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Sama & TheLights💫

@SamaEmme

2 years

Time is a luxury I don't have. It's either now or never!

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Sama & TheLights💫

@SamaEmme

2 years

What do you mean by you didn't put Royco in the last supper?????

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@SamaEmme

6 years

How I look at my crush knowing if I make a move she'll fly away

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@SamaEmme

1 year

How come she doesn't talk about this in her book?

The Romantic Mukiga

@emeka_ug

4 years

TBT, when my Bakiga parents decided to take me to "Ekisaakaate" my Aunt was like "gyenda oyege kuteeka" (go learn how to cook) I met The Nabagereka.

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@SamaEmme

4 years

Andrew Mwenda is like the Arturo of Ugandan politics. You wonder when his character is going to be eliminated but he's always surviving and staying around to annoy you the more.

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@SamaEmme

4 years

This scene always makes me cry

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@SamaEmme

4 years

Nigga turned Sister Hope into a rabbit...smh

MBU

@MBU

4 years

Mornings with the family 😍

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@SamaEmme

4 years

First family yeyongedde okulumya ab'emijoozi gya Arsenal 🏃🏃🏃

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@SamaEmme

6 years

Why must a doughnut have a hole inside it? We are being cheated. What's that space for? #MbuzzaMbuzza

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@SamaEmme

4 years

Also that girl in Nabisunsa who sent our boy toilet paper inside mail for him to wipe his tears and shit we shall get to you some day

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@SamaEmme

6 years

When you leave Gayaza and join Kitende/Seeta

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@SamaEmme

2 years

Oscar Kampala is what Abryanz thinks he is.

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@SamaEmme

5 years

Emilian Kayima been holding back the truth for so long that it's starting to accumulate in his lips

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@SamaEmme

4 years

Kigongo decided to focus on himself... A young King 🤝🤝👏

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@SamaEmme

3 years

'I opted for UCU because of MUK strikes.'

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@SamaEmme

4 years

Bobi Wine's driver was shot dead by the Police in Arua and y'all kept quiet. Now y'all here 'standing up' against Police killings in the US. Kati mbu you're international freedom fighters? Mwefudde ba Avengers?

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@SamaEmme

4 years

Gayaza girls when it's time for dancing at funcs

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@razonater

4 years

Bomboclaat

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@SamaEmme

5 years

That jail time is equivalent to the time you spend at NIRA chasing after the ID

The New Vision

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5 years

DID YOU KNOW! Refusal to register for a National ID can fetch you 5-year imprisonment or a fine of UGX 2,400,000/=.

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@SamaEmme

6 years

The difference between Flavia and Sheila Gashumba is that one of them turned down J Cole and the other is dating Fik Fameica.. Levels😁

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@SamaEmme

5 years

Imagine you're Christine. You're in your room being ugly in peace and then boom! 😂

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@SamaEmme

2 years

Daddy Andre giving Kenyan musicians the same beat, but in Swahili.

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@SamaEmme

24 days

Aren't these the stairs John Wick had to climb?

Ernest Akorebirungi Appreciation

@Ernestforaward

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DAY 73

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@SamaEmme

4 years

#ProphetElvisMbonye you have 5 hours to respond

The New Vision

@newvisionwire

4 years

#COVID19UG : Pastor Robert Kayanja & Miracle Centre Cathedral to feed hundreds daily Pastor @RobertKayanja of Miracle Centre Cathedral, has launched a drive to distribute basic necessities to the most vulnerable families. #VisionUpdates 📷: @roderickahimb

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@SamaEmme

4 years

When Esther commits suicide and she finds her kids waiting on her like....

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@SamaEmme

2 years

Namilyango College must be the most affordable school at the moment. Meanwhile there is a class paying just 450k. 😅

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@SamaEmme

2 years

This picture should be used in a Gillette ad.

Captain Travor Ug ✈️♓

@the_travor_guy

2 years

Happy Birthday @DjCiza .

