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her: “is that an useless wearable AI device in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?”

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@RiverTamYDN She’s right he is not a Harvard alum by completing a certificate (you need a degree for that, also possible to get through the Extension School, but way harder)
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@goldisacks I’ve been in this country for 14 years and spent time in countless hotels, but the thought of ice never once crossed my mind (other than the ice machine being loud af)
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@IterIntellectus tell that to my hospital who charged us $110,000 for delivery
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@0xAsync it’s super simple, you just need to …
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@IterIntellectus @sama the AI model doesn’t have hands so it has a natural limit
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@BNONews Beloved Dave, will you tell me your password and social security number so I can follow you along on your journeys
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There’s one thing that Google Gemini is better at than some human beings cc @BillAckman
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@samswoora … have you heard of the programming language ruby?
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@signulll why is she not closing the chats then
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@aidanshandle @AmericanAir flight credits are a scam, it often takes me an hour on the phone to get a reasonable flight
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@maxrwag funny - I have the same gap
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@deedydas if you invested that $400K in bitcoin instead, you would have… $28 billion!
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@aliniikk these tech bros really think they can outcode any social interaction
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@TheNatlInterest Silicon Valley step aside Lithium Desert is coming!
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@jeffjose we heard you loud and clear: bandwidth and functions are too expensive. so we just made it 15x more expensive. enjoy!
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@ellegist me, as a good husband, would have doubled the money and add an extra set of tampons
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@debarghya_das 145 clones being built as we speak
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@growing_daniel crazy to think that 46% of kids aren’t schooled at all
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@emil_priver for those who are curious: git checkout --orphan new-main && git add -A && git commit -m "Legacy code" && git branch -D main && git branch -m main && git push -f origin main
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@ryxcommar reminds me of this Arab guy who got hanged for saying a similar thing
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@levelsio > every city is literally an old center every city except for Rotterdam
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@Jason Based Tarry Gan
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@Duderichy that’s the desi tax tbh
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@hollowearthterf I couldn’t even make a house this dirty even if I tried
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@ostynhyss me after using Vision Pro 8 hours per day
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@debarghya_das biggest feature flex: “Stable Diffusion 3 supports white people!”
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@aliifil1 @NoCapFights this segment deserves an Emmy
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@VicVijayakumar interviewer: hmm this Vic guy doesn’t work on any github side projects, he must not be a good engineer
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@awprokop him: you just don’t look like a Nimarata Randhawa
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@meteor_cultist answering this question will get me blocked on X
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@Catholicizm1 what’s with this, all the time i see it now
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@jameygannon it’s 2024 and Marissa Mayer has just updated her phone from BlackBerry to iPhone 3G and thought “we should do something with the camera in everyone’s pocket”
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@yacineMTB > be Stephen Wolfram > figure out conciousness is a derivative of the discrete computational universe that allows you to observe the quantum space of the ruliad > publish your results > have the whole world laugh at you > “it’s a good theorem sir”
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@buccocapital "C'mon man, let's take it outside. Hey listen - Let's go outside and let's deal it with mano a mano. You and me. C'monnnn, man."
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@KILLTOPARTY no 1 is fine no 2 absolutely not
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@felix_red_panda it’s very easy: you just invent a time machine to go into the future, just far enough until someone figured out a solution, copy it, then go back in time to turn in your solution
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@thechosenberg what happened to the heart after the second one
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@__justplaying Ackman wasn’t so ackward after all
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@UsingLyft metoo movement has destroyed the old tactics of approaching women. I don’t care if you are Sydney Sweeney in the flesh, once I get the slightest hint you aren’t into it, I’m outta there.
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@tunguz lex after losing his virginity in brazil
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@hollowearthterf I’d argue that most male friendships can survive without checking in with each other about specific surgeries. I can text my buddy after not speaking for two years to pick up the conversation without any issue
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@ishanagarwal24 @markgurman I have Apple TV+ on my Google TV
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@dannyroddy I’m sorry but when has the US *not* been actively preparing for war?
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@ananayarora > Also nobody uses Gemini but just to show they’re getting a lot of traffic they shut down too. lolol “quick flip the switch so it looks like we down too”
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@georgejrjrjr I have no idea how people watch TV without subtitles
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@kzdagoof this is the real reason why they’re working on AI girlfriends
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@adamcohenhillel Avi, Rewind, and Humane CEOs be like
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@growing_daniel As a 10x engineer I make sure to block all the pull requests of my peers so that I can maintain my alpha status
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@growing_daniel Gemini 1.5 would've called him a colonizer…
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@jonotan86 windows install would always go 10 miles backwards at 99%
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@tsarnick Bryan Johnson when presented with the trolly problem: let’s keep an open mind
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@0xjprx saving lives already
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@nikitabier on feb 13 I’d launch an“sms your valentine” landing page, where you can send an anonymous text message to your valentine with the option to reveal yourself if they were into it. all the text messages would be sent on valentine day morning and in order to unlock the sender’s name
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@Austen doesn’t need money just needs twitter likes
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@StatisticUrban if you had paid attention during economics 101 class this is actually a good thing
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@Jenniferhochsc2 @evelkniefall only 1% of HES students actually graduates the full program; not everyone is pursuing the degree program, admitted to it or can keep up with it: you need to achieve a B grade or higher in three required courses to be admitted to the HES degree program (these courses are tougher
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@eyeslasho This actually all stems from the Academy’s Diversity rules to be nominated for an Oscar’s award. Studio’s have to do this to be even considered for nomination.
