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‘As he left the media briefing, a grinning Mourinho high-fived a bald journalist sitting on the front row.’

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They haven't won anything.
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𝙔𝙤𝙪 𝙘𝙖𝙣'𝙩 𝙬𝙞𝙣 𝙖𝙣𝙮𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙝 𝙠𝙞𝙙𝙨... 👀
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This government should be locked up.
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British Gas profits leap from £72m to £751m in a year
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United’s worst Arsenal’s best season in years season in years 🤝 Not making the CL
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If you don’t count the eight defeats he’s started in. This is true.
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United 2017 LFC 2022 ‘Bang average’ ‘Best ever’™️ 🤝 winning 2 trophies
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Jose Mourinho's managerial record. Spot the odd one out... Porto 🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆 Chelsea🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆 Inter Milan🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆 Real Madrid🏆🏆🏆 Chelsea🏆🏆 Manchester United🏆🏆 Tottenham Hotspur Roma🏆
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Messi’s banging in worldies while Ronaldo is desperately trying to take a goal from his teammate by claiming it touched his hair. It’s actually really sad to see man.
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The Portuguese Federation are going to present evidence to FIFA to prove that the first goal against Uruguay was Cristiano Ronaldo’s NOT Bruno Fernandes’ Via @EduAguirre7
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“We won’t buy €100 million players” *Sign Nunez for €100 million. “We won’t pay out huge wages” *Salah signs £350k a week deal.” “We’re gonna get revenge over Real Madrid in the final” *Lose CL final to Madrid Can’t keep their word about anything
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Not sure Cavani smoking weed is the best preparation ahead of the derby...
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Mbappe next season…
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Goals in English football: Alan Shearer 347 Wout Weghorst 3 Trophies in English football: Alan Shearer 1 Wout Weghorst 1
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Never forget which Prince the British media came for…
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If LFC sign Nunez for £85 million, that means Klopp will have signed the fourth most expensive PL player of all time, the second most expensive defender of all time and the second most expensive GK of all time. Working miracles on an absolute shoestring.
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They’ve invented online queueing
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Liverpool launch their new kit and their online store goes into meltdown. Look at the wait time to get in… clearly no issues with interest on this club right now #LFC
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Things you love to see…
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At the age of 23 Wayne Rooney had won 3 PL titles, the UCL and scored over 140 goals for club and country. At 23 Eddie Nketiah has 36 senior goals has never qualified for the CL or played for England. Great shout.
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Unpopular Opinion: Nketiah right now is better than any version of Wayne Rooney
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Seriously man, I’m not into grassing but the FA need to look into this disgusting hooliganism. There’s no place for it in today’s game.
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“You said your mates were coming to watch you. Where the fuck are they?”
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1997: United win PL 1998: Arsenal win PL. 1999: United win PL. 2000: United win PL 2001: United win PL 2002: Arsenal win PL 2003: United win PL 2004: Arsenal win PL 2019: Commentators: “LFC v MCFC is the greatest rivalry the PL has ever seen”
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Rashford ⚽️ Casemiro ⚽️ Bruno Fernandes 🅰️🅰️⚽️⚽️ Luke Shaw 🅰️ Harry Maguire 🅰️ It's Erik ten Hag's world cup now...
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Big fan of Tete's "why are we fighting bro?" energy with Luke Shaw 😂
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Only because Rooney’s 36 now
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City win the title and go out and get Erling Haaland. LFC finish 2nd and get Darwin Nunez. United finish 6th and are now debating whether to bring in 33 year-old Marko Arnautović as an ‘emergency’ option. This fucking club man.
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Will Smith at the Oscars…
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Think Rio may actually have been referring to the death of his wife here mate...
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Jota having an Ronaldo having ‘amazing season’ a ‘shit season’ 🤝 15 PL goals
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This lad can hold his head high, did himself proud and it baffles me after this game we only saw 30 more mins of him...
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Huge if true
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“Could’ve ended his career, so I tagged the big fella on Insta cos I’ve met him, we’re practically bezzies and I told him that I’ll sort it. A Sean promise is a real promise.”
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It’s the same if you remove him for the second goal too. Changes everything.
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Someone has edited Bruno Fernandes' goal with Marcus Rashford removed and it changes everything.
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John Terry called a fellow pro ‘a fucking black c*nt’ then went to the Euros. Black player gets a tattoo....
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Good Morning Britain
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There are calls for Raheem Sterling to step down from England's World Cup squad following his decision to have a gun tattooed on his leg. Which side are you on?
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Eriksen to United?! A free transfer?
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With two PL titles. He has to be. No one comes close.