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@SamaEmme

3 years

Mpozi you said I won't graduate....? #Mak71stGrad

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@SamaEmme

3 months

1986 2024

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@SamaEmme

4 years

When Satan finds out students from Seeta are called 'Seetans' #SEETAKITENDE

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@SamaEmme

4 years

So Kadaga told that guy 'Come give me some head' and the guy brought a real head..smh 😂😂

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@SamaEmme

1 year

You goat, rugby is a pastime. As you were fighting with TBWA, I was at Muk studying a profession.

KERA

@Kera_legendary

1 year

Sama manufactures drugs ???? I thought that brother was a rugby referee

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@SamaEmme

6 years

#BadLuckCampuser some lecturers will never see heaven😂😂😂

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@SamaEmme

6 years

I'm not attending lectures till Bobi Wine is released #FreeBobiWine

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@SamaEmme

5 years

Sorry, we are in Canada. We can't see anything😂

Nya Lacekocot👑

@HerAcholiness

5 years

See all this beauty😊

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@SamaEmme

1 year

I was officiating the game between Smack and London College. One of the Smack boys tried to trash talk the Lando players by yelling "These are our men. These are our sures." A Lando boy responded "Eeeh eh, for us we have girls." There was no trash talk for the rest of the game.

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@SamaEmme

5 years

You don't even have a National ID olowozza ogenda wa? Kikoni?

Ndagije Richard

@ndagijerichie

5 years

She is a game changer. Actually guys I am off to Canada😍

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@SamaEmme

6 years

#HeyFreshers , if you've been the cool kid in your High school and now you going to Kyambogo, I'm sorry to inform you it's the end. Welcome to the life of 'Omuntu wa wansi'

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@SamaEmme

6 years

Why's it that most best friend relationships one of the parties is fat and the other skinny?? #MbuzzaMbuzza

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@SamaEmme

5 years

What Kitende students have for breakfast, lunch and supper the week prior to cantab

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@SamaEmme

4 years

I can't wait for Enanga to tell us the #MakerereFire was caused by Hot water which was left in the flasks inside the Ivory Tower.

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@SamaEmme

5 years

They can see John Cena

Martha Kay Official

@MarthaKayug

5 years

What did you hear about girls with big eyes? 🙈

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@SamaEmme

5 years

Hey guys, I just need 1000 retweets to win the most beautiful Jersey I've seen from @KCCAFC . Help out fam

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@SamaEmme

3 years

A suitable Head for the Vision group 👏👏

Don Wanyama

@nyamadon

3 years

#NewProfilePic

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@SamaEmme

5 years

Bruh, why you looking like Semei Kakungulu?

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@SamaEmme

5 years

LGBT 🌈 community repping?

Jeremiah Ainebyona

@jerryjones99

5 years

ShoNaLe was a movie 🥵🔥🔥🔥

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@SamaEmme

6 years

#BlackPanther isn't as African as people claim it to be.. It doesn't end with 'To God be the glory!' or 'Watch out for part 2..'

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@SamaEmme

2 years

Muhoozi's strategy is to throw parties into power. Finally a sequel to 27 Guns..... 28 Parties.

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@SamaEmme

6 years

So you telling me if Chris Brown woke up in Jack Pemba's body he'd think he's Lil Dicky??

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@SamaEmme

5 years

If my kids ever call me 'old fashioned' this is how I'll show up for their PTA meeting

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@SamaEmme

1 year

Update: The boys have laz all their games.

Rubunda Owen Mwesigye

@owen_rubunda

1 year

The boys have arrav at Impis @smackists @fatcatspod

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@SamaEmme

5 years

Serial Killer: Come out girl, I know you're in here. Gayaza girl: Serial Killer: I promise not to hurt you. Gayaza girl: Serial Killer: I have your comb Gayaza girl:

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@SamaEmme

5 years

This is why we think USA built the wall on the wrong boarder. Don't joke with people from the Canadian Prairies 😂

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@SamaEmme

6 years

My mother gave birth to only two kids... I was the third- born. I was born on 32nd December 1990 S... #TweetLikeSpiceDiana

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@SamaEmme

5 years

In high school, Mpanga was caught dodging morning prep. So he hid in the water tank. The teacher asked him 'Young man, people are climbing spaceships to go to the moon, for you, you're entering water tanks. What were you doing there?' Mpanga: Sir, I was looking for water

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@AdKamara_

5 years

Kiki kyolifa tewelabide?

