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George Lineker

@GeorgeLineker

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Founder of YourBusinessNumber @yourbusinessno_

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@GeorgeLineker
George Lineker
1 year
It was great to talk to @SimonPeterHunt about @Yourbusinessno_ about our latest round of funding. Have a read and find out our plans for growth next year. It’s been a great year for YourBusinessNumber and we hope it continues 👊
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@GeorgeLineker
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Proud of the old man after a busy few days. Shouldn’t need to apologise for being a good person and standing by his word. The reaction of the public has been overwhelming. Thanks for the support 👊
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@GeorgeLineker
George Lineker
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If anyone deserves to win a bet, I think it’s me. Thank you all 👊
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@GeorgeLineker
George Lineker
2 years
Anyone else just find this Speed guy annoying?
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@GeorgeLineker
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3 years
Stephen Bear must be the worst bloke on earth surely
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@GeorgeLineker
George Lineker
5 years
Take me back to the days when no one cared Yorkie said ‘it’s not for girls’ and snickers said ‘get some nuts’
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Good Morning Britain
5 years
'You're not going to get me fired.' @piersmorgan clashes with @benjaminbutter as he strongly defends the right to express his views on gender and transgender issues following an online petition calling him to be sacked. What do you think? #SavePiers or #FirePiers
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@GeorgeLineker
George Lineker
6 years
Just a quick one...what did he think was inside it?
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Ladbrokes
6 years
Deontay Wilder wanted to show-off how hard he punched on ESPN He broke this mascot's jaw after not realising there was a person inside 😳
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@GeorgeLineker
George Lineker
8 years
25 today . When my dad was 25 he'd