Haram Bae @je_ne_sais_blah Twitter profile

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@binnahar85 “There are other cultures with different values that should be equally respected” Why? Not all values are equally respectable. Ridiculous to suggest all values are equally worthy of respect. I wouldn’t say the values espoused by for example the Nazi Party should’ve been respected

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@5tevieM They made fish fingers for an adult, for their son-in-law, for dinner? A first-meeting dinner? 😆

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@DaveAtherton20 Why are they so attracted to children? Is it perversion or just because they can’t fight back? This kid will have problems (mental and physical) for life:

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@5tevieM I represent Big Twizzler

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@fesshole I thought this was someone’s mild confession at first

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@teachrobotslove Why did you date him?

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9 months

@HLTCO The statement says absolutely nothing anyway

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@HeyThatsMyLeg Similarly, they see any tweet written in English and automatically assume that it’s about America and reply with something completely irrelevant to the actual national context (which would’ve been immediately obvious to them if they’d read anyones replies/the link etc)

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@nowhyok @Liv_Agar I like it: it places the responsibility(/blame) for meaning-making on the viewer (as voyeur / a person who is ‘consuming’ Lolita)

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@FBAwayDays Only thing sadder than bringing a home made sign is getting triggered by some random kid holding a sign

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@McrFinest ‘Loaded’ fries, hotdogs and citrusy cocktails full of ice cubes. An absolutely essential addition to central Manchester

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2 years

@UnitedStandMUFC @DiMarzio Awful deal for United. I’d rather have Ronaldo + 100m than Osimhen

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2 years

@asifkapadia @tariqpanja Hospitable countries also respect the cultures of their guests and make allowances and provisions for those cultures. E.g. a lot of venues in the UK make sure there are halal options available, an accessible prayer room etc. Its called being civilised.

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@memeticsisyphus Also, why is something automatically regarded as an untouchable touchstone of high culture just because it started ages ago. That’s like revering the Macarena in a thousand years purely because it’s an example of “ancient culture”

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@ROUNDTHEBEND__ Only a Scouser could spend £700 and still look scruffy

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@The4ourthBranch @historyinmemes Also tired of seeing this tweet

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@lporiginalg Paul Allen?

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11 months

@iamyesyouareno Without clicking i know that their names were not Stavros and Giannis

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2 years

@GeorgeLineker Seems like he’s some kind of YouTube entertainer that’s just for kids so can’t really judge him on that. No idea why he’s suddenly all over my feed though. Seems like some adults watch/engage with him too. Need their hard drive checking.

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8 months

@HPNnetwork @CrimeLdn You’re sympathising with violent muggers?

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@suziegeewizz Violent talk. Because he played some classical music, or because only *some* people are allowed to be noisy?

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1 year

@JayMotty Reminding everyone how many goals his team conceded

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@DaveAtherton20 Why would the wife be ok with that?!

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10 months

@sampilger African men on Twitter do. They’re weirdly desperate for him to return and very vociferous about it. Not sure why

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@jasebyjason Life in the uk/the world in the 90s seemed very chilled, happy, positive/upbeat, optimistic, fun and peaceful. I’d have looked 25-30 years into the future and imagined people today living in luxury, with clean highly civilised city, amazing transport etc. Progress. What changed?

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@streetmediatv Abuser language

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@AriesTheWolf @_Savage__boi You don’t get this with indie bands

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11 months

@troofdaddy @kennedy_texas @MediumSizeMeech *you’re As poor as your education?

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2 years

@weischoice Why is clockwise “right” though? If you start from the bottom(/180 degrees), clockwise is left. It’s as much left as right.

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@imbethmccoll Also the garments look shit IRL

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3 months

@gmbarnard22 People would just piss in it or vandalise it

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6 months

@rishmishra @yokaihainen I don’t understand why so many Americans don’t. Are they so desperate to spend every week of their life working hard to help their employers generate a profit?

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@fesshole Why are lads on rugby teams always obsessed with their (and each other’s) arses? 🌈

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@jayrayner1 I read this with no context and was perplexed. How does everyone know who this is about?!