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@SamaEmme

6 years

#BadLuckCampuser wastes time during day, plans to read at night for the paper.. Amasanyalazze negagenda.....

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@SamaEmme

4 years

Meet Edrisah Musuuza the first Ugandan (and definitely the last) to earn 4000 shillings, Used 5000 and saved 2000.

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@SamaEmme

6 years

When you're single and the DJ plays 'touch me very wello'

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@SamaEmme

4 years

Police spokesperson.

AIGP(Rtd) Asan Kasingye

@AKasingye

4 years

Is there any other job where people use so many words like politicians?

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@SamaEmme

4 years

Leave married men alone

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@SamaEmme

3 years

How Budonians would arrive for funcs...

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@SamaEmme

4 years

You ate the microphone?

Daniel Lutaaya

@DanielLutaaya

4 years

How it started. How it's going #MukamaWamaanyi

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@SamaEmme

6 years

Iyiiii baaba.. Omwana omulabye. Yimbamu akayimba ka WBS. Bakuwe Cheers!

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@SamaEmme

4 years

The other day I saw sneakers here being sold at 220k... I went downtown and got the exact shoes at 80k.... Mwe mwesiluwaze me I won't be part of your fraud.

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@SamaEmme

6 years

The moment it goes beyond 3k, it ceases to be a Rolex... That's a pizza!!

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@SamaEmme

4 years

But @JumiaUG what's this??? I can't believe I waited a full month for a back pack just to receive this.... smh

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@SamaEmme

3 years

Met Gala ku Theatre Labonita

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@SamaEmme

6 years

Government to import Lake Cuba after our own L.Victoria failed to produce Sharks and whales #CubanChallenge

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@SamaEmme

8 months

Namagunga girls becoming queens as Nabisunsa girls are becoming third wives. Habib take the wheel.

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@SamaEmme

4 years

'He thought about me and put his hands to use'... Kale mujooga!!!

Faridah Nakazibwe

@fsnakazibwe

4 years

Uganda is not short of talent. This paint is by @AndyleeArts , a young man from Maganjo. He thought about me and put his hands to use.

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@SamaEmme

4 years

Pastor Kayanja saw this coming and he named his TV Channel 44... You can't make this shit up

Sheilla Nduhukire 🇺🇬

@Snduhukire

4 years

Corona Update: 11 Watoto children choir test positive; brings corona cases to 44

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@SamaEmme

2 years

Kasingye: I'm a policeman Gaetano & Lucky:

AIGP(Rtd) Asan Kasingye

@AKasingye

2 years

Catch me on @CapitalFMUganda at 8:00am. One love 💕 @LuckyMbabazi @gaetanokagwa

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@SamaEmme

3 years

This guy will use every opportunity available to sneak in a Motivation speech.😂😂

Hillary bamulinde

@Hbamulinde

3 years

Training with makeshift huddles didn't stop her from landing gold. You can start from where you're with what you have and get to your "promised land". Excuses are plenty, opportunities are not.

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@SamaEmme

5 years

But your thickness can be measured using a vernier calliper

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@SamaEmme

2 years

Meet Aber Happy. The first Ugandan woman to return a hoodie.

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@SamaEmme

5 months

When the world needed him the most, he disappeared. Where's African Boy?

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@SamaEmme

5 years

Even Christine didn't attend?

classmonitor

@classmonitorUG

5 years

At mubs we believe that after tests, we need to rest the next day, 😌😌😂😂😂😂 Today's attendance in some courseunit lecture😌😂👇👇

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@SamaEmme

6 years

So in Law School if you don't pose like the Mona Lisa you don't contest or the pics are taken by Da Vinci himself?