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@d_feldman jokes on you mr teacher cuz I screenshot my assignments and upload them to GPT vision
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@michael_nielsen this is the pinnacle of French grindset, the French equivalent of a Wall Street trader and a Japanese salary man
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@hollowearthterf I’m surprised she’s allowed to share words with this man
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@DeepDishEnjoyer girls only want to date $60M and up these days
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@MorlockP on the other hand, when I tell Americans that I’m from NL (pop 17 million) I frequently get blank stares so I just tell them I’m from Europe
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@RiverTamYDN I've posted more information about HES here:
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@sama It’s New Year’s Day, 2025. After partying the whole night with my genAI friends in Apple Vision Pro II, I wake up with the headset still on and wonder why the f*k there are cycling dolphins in my living room. I shake my head and prompt Sora for a different scene as I start my day
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@buccocapital american politics is like having $34K in credit card debt and thinking, I might as well spend another $2k
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@Carnage4Life lol i can only imagine the pitch from upper mgmt to their engineers to use Devin: this tool is great it will make your job obsolete! engs: so why don’t you use it then? mgmt: we have no idea what it does
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@thechosenberg the kids are referred to as them?
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@SpunkyGal6 @AChillGhost wife: why are you looking at the history of european inbred bloodlines me: you wouldn’t understand
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@cafreiman Philosophy is the domain of unanswered questions. Once we find answers it becomes its own discipline (math, physics, etc). For many areas (especially moral/ethics) we simply haven’t found satisfactory answers so that’s why it’s still considered philosophy.
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@JoannaStern overheard in Cupertino: When engineers working on the very first Vision Pro completed the prototype, they presented their work to Tim Cook for his approval. Cook played with the device, scrutinized it, weighed it in his hands, and promptly rejected it. It was too big. The
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@growing_daniel where’s this guy when you need him
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@corychainsman @Carnage4Life lol just because you were a passenger on the train doesn’t mean you were driving it
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@HumansNoContext once they get ahold of AI voices it’s over
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. @supabase is slowly growing to be one of my favorite dev tooling products, everything about it just makes sense.
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@NEETWorldOrder I think he’s finally going to lose his virginity
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@thechosenberg bro is fumbling the bag as we speak
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@SenSchumer @ZelenskyyUa most expensive phone call ever
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@growing_daniel oh man, I remember those guys. I hear they go by “ML engineers” now
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@netcapgirl the formula that comcast uses to calculate your internet bill
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@benz145 Sony Minidisc
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@itsandrewgao impossible to use if you live together with other people
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@flyosity I have an obscure $100 / month aws charge that I can’t figure out where it comes from so I charge it back every month and that doesn’t cause the account from being closed apparently
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@thesis_11 he is actually the least interesting character on the show
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@PicturesFoIder as a Dutch person first time trying out an American toilet was weird (“it goes straight into the water??”)
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@Jenniferhochsc2 @evelkniefall this is the real reason why HES graduates have full alumni status; if you have the degree you have earned it
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@milky_selena what if I told you it’s the dreams that get you fucked up
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@Jenniferhochsc2 @evelkniefall there’s also a minimum requirement to get ~80% credits from courses taught by Harvard professors (yes the ones who also teach at the College and other Harvard schools). there’s also a minimum requirement of taking classes on campus. without those credits, you can’t graduate.
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@ryxcommar it’s indeed psycopgatic behavior
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@kinocopter @HeshComps @Dexerto I usually also add a bit of Sriracha sauce and Himalayan salt
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@pli_cachete it means there’s no such thing as a broken system, every system is perfectly aligned to achieve the results it currently gets
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@BWinstonworth4 teacher: ok let’s discuss gender & law in low verbal mode students: … teacher: … ok great discussion 👍
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@Carnage4Life so which of the 3 did they sacrifice?
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@t_blom When YC guys write about why SF is the best place to run their startup, it’s always because somehow SF is the most strategically optimal place to base their company regardless which startup it is and which market they serve. This must just be a coincidence.
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@yacineMTB this is why it’s so hard to find AI engineers, everyone wants to be a jupyter notebook warrior when I need them to glue code instead
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@climatepaige @Aella_Girl I am 39 years old, I would have responded the same as Aella
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@testaccountoki It’s like “Designing Data-Intensive Applications” but for the real world
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@indexnforgetit as a loyal customer, I happily pay the Ace tax. it looks like you haven’t been there enough
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