abeingcraftedbythegods✨️ @trudyasiima Twitter profile

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@trudyasiima

1 month

And may their abusers die🕯🕯

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1 month

Sending hugs and love to those who are victims, may you find healing one day 🥹🫂🫂

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One thing I've discovered about adulting is that you can easily go mad.

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8 months

She could be meaning any country in Africa and it could still be true😭💀

the feminist.

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8 months

Everyday you wake up in this country you try to be hopeful but by 10am the govt and the economy have ruined your day.

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11 months

Y'all slander watermelon but we know the real villain....Pawpaws. yuck!

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19 days

Discovering new period symptoms every month🥲

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21 days

Our early 20s are giving midlife crisis😭how did we get here???

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2 years

Crying😭💀

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9 months

I saw a video where King Charles III and Camilla went to visit a school and the two kids who welcomed them were also called Charles and Camilla. Their teacher is better than me because I'd have sent a third one called Diana💀

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2 years

But Kyambogo is something else 😭💀

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10 months

Financially in the submarine.

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5 months

Pls post your Spotify Wraps. I want to judge you

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3 months

The demons after being cast out from the pigs by Jesus.

God's fav😎

@allanoo888

3 months

Imagine if bible characters were Ugandans?

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Jesus after being betrayed by Judas:

God's fav😎

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3 months

Imagine if bible characters were Ugandans?

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2 years

There's a guy in TikTok who ties up things and interviews them😭😂💀 he tied up a toothpaste with a shoe lace ati "Why do 99% of all dentists recommend you? What does the 1% have against you?"😭😭 And the toothpaste was begging for mercy mbu "I don't know man, just let me go"😭😂

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2 years

My dad telling me to attend the weddings in Kampala on his behalf🥲♥️ ati "Don't say I didn't direct you to free food"💀

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@trudyasiima

21 days

Applying for jobs with only one qualification and a dream.

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@trudyasiima

4 years

Being in school can be a good source of income.

uncle mill🧢

@MillUncle

4 years

What has lockdown taught you???

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2 years

Mental health awareness and sex education should be included in the curriculum.

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27 days

Women with locs>>>

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2 years

Ever since my sister got engaged, my mum won't let her rest. Everytime there's a wedding show on TV My mum: 🗣Iwe Tracy ij’oreebe fashion 😭💀

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@trudyasiima

2 years

Do y'all remember Sera, the artiste who sang “Contagious”🥺

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@trudyasiima

8 months

Men to women: "If you hate men what about your fathers, brothers and sons"

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@nilepostnews

8 months

53 year old man arrested for raping his 100-year-old mother. Read story: / #NilePostNews

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2 years

Catch feelings at your own risk. You're the one who knows where you'll get therapy money from.💀

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@trudyasiima

2 years

Everytime I feel like crying, I remember that I have an uncle called Malaria.

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@trudyasiima

10 months

You can't relate. Can you?

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10 months

Alien Skin outchea avoiding potential law suits. 😃😃😃 #StayWoke

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@trudyasiima

2 years

I have finally understood what Chris Brown meant when he said“When a rich nigga want you And your nigga can do nothing for you”

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@trudyasiima

9 months

Me laughing at the jaj guy's jokes yet I haven't understood what he's saying.

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@trudyasiima

2 years

My roomie was just slicing tomatoes to cook and we were so hungry. Someone called and she said to me "I don't associate with the poor". They took her out for dinner guys😭😭😭

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@trudyasiima

2 years

“We shouldn't be doing this” situations are the best💀

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@trudyasiima

5 months

Slay✨️

cummunism 🇵🇸 (well-dressed Marxist city kid)

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1 year

how does one serve cunt in an academic way ... ?

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2 years

Then there was us "One crocodilooo went to see an elephant..."😭

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Chinese children are learning synchronization and teamwork

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That was a great time to be a words of affirmation girlie😭❤

four-leafclover🍀✨

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1 month

This part of highschool>>>

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@trudyasiima

2 years

That Spice video

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@trudyasiima

2 years

Your girl was outside today😂♥️

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@trudyasiima

5 months

The change in air quality as you're leaving Kampala>>>

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@trudyasiima

2 years

This Kampala wind and coldness can easily blow you into another episode of character development. Stay heartless💀

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@trudyasiima

2 years

You and your lies. Where's the money you said I would get in February??

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2 years

One day it won’t hurt anymore.

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2 years

I hope this is my last year as a broke person. 🕯️

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@trudyasiima

2 years

Someone in class told me she dreamt that we were making out and she's homophobic💀everytime I see her, I say "Hey love" so as to trigger her more.

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2 years

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9 months

Atuhaire Caroline

@Atuhairecarol10

9 months

July photo dump ????

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@trudyasiima

2 years

When they say “Date people who like you”, pls take it seriously!

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@trudyasiima

2 years

💀my sister and her dry jokes😭

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@trudyasiima

2 years

I feel like Literature texts are not taught well and that's why a lot of kids get biased. Teachers just teach kids how to pass and yet there's a lot more the texts can offer. I usually start with the history of the text including what happened during those times-

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@trudyasiima

7 months

Telling you to stay away from boys in your teenage years and then asking you for a husband in your early 20s.

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Nah, what’s Black Mom Math?

