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King of Hearts🫶🏾

@mayanja_jp

3 years

When Ed Sheeran said "So nange nkoye" I felt that 😭😂😂😂😂

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King of Hearts🫶🏾

@mayanja_jp

6 months

Buy back clause

Naymah☆♡

@NamazziNaymah

6 months

Now why would you add “ I’ll always love you” in a break up message 😒

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@mayanja_jp

5 months

Spreading Love Under Terrible Situations 🥺🥺🥺

Acan

@I_I_Acan

5 months

Men be sluts, on GOD!

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King of Hearts🫶🏾

@mayanja_jp

2 years

I don't think they are worn because life is hard😂

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@mayanja_jp

6 days

Me what?

Ose Nsukka

@Chyy_Nelo

7 days

Was cuddled all night and woke up to kisses all over my face. You?

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@mayanja_jp

4 months

And me what? I'm also going into 2024😒😒

CRYPTOS CIPHER

@Cryptoscipher

4 months

Going into 2024 with the same person I met 3years ago, you?

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King of Hearts🫶🏾

@mayanja_jp

9 months

You can't relate because you still have tickles at this age💀

SooSooRandom 🤍

@sluvity_____

9 months

big mood:

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@mayanja_jp

3 months

Whoever came up with, "We thank you for the day. We thank you for the gift of life" during prayer really deserves an award

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King of Hearts🫶🏾

@mayanja_jp

11 months

My parents love me too much that if I did this, they'd send me to God who loves me more 💀💀💀😂

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@_lostsovl

11 months

I ate my school fees 3 times and my mum replaced it all 3 times😭

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King of Hearts🫶🏾

@mayanja_jp

2 years

She said call the ambulance but not for me 😂😂😂

No Jumper

@nojumper

2 years

2-Year-Old Girl Bites and Kills Snake After Being Bitten First

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King of Hearts🫶🏾

@mayanja_jp

2 years

@omuutiti @TheCinesthetic How did you have this handy

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King of Hearts🫶🏾

@mayanja_jp

2 years

How was yesterday's chicken? He was delicious 😭😭😭😭.

PETA

@peta

2 years

schools need to teach students to refer to animals as “he” and “she,” not “it”

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King of Hearts🫶🏾

@mayanja_jp

3 months

God to Job

God's fav😎

@allanoo888

3 months

Imagine if bible characters were Ugandans?

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King of Hearts🫶🏾

@mayanja_jp

9 days

Moses didn't enter the promised and because he hit a rock one extra time 😂😂

emma-jo

@naadjeley04

10 days

God was strictttttt before Jesus came😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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@mayanja_jp

3 months

Joseph, when his brothers came to Egypt looking for food

God's fav😎

@allanoo888

3 months

Imagine if bible characters were Ugandans?

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@mayanja_jp

1 year

Telling people you can't think for yourself isn't the flex you think it is💀💀💀

Faizafabz

@Faizafabz

1 year

Btw, sometimes it’s not us who reject you but the board of governors (our friends) that haven’t approved. Don’t just rush into asking someone else, be ko patient🤦🏽‍♀️😂.

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King of Hearts🫶🏾

@mayanja_jp

6 months

@Nacerkim1 @remmyfreddanze1 You have to activate it with caution. 😂😂

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King of Hearts🫶🏾

@mayanja_jp

2 years

I came last in a race where Eseza Omuto was in attendance 🤧🤧🤧🤧

ESPN

@espn

2 years

What's a moment from your childhood sports career that will haunt you forever? 👻

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King of Hearts🫶🏾

@mayanja_jp

3 years

After watching Minamata, I can't believe anyone that would say Johnny Depp is a washed actor. Man is still one of the greatest actors we have.

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King of Hearts🫶🏾

@mayanja_jp

27 days

Participating in that strict thread when we know what you're tolerating is brave.

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@mayanja_jp

1 year

Ugandans are mean, someone was reminded that 200M investment is still an SME😭😭😭

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King of Hearts🫶🏾

@mayanja_jp

2 years

Has anyone seen a man walking around with a stick saying "let my people go"

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@EngKaruru

2 years

I just can't figure out what Nytil is discharging into River Nile. @nemaug should take interest in this matter.

