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Strange Wobbly Inflatable Thing • born entertainer • a good little boy • my views aren't the views of my employers, but they should be

Squatter’s Crog, Australia
Joined March 2009
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How come he looks like he knows what Minecraft is
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7 year old ROBERT DE NIRO in 1950.
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There's a lot, but the most baffling is assuming that American is the default setting of the world. Confidently coming into discussions like "um y'all are underage drinking at 19" or what have you. No other country does this
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As a non American, what is something that Americans do that freaks/weirds you out ?
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@KWAIG @ultrabrilliant Boomer is a state of mind
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ebeneezer scrooge wasn't a bad guy because he hated christmas. he was bad because he was a landlord. there are thousands of facebook groups and linkedin posts describing doing exactly what he does and worse. it's amazing how twisted everyone's gotten that moral
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@Grosdoriane @Very__Regular what if we worship the beverage itself
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Here's one: Getting mad that people outside the US have opinions about the US elections, despite everything that the US does having an effect on every other country. "But it doesn't affect you!" Bullshit. Just because you can ignore every other country doesn't mean we can
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@Johntheduncan We need another one of these
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Oh that's bad, don't do this [it's a Kyle And Jackie O producer] they should give him an order of australia for this
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Jacob Elordi is involved in a police investigation in Australia after allegedly assaulting a radio producer on Saturday.
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@goalcam @ConorHaloReach Truth is, the game’s been political from the start.
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@PoorOldRoloTony Only a true friend would be screaming what the hell are you cooking bruh while letting you cook like that
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Anyway here's an image from Australian sketch comedy show SkitHouse from 2002. Among Us did not come up with "suss" being short for suspicious
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@LexiTalksComix Clark trying to be the moral adult and failing too
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@shirishag75 @_AstroMaddie if crabs could read they might overthrow the government
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The six stages of grief: • Denial – "What's a matter you?" • Anger – "Hey! Gota no respect." • Bargaining – "What do you think you do?" • Depression – "Why you looka so sad?" • Acceptance – "It's not so bad, it's a nice place" • Shuddup you face – "Ah, shuddup you face"
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@Superchair14 That's probably true but there's just some people who have faces geared towards certain time periods and look weird when they're outside of that, even in period appropriate clothing, an De Niro apparently has the ipposite
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look at the absolute pussification of the killer python on the killer python bag. this sucks dude
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Looks familiar
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You fuckin reckon mate? You think they've been juicing their numbers? Whoa that is... So crazy. That is insane conspiracy thinking. Imagine... Whoa c'mon. Imagine thinking that they could be exaggerating their viewership numbers. That's... Wow.
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Extreme tinfoil hat theory is that studios have been juicing their streaming numbers and they don’t want to pay residuals on a ton of fake views
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What if Will Smith slapped Archduke Franz Ferdinand, starting World War 1? What if
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@VoicesByZane also her family was fake. her robot husband was dead and her kids were imaginary. she wasnt saving anyone
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@thatdaffyduck a man about to snap
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@_TheSmartAlec1 Never forgetting when they did this and then went back to the original style
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@NeilNevins I have an official companion book to the series that seems to imply that they still at least try to make it work for a while and remain friends otherwise
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@ThisisAlexei [4:45 Friday] “Hey have you done that poster for Outbreak yet” “Yeah man of course I just need to open photoshop quickly for unrelated reasons]
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@thelicoricekid Absolutely ready to launch at any moment
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All the best choices are mentioned in the thread (Murphy Brown, Ally McBeal, et al) but one for the Australians in the audience: Isn't it crazy that Hey Hey It's Saturday ran for over 20 years and it's legacy has been reduced to basically one image:
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Other than Game of Thrones, what is the biggest TV show that has left the smallest impact? like, MASH reruns will still be playing after the apocalypse; meanwhile i feel like HIMYM kind of dried up after the finale
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@GalaxyPeaBrain @Srirachachau Magnetism, but it’s involuntary & only towards his face
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@DanSchkade I'm waiting for the Superman costume where he's wearing assless chaps. That seems like the easiest way to get rid of the red undies right
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i want to know these people's story
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Respondents were asked to identify Iran on a map
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@adamliaw I didn’t think it was possible, but you actually bloody did it. I’ll never doubt you again ever
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@dj_big_naturals marisa tomei was into him! he blew it, but she was down!! doesnt that count for anything these days
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Folks, you hear about this, apparently, in America, they have a website... Called Yahoo! Can you believe it? Like what a cowboy says!! Uh, bad news for their competitor... Teepee! Their top story: [Wears a feather headdress and does the chant. You know the one]
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Crikey gets the Colbert treatment. @crikey_news
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Looking up the list of people who saw my tweet and DMing them to ask why they didn't like or retweet it
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the view data for tweets is not aggregate in the raw API call. you can see a full list of everyone who has viewed any tweet lmao
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@gregmlarsen John Wayne Gacy
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For once I think he's telling the truth
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@FarmboyinJapan @Mario__Bones The coolest thing is imagining him saying “step on my balls and make me cum” in the voice he had for the super Mario brothers super show
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@TheKreemKing @DudespostingWs I think the man just ran out of carrots. He wouldn't do that by accident
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@CromFourWinds This is why Saturday Night Live is, like, a necessary evil. It might only have three good sketches a year, but my god, look at the talent it produces
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The Queen is definitely dead. Look at this sequence of tweets and come to a different conclusion. Cmon now.
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@IceStationSpmda Some of those bees were stacked too
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@markhumphries The American idea of “freedom” is so pervasive and toxic to their entire culture that everything can be justified if it’s in the name of freedom.