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2 years

My seatmate in kindergarten would bite herself to the point of crying and tell the teacher that I was the one who bit her and the teacher would tell her to bite me. It's been 17 years now and she's the one person I've thought of ever killing in cold blood. I'll find you, Angel🙂

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@trudyasiima

2 years

I'm such a boring eater. I can order one specific meal every time I go to a restaurant 😭

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@trudyasiima

1 month

Being neutral or silent when it comes to matters of the political and economic state of the world? Not in my regime.

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3 months

Strict girlfriend 101 :

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3 years

My parents banned all oily foods in this house like ten years ago so I and my siblings be smuggling chappatis and fried cassava inside like we're some drug dealers😂💀

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3 years

My my! Just a few minutes in your chambers are enough to bring justice to my underworld, your honor! @JTumwesigye 💀😂😂😂😂🚶

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2 years

We jumped the hostel fence and my roomie jumped first and fell and was silent for some seconds💀ngl I thought she was dead 😭😭😭😭😭

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2 years

I just realized that "Animal Farm" wasn't supposed to be taught in Form One. It's so allegorical and would be better taught at advanced level.

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@trudyasiima

1 month

In tears because my crush wrote me on the list of noisemakers.

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it's 4pm in 2010. What are you doing?

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2 years

"Even yo boo gat a boo"

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2 years

Even me who was not going to go I'm hurt💀

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28 days

My seatmate in Kindergarten 1 used to bite herself and cry and then falsely blame me😭 sweetie wherever you are,I hope you found help because why were you acting like a demon at such a tender age?💀

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2 years

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@trudyasiima

3 months

Moses to Pharaoh when he refused to let the Israelites go:

God's fav😎

@allanoo888

3 months

Imagine if bible characters were Ugandans?

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5 months

I hope you've seen your crush's music taste💀

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2 years

Lmfao your mom's side of the family is someone else's dad's side of the family

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2 years

Mad Over You by Runtown will always be that song!🔥

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3 years

Everyone saying they hate this country...let's just make a series called Unfortunately Ugandan that will get us an Oscar and when we go to collect it, we don't come back.

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2 years

A "We shouldn't be doing this" experience>>>

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@trudyasiima

2 years

Some boy's slogan for mess prefect is "Double buns, bigger buns"😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭💀

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Mills&Boon really had us by the neck in Form 3. Those romantic novels with with 200 pages whereby the owner would tear the pages separately and give pages to different people and you find someone announcing in prep ati "WHO HAS PAGE 82?"😂😂😂😂 Good times😂

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2 years

Why Women Kill was beautifully written🥲❤️

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1 year

This you?

King of Hearts🫶🏾

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1 year

These guys refused me to race on behalf of parents😂😂😂😂

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2 years

Things are expensive,my God.

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@trudyasiima

2 years

Restaurants that give a lot of food>>>>

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2 years

I went to this class that I teach to tell them I'm leaving and they said "Please give us your number and social media handles"

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2 years

I remember that time at Maryhill when people were fighting for porridge in the dining hall and this girl, (Lord bless her heart) fell in the saucepan while trying to serve others😭😂😂😂😂💀

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2 years

@Owishemwe What time do vaginas open?

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5 months

+1🎊🍾🥳

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2 years

💀Classic

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1 year

+1🎉💃

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2 years

Long distance relationships are only stressful when y'all are in love.

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2 years

My mum is asking for pics of me cutting the birthday cake💀atte haven't I bought UG in the money she sent💀jsjsshhsjskslalalamsnskslslslwkwkwkwkskskskskks

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1 year

Wizkid and Tay Iwar make a nice duo.

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Dakenraul

@Raycheal43

2 years

Been puking all morning 😭😭😭😭

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3 years

Boobs>>>>>

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2 years

I tweet for the girls who unbutton and unzip before eating.

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2 years

Have you ever removed your glasses to see something clearly?💀

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2 years

I slapped someone who tried to assault me last night on the way. It was very satisfying 🙂

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7 months

The NBS 2021 election results

Pineapple under the sea

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What is Ugandan math?

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2 years

A documentary about Blu 3 would be nice.

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2 years

Someone pronounced the word "discotheque" as "disco the q" 💀💀💀💀💀😭💀

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2 years

Tiffany Haddish saying she lost her gigs and has no job💀do you expect us to pity you?smh

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Kids are crackheads😭😂I gave these ones a spelling exercise and I was asking them to spell the word "exaggerate" and this one said "Teacher can you spell such a word if it were you?"💀

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2 years

Ovulation boobs>>>

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2 years

I never knew that the time would come when my agemates would be getting married. Aren't we young, guys??😭😭

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2 years

Sending hugs to all the girls struggling with PMS💕

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2 years

I'm going to be rich 😭mark this tweet💀

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@trudyasiima

2 years

Scenes when the flowers are not yours🥲

GOD'S PROMISE💫

@LeeMpaki

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He asked me to get his laptop in the car then boom!!😭🥺😍

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@trudyasiima

2 years

Try checking his phone.

Evelyn🦋

@Evelyn_Nakayi

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Eyes enlargement remedies???

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@trudyasiima

2 years

💀whoever has been writing the script of my life...reduce ko on the misfortunes

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@trudyasiima

2 years

Guys...I was a writer on this show🥺OMG. I'm so excited for y'all to watch it😂♥️

Colin Asiimwe

@Spartakussug

2 years

He also went ahead to announce another new show called The Kojja headlined by Ugandn Heartthrobs @mkiboneka and Prince Joel Okuyo. It's such good times at Pearl Magic Prime #PMPAt1

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"Illegitimate shege" - shege from situationships.

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