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Director/Producer/Editor () Words sometimes on Letterboxd: TheoMarlow. 1/2 of UK 2on2 Battle Rap Champs only defending title every 9 years.

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Joined October 2012

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@TheoKaiMarlow

Theo Marlow

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DIGITAL FILMMAKER FOR HIRE Here's my 2024 Portfolio Film (pt 1) What an honour it's been to get to Direct, Shoot and Edit all the work you see below these past few years! If we’ve ever worked together or you know anyone in need of these services, I’d be grateful if you can RT🙂

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@TheoKaiMarlow

Theo Marlow

4 years

EVERY RAPPER THROUGHOUT 2020

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5 years

HOW DO I GET THE WATER OUT OF MY iPHONE???

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Theo Marlow

7 years

When you come off an 8 hour ketamine binge at Bristol Uni but still make it home for the Easter family photo

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2 years

He flew us our to Canada, put us up, took us out, made us feel welcome. Anytime he’d get recognised he’d intro us in to whoever it was like “you gotta check these guys out too!” In our rounds he laughed at every bar we said just to encourage the crowd. A true gent. True legend.

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Theo Marlow

1 year

@Jr0y_08 @NoContextBrits They’re fans of reasonable peace and quiet.

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8 years

Getting a Chinese takeaway on the way home to calm their nerves because there's a new Polish food section in Tesco #ThingsThatAreWellBrexit

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Theo Marlow

1 year

@diogeneschibcha @cottagec0re_ @cache_pas Well yeah you’re right, he’s not a rapper. He’s a rapist.

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Theo Marlow

6 years

Fiancé: Don’t you want to get back early for #CRODEN ? Me, a stupid twat: Hahah, chill babe it’s cool if we miss the first 5 minutes.

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@CuddlePotato @fio_piccolo_ Hi @CuddlePotato to clear up your confusion, it’s actually totally normal British slang to just say “let’s get fucked” meaning “let’s get really inebriated”. Judging by the very visible postcode (and the shit-humour-to-mask-sincerity-because-of-insecurity) they are British.

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This is a horrible one. The - and I mean this with zero hyperbole - absolute best to ever do it. A god-tier performer. A god-tier human being. Pat would literally go out of his way to say that little extra thing or make that extra joke to make you feel at ease. Thank you Pat.

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Theo Marlow

4 years

I don't know what day it is of self-isolation but I'm rap battling the toilet

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Theo Marlow

2 years

@BodyBagnall That would anger me SO much yet I want him to be godfather to my child

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Theo Marlow

4 years

@kristips2016 @jvizzle757 Kristi, I'll be honest... I saw this screenshotted somewhere else just now and I only came here to check if you'd deleted it or not. The fact you still haven't somehow says more about you than the tweet in the first place. Wow. Just... wow.

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3 years

At the start of lockdown, Shuffle and I did a fun little off-the-top freestyle rap battle, just for laughs 😂 we're sooo shit loool

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8 months

Little clip from my 3rd here. I quite liked this little run.

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Theo Marlow

1 year

FINE I’LL DO A FUCKING RAP BATTLE AGAIN jeeeesus christ Who am I battling then?? And can we PLEASE keep it serious from now on. None of this “Marlo PLEASE battle Danny Jaqq!” nonsense like last time ffs 🙄

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1 year

@AlastairMcA30 @TheCriticalDri2 He’s ALMOST THERE 😂… just one… tiny… step!!

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9 years

Calling my mates 'mae' from now on.

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Theo Marlow

3 years

This is what they see in Birdbox

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Film Updates

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James Corden, Camila Cabello, Billy Porter and Idina Menzel stopped traffic in LA for a flash mob with a cover of Jennifer Lopez’s “Let’s Get Loud” to promote #CinderellaMovie

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Israel is about to issue a holocaust upon the Palestinian people. I��m not using that word to be glib. That’s what is happening. There‘s no moral ambiguity: If you take any stance other than opposing this act, history will not judge you kindly.

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Theo Marlow

2 years

I'M 32 TODAY 🚨 SO HERE'S 32 BARS THAT WILL EXPLAIN EVERYTHING

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Theo Marlow

3 years

Right. When lockdown's over, @Shuffle_T and I want to do a big fat 2on2 in front of a big crowd in the Midlands/North of England to celebrate. A fucking funny one. Okay?

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“🚩 🚩 🚩 🚩 🚩 🚩 🚩 🚩 🚩 🚩 🚩 🚩 🚩 🚩 🚩 🚩 🚩 🚩 🚩 🚩 🚩 🚩 🚩 🚩 🚩” 🚩 🚩 🚩 🚩 🚩 🚩 🚩 🚩 🚩 🚩 🚩 🚩 🚩 🚩 🚩 🚩 🚩 🚩 🚩 🚩 🚩 🚩 🚩 🚩 🚩

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Theo Marlow

3 years

@SeanBurkeShow I don’t see it at all

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Theo Marlow

8 months

"... Instantly" !!!

