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4 years

The cast of Big Brother in Germany doesn’t know about covid-19 and they’re gonna tell them in a live TV special. I have to learn German by tomorrow.

No news is good news: Big Brother guests unaware of pandemic

Information blackout only lifted in certain events like family illness, say producers

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Put Spirit Halloween in charge of pop-up vaccine clinics

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There’s a person celebrating the Lakers win in a bubble

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“Stone Cold” Steve Austin has stunned 46 percent of the people in this photo, including the president.

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A decade of Philly sports fans on the TV news

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If a priest ever dunked on me I’d have to deactivate my Twitter

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6 years

Mariah Carey’s Glitter has the grimmest Wikipedia page for a film I’ve ever seen.

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5 years

I’m sorry

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4 years

Since I couldn’t get in to the Trump press conference, I went to Fantasy Island next door. Zarif Jacob, an ex-architect, could not fathom why the presser was near his shop—or even happening. “He lost. He knows he lost.” Also, people were taking up the spaces in his parking lot.

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5 years

I can’t believe this Fox News reporter managed to accidentally interview the guy who started the “Fuck Trump” chant:

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8 years

I think these stock photo models are running a disability scam.

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10 years

This is my favorite NFL thing today so far. http://t.co/xhQzMZJnGD

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3 years

@CTWritePretty Hmm seems to me he looks exactly like you and nothing like me

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8 years

Today marks five years since the Phillie Phanatic hit his mother in the face with a pitch.

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5 years

Can’t believe they arrested two puppies

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4 of 5 stolen puppies recovered, 2 arrested

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6 years

I had my doubts at first, but this is a faithful adaptation of the novel

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3 years

For some reason this guy saluted Swoop

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3 years

There’s that Philadelphia spirit

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2 years

I wrote about fentanyl-touch panic among police officers, and a toxicologist who spilled a bunch of fentanyl on his hand.

Cops Are Still Fainting When They Touch Fentanyl | Defector

Ryan Feldman was holding an IV bag when it happened. Something ripped when he pulled the line out and almost an entire bag, with 950 micrograms of liquid inside, spilled and doused his hand in...

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Wow, didn’t expect this one

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Megan Rapinoe scoring at 34 to show that “old millennials” are America’s premier demographic

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Deadspin’s new owners wouldn’t publish my Wildwood boardwalk t-shirt column this summer. I should have quit months ago, instead of just now.

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9 years

When you’re in witness protection but want to go to the ballgame http://t.co/S5nez5mzhH

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6 years

This is a top-notch Far Northeast Philly/Lower Bucks County accent

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8 years

Shoutout to the six Democrats who left their houses today, walked to the polling place and voted “eh.”

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5 years

Thanks to Adam, Eagles fans got to hear Alex Trebek say the Super Bowl 52 score. Go Birds.

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2 years

My uncle says he is going to continue hating Rhys Hoskins so as not to jinx him

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7 years

The crowd at the Free Meek Mill rally just sang “Dreams and Nightmares.”

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5 years

Eagles 42 Bears 0

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6 years

Pictured: Philadelphia City Council

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6 years

Outfielders are going to have trouble with the new obstacle at Wrigley Field this season.

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6 years

Action News interviewed the first guy in line to tailgate at FDR Park. It was excellent. #GoEagles

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3 years

NFL coaches should wear jackets like these again

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6 years

Philly wrestling fans are already chanting “Fuck Tom Brady.”

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4 years

Honestly, Four Seasons is a way better name for a landscaper than a hotel

Four Seasons Hotel Philadelphia at Comcast Center

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4 years

To clarify, President Trump’s press conference will NOT be held at Four Seasons Hotel Philadelphia. It will be held at Four Seasons Total Landscaping— no relation with the hotel.

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3 years

Can’t wait to see all of these WWE #Superstars in person at SmackDown tonight!

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5 years

Here’s Chris O’Connell arguing live on air with a random Saints fan

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3 years

I’ve been watching Knight Rider. This Vegas montage is my favorite part of Season 1.

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5 years

Let’s check in on Philadelphia this morning

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7 months

Playoffs don’t really begin until Philly fans start telling the other team’s mascot he’s going to burn in hell

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5 years

The first two U.S. goals were scored by Philadelphia Eagles fans

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6 years

It didn’t truly feel real until this moment.

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3 years

Jimmy Rollins needs to ring the bell at a Sixers playoff game so he can crotch chop with Joel Embiid

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3 years

Found a funny headline from the year 2000

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5 years

I like that Philadelphia has a tribute to a young girl’s strange, erotic journey from Milan to Minsk

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5 months

The Roxborough Acme is ready for the Eagles game tonight

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4 years

I swear to God this is how Pamela Anderson’s character is introduced on Baywatch

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6 years

Update: The fan who ran into the subway pole before the Eagles game yesterday has been elected mayor of Philadelphia

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7 years

Here’s a rare photo of DaMarcus Beasley after he helped the USA upset England in the 1950 World Cup.

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5 years

They think they can stop Philadelphians from destroying a robot by making it 33-feet tall. They are wrong.

Eater Philly

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5 years

The Piazza reboot in Northern Liberties includes a roof deck and a 33-foot robot from Burning Man

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7 months

This guy has the right attitude. They disappointed me. But I love my Philadelphia, too.

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4 years

I’ve been at the Linc for 15 minutes and I’ve already walked into a coke deal in the bathroom. Go Birds!!