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They did Casemiro dirty....
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29 year-old Aubameyang takes a Black Panther mask to the game to celebrate with. 32 year-old Jamie Vardy dresses up as Spider-man in training. But it’s 26 year-old Jesse Lingard who everyone says ‘should act his age’ cos he dances when he scores...
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“I’m interested to see how the judge was able to give such an unusually long sentence” “Well possibly because he killed 22 children and their parents at a pop concert”
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He’s so fucking arsey for no reason. It’s embarrassing.
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When you truly give a shit, you don't ask for permission
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It took SAF 16 years to lose 5 PL games at Anfield. It’s taken Thiago Alcantara 6 weeks.
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How it started How it’s going
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Won his 13th PL title the following season as Mancini lost the FA cup final to Wigan and got sacked.
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Fergie's never been the same since...
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When that second pill kicks in…
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Daily Mail editor: “it’s a black footballer make sure you include the price of something…”
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For anyone who misses Herrera. Don’t fret. Dybala can change into him...
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Modern day Rosa Parks
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John Terry talking about the time he and a few other Chelsea first team players boycotted their flight until they were moved out of economy and back into first class😳
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Beating Barca and lifting a trophy in the space of a week?! I’m ashamed of them all. Pathetic behaviour.
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Since they played together: PL finishes: 4th 2nd 1st 3rd 2nd Some fucking chokehold.
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These two really had the Premier League in a chokehold together 😔
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They’ve invented turning around
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Erm. This was 2008 (not 2013) you May remember that season as United won the CL for the third time. Just a friendly reminder City have never won it.
@RealTalkMCFC
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Just a friendly reminder that this was Phil Foden last time Manchester United won the Premier League
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Van Dijk at 24 Lisandro at 24
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Every game this looks more and more ridiculous. A genuinely horrendous take.
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🗣️ "I'm convinced this can't work!" Jamie Carragher is convinced Lisandro Martínez can't play in a back four at Manchester United.
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Martinez won 5/5 aerial duels vs Southampton. Agbonlahor is literally making things up.
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Wayne Rooney: “I was struggling with alcohol and mental health problems and worrying they could’ve killed me. I felt I couldn’t speak to anyone about it.” “In one game, I wanted to hurt John Terry.” The FA: “We need to know more about the Terry thing.”
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Was gonna tell Paddy Kenny to put his medals on the table, but can see he already has
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36 v 44 Rooney must of let that aguero goal get to him 😲🤣
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Is there really any fucking need for this?? The reporter asks a reasonable question and is hammered by Klopp who also decides the gap is 13 points not 10. Even though it actually is 10 like the reporter said. Embarrassing.
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1996: United win PL 1997: United win PL 1998: Arsenal win PL 1999: United win PL 2000: United win PL 2001: United win PL 2002: Arsenal win PL 2003: United win PL 2004: Arsenal win PL No other rivalry comes close.
@premierleague
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Two legends who helped define the Premier League. Sir Alex Ferguson and Arsene Wenger are the first two inductees of the 2023 #PLHallOfFame
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Ruud Van Nistelrooy: 95
@ESPNFC
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Most goals through first 150 PL appearances: Mohamed Salah: 93 Thierry Henry: 92
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Remember when Ji Sung Park refused to shake John Terry’s hand in solidarity with his teammate Anton Ferdinand. Instead he just stared him down. Always loved Park.
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This may have finally been put to bed…
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@CobblerBob_
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What's the best tweet of all time?
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The fucking state of it. You’ve won a friendly.
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"Always remember, for internationals everyone has a slight injury"
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ℹ️ @MarcusRashford has been forced to withdraw from @England 's squad for their upcoming internationals. #MUFC || #ThreeLions
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Klopp has literally signed one of the most expensive defenders, goalkeepers and strikers in the history of football.
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Klopp: “Nobody can compete with Man City. You have the best team in the world and you put in the best striker on the market, no matter what he cost”. 🔴⚠️ #LFC “We can’t act like them at Liverpool. It is not possible”.
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“It’s only a PL winners medal ffs. Just let us borrow it for a few hours. Please Ash.”
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At least they both know they’re marrying a virgin.
@LFC_FLASH
ADAM🐦
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Congratulations to newlyweds💏 #YNWA
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The one I feel sorry for is that Speed kid. He’s the real victim in all of this…
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Only man to win 3 PL in a row (he did it twice), the PL and CL in the same season (did that twice too), the treble and 13 PL titles and still the last manager to beat Real Madrid in a European final. Happy birthday to the greatest manager that’s ever lived.
