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@CaucasianJames

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@CaucasianJames
James
3 years
better than camp rock? alright man
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3 years
The best two years of my life. Love you
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@CaucasianJames
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u can tell this is their peak. this is the most exciting moment of their life
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Anti-maskers in Florida invade a Target
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@CaucasianJames
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3 years
hired a magician instead of a stripper for my buddy’s bachelor party
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@CaucasianJames
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2 years
so what do u want us to do? fight?
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@CaucasianJames
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4 years
do u think donald is in a hospital gown or is he laying in his bed in a suit rn
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@CaucasianJames
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1 year
no. she was focused. focused on being great. a lot of u wouldn’t understand
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sharpay was blind as heII
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@CaucasianJames
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1 year
just tried this out. pretty awesome. life is full of fun surprises. grateful for another day here on earth
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@CaucasianJames
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4 years
do u think people in 1920 were like “man i miss 1916”
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@CaucasianJames
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2 years
damn
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@CaucasianJames
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2 years
ok this is good
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@CaucasianJames
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5 years
high school girls are in biology right now caffeinated up from their iced coffee saying shit like “we stan the cytoplasm” these poor teachers man
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@CaucasianJames
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4 years
dudes dress up nicer for golf than they do for dates
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@CaucasianJames
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7 years
Doctor: You have 50 seconds to live Me:
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@CaucasianJames
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3 years
it’s not that bad
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@CaucasianJames
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5 years
not having to bring my backpack to the last day of elementary school was the last time i truly felt free
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@CaucasianJames
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3 years
i wonder if tony thinks i forgot about this
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@CaucasianJames
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6 years
black eyed peas: i gotta feeling that tonight’s gonna be a good night 13 year old me: 😎😎😎
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@CaucasianJames
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2 years
he knows his lane and stays in it. some of u could learn from the rock
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2 years
These are four separate movies
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@CaucasianJames
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2 years
incredibly dedicated sibling
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@CaucasianJames
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4 years
if i vote on ur instagram poll it doesn’t mean we’re cool. i’m simply just exercising my right to vote
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@CaucasianJames
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6 years
white girls will literally boomerang their grandma being lowered into her grave
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@CaucasianJames
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6 years
coffee: chugged homies: hugged
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@CaucasianJames
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3 years
how much was simon paid for this
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@CaucasianJames
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4 years
fuck it. i’m going out tonight
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@CaucasianJames
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2 years
updates to come
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@CaucasianJames
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always improve. always be better
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@CaucasianJames
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4 years
this is the photo that pops up when u click student life on a college website
@euphoriaHBO
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here we go !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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@CaucasianJames
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5 years
hey i noticed ur bf didn’t make a national girlfriend day post...u guys good? u can come over later and talk about it if u want aha
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@CaucasianJames
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2 years
amazing follow up
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@CaucasianJames
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5 years
wiz khalifa: so what we get drunk so what we smoke weed completely sober high school me that had a 10:30 pm curfew: 😎😎😎
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@CaucasianJames
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4 years
tired of high school seniors complaining about their graduation being cancelled when there’s millions of 14 year olds that won’t be able to renegade at their 8th grade dance
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@CaucasianJames
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4 years
i just wish i was there when this happened. the energy in the room must’ve been insane
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@CaucasianJames
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5 years
getting double bounced on a trampoline was the last time i felt something
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@CaucasianJames
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3 years
coolest pic i’ve seen in awhile
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@CaucasianJames
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5 years
imagine falling in love getting married buying a house and the first thing she hangs up is a live laugh love sign
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@CaucasianJames
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3 years
things are heating up at the alley
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@CaucasianJames
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4 years
is anyone else losing it 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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@CaucasianJames
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just woke up. gonna need some time to process this
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@CaucasianJames
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4 years
yeah this place stinks. i’d much rather live in my studio apartment with no dishwasher
@izzymennah
izzy
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JUATIN BIEBER’S HOUSE....I HAVE NEVER SEEN A HOUSE UGLIER
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@CaucasianJames
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4 years
got engaged on facebook for attention and it only has 3 likes after 22 minutes. fuck this. fuck everything
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@CaucasianJames
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5 years
if it weren’t for that iceberg sinking the titanic we never would have gotten the movie that launched leonardo into stardom no wonder he’s so passionate about climate change he owes icebergs his whole career
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@CaucasianJames
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4 years
do u think rihanna has an email. do u think she gets emails from like best buy about deals on electronics
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@CaucasianJames
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4 years
at least we don’t have to see boomerangs of people clinking drinks for awhile
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can’t believe this is my most controversial tweet
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@CaucasianJames
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my great grandfather was on the bike. please take this down