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In france, they call death "the big orgasm"
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This is from a 2017 profile on Elon Musk in Rolling Stone. I won't comment further. I don't think I need to.
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@BeanWalrus i wish they'd be able to acknowledge the nuances of both liking capeshit and hating what it's doing to the industry. Like me, I'm normal about it.
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I like that both Melbourne and Sydney Luna Park have a scary face you have to walk through, but both are scary in different ways
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@EmmaTolkin "You guys are almost as good as The Monkees, you guys are great" is such an underrated line
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@staticbluebat "I'm sure you have other Oscars" "Ah, well, you'd THINK so, but..." best joke of the film, honestly
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It is impossible to overstate for any non-australians how much the Logies, the biggest award in Australian TV, is basically the same as a public school year 10 formal
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@DannyVegito Imagine fucking up The Joker. Until him, I didn't think it was possible to make the Joker suck. An incredible feat
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@staticbluebat There's a Babe Ruth biopic that was made when he was still alive where he cures a kids polio
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@bornposting This prompted me to look up his filmography for the first time and good lord that is a leap in budgets between films. $5M for Cop Car, $175M for Spider-Man.
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Tom Hollandest is rubbing his hands in anticipation
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Tom Hollander says he accidentally got sent Tom Holland’s box office bonus for the ‘AVENGERS’ movies. “It was an astonishing amount of money… Not the whole box-office bonus, the first one. And it was more money than I’d ever [seen].” (Source: )
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@ZeroSuitCamus The dad at the fancy restaurant saying to the waiter "Mm that was very yummy" is one of mine.
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@Srirachachau This Maltese Falcon remake is pretty good actually
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This is partially a "Yanks won't recognise the Wog Boy" move but still. Pretty significant change
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What are your favorite examples of a movie's home-video art being altered due to a cast member becoming much more famous after the movie's release?
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The Mr Sparkle plot is what everyone remembers from this episode but there's a lot of good stuff to come from The Listen Lady
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@VoicesByZane Even people without powers can make him cry like a little tiny baby if he can't do anything to them.
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@DrWallkick we're lucky this didn't turn him evil, honestly. that would mess a boy up
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is that good
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bloody yanks don't know good cinema if it bit em in the arse
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@annie_parker No it isnt
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Australia has practically no cultural arts identity beyond "appeal to the Americans, and failing that, the Brits". Our entire film industry is basically an arm of the tourism board. Thousands of talented people reduced to "but how will this play in Texas?" WHO CARES!!!
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Me: So we used that kite experiment to discover some more things about electricity, and that eventually led to the internet Benjamin Franklin: I see, and these "furry artists" will draw whatever i want? Me: yeah, but-- Franklin: no, let me be clear; *whatever* I want?
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@MishMei You wanna know how to make this sadder? He absolutely does not realise that they look unhappy. He's so used to seeing them react like that to him, that he thinks this is normal
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@oneirossandman To be (un)fair to the fancasting people, they were all saying "Bryan Cranston should be Lex Luthor" because he was bald for Breaking Bad because "looks like them" is as far as they ever consider for anyone
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The hotaustralianpoliticians instagram account fucking sucks. It sucks so fucking much. Fuck everyone fuck everything.
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@WyattDuncan I love this and want one for myself
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Excited to see these Beatles movies
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@Srirachachau I was genuinely shocked when I watched The shining and it wasn't in there. It feels like it should be
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@FunhausTeam TIME 2 HACK
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MIX AND MATCH Curvy Driver Young Baby Boss Pope Baby Wife
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There's only one "Chris Chan" I wanna hear about
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@TheAlexSylvian his shoes came off, so that's how youy know he died
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@beysjdb @eimid_ How come they aren't asking if the New Zealander is from the north or south island then
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@DirkBrickwood @dhm Yeah if 9/11 never happened, we would have had an entire Glitter Cinematic Universe by now
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@bornposting I love that time Kramer brings up Bob Sacamano and Jerry asks him "Hey how come I never see these friends of yours" and Kramer fires back with "Well they wonder why they don't see you" He has his own life. He's off doing things that the show never let's us see. It's great!
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@lackingsaint I like how they say Christofs obsession is sexual and give absolutely no supporting evidence. Not even a hint of a moment that made them think that
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@hiddenhush That would have been a great way to differentiate how 14 wasn't just 10 again
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@saintwalker98 I think it's great how the movie about the Flash was mostly focused on Batman and General Zod
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@bornposting He was a grifter, but more importantly, he was a showman
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@punchhappiness @SnarkyPlatypus Or, hear me out: time traveller.
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@SargonOfAcab4QT @Relentlessbored @sleepisocialist Hey, at least they realise that there’s no chance Biden could last two terms
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@luffysbbh @ViceApologist Why do you think there is a "please turn off your phone" ad before literally every single film shown at the cinema
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@Wiggmortem @WyattDuncan yeah but Logan and Deadpool aren't part of the mcu and that has to maintain a specific formula and bland as hell style.
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I’ve seen @AusUnemployment do more for their members in the past year than the union that otensibly represents me has done in the 8 years I’ve been a member.
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People uhhh people are complaining about how during daylight savings Australia has too many time zones, well, buddy, there were even more in the 90s! Timezone is an international chain of family entertainment centres and amusement arcade centres based in Australia. It is owned an
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The last Smash bros fighter is a character from the last game you played
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@tomosucks @gravelteen There really aren’t many directors that are SO distinctive, are there? Even Burton and Bay’s tics and affectations aren’t always immediately obvious the way Anderson’s are
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