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Theo Marlow

2 years

Anywaaaay we had fun! Now go get the PPV - I’m particularly proud of this first round

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Theo Marlow

6 years

SHUFFLE-T and MARLO versus HENRY BOWERS and NILS M/ SKILS Berlin!!! 26/05

@DLTLLY

Don't Let The Label Label You!

6 years

DLTLLY // Mayhem3 // Match-Up Announcement 1/5: via @YouTube

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1 year

My brother @Shuffle_T and @ShottyHorroh have won UK BOTY and it's only Feb. Keep rewinding the "Well that's what people are saying" moment but the whole battle is all instant rewatchables. So proud of my best mate Adam for the performance of his career and Shuffle was wicked too!

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Theo Marlow

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If they’re ever up for it, at some point in the future I’d bloody love to do a Shufflo Vs Oshea & Calcium Kid Compliments Battle. This may not at all align with what BR culture wants or needs, but in any case that’s one thing that’s on MY wish list!!

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6 years

I hate using social media for this. Nothing I write here can bring him back or be in any way a better tribute than what others have already said. I just felt an urge to shout: Bender was an unmatchable creative talent and a beautiful, humble human being. This loss is horrible.

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1 year

See, occasionally @Shuffle_T and I will literally just say a line or do something completely leftfield and stupid purely just to make the other one absolutely lose it... He'd had to suffer hearing these bars about 500,000 times before the battle so just did this one like this...

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Theo Marlow

3 years

Fuckin John Lennon over 'ere.

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Shuffle T

3 years

Battle leagues get atting me, after this Soul clash I’m in the mood for more solos!

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3 years

Honestly? I’ve never been proud of being English. But Gareth Southgate and this team being the absolute antithesis of what the rest of the world assumes about Englishman is a very good thing. Never has a nation deserved it less but a team deserved it more. And congrats Italy!

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Theo Marlow

1 year

📢 UK&I BR Heard of Me & @Shuffle_T ? "MARLfle" as we're better known? Yeah well we got drunk the other night and noticed we've not defended the 2on2 @DontFlop title in 6 years and "wouldn't it be a laugh" to defend it again at the Nov DF Birthday? 2on2 teams. Who's out there??

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Theo Marlow

4 years

@markhenderson_ @LewisHamilton @nicolashamilton Hi Mark, Straight white man here ready to flirt with you until you jizz all over my hand and I wipe it back on your grinning face. Please reply when you’ve read the below, or we’ll take your silence as your willingness not to want to change or understand: Love ya babe.

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If I can somehow make it my life's mission these next couple of years to edit my daughter's every developmental step into a different scene of #TheGodfather I will...

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Theo Marlow

4 years

This is a new Twitter game called “Edge or @RealCarterDeems ?” Round 1 of 1:

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Theo Marlow

1 year

Is… is this my villain origin story?

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Premier Battles

1 year

Imagine the numbers on @ShottyHorroh & @Shuffle_T vs @IllmacTV & @TheSaurus831 👀

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6 years

Witnessed a cyclist break his nose the other day - was mad. He went right over his handlebars. Was grazed up pretty bad and just properly in shock. Then I punched him in the nose.

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Theo Marlow

10 months

AND THEEEERE IT IIIIIIS!! 👋🔥🍻 We are defending our UK 2on2 Title which- look- I *know* we do basically every other week at this point and you're probably *exhausted* of our constant title defences, but this is against two of 🇺🇸 USA's best so make sure you're there to witness!

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Theo Marlow

7 years

The UK this morning, seen from space

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Theo Marlow

6 years

- Theo, we really need to talk about your grandfather’s unhealthy obsession with two-player strategy games played on a chequered board... - Oh, yeah. That old chess nut.

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Theo Marlow

3 years

I mean I feel like I did a pretty decent Nils?!!

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Theo Marlow

7 years

- What do we want?! - Patience! - When do we want it?! - Now!

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Theo Marlow

2 years

Here's the trailer for my short film EVERYONE FORGOT (2022), currently on a festival run. Give it a butchers for all the amazing talented folks who helped us make this!

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Theo Marlow

11 months

Doing accents/impressions for a 2on2 rap battle!! My accents are 🔥if I do say so myself [PART 1/2]

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Theo Marlow

6 years

@Shuffle_T and I have our first 2on2 battle in over a year happening at the end of May and we just came up with the best concept for it...