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@SamaEmme

5 years

When you're about to 'attack' a group of Gayaza girls and then the Rubaga girls bus shows up

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@SamaEmme

4 years

Suddenly everyone wants to save Pallaso but tell them about the Ugandans in Wuhan...

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@SamaEmme

4 months

*The last Supper at Kyadi* Jesus: The one eating kigere is going to betray me. Judas:

That sabiny guy

@allanoo888

4 months

Imagine if bible characters were Ugandans?

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@SamaEmme

3 years

This is it! I'm getting myself a wife. I'm tired of eating fries for supper.

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@SamaEmme

6 years

Speaking of #RoyalWedding , let's not forget a certain Kingdom and their princess decided to waste our time...smh

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@SamaEmme

5 years

I thought this was a troll but nah fam.. 47k is too accurate.... That figure is rare.... This clapback must be based on a true story

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@SamaEmme

6 years

I went for a discussion today and a bedbug surfaced on my trousers. A girl saw and said out loud that I had a bedbug on my pants.I knew either I had to die in this movie or turn the bomb into bubbles. I did the ChandlerBing and said I'm from Nsibirwa,did you expect a grasshopper?

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@SamaEmme

4 years

On behalf of Abayaye, bino tebituluma.

Delah

@delahDee

4 years

Ebiruma abayaye. 😜

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@SamaEmme

4 years

No, this is how you jumped out of the National 7s team

Ja' Duong

@aredo_jo

4 years

Going to jump out of Valentine's day plans like ....

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@SamaEmme

5 years

The only two lawyers who can get Sandra out of her mess

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@SamaEmme

6 years

Guess who graduated....

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@SamaEmme

6 years

This app has answers to everything😂😂

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@SamaEmme

5 years

Now that you have no girlfriend, how do you satisfy your pleasures?? Me:

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@SamaEmme

4 years

Ugandans: We are the Pearl of Africa. We are Corona free and Mbonye said Jesus told him it's not coming to Uganda. Corona virus:

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@SamaEmme

5 years

How many retweets to help you with your Homework?

Baby Gloria

@babygloriamusic

5 years

Its a thursdayy....look glow-rious😀😀✌️

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@SamaEmme

5 years

Blueticking = ignoring = Loneliness = depression = suicide.... Break the cascade, reply the damn texts!! #LetsEndSuicide

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@SamaEmme

5 years

One time I was suspended from school for dodging morning prep and my mum took me to Pastor Bugingo to pray for me coz she believed it was 'the devil's work'. Bugingo accused me of being influenced by 'peer groups'...in my head I was like 'bruh, a nigga was just tryna sleep man!'

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@SamaEmme

5 years

Listening to Nobert Mau makes me want to read as much as I can and crave for knowledge. One day you're going to realise he was such an intelligent man and should have taken him more serious. One day you're going to question why he spoke for free. You'll realize he was a GREAT man

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@SamaEmme

3 years

So she decided to rat out Cafe Javas like that....

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@SamaEmme

11 months

I thought Pallaso was a mature person, but him choosing to hold his concert on the same day as Alien Skin was so petty!

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@SamaEmme

5 years

I asked my lil friend in High School (NGO) what school they were going to have sosh with. He proudly replied, 'We had an option of Sunsas and Gayaza, and we chose to go with Gayaza!' Legends, veterans, World war survivors, should I tell him??

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@SamaEmme

5 years

Someone nolonger uses 'uber money' as an excuse for her prostitution... She now says 'She tryna start a business in Mukono' 😂😂😂😂 wow, that Russian gun!

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@SamaEmme

5 years

Bujingo and Mc Kats are fighting so hard to see who takes Worst Man Of The Year. They're holding the 'Men are trash' flag really high

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@SamaEmme

6 years

Museveni is holding Bobi Wine. Kagame is holding Diane Rwigara. The world is making noise but they've refused to set them free. And you my sister you comfortably dating a guy from Ntare!! We are not about to start another free so and so campaign. I've warned you

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