@HistoryInPics
History Photographed
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First ever recorded snowball fight (1897)
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@CaucasianJames
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3 years
dinosaurs literally got taken out on the same planet we walk on today and people still think we’re invincible. ur not better than a stegosaurus
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@CaucasianJames
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4 years
u know how a song can get ruined because of ur ex i wonder if bible verses get ruined when religious couples break up. “that was our verse”
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@CaucasianJames
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famous singer: my dog just died 😔 fans: come to brazil
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@CaucasianJames
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this is my new king until further notice
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@CaucasianJames
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3 years
barron hide ur ipad
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@CaucasianJames
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3 years
for all that were wondering
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@CaucasianJames
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6 years
2 weeks into fame and he’s already off the xans smh
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@CaucasianJames
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5 years
absolutely STUNNING #MetGala
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@CaucasianJames
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3 years
she sang like 3 songs and i had no idea
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@CaucasianJames
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2 years
this is my dude of the week
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@CaucasianJames
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5 years
dudes walk around with a jug of water like they’re about to dig holes at camp green lake with stanley yelnats
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@CaucasianJames
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2 years
makes me very happy that some kids are probably watching right now for the first time
@netflix
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Shrek, Princess Fiona, and Donkey welcome you back to The Kingdom of Far Far Away. Shrek and Shrek 2 are now on Netflix
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who is keeping chips ahoy in business
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4 years
ur gpa doesn’t matter in the real world. but u know what does matter? kohl’s cash
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@CaucasianJames
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3 years
i fucking love the sun. warm me up baby. light up my world
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5 years
how am i supposed to explain to my children that i can’t help them with their math homework. how am i supposed to look at them dead in the eye and tell them i’m not capable of doing long division
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@CaucasianJames
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king
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Dad..... whyyyyy 🤦🏻‍♀️
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@CaucasianJames
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2 years
u guys gotta remember that pharrell didn’t make the song happy for us. he made that for despicable me 2. he made that for the minions
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@CaucasianJames
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i knew EXACTLY what this said. 6 years of taking spanish has finally paid off
@javierbalea
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1 de marzo/ 31 de marzo
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wait
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@CaucasianJames
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she’ll text u back bro she’s just doing her euphoria makeup
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crazy how much can change in a year
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used a picture of luka doncic instead of me on my instagram story
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@CaucasianJames
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american airlines just asked me if i’d be willing to switch my flight and instead of landing in LA i’d land in ontario. they shot their shot and i respect it
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so does every other woman on earth. she can get in line
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just invested $20
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@CaucasianJames
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me: jason derulo: 𝒿𝒶𝓈𝑜𝓃 𝒹𝑒𝓇𝓊𝓁𝑜
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@CaucasianJames
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4 years
i’m not saying “lol” anymore i’m saying “laugh out loud” i got time to type it out
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@CaucasianJames
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this is my new king until further notice
@AlyssaBaltierra
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I can’t stop watching this
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@CaucasianJames
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are we sure the first few seconds in a tornado isn’t fun? like the first few spins
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the goal has never changed. i will bop to the top
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girls in 2012 would leave the house in uggs, leggings, and a north face fleece thinking they were that bitch. what a wild decade it’s been
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@CaucasianJames
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working my magic
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found something worse
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do u think jesus ever giggled
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girls believe in astrology but don’t believe in themselves. breaks my heart
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did twitter really just take away my verification is it because i tweeted about boobs
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sweden just wants to keep asap rocky because they’ve never seen a man that beautiful before
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i know walt disney is sweating in his grave watching a yellow sponge slowly replace mickey mouse as the most iconic cartoon figure
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once instagram gets rid of likes i’m posting 3 selfies a day idgaf
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i can no longer watch these gun girl interviews. her voice literally ruins my day. i honestly can’t describe the pain it brings me
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speak ur dreams into existence
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u guys won
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i really wish i was entertained by these kind of tweets. i really wish they brought me a smile
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4 years
none of my little cousins wanna make a tiktok with me. fuck this
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glad zoboomafoo isn’t alive to see all this
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imagine. ur taking graduation pics with ur sorority sisters. sadie yells “candid time!” u look to ur left. it’s regina. she hooked up with ur bf sophomore year which led to ur break up. u lock eyes and force a fake laugh. the photographer captures the moment. 426 likes baby
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why are u brushing ur teeth before the dentist. u got a crush on them or something
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so ur just gonna play with my heart on a school night
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grocery store clerk: did u find everything ok today me, who couldn’t find the tortillas after 30 minutes of searching: yes
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imagine being the duck that led the charge. must’ve been a huge honor
@KlatuBaradaNiko
○༺𓂂𓂃ᗙ 𝔐𝔞𝔯𝔱𝔦𝔫 ᗛ𓂃𓂂༻○
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Around 10,000 ducks are sent to eat insects in a rice paddy after harvest in Thailand
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if i took the ACT right now i honestly believe i’d score a 16
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people like this are so interesting to me. like how did they get to this point. would love a documentary
@WarehouseCal
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Welcome to #Tulsa . People are already in line. Also, re-election songs. #MSNBC
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what has my life come to
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love having followers that take adderall
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