and Radio. I thank you.

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Jery

@OmonaOJ

3 months

This is like 2 milli at Lettuce eat

Uncle's Choma

@UnclesChoma

3 months

Here’s what UGX 24,000 can get you on a Wednesday and a Saturday at Uncle’s Choma 😋😋 Location: Bugolobi, Katazamiti Road (Akamwesi Hostel Road)

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Jery

@OmonaOJ

2 years

You've just reached Itanda?

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@TyrellMalaciia

2 years

Checking in 🇳🇱

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@OmonaOJ

2 years

Y'all still have the COVID beans?

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@RenezMuzik

2 years

Only those who have been to Kisoro will understand me 😋 Ama come let's Enjoy Supper

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@OmonaOJ

2 years

"Morife don't run"

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Jery

@OmonaOJ

2 years

That chic was crying while confronting her dad but all through her ordeal, she held her camera better than Bash Mutumba during his photoshoots 💀

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Jery

@OmonaOJ

3 months

If I pay 3.7m and you give me such a receipt, I'm throwing hands 😂😂

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@Ozelle_Kayom

3 months

Can’t even trust the Pull Out method at this point We shall abstain

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Jery

@OmonaOJ

10 months

In this Kampala you can be with your person nga they're going through a heartbreak with their person💀💀

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Jery

@OmonaOJ

2 years

Me when my son tells me the chemistry textbook costs 100k💀

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Jery

@OmonaOJ

6 months

One day you'll wake up and eat your own sausage 💀

Abel

@ShemaAbe1

6 months

Foundation has to be laid.

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Jery

@OmonaOJ

10 months

That first day in boarding school was a very traumatic experience 💀💀

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Jery

@OmonaOJ

2 years

Bought bread. Was heading home, some guy grabbed the Vera and took off!

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@OmonaOJ

8 months

Sevo during his opening speech for Uganda Vs Morocco

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Jery

@OmonaOJ

2 years

The way you reached Kampala from Ombokolo

Patrick Salvado 👑

@idringp

2 years

From Congo…. how did Ebola reach Mubende 🤷🏾‍♂️

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Jery

@OmonaOJ

6 months

What is this man💀💀

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Jery

@OmonaOJ

9 months

Historic Vids

@historyinmemes

9 months

If you could bring back any empire, which would it be?

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Jery

@OmonaOJ

5 months

Sevo is 78 but he starts a new fight on corruption every year

Doug Smith

@DougSmithUg

5 months

I have a very very genuine question: Is it possible to start afresh at 30 and still succeed, or is it typically considered too late?

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Jery

@OmonaOJ

6 months

I might faint when I get my next kiss💀

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Jery

@OmonaOJ

6 months

Sheila in the airport bathrooms trying to finish her liqs💀

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Jery

@OmonaOJ

8 months

You carried the chapu on your pocket?

Jagen

@MadMudokolo

8 months

You claim to know kampala so well, what royco is this?

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Jery

@OmonaOJ

2 years

Literally..

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Jery

@OmonaOJ

2 years

Can you stitch back my relationship like this?😭

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Jery

@OmonaOJ

1 year

My dad at his peak would reduce the list to 4 items😂😂

MISHELINE

@Mutuzo_M

1 year

My brothers shopping list has 40 items😂😂😂😂 I’m scared to read through😩😩😩😩😩WHAT?!

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Jery

@OmonaOJ

6 months

Let's push guys, it's almost Friday

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Jery

@OmonaOJ

1 year

Every hour you spend in Kampala starting midday, the transport fare to your village will increase by 2k/=

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Jery

@OmonaOJ

10 months

Happy birthday-Pallaso

East

@eastmusic__

10 months

what’s a song y’all hear that pisses you off immediately

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@OmonaOJ

1 year

We're like 20 people at Bandali and 15 are Djs💀

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Jery

@OmonaOJ

1 year

You think everyone doesn't have connections like you😂😂🚮

Mumbere Abraham Kapidi S/o Bathimwa

@MKapidi

1 year

Uganda's freshest lawyers. Welcome to the learned status. You will soon settle down though😂

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@OmonaOJ

1 year

Me to her on 14th😂😂

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@OmonaOJ

7 months

National Water whenever my girl enters the shower 💀

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@OmonaOJ

7 months

So you get an uber to the bar but can't get one to work? 💀

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@OmonaOJ

9 months

Woke up 25 and grateful 🥳✨️

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@OmonaOJ

3 months

That lawyer is capable of unleashing a betting ticket as proof of funds 💀💀

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@OmonaOJ

3 months

"You want to push a bondo 750ml when your foundation is sumz crisps and 2 zaales" 😂😂😂😂😂

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@OmonaOJ

4 months

As long as you're happy man

Isaac_Gold ✨🥀

@Isaackasule2022

4 months

>>>>>>>>

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@OmonaOJ

2 years

Sotrix in year 6 at MUK💀

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@OmonaOJ

1 year

Seen someone's status saying "God is my refugee"💀

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@OmonaOJ

3 months

😂😂Museveni hasn't unlocked this level in his 39 years

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@Kenyans

3 months

Apple’s Tim Cook informed me that his company now employs about 23,000 Kenyans - William Ruto

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@OmonaOJ

7 months

He should save that jazz for his mitte

Mutana ❁

@bruno_akampa

7 months

Sevo is addressing the Nation

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@OmonaOJ

4 months

Only time and tears take away grief; that is what they are for. So it's true, when all is said and done, grief is the price we pay for love🫂🕊 Till we meet again, grandma!

