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Home of the HLTCO Palace Podcast & HLTCO Football Podcast, published daily Monday-Friday. Always opinionated, not always right. Patreon -

"Some tit who runs a blog" - Stan Collymore
Joined October 2011
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1 year
Here it is then, I am now on YouTube, you can all see my face. 12 years of anonymity are over. It’s genuinely scary to put myself out there for everyone to see but life is all about rolling the dice. Any RT’s or quote tweets are hugely appreciated. ❤️
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I see a 73-year-old man doing his best to take part in a knee of respect rather than use his age as an excuse not to. Respect from me.
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Watford’s Ken Sema scored twice in their win over West Brom last night. He suffers with a stammer but still comes out and conducts post-match interviews in front of the cameras when the moment calls it. Top man. ❤️
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“Tranmere Rovers losing out to Aston Villa on Coutinho is laughable. Every club has the same 24 hours to get deals over the line, it’s just a case of how much you want it.”
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Aston Villa
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Welcome, Philippe Coutinho! 🙌 Aston Villa and FC Barcelona have agreed terms for Philippe Coutinho to spend the rest of this season on loan at Villa Park. 🇧🇷
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This clip of Napoli’s President trying to get away from their ground by car after they beat Roma to go 13 points clear at the top of Serie A is fantastic content.
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8 months
Blackburn’s Ryan Hedges, that is filthy.
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I’ve only just seen this clip of David Moyes and his Dad. You’d have to be dead inside not to smile at that. His old man is 87 and it’s Moyes’ first ever major trophy. Lovely stuff.
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Yes mate, it’s called “defending”.
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This Ipswich strike won the EFL Goal of the Season last night. The most obvious winner of an award in the history of award ceremonies.
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It’s still absolutely mad to me that ice hockey just randomly stops for 2-3 minutes from time to time to let two blokes have a proper scrap whilst the referees stand there as passive observers.
@BleacherReport
Bleacher Report
2 years
Hands were thrown 😳🥊 @BR_OpenIce Nic Deslauriers of the Ducks and Jamie Oleksiak of the Kraken holding nothing back in this tilt
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The final “twat” on this is still up there with the greatest deliveries of a single word in British TV history.
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Nooruddean
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Never forget
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If Brighton fans are starting to think they’re better than Graham Potter, they’ve lost the plot.
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Football Daily
2 years
Graham Potter at full time is confused with the boos from Brighton as he looks up to the crowd and shakes his head 👀
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A ball-boy fully rattling him by sarcastically clapping as he walked past is up there for me.
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Premier League
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What's your favourite memory from Jurgen Klopp's @LFC career? 🔴💭
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Solid from James Maddison. Very solid.
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4 years
I prefer not to speak.
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Even Meghan has had enough of seeing 3 defensive midfielders starting every week.
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The Mirror
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Meghan Markle appears to hit out at palace in first speech since quitting royal family
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A tin foil FA Cup with a flap that was lifted up as soon as the BBC cameras went onto it. Inventive to say the least.
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I can’t think of a single football fan I know who wants “Super Bowl-style” entertainment” at half-time. You get a pie, you moan about your defending at set-pieces, the game carries on. Leave it alone.
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LFC Transfer Room
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❗ Football’s lawmakers will discuss a request to increase half-time intervals from 15 minutes to 25 so that football can introduce Super Bowl-style entertainment midway through matches. Source: @MailSport 🗞
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Well, this is just superb on every level.
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Micah Richards is the only man on planet earth capable of softening Roy Keane’s soul.
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Diego Simeone’s Atleti side embody everything in a side that commentators say “we don’t want to see” when in actual fact, millions of us absolutely bloody love it.
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Roberto Carlos now plays for a Sunday League team in Shropshire, tonight he’s been out on the beers with his teammates and decided to FaceTime Sergio Ramos. Golden content.
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This VAR decision in Ligue 1 has been broadcast with total transparency and clarity over the decision making process for those watching. It’s a real breath of fresh air compared to the radio silence you get in the English game.
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With Mourinho being sacked at Roma, this feels like a clip worth revisiting. Like him or loathe him, it’s a lovely little moment.
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9 months
I saw this tweet first thing this morning because of trolls having a pop at a bloke who was out watching his team and talking about it passionately. His name is Nathan West and he’s currently raising money for Macmillan Cancer Support, the link to donate is attached below. If
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🔰🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 “I’m going to watch the first half, and then have the second half in my headphones.” 🟡🟢 What’s your plan for following the Lionesses❓ #NCFC
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Gary Neville, I salute you.
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This very much feels like Sandro Tonali has asked his teammates for restaurant recommendations and they’ve told him that Spoons is the height of sophistication.
@NUFCgallowgate
NUFC Gallowgate
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Sandro’s booked a table in Wetherspoons 😅 #NUFC
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@PopBase
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Twitter was founded 17 years ago today. What is your favorite tweet of all time?