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Theo Marlow

3 years

If there’s actually a recording of Boris Johnson saying “let the bodies pile high” then that is indeed very serious and I can’t wait for him to never apologise, continue running the country, and for the Tories to be re-elected in 2024 because this country ain’t shit 👍

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Theo Marlow

9 years

They say you should turn off cellular data as soon as you get past Italian customs but my attitude is: when in, roam. #smashedit #brilliant

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Theo Marlow

6 months

Sunday 5th. @DontFlop Shuffle-T comes for my Bad Bars crown 👑 He is NOT winning it. 10 Year Anniversary.

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1 year

I feel like I haven’t seen enough love for @Shuffle_T saying “All you’ve actually done is perfected the art of disguise / That’s why you’re running out of smoke like a contestant on Stars In Their Eyes” which, I think *written down* at least, was maybe my favourite line he had

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To the person who stole Sounds Like merch and those copies of the Advanced Rhyming Dictionary from my car last night. You may have fantastic taste, you may have hit the motherlode in terms of booty, you may now be a fantastic rhymer as well as thief, but you are, indeed, a cunt

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4 years

The UK: There’s no racism here! This is a USA issue and a USA issue only! Also the Uk: STOP HURTING OUR SLAVE TRADERS!!!!

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Theo Marlow

4 years

I really think the biggest weakness we share is lack of humility; we’re unwilling to admit we’re wrong or consider other perspectives. Luckily, I’ve always recognised that I’m a massive hypocrite and not always right, so weirdly I’m actually the best person, better than everyone.

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Theo Marlow

1 year

WELL IF HARRY’S BACK I’M BACK TOO!!!

@PremierBattle

Premier Battles

1 year

Goodnight 👋 📍 Liverpool 📅 September 2nd ✖️ Undisclosed 10 Only 150 tickets left.

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2 years

@BodyBagnall NO!!!! AB. soLUTEly fucking not 😂 !!!

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6 months

“NO… I’M CHOKING ON… LY JOKING !!” I love my best mate very much lmao.

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Theo Marlow

1 year

@AyoCaesar INJECT IT!!!!

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Theo Marlow

9 months

BLOOPER REEL 🎥 *This* ... is the real 👐🏻 cinema 👐🏻 These two improvised everything so every one of these was a first-time-hearing-it curveball.

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Theo Marlow

10 months

Absolute joke. Just got caught trying to nick a £5.99 fridge magnet of a pharaoh head from The British Museum gift shop and apparently it being in the spirit of the museum “isn’t an excuse”

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Theo Marlow

5 years

Eminem is more woke to Brexit than I expected

@Eminem

Marshall Mathers

5 years

People think they want this problem 'til they get it.

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What’s so special about this ability too is there are stand-ups going entire careers striving to write punchlines as funny as this, few succeeding. Pat Stay’s jokes were so good they could’ve killed in any room even BEFORE he wove them into a masterfully intricate rhyme scheme.

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Pat Stay’s ability to paint vivid pictures was one of his craziest strengths. Stacking beautiful rhyme schemes and then saying the most uniquely descriptive things. He said The Saurus was “so greasy and slimy if I leaned to the side I could see the people behind me.” Insane.

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6 years

Was there a Cardi A that didn’t pass the Turing test?

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Theo Marlow

3 years

Whenever I let one rip in front of my partner, she always starts trying to pass wind too. Wife imitating fart.

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Theo Marlow

8 months

Can’t overstate the levels it takes @Quillyrics flipping something I said MID ROUND in his 1st. I think unless you’re a writer/performer in BR that sort of thing can get overlooked. Incredible. Can’t wait to see this back, we did what we said we’d do and put on a show!

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Theo Marlow

10 months

“…I’ll spend the night at mum and dad’s” Throwback to one of those bits we had the most fun writing vs the legend @alexktwist

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Theo Marlow

4 years

FFS I just stumbled on an old draft version of mine and @Shuffle_T 's 1st against P Solja & Matter where we were totally planning on asking @Frankie_Phraser to come in with some elaborate fucking title cards for the crowd! 😂😂

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Theo Marlow

2 years

“This man got caught with possession. Assault with a weapon. Shot a detective… Officer Jenkins.” Every single time.

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Theo Marlow

1 year

Sorry I had no idea how much better this could actually get but it appears this complete fucking loser just took 10 hours to form a response and his comeback is “I know you are but WHAT AM I?! 😎”

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Theo Marlow

4 years

I’m going to hell and I don’t even care

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Theo Marlow

4 years

USA: We have the worst white people in the world The UK: Hold my Pimm’s

@Jonny_Dodds

JD

4 years

The UK: Why do we have the highest death rate in Europe??? Also the UK:

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1 year

@DailyLoud “7 year old” was a real plot twist for me.