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5 years

This $750K house for sale in Montco has a bunch of S&M gear in the photos

1612 Norristown Rd, Upper Dublin, PA 19002 - 4 beds/2.5 baths

(BRIGHT MLS) 4 beds, 2.5 baths, 4129 sq. ft. house located at 1612 Norristown Rd, Upper Dublin, PA 19002 sold for $690,000 on Mar 24, 2010. MLS# 1005308208. Custom brick & cedar custom colonial on...

www.redfin.com

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6 years

Excellent new mural on the 800 block of Bainbridge

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2 years

Action News covered a shark attack in the Bahamas from the Camden aquarium

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5 years

I like to think Deadspin’s owners watched my chonky cat video from August, stewed for two months, then emailed us this missive today:

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4 years

The Trump team’s press conference in Philly later today will be held at Four Seasons Total Landscaping on industrial State Road in Northeast Philly—down the block from the prison where the QAnon guys are being held

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7 years

Horses are 143-for-143 in the Kentucky Derby

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5 years

“I can’t stop touring because I will die… I have to raise $3,000 every month to pay for the medical supplies I need to stay alive, and that’s on top of the insurance that I pay for.”

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5 years

GO BIRDS

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3 years

Happy holidays, Rita!

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7 years

This is like the fake movie in the background of a 30 Rock scene.

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3 years

Here’s a supercut of Tiger Woods’ 10 on the par-3 12th today.

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5 years

“On June 14, Foxhoven sent an email to all 4,300 employees of Iowa DHS ‘telling employees to mark Tupac Shakur’s birthday over the weekend.’ The following Monday, Gov. Kim Reynolds forced him to resign.”

Governor's Officer on reasons for Jerry Foxhoven resignation: 'Tupac was not one of them'

On Tuesday, KCCI obtained documents from the AP detailing how often Jerry Foxhoven discussed the rapper in the workplace.

www.kcci.com

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The perfect Eagles game: A thrilling victory over a hated opponent where fans can rightly complain for a few days after

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4 years

If only covid were as easy to beat as the Phillies

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6 years

Next time the Super Bowl is in Minnesota the robots from MST3K should do the halftime show.

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5 years

Philadelphia was such a special place to JJ Redick he lived in Brooklyn while working here

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A nice parting message from JJ Redick to the fans of Philadelphia, as seen in the Inquirer today:

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6 years

Tourist: “I’d like to go to your famous cheesesteak shops, Pat’s and Geno’s!” Philadelphian: “How DARE you! If you want a real cheesesteak you have to go—” Another Philadelphian: “Actually the REAL Philadelphia sandwich is a roast pork! Here’s where y—” ::Tourist leaves city::

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6 years

A grease pole was conquered, if only for a few seconds.

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2 years

I hope the haunted house in the old Mad River is just Mad River

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1 year

Long story short: After I asked his agent about it, Ed Harris has asked the New Jersey Hall of Fame to remove the nonsensical quote attributed to him at the Jon Bon Jovi rest stop. He did not say “Acting is like scoring a touchdown.”

The Garden State Parkway's Jon Bon Jovi Rest Stop Is Playing Fast And Loose With Famous Quotes |...

CHEESEQUAKE, N.J. — Have you ever scored a touchdown? I never played real football, so my own experiences have been pretty low-key, but man, did they feel great. I think I remember almost all of...

defector.com

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6 years

Shoutout to the toddler who drew a penis on Good Day Philadelphia this morning

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6 years

When will the Phanatic’s reign of terror end?

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6 years

Gov. Rendell just led the E-A-G-L-E-S chant on my flight home.

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5 years

Gritty is now more popular than Santa

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I like this Dear Wendy letter that’s very clearly Jon Arbuckle

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This is how many Philadelphians still introduce themselves

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6 years

I interviewed Jigar Desai, the Eagles fan who ran into a subway pillar.

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2 years

This is my favorite estate sale find in a long while

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5 years

This Phillies fan waved to get the camera’s attention so he could flip the bird

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6 years

Nothing says Villanova more than a white dude in shorts and boat shoes in 40 degree weather.

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Lobster Club (the woke mummers) did a bit where Trump carried a giant pee tape and got arrested by the FBI

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4 years

Reporters: If you’re covering this, please dateline it ALONG THE DISPUTED TACONY-HOLMESBURG BORDER—

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7 years

A source tells me the 2019 NBA champion Philadelphia 76ers have already unanimously voted to boycott their White House visit.

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4 years

I’m getting married tomorrow. I’m almost ready.

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2 years

The last time the NCAA tournament was in Philadelphia, this happened

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Chris Christie pouring his bag of M&M’s into a bigger bag of MORE M&M’s is a savage and perplexing move

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6 years

Philly should replay the Super Bowl on a big screen on South Street every week. Every day, even.

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4 years

Recently added this t-shirt to my formalwear collection

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5 years

I present to you the greatest, worst map of Philadelphia (purchased at HomeGoods). Juniata south of City Hall, giant eggs and hot dogs, several golf courses, a rock climbing gym, Franklin Mills… this map has it all!

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4 years

I have some questions about this sports bar steakhouse mural, which features the Ohio State Buckeyes vs the San Francisco Rams

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6 years

Imagine logging on to Twitter every day and seeing people roast your giant shirt collars. Nobody ever told you before. You figured you always looked good. I’d go nuts, too.

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7 years

I made Gervonta Davis’ shorts even bigger

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4 years

Kinda depressed I did not have enough Northeast Philly clout to talk my way into the Trump team press conference. This never would’ve happened to Mike Kern.

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3 years

$178 PHL to Vegas for Eagles week on Frontier. Duct tape me in, baby.

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6 years

Satan: The Eagles will win the Super Bowl but every game from there on out will come down to the final play Me: ::sighs:: Okay

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