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United’s next transfer meeting…
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“I mean Mason Greenwood is obviously a talented boy, but he’s 17 and still lives with his mum. You have to ask yourself is that because he can’t be trusted?”
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They did Casemiro dirty..,
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It’s almost as if Erik ten Hag knows exactly what he’s fucking doing.
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Someone might wanna tell him they lost...
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Souness: "I'm sure Johan Cruyff doesn't remember playing against me." Well considering he's dead, you're probably right Graeme.
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Ralf Rangnick keeps making statements that make far too much sense for Manchester United football club.
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“Forest signed 22 players this summer. How can we compete with that?”
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Watching the Rooney doc and this is fucking brutal 😂😂😂
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Called this months ago…
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United’s next transfer meeting…
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Me doing my four fold accumulator
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🗣️ João Felix, last week: "What teams will go through in the #UCL ? Man City, Arsenal, Atletico and Barca."
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Harry Kane is fucking fuming that Ole ruined his big day....
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The fact that Haaland is on the verge of breaking Andy Cole’s 28 year record of the quickest player to 50 PL goals is a timely reminder just how disrespected Cole is. Ppl act like he’s not one of the greatest ever PL strikers. He clearly is.
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When asked why Arsenal got a pen when United didn’t for practically the same handball vs Spurs, Dermot Gallagher cannot explain it so doesn’t even bother trying to. Pathetic.
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By 30 Neville had been England’s right back for 10 years, won 6 titles, 3 FA Cups, The Treble, World Club Cup and been in the PL team of the yr 4 times. By 30 Trippier had won a Championship 2nd place with Burnley This isn’t remotely a serious argument
@joelbeya
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Just hear me out, Trippier > G Nev.
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When Pogba misses a pen and there’s only one microphone left...
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Today he won his first ever PL game at Anfield
@sportbible
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Thiago Alcantara already in the bookies Top 10 shortlist to win the 2020/21 PFA Player of the Year award.
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Arsenal players are triggered so easily. Unreal levels of fragility.
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Was only told about this gem today. Maradona scoring a goal in all star game and his mate running on the pitch with a bag of marching powder to give him a celebratory sniff. Amazing...
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Mad that Luke Shaw is now genuinely a better CB than Van Dijk.
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Torres scored 3 times in 15 games against Vidic. Why the fuck would that give him flashbacks??
@WilliamHill
William Hill
2 years
🗓 On this day 15 years ago, Liverpool announced the signing of Fernando Torres. 🏟 140 Games ⚽️ 80 Goals 🤝 20 Assists 😱 Nemanja Vidić probably still has flashbacks.
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We’ve now got players posting pictures of their own goals. This is literally the banter era of United.
@ericbailly24
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Nobody is more frustrated than me. I have to keep my head up, no excuses.
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And Henderson, Keita, Thiago, Oxlade-Chamberlain, and Wijnaldum put together but that doesn’t fit your agenda
@ESPNFC
ESPN FC
3 years
James Rodriguez has more Premier League goal involvements than Paul Pogba, Bernardo Silva and Kai Havertz this season. Everton signed him for free 👏
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Numbers don't lie? Ok. Ronaldo was a £12m teenager when United bought him. Pepe was a £72m 24 year old when Arsenal did. By the time Ronaldo was 24 he'd won the PL three times, the CL, the FA Cup and the Ballon D'or at United. Arsenal are currently 7th.
@KLTF_11
Kain(Y)e
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Men lie Women lie Numbers don’t.
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James Garner just sprinted the length of the pitch to block a shot on the edge of his own box after losing the ball. With that sort of attitude he’ll never make it at United.
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In 99 United won the treble then retained the league in 2000 during which time Jaap Stam was arguably the greatest defender the PL has ever seen. In 2000/01 Stam missed most of the season. United still won the title in record time. THAT’s a great team.
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Huge if true
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I hate Piers Morgan and I hate the Sun.
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They still haven’t won anything.
@SkySportsPL
Sky Sports Premier League
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𝙔𝙤𝙪 𝙘𝙖𝙣'𝙩 𝙬𝙞𝙣 𝙖𝙣𝙮𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙝 𝙠𝙞𝙙𝙨... 👀
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Marcus Rashford has played 49 games for club and country this season and still gets shit off the right wing media for missing a couple of games. Bore off.
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Reminds me of when Wes Brown won the treble at 19 years old.
@Arsenal
Arsenal
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𝗧𝘄𝗲𝗻𝘁𝘆. Years. Old. 🤯 #NorthLondonDerby
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It’s almost as if Erik ten Hag knows exactly what he’s fucking doing.
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