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@emilyhewertson Girl: ‘knows all about’ a few things based on random tweets and TikToks she’s seen whilst scrolling through memes and celebrity gossip Also girl: won’t be told anything to contradict that knowledge or listen to someone reply in full sentences to a question she asked

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@MatthewKerr_ Him and Basquiat are on EVERYTHING. Their estates are as tireless as they are shameless

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@MrLiamArnold “My dad walked around my garden a lot. Largely because I made him”

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@apmindsetcoach “Bacardi Bronze”. I’m guessing a single parent, plus foetal alcohol syndrome

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6 months

@harrisonjbrock ‘Breaks silence’. Breaks what ‘silence’. Hate the way gutter press journos always use that phrase instead of like ‘said’. You never see it in like The Financial Times do you. ‘Chancellor breaks silence on interest rate plans’

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@willystaley What’s the “it’s the way” doing? What meaning does it add?

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5 months

@Slackenough Makes it sound like a road traffic accident, where he could’ve even been the one driving! Pretty different from “was giving first aid on the pavement and someone murdered him by driving a car over him”

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@INSTIGATOR_H Are they protesting against the bossman that wouldn’t allow shoplifting?

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1 year

@fabrice_ebengo @ChampionsLeague If my auntie had balls she’d be my uncle

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2 months

@DaveAtherton20 He didn’t even dress up nicely for her. I bet he stinks

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@PA @KatieJDickinson A Moroccan man kills an English woman ‘in revenge’ for Israel bombing Palestine? I don’t understand that logic

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@im_miniNE @SmallPutrk But every movie is a ‘foreign’ movie to someone/most of the planet

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9 months

@CallumAbroad Older guy has to sit back down in that cramped seat next to her whilst she’s got the lad’s jizz dripping out of her clunge for the rest of the flight. Hope it’s not hot on board. Gonna start to get ripe

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@AscendedYield I don’t think a lot of effort went into that extrapolation tbf 😆

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@X_Translator @lporiginalg Why would an Algerian man in Ireland stab Irish children because of something to do with Israel or Palestine? Neither the attacker nor the victims have anything to do with either of those countries. It makes no sense

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@DaveAtherton20 Where do they get their e-bikes from so quickly?

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@gmbarnard22 Why did people (eg on the news) start correctly pronouncing it (sometimes over pronouncing it) as “Keeeev”? Why now? And why do they still pronounce the ‘s’ in ‘Paris’? Weirdly selective

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@vote4robgill @JacobYerkes2 Not in prison

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@MendyHowe12 @DaveAtherton20 They are paid to breed. On the other hand meanwhile, natives are financially disincentivised to have more children

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@peterstopcrime Why do they love sharing women so much, and having sex/raping in groups? And why are they so open about it with each other. Like they just *assume* everyone they know (and even ones they don’t know) will be a) ok with it and b) want to join in

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@recusant_raja @DaveAtherton20 @AndyBurnhamGM @OldhamCouncil @gmpolice They should make a new series of True Detective, set in Greater Manchester. Would be depressing though.

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@yosoymichael There’s 5 nominee slots for Supporting Actor, 5 for Best Actress. That Ryan got a Supporting nomination but the (popular) lead actress from the same (popular) film DIDN’T get a nom implies Best Actress is the more competitive category, with more great performances to choose from

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@peterstopcrime How does the fact that his wife never bothered to learn English - and they clearly don’t speak English at home - count in his FAVOUR?! A further negative if anything

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@pickyouredge “Head banging” 😆

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6 months

@timecaptales @Morbidful The one guy that’s like “did you see that?” Um yeah duh

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@pst412000t @AzzatAlsaalem Why are they recording it? What they gonna do with the footage? Wank over it?

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@theLordeEnjoyer True. And, vice versa, probably more people who were intending to see Oppenheimer will now also go and see Barbie, who otherwise might not have bothered

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@UtdPlug @jamesbenge @CBSSports Damn, United don’t stand a chance now. Onana grew up with Al-Nassr posters on his wall, one day dreaming of playing there

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@peterstopcrime He looks rtrdd. Look at his pathetic hat. Guarantee he’s a taxi driver or late night kebab shop ‘chef’. He’ll never contribute anything of value to society. Would be worth infinitely more as fertiliser

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@SkyNews Gotta work hard to pay for people who aren’t in work

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@metaplexmovies Still can’t believe Taxi Driver focused on Travis Bickle rather than Cybil Shepherd 😡