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I’ve only known about 30-year-old Reims boss Will Still for 24 hours and I’m already obsessed with his career arc. The man doesn’t just speak fluent English and French, he does it with a native accent on both fronts.
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There isn't a single England player who takes the knee because they "want to replace capitalism with a new Marxist Communist order" they do it because they're sick of seeing their teammates and friends being racially abused on social media. It's that simple. Lizard.
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Nigel Farage
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Gareth Southgate is out of touch with England fans. They have a right to boo when players take the knee for Marxist BLM. Let's keep politics out of football this summer.
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I really didn’t expect to see James Corden speaking so passionately and coherently about the shambles that is the European Super League but here we are...
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“I was 20 yesterday; today I’m 56. Time flies and I think you will regret it if you don’t reach as high as you can reach.” Forget Dele Alli, Jose Mourinho’s got me sitting here staring blankly into space in relation to my own life.
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MATT 🅿️
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This clip of Mourinho is simply sensational. One of the greatest managers & more importantly coaches of all time. 🇵🇹👑
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I think you’ll find it’s this actually.
@IAmDavidJTaylor
David Taylor
10 months
No one is allowed argue me that this is the best video on the internet of all time.
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The greatest Deadline Day image of all-time?
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The single greatest Deadline Day image of all-time...
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The little touch of the nose to try and cover it 😂
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The chemistry these four have every time they’re on air together is infectious. Enjoy.
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VAR being present in certain FA Cup games and not in others is wrong to me. It should be a blanket rule across the entire competition.
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Grealish makes a good point here, he’s spent close to a full year playing non-stop football and won the treble. He’s had 3-4 days on the beers and some people have lost their minds. He’s loved because he’s not a robotic personality, long may it continue.
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Honestly, having @laura_woodsy take the time to say this about me on national radio is mind-blowing. Thank you so, so much. You’re a legend. ❤️
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👏 “The bravery and courage to reveal his side of the story.” 🙏 “I thought you should all know about Dan, as I think it shines a really brilliant light on disabilities.” Laura Woods hails #CPFC fan @HLTCO for revealing his identity and speaking about his cerebral palsy.
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That “Blue billion pound bottle jobs” line from Neville stopped me in my tracks. Couldn’t believe he’d said it.
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Here we have a man whose entire online persona revolves around telling women they’re not qualified to talk about the men’s game because of their lack of experience, telling a black man how he and other black men should combat racist abuse towards black men. Couldn’t make it up.
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That’s one of the purest strikes I’ve ever seen. Bloody hell.
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Eastbourne Borough FC
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Is this the goal of the season?? Another look at this absolute rocket from Friday 🚀🚀
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There are 380 Premier League games every season, 200 are shown live on UK TV. To watch them (forget the other 180), you need 3 packages. Sky Sports: £33.99/month BT Sport: £25/month Amazon: £8.99/month = £67.98/month or £815.76/year Is it any wonder IPTV is so popular?
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Jude Bellingham, that is magnificent.
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Rock, paper, scissors: the loser gets lifted in the air 🤷‍♂️😂
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Millions of people used to illegally download songs & albums daily; the music industry realised they were fighting a losing battle and created a system which allowed you to listen to what you want for a reasonable monthly fee. The Premier League can’t be far off doing the same.
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Martyn Ziegler
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Premier League closed down more than 600,000 illegal streams last season as football fights against TV piracy. Special report:
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Maximum prison term: Racially-aggravated common assault - 2 years Carrying of any offensive weapon in a public place without lawful authority or reasonable excuse - 4 years Streaming Villa v Bournemouth on a Saturday - 5 years
@sportbible
SPORTbible
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🚨 | The punishment you could face for using Amazon Fire Sticks to illegally stream the Premier League.
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This utter filth from Blackburn’s Ryan Hedges just reappeared on my timeline and I felt compelled to share it once again. 🤧
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For all the spiky press conferences, beef with other managers and general anger Mourinho has shown over the years, it’s always seemed to me like, away from football, he’s probably an absolute diamond of a bloke.
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🥰🥰🥰
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They’d just seen an academy graduate score his first ever goal for the club to equalise in the 89th minute away from home to give them some breathing room in a relegation battle. If you can’t celebrate that, what can you?
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Ian Abrahams (Moose)
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The ⁦ @Everton ⁩ fans celebrate their famous draw here tonight at The Bridge
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An absolutely filthy finish from Benzema.
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Allowing a football club to creep into your soul as a young child and take hold of your emotional state every weekend for the rest of your life.
@stats_feed
World of Statistics
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Forget drugs, smoking and alcohol, what is something BAD for your health that people don't talk about enough?
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This is just beautiful from Boca Juniors’ Guillermo Fernández. Football ❤️
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This was rock bottom.