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Theo Marlow

3 years

[i push my fingers into my] ...eyes, it’s the only thing that slowly stops the ache, but it’s made of all the things I have to TAAAAAAAAKE

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Theo Marlow

7 months

CALM DOWN but this is about to be a classic against two beasts from America!!! Title on the line! Nov 5th. But like I say CALM DOWN.

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Theo Marlow

4 years

@mart2362 @Conservatives Hi Mart, if you think about it, this thinking is a major part of the problem. We (white people) have been conditioned not to make race an issue. Which works great for us, because we’re not the ones experiencing daily systemic villifaction & prejudice based on our skin (1/2)

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Theo Marlow

4 years

NEW: SHUFFLE T vs MARLO We had a fun little freestyle rap battle, all off the top!

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Shuffle T vs Marlo (FREESTYLE ZOOM RAP BATTLE)

Shuffle T and Marlo decided to use their lockdown wisely and sharpen their freestyling ability!

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Theo Marlow

1 year

@SeanFennessey

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Theo Marlow

3 years

First time vs a 'team name'. I mean technically we got a 'team name' too but we didn't choose it, the PEOPLE chose it for us which is way cooler. Even if they DID give Adam 6 letters and me only 1. So what? Not fussed. Who caares! Not me! Get your tickets now this'll be a mad!

@PremierBattle

Premier Battles

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Welcome to the AP3X! Saturday 23rd October Rebellion | Manchester 12:00 - 18:00 - Shufflo vs ScapeGOATS - Bizzo Bond vs Unanymous [Title Match] - Mackenzie vs Rivers - Georgie Roots vs Cojay - Bowski vs Matter - Sam Hypes vs Crow Tickets onsale now

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Theo Marlow

7 years

Need to do another Shufflo battle soon I reckon. For the culcha, right?

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Theo Marlow

3 years

. @Shuffle_T

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No Context Brits

@NoContextBrits

3 years

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4 years

Roses are red, My judgement is poor...

@ColinBrowning14

Colin Browning

@ColinBrowning14

4 years

Absolutely disgusting service at Schiphol airport. 55 minutes we have been stood in the immigration queue. This isn’t the Brexit I voted for.

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8 years

In case you were wondering how white I am, my mum would buy us KFC "as a treat", plate it at home and try to make us have cucumber with it.

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Theo Marlow

5 years

Got this in my inbox this morning. Fanboying so hard right now. #shuffletea #shufflethegoat #goat #fanboyin #fangirling #biggestfan #DearSlimIWroteUButUStillAintCallin

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Theo Marlow

2 years

My 7 month old doesn’t put herself to sleep. Ever. Today, I decided to start running through my @letterboxd diary from the past few weeks and I look up to see this:

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Theo Marlow

1 year

POV: You’re finished burning the human sacrifice in the wicker statue and the elders are saying it’s turkey time!

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Theo Marlow

7 years

Right. I'm up for a battle again. And the UK's on a bit of a hiatus. Hey @urltv what are you saying?!

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Theo Marlow

6 years

I’m in court next week for stealing camping equipment from the local police precinct. Possession is nine tents of the law.

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Theo Marlow

1 year

Throwback to when Tan France gave me a Queer Eye style-up and weirdly no one used it in a battle against me

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Theo Marlow

7 years

I'm currently in two legal battles: One with my dentist and one with my manicurist. I'm fighting tooth and nail to win.

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Theo Marlow

8 months

… INSTANTLY!!

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Theo Marlow

11 months

🎥ONLINE PREMIERE 🎥🍿 *THIS SUNDAY 18th June* 6.30pm GMT 'EVERYONE FORGOT' (2022 Short Film) At last, after a run of 9 festival screenings, 3 wins & 16 Nominations... Our 18min short film EVERYONE FORGOT will premier Sunday eve! We'll see you there!

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Theo Marlow

7 years

My brother @Shuffle_T 's performance against Heretic is the absolute GOAT & that's it. That's a very specific fact that I don't state enough.

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Theo Marlow

5 years

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@ShottyHorroh

Shotty Horroh

5 years

Me and my 2on2 partner called out @MarloRapper and @Shuffle_T last night 👀

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Theo Marlow

4 years

@mart2362 @Conservatives (2/2) and just because things are better comparatively to 30 years ago doesn’t mean there isn’t still a LOT of work to be done, that us whites (the benefitters of a systemic & institutionaly racist society) have a big role to play in. Have you ever thought about it this way?

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Theo Marlow

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Hey everyone I'm Theo, and my interesting fact is that I "WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEY"ed at the TV the hardest out of all the grown men in the pub when it cut to a shot of a crying 9 year old girl.

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