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King of Hearts🫶🏾

@mayanja_jp

2 years

Madly in love

Nze Masaaba 💬

@JamesMasaaba

2 years

A patient at Butabika proposed to a doctor 😊😊😊😊😊 Isn't love a beautiful thing😂

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King of Hearts🫶🏾

@mayanja_jp

1 year

I think I've understood why people have a problem with that video. It's because they don't see children as people. Children aren't supposed to have feelings and aren't supposed to be hurt by what their parents do. I have understood. 😊😊

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@mayanja_jp

1 year

Had to be DSTV, eh guys were talking about Ben 10 and I'd wait for them yo talk about Tupu

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King of Hearts🫶🏾

@mayanja_jp

3 months

Samson to Delilah

God's fav😎

@allanoo888

3 months

Imagine if bible characters were Ugandans?

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@mayanja_jp

3 years

You can't convince me this guys don't have an agenda against this man

The Hollywood Reporter

@THR

3 years

Why are European Film Festivals Rushing to Rehabilitate Johnny Depp (and Can it Work)?

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King of Hearts🫶🏾

@mayanja_jp

3 years

But City Parents' teachers were a different kind of nosy, how do you want me to write news daily and include Home news. What in my home is of interest to you😑😑😑

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King of Hearts🫶🏾

@mayanja_jp

2 years

@acarolyn_ @ESxvage They also need to work. Those free loaders😂

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King of Hearts🫶🏾

@mayanja_jp

3 years

We all know this scene made the movie worth it. That is the power of an amazing Actor.

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@mayanja_jp

1 year

Remember the day we found out swedes don't feed their guests, got a confirmation story. This person was told, "we are going to have lunch. May we offer you a book to read in the meantime?"💀💀💀💀

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King of Hearts🫶🏾

@mayanja_jp

1 month

@douglasclark28 😭😭😭😭😭😭

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King of Hearts🫶🏾

@mayanja_jp

1 year

He went and fought for the kingdom after this, what do you think? 💀💀

♡.

@amourrxxniyahh

1 year

y’all think seducing ppl w ya eyes is a real thing ????

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King of Hearts🫶🏾

@mayanja_jp

10 months

When she tells you she went five rounds but there was no kissing because it's too deep

Doshie🌸💦

@stelladoshi66

10 months

I'd rather have sex with another person that's not my partner than kiss them. Kissing is way too deep to be played with like that!!!

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@mayanja_jp

2 years

You people don't consider children as human beings deserving of connection. Most of your fathers who were "too busy" to spend time with you weren't too busy to go for drinks with their friends every week. But let's make excuses because they provide.

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@mayanja_jp

2 years

Get him a purple suit 😂😂😂😂

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@XXL

2 years

Big Sean shows off his hair growth

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@mayanja_jp

2 years

The higher you go, the cooler it becomes.

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@abbietayo

2 years

Men that know geography are so attractive.

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King of Hearts🫶🏾

@mayanja_jp

2 years

Matrimony by Wale and Usher should be appreciated more🥺

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King of Hearts🫶🏾

@mayanja_jp

5 months

Someone steal his equipment 💀💀💀

EscapeTracks

@escape_tracks

5 months

Trevor Jackson covers Tyla's “Water”

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@mayanja_jp

2 years

Which animal?

Jna Ushering Agency Uganda

@NissiAgency

2 years

Flash back on our animal print uniform let’s serve you give us a chance and we won’t let you down

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King of Hearts🫶🏾

@mayanja_jp

2 months

Ludo teaches strategy and hating. Without both, you'll lose the game 😂😂

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King of Hearts🫶🏾

@mayanja_jp

8 months

I'll share screenshots of music no one asked for😊

Name cannot be blank

@hackSultan

8 months

What’s your contribution to society?

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@mayanja_jp

1 year

Now you have to worry about favourite exes, this game just got riskier

big bear

@MonateXO

1 year

Not me bumping into my favourite ex

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@mayanja_jp

8 months

"I have never seen such unserious candidates. I look around, and I don't see a single 20."