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I swear Lockdown Football didn't feel real, felt like a fever dream
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I don’t know what I expected Alexander Isak to sound like but it wasn’t this.
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Managers interviewing each other. I don’t mind it.
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I’ll never understand the people who laugh at Manchester City for offering cheap tickets to watch them live. It should be commended and adopted across the game, not used as a stick to beat them with.
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Turned 76 this week and still backing himself against someone 50 years his junior. Don Roy.
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Don’t mess with big Roy. #CPFC
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“Jot that down for one.”
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What’s y’all’s favorite tweet of ALL TIME?
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Hamstring?
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This is top tier.
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Spot the difference.
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Dan Burn using sign language to celebrate with the deaf fans Newcastle hosted during today’s game is such a lovely touch from him. 🫡
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This is a depressing start to the Qatar World Cup. “You invited the whole world to come here, why can’t we film? It’s a public place.”
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How am I seeing so many positive replies to this? We all heard the audio, I can’t believe a return is even being debated.
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centredevils.
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🚨🚨| BREAKING: Mason Greenwood pictured training for the first time since his arrest. [Sun]
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I mean, unless he sleeps under his desk, I’m sure he does this every day.
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3 years
👀Steve Bruce seen leaving the Newcastle training ground
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Southampton boss Nathan Jones: "I could have stayed in a mining community, been a PE teacher and had a nice life, married a nice Welsh girl. I don’t. I want to test myself on every level & that’s nothing against Welsh women. I want to test myself." What a quote that is.
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It’s incredibly brave of Chris Kamara to open up to the world about what he’s been going through like this. Seeing him is heartbreaking but is a perfect reminder of what a fantastic man he is. ❤️
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Hudson-Odoi was there to support an "Anti Knife Crime" campaign. This shower of wankers really are the lowest of the low.
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“Hi, I’m Jake Humphrey and today I’m joined in the BT Sport studio by Robbie Savage and Chris Sutton.”
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I have no connection whatsoever to Alfie Gilchrist but this is what it’s all about. 20 years old, been on Chelsea’s books since the age of 11, both his Dad and Grandfather Chelsea season ticket holders, that’s exactly how we’d all celebrate if we scored for our club. Superb.
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that gilchrist celebration was funny af 😭
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According to Howard Webb, they have the ability this season to release the audio from VAR conversations after the event to give clarity on the decision making process. There’s never been a more obvious candidate to start with the non-penalty from last night. I’d love to hear it.
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Marcus Rashford has been brought up correctly. Top lad.
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Look no further.
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@CobblerBob_
Bob
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What's the best tweet of all time?
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The original clip is guaranteed to get removed for copyright, so here’s that moment of magic from Ipswich’s Wes Burns against Coventry again. Filth.
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Peter Crouch is a national treasure.
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Ivan Toney on Diary of a CEO opening up about his ban? I’m 100% in.
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Absolutely unreal, this. Utterly mesmerising.
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“HARRY’S GOT A DODGY BOX!”
@aaroncikaya
Aaron
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How does Harry Kane get Sky Go in Germany? 😂⬇️
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The ego on this man is absolutely out of control. Every quote is a goldmine.
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🚨🚨🎙️| Troy Deeney on his sacking: “They told me it was because of results but I have trouble believing that. I feel to a certain extent, I have been used for my contacts and pulling power.”
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Celtic fans unfurled this banner whilst Douglas Ross was running the line opposite them during their game against St Mirren yesterday.
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The National League having one automatic promotion spot feels incredibly unfair. There’s a chance one of Wrexham or Notts County could reach 110 points and not make it out of the division.
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Seeing Rob McElhenney moved to tears by Wrexham’s promotion shows how much this truly means to him. It may have started as something of a plaything or a PR stunt but both he and Ryan Reynolds are clearly 100% bought in at this point. Football has them both fully hooked.
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It’ll never stop being both ridiculous and amazing to me that ice hockey games routinely stop so two players can have a full on scrap before it all gets going again.
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Manager celebrates winning a Premier League game with an 85th minute goal and “Football Twitter” attempts to paint it as cringeworthy. It’s such an odd trend that’s emerged on here in the last year or two.
@ftblmiguel
Miguel
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swear this club over-celebrates everything
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Absolutely fucking love this from Jose Mourinho. Superb.
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Bukayo Saka has absolutely no links to my club whatsoever but I have so much time for him. He’s always struck me as an incredibly humble guy, I can’t help but want him to do well.
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Last weekend, Antonio Mateu Lahoz retired from refereeing after 15 years and 288 games in La Liga. He was moved to tears after being given a standing ovation from the crowd and a guard of honour by both sets of players as he left the pitch.
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This is just bloody lovely. I defy anyone to watch this and not smile. ❤️
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Incredible radio. Peak Partridge.
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