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@OmonaOJ

2 years

They already play us everyday

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@TheodrineT

2 years

No girls league in this Kampala???

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@OmonaOJ

2 years

To be able to say "This salary is a lot, I can't finish it" 🕯😂😂

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@OmonaOJ

1 year

Continue catching flights, not feelings bro

Yoweri K Museveni

@KagutaMuseveni

1 year

I have arrived in the United Kingdom (UK) for a one-day working visit.

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@OmonaOJ

6 months

@BusingyeJose Show us that clown in your dm😂😂

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@OmonaOJ

3 months

Drainage by evaporation 👏🏽👏🏽

ChimpReports

@ChimpReports

3 months

SFC Engineers End Flooding Nightmare Along Kololo's KAR Road - #ChimpReportsNews

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@OmonaOJ

1 year

Nah, save that jazz for your mitte

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@OmonaOJ

1 year

Tebizze

Ray Atukunda

@rayatukunda

1 year

Teacher: Who is the president of Uganda? Pupils: Manchester united 7 (M7)😂

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@OmonaOJ

1 year

The problem is you think life is all about finishing school, getting a job and then getting married 💀 that's why heartbreaks won't release you

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@OmonaOJ

1 year

You're the only one on twitter who watched this ad😂😂

Mutana ❁

@bruno_akampa

1 year

This Uganda Telecom [UTL] Ad was it.💯

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@OmonaOJ

9 months

This thing is 170k in Kampala 💀

The Luxury Watch Guy

@LuxuryWatchGuy1

9 months

Audemars Piguet Flying Tourbillon Concept $200,000 (Brand New)

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@OmonaOJ

10 months

How do you tell red flags about an organization before you join?💀

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@OmonaOJ

1 year

Someone carries this to work, but filled with Bushera💀💀

Brian Mugalu 🇺🇬

@brian_mugalu256

1 year

Disasters at workplaces 😅

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@OmonaOJ

2 years

Our MPs can't relate because they move with chapatis in their coats, casually

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@Kenyans

2 years

President Ruto queues for lunch in parliament

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@OmonaOJ

1 year

Today France will know why Atim sells headwraps yet her head can't fit in any💀

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@OmonaOJ

6 months

Petition to dissolve all marriages in Kampala ✍️

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@OmonaOJ

1 year

Laughing at Kasumba while asking for "urgent 20k" is wild💀

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@OmonaOJ

1 year

How dad's say they miss you "Come home tomorrow without fail" 💀

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@OmonaOJ

2 years

You're very early for the next thread called "dm jerry"

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@OmonaOJ

4 months

You ate the whole family plus their feeds💀💀

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@iamcobbina

4 months

Late dinner is an average size one 2 large chicken thighs 1 large chicken drumstick 6 large eggs Rice with Shitto

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@OmonaOJ

1 year

Aber SHP🧚🏼‍♀💜

@Miss__Candy__

1 year

Quality and Quantity!😆

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11 months

Blud deleted the thread the way he deleted child support 💀💀

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@OmonaOJ

6 months

@itsahoax2 😂😂Nigerians are in my mentions already

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@OmonaOJ

3 months

Inviting someone out for drinks and expecting them to pay is very irresponsible behavior 💀💀

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@OmonaOJ

1 year

Budo league 💀 We're like 30 people here and 25 are waitresses

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@OmonaOJ

4 months

You can't be a broke girlfriend and strict at the same time💀

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@OmonaOJ

2 years

October 🙏🏿☺️

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@OmonaOJ

2 months

Can't AI replace this parliament? 🚮

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@OmonaOJ

5 months

For you why don't you build your own radio mast

James Onen | FATBOY

@jamesonen

5 months

I agree with these guys that we need to move on from cook-a-thons. Others are building rockets to space meanwhile we want praise for just cooking non-stop. Whatever record she breaks will be broken in a few weeks by another idle person somewhere on the continent. Let's move on,…

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@OmonaOJ

10 months

They refused to cut the grass at botanical gardens

𝐂𝐇𝐈𝐎𝐌𝐀

@dahtgirl_ajex

10 months

What is stopping you from recreating this picture??

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1 year

"Gwe kiddo" "Do you have a siso"

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1 year

Glucose in water for lunch, the goal is not to faint in public💀

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@OmonaOJ

3 months

When you're the teacher on duty in the relationship, >>>>💀

THE ÁĹĹÀŃ ĆÓÚÑŤÝ 🇺🇬

@AllanSseky

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When she asks for your permission to go out>>>>>>>

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@OmonaOJ

2 years

Women with poor poor eyesight >>>

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@OmonaOJ

10 months

The ocean attendant took it

Useful Idiot

@ZeeroBrain

10 months

Once she starts posting such on a solo trip ...focus on yourself 😂

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@OmonaOJ

2 months

Sunday league guys are goated. When the ball goes out for a corner, the defender rushes to the stands and gallops a disposable of Nile before returning to pitch 🔥🔥

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@OmonaOJ

5 months

I've decided to catch them myself.

Jery

@OmonaOJ

5 months

How much is like a basin of grasshoppers 💀

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