𝐪𝐮𝐚𝐦𝐞𝐡

@kwameaddoobiri_

8 months

"In my 17 years of teaching..."

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King of Hearts🫶🏾

@mayanja_jp

1 year

That "damn" means someone knows why they shouldn't be💀

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@Saneeero

1 year

i want that “damn they still together” type of love

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@mayanja_jp

10 months

Carter Jorine Karyn

@JorynCarterVU

10 months

Deeply saddened by the loss of 25 lives in Kasese. We must come together to end gun violence and create a safer future for all. #PeaceForKasese #EndGunViolence

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@mayanja_jp

2 years

They will shut you up with a truth no one in your life has been honest enough to tell you 😂😂😂

1stVawulenceHQ

@YABA_LEFT_SIDE

2 years

Can we normalize arguing with little kids? They’re so rude😒

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@mayanja_jp

8 months

I start rereading messages

Nyar andibo🤎

@Atimavivian

8 months

How do you tell that you really like someone 🌚?

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@mayanja_jp

1 year

Oded Rechavi

@OdedRechavi

1 year

Tenure

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@mayanja_jp

1 year

Ntula and their little sister Katunkuma

Hello Mf 👋🏼

@DaddyLoves_Sosa

5 years

Calamari

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@mayanja_jp

4 years

Have you ever seen so much talent in one picture? Leonardo DiCaprio, Johnny Depp, Brad Pitt.

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@mayanja_jp

1 year

Charles Dickens think he was sleek for naming a character Master Bates 🌚🌚

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@mayanja_jp

8 months

"No more counting dollars, we'll be counting stars" you and who💀💀

rebecca

@abcdrih

8 months

there’s some lyrics that you just have to skip because the power of the tongue….. 😭😭

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@mayanja_jp

2 years

Easy answer if you don't fear mob justice 💀

Leon Langford

@MasonLLL

2 years

Card just upended this whole ass party.

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@mayanja_jp

2 years

Those 24 hours you've added are for what💀

Rolo🥀🕊️😹

@Atukunda_R

2 years

Kampala men meet you today and be wanting to sleep with you tomorrow 👐

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@mayanja_jp

2 years

I act like I'm ok but deep down I wonder how fucked up 2020 was that we found guys dancing with a coffin hilarious

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@mayanja_jp

8 months

"I am the Way, the Truth and the Life. No one comes to the Father except through me." was a way of telling guys they need him not the other way around

James

@CaucasianJames

8 months

do u think jesus was ever passive aggressive

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@mayanja_jp

1 year

This girl makes me smile, send help but not immediately 🌚

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@mayanja_jp

2 years

Another trip round the sun.

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@mayanja_jp

5 months

It will hurt them though 😂😂

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@WholesomeMeme

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@mayanja_jp

10 months

150k could help me a lot

Fried Chicken and Moët

@DereckHarmon

10 months

You're offered $50,000 but if you accept it, the person you hate most in the entire world gets $100,000. Are you taking it?

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@mayanja_jp

2 months

@mike_muhima He expected us to

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@mayanja_jp

5 months

Another important first date question is whether they watched Entergalactic with someone.

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@mayanja_jp

9 months

Jealous, Beneath your beautiful Labrinth???

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@BudLightyear42

9 months

We all discovered labrinth on Euphoria, right?

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@mayanja_jp

7 months

Walking away as a bargaining tactic

Pineapple under the sea

@Nagginda3

7 months

What is Ugandan math?

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@mayanja_jp

1 year

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@vlogsbyprecious

1 year

How can I tell you I can't sleep and you sleep 💀

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@mayanja_jp

1 year

The timeline would have been different if it was the mum who cheated😹😹😹

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@mayanja_jp

1 year

You can get the man out of Uganda but you can't get Uganda out of the man

Roc Brunch

@RocBrunch

1 year

Daniel Kaluuya | 2023 #RocNationBrunch

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@mayanja_jp

6 months

The other two didn't make Nakudata🤷🏾‍♂️😂😂😂

Dr Kizza Blair

@Dreadful45

6 months

You can only bring back one of these late people below Who are you bringing back?