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@pitchfork @charli_xcx @the1975 Their child will have a poor hairline :(

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@blablafishcakes @Serena_Partrick Why would you put on a face full of makeup to run 😆

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1 year

@MsMelChen You’re not supposed to drink coffee in pints, even if you add so much carcinogenic crap that you’ve essentially transformed it from a coffee into a child’s milkshake with a hint of coffee flavour

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@DaveAtherton20 “With a long rap sheet in his youth, the Congolese national was portrayed as someone who had turned their life around, completing an apprenticeship as a baker before turning to professional boxing” Making some bread + punching people = turning your life around? Sounds so easy 👍

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@LKTranslator I genuinely can’t tell without clicking whether this story is real or a spoof

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@DalasReview @iamyesyouareno “when the black girl tried sucker punching her, no one did anything. But when the white girl won, they removed her from the dominant position, then allowing again the black girl to go against her” - a common theme

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@vinciblefrog @adamjamesdavis_ No it’s the weird hair and facial expressions

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@LevParikian I’m not sure how niche this is, but it irritates me an unreasonable amount when people reply with “no problem” during an exchange when there could never conceivably be any kind of ‘problem’. They use it as an inappropriately-specific catch-all instead of ‘ok’, ‘sure’, ‘fine’ etc

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@MrStephenHowson They got to the game early cos they knew they’d be leaving Wembley first

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@notchloarchi Closed during the 4 time periods I’d most want to pay for/have a coffee outside of the home: Morning before work Weekends Late afternoon treat/pick-me up Mondays

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@GK101_ @sportbible @SkyNews I can go to a game without eating (and I never eat there myself). But that doesn’t mean I think stadiums should ban the sale of food. Foolish tweet tbh.

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@emilyhewertson The thing I love about this clip is the blonde woman: you can literally see that she’s no clue who is in the right and is trying to stay non-commital while she tries to figure out, in real-time, who it’s best to (physically even) align herself with. Visibly playing the game 😆

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@Owen_1906 For the people complaining: this is just how people from Liverpool go to the toilet 🤷🏻‍♂️ It’s the best they can do. They’re not used to proper plumbing or the luxuries of an indoor toilet

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@0xMiaow @GoodReddit A prankster would probably remove the sock

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@HeWhoSmoketh @BaszkoM @DaveHolmes “Sending a third party alleviates this” nah it just makes it more weird and less appealing

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@analizariel @LayahHeilpern Step 1 of going undercover: go from relative anonymity (in terms of being recognised by the average person) to suddenly having your name and face on rolling news coverage and all over social media 24/7 all around the world. Right

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@AugustBreak118 @bloddygay I’ve seen a lot of people interpret it that way, it’s wild!

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@LegendtigerCo Yes that’s definitely what most people who buy it will use it for. Just like most baseball bats in the uk (despite the relatively small number of actual baseballs sold). And all those people in urban areas who buy machetes so that they can clear their fields of long grass

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@NotYamYam Housemates: 13 Windows: 0 That’s like a uni halls, but way way worse. The word ‘housemate’ should not enter an adult’s vocabulary post-uni

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@JohnDiLillo Why does America treat the Joker as some kind of Shakespearean figure? Like playing The Joker is their equivalent of getting to play Macbeth

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@benpartridge Imagine giving up a couple of hours to be interviewed by the Guardian

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@SeanDOlfc He’s trying to make up for that hairline

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@drcjjackson @DaveAtherton20 This wouldn’t even have ever happened in most parts of the world back in the 7th century. Or even in the Stone Age. A cruel culture (I hesitate to use the word ‘civilisation’) based around warped and hypocritical teachings designed to con peasants.

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@DamJef I hate this so much, but I actually hate constant chattering about random shit even worse, as it makes even less sense. I can’t imagine why someone would pay £70 and just witter on loudly literally the WHOLE time, paying no attention to the show at all (as a woman did at Pixies)

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@dirk_hudson76 @kryandwhisper @HitFactoryPod Do you know what desert nomads in the future on another planet “sound like”?

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@anon_opin This is why Christian music is so bad

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@spittingclots @redroomrantings No way he ate all that before it spoiled

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@AncientDystopia @Rothmus They want free stuff

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