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Joined September 2008
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Respect for Turkey for showing this to the world in United Nations
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Bomboclaat
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Asked the bakery to deliver a plain cake and..
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Time to cancel Shahrukh Khan, Emran Hashmi for this bullshit propaganda against Pakistan. You guys tried to infiltrate Balochistan and now your senior naval officer is on a death sentence. Make all the series/movies you want but you will remain stupid cowards forever.
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The trailer of our first @netflix series #BardOfBlood is here. A thrilling tale of espionage, vengeance, love and duty. Hope u enjoy it... @NetflixIndia @RedChilliesEnt @emraanhashmi @_GauravVerma @BilalS158 @ribhudasgupta
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Fav if you still find them cute
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Bangladesh's GDP about to reach 1 trillion. Meanwhile Pakistan..
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Hafiz sb ke kia personality hai wah
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Whoever made this u're amazing!
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Indians need to visit Pakistan just to see that we all don't wear namaz ki topi all the time and nobody says adaab aur janab anymore.
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Shiraz is verified, yet Shiraz is dumb. Discuss.
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Hamza is 35, Naimal is 25. Discuss.
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Marry someone who will marry you back
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WHERE IS ISLAM IN PAKISTAN EXCEPT FOR MOSQUES AND TEXTBOOKS
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If Jibran Nasir is married to Mansha Pasha can we call him Mian Mansha 🤔
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If 2020 was a cake
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Fav if you still love these
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BILAWAL THE CHILD BORN WITH A SILVER SPOON WHO NEVER LIVED WITH THE COMMON PAKISTANIS, WHO DOESN'T KNOW WHAT PROBLEMS HIS FATHER AND LATE MOTHER PLUNGED PAKISTAN INTO. WHO TOOK OVER SENIOR PPP LEADERS ONLY BECAUSE OF HIS BLOODLINE. MERE WORDS MEAN NOTHING.
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Pakistan EAT festival
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Ppl who use 'aap' with kids are elite >>>>
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Nobody misunderstood Islam like the Muslims
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no one: Isloo people: 🌳 / 🚘 || \ 🌳 / || 🚘 \ "Islamabad ” 🌳 / 🚘 || \ looks beauti-" 🌳 / || \ ful today" 🌳 / || \
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PIA crash forgotten in two days
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Momina Mustntdanceagain
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Elite
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Fav if you know how to use this
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But my khala lives in Karachi.. whaaat!?!?
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That's like twice a year only
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Its been 6 years since they are married and bhaijan still comes early from office to spend time with her whenever it rains
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Mbbs karlo bohot stethoscope hai
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Lmao
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Me: Ammi Mars pe pani agya Ammi: Motor chala do forun
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"Shia cookies" lol
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Kindly visit interior Sindh before praising Bilawal's speech. Just go beyond Hyderabad. People are still living in stone age despite PPP's monopoly for decades.
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Can we normalize wearing hoodies to weddings
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This 🎶
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Urdu is such a beautiful language like bhagora literally means Nawaz Sharif
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WHY IS THIS DISGUSTING BEHAVIOR AGAINST WOMEN SO NORMALISED IN OUR SOCIETY??
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Some Pakistanis are more concerned about Abhinandan's well being than they ever were about innocent Kashmiris
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Every brown boy abroad has a picture wearing a jacket with hands in his pant pockets and a forced smile on his face in front of a historic building he knows absolutely nothing about
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Loose milk is poison. Packaged milk is poison. Chicken is poison. Vegetables poison. Fish poison. Mutton, Beef everything poison. Even water is poison. What to eat/drink?
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Jibran please vote for Imran
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M. Jibran Nasir 🇵🇸
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I will be casting my vote tomorrow at British International School Kehkashan, Block -4, Clifton and will reach for same at around 9am. Wishing Pakistan and a peaceful election day. #Aik Awaam #Aik Awaz
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Let's confuse "burgers"
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Meghan and Harry off to PC Bhurban
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We're not brown. We're off-white.
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What if Bushra is Jemima in disguise
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Tweets karna asaan hai, aik 60% brainwashed mulk chalana mushkil hai. Education will change the mindset of extremists but it can only happen if we let the govt RUN, to introduce reforms gradually. Some wrong decisions are not compromises but like losing a battle to win the war.
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Benazir did more harm than good but you're not ready for that conversation
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Will women in Pak ever be able to openly roam around anywhere in the country at any time without any questioners, kidnappers, thugs, harassers or police creating any trouble
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6 pokemons caught today but still looking for pikachu
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What's the point of single gender schools? What good is education if it doesn't even teach you how how to coexist?
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His dad took down the same aircrafts fighting for 🇵🇰
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“The Force Is With You” @narendramodi ji.🙌 Respect to @IAF_MCC ✊. #HowsTheJosh 👊 #StopTerrorism 🖐 #JaiHind 🇮🇳✌️
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Is it just me or this HB pencil actually tastes delicious 🤤..
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Only Karachi ppl can actually feel the pain given to us by that Altaf
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Whoever tried to ridicule Khan has always been humiliated himself/herself. cc Reham Khan, Saleem Safi, Javed Hashmi, Ayesha Gulalayi
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Need a centrally airconditioned naya Pakistan
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・ 。 ∴。   ・゚*。.   ・ *゚   ・ ゚* ・。 *・。 *.。 。・ °*. ゚。 °*. ゚*. 。。 ・ 。 ・゚ 。°*. 。*・。
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Fav this with your nose
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Fav if you never threw kachra out of the car window
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BILAWAL TALKED ABOUT TERRORISM BUT FORGOT ABOUT THE 1000s KILLLED BY PPP UZAIR BALOCH IN LYARI KARACHI. HE TALKS ABOUT DEBT CRISIS BUT FORGETS HIS FATHER'S SWISS ACCOUNTS, LONDON & DUBAI PALACES. HE TALKS ABOUT ISOLATION BUT FORGOT ABOUT WIKILEAKS AND HUSSAIN HAQQANI.
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Dear India, first of all it's not wajeer-e-ajam
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I asked a kid and he didn't even know what 'baraf pani' is.. Like.. Wtf have we done to this world???
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This guy studying in US came home in semester break to his surprise marriage ceremony with an unknown girl 😂
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Bhutto is alive, party is dead, leader is confused, workers are dancing.
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This will be Nawaz Sharif's first Eid in Pakistan after a long long time 😂
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Hub Dam is now a water park (which provides drinking water to whole karachi)
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Somebody told me Vital Signs made the song 'sanwali saloni' after backlash over 'goray rang ka zamana'. Pakistanis were always woke af 👍
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If Shami gets out on a duck can we call him anda shami?
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Mayor of London works at Mangobaaz 😂
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A role model to millions of young Pakistani women - @mominamustehsan is one of Pakistan’s brightest stars. Great to meet her in Lahore yesterday. 🇵🇰
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A punjabi asked a fruit vendor payyan apple haiga and he got a pineapple in return
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Why is his consent February? 🤔
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Our universities are producing Canadian/Australian immigrants instead of skilled graduates for the country
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the real OGs
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Petition for Netflix to cancel this totally fake propaganda series against Pakistan's Balochistan province which will only create further rifts with India. @Netflixhelps @netflix @NetflixUK
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Fav if you got proposed and you said No
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Why don't molvies speak against molvies who sexually abuse children
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I sleep after drinking Nescafe. All your campaigns are invalid.
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Plus point: You can even clean your ear with the long side :D
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Aukaat se zyada woke ban'ne ki koshish mein Insaan kabhi kabhi joke ban jata hai
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Rain is to Karachi as Night Life is to Islamabad as Good Accent is to Lahore 😆
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Brown people: ████████ ████████ ████████ ████████ ████████ ████████ ████████ ████████ ████████ ████████ ___________ Expectations Efforts
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Isn't she the woman who washed her husband's laptop 😂
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Aditya Raj Kaul
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#BREAKING : India responds strongly exposing jingoism of Pakistan PM Imran Khan at #UNGA . First Secretary at @IndiaUNNewYork : What we heard from Khan was callous portrayal of the world in binary terms. A script that fosters divisiveness at the @UN . Calls it ‘hate speech’.
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sending pigeon army to india like
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Karachi's main cantt railway station 😬
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@ShehzadRoy He got arrested
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Do you ever look at babies and feel sorry for them because they're about to grow up and experience so many shitty things
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Quaid E Azam was shia by the way, and so were many leaders of the Muslim League. But nobody cared at that time. All Muslim sects had lived together in harmony in the subcontinent for MANY CENTURIES. The seed of sectarian hatred was sown through clerics, much later in Pakistan.
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I've seen really good looking ppl being lonely because the fake ones only flirt with them n the real ones consider them outta their league
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Unpopular opinion: Education will move us forward, not these senseless daily political debates
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Gotta Love PTV.
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PMLN is trending but 'tr' is silent
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What do brown families do for fun
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Bomboclaat
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Lahori ppl will never know
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Fav if you're a secret agent
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A ten hour flight delay at Qatar airport. People having other passports were taken out of the airport, given a free city tour and a stay at a 5 star hotel with unlimited food vouchers etc. Pakistani passport holders, on the other hand were left at the airport overnight to enjoy.
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I bet our Zubaida Aapa alone can take down both Asha & Lata 💪
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This girl is in O levels since the last 8 years on twitter i swear
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Is garmi ke saye tale hum baked hain hum baked hain
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We hate India in Kashmir but not in our Cinemas and Laptops
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