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4 years

@ElsaFanpage @I_PostModels @DDanielHigss @BabaJoka4 @lindseykisses1 @HelgaZiemlich @gorgeousfitgirl @69hot4 @ahearddaily @aheardonline @_landofladies Crazy and abusive as hell

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@mayanja_jp

8 months

Do you know how demented you have to be to climb and record that shit💀

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@mayanja_jp

1 year

3 idiots might be the best Indian movie ever

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@mayanja_jp

22 days

Uganda must be a social experiment on how much a population can take

Parliament Watch

@pwatchug

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Rose Obigah (Terego DWR) asked MPs not to go back and forth with diapers tax, arguing that the tax was imposed because diapers are a luxury & there was need to reduce their excessive use because diapers had started to impact on fertility of men in Uganda. "People from Karamoja…

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@mayanja_jp

2 years

Looking cute might make a new constitution overnight 💀💀

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@mayanja_jp

2 years

Freeing people is no laughing matter 😭😪😪😪

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@mayanja_jp

4 months

Music has to be the greatest thing on this planet 😍😍😍

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@mayanja_jp

5 months

I can't say this because they might just remove my glasses

The Fleece Crested Sceptre of Q-tip.

@MotoyosiAwosusi

5 months

"Get out of my sight" is so funny 😂😂

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@mayanja_jp

10 months

They were on a break

ali!

@wariocheats

10 months

who is a cheater you fully support?

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@mayanja_jp

2 months

At hostel, you needed a sensible roommate because who do you think you are making someone climb at 11pm without prior notice 😂😂

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@mayanja_jp

3 years

They don't need to know anything about her to be decent human beings

Twase Wayne 🏖

@TrevorTwasee

3 years

I actually think if those Men only knew what Namazzi is going through maybe they wouldn’t have commented that way on her post

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@mayanja_jp

3 years

I swear this government is the pits. Muk had physical exams and apparently Covid wasn't a risk but going to school physically is a Covid risk

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@mayanja_jp

3 years

@tastefullysaucy @ThatMasakaOtaku I'm convinced we are a simulation to find out how much sadness the human race can endure

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@mayanja_jp

3 years

Whoever taught my old man to say "Lol" created a menace to society 😭

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@mayanja_jp

4 months

Man called his mother, "Woman"😂😂

Glizzana Ross👑

@aysian_diaries

7 months

Do y’all think Jesus was funny?

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@mayanja_jp

7 months

I love music so much. May all those who participate in the making of these songs never lack🙏🏾🙏🏾

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@mayanja_jp

1 year

It started like this???

Nobody

@SS_Worthy

4 years

How it started How it ended up

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@mayanja_jp

7 months

I've just remembered the weeping and gnashing of teeth when Dawudi's wedding pictures dropped. 😂😂😂

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@mayanja_jp

7 months

Saying this yet fetishes are rumoured to be genetic is wild

The sniper girl.🕊

@alesiharmony1

7 months

I think our parents had the most boring sex life.🤔

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@mayanja_jp

2 years

I miss the days when all I worried about is how I'd shower after playing in grass 🤧🤧

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@mayanja_jp

2 years

abeingcraftedbythegods✨️

@trudyasiima

2 years

Post a random picture to make me feel good. Thanks♥️

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@mayanja_jp

2 years

Two things can be true at once but truth is children in poor schools got the bad hand at Government scholarships. A student from a school with no desks, no books but manages to score 11 in 20 deserves a scholarship from government

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@mayanja_jp

1 year

Aboluganda mukama yebazibwe, ever since I released Kampala women, I have discovered that it's not hard to keep a jumper, even my favourite T-shirts are safe. It's amazing 😊

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@Mr_Mugii

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Due to both public and private demand…the gents have decided to give their testimonies today. I’ll go 1st… Nothing wins the amount of peaceful sleep you get once you release Kampala women and their lies. Even my skin started glowing 🤍 Mugi, 35yrs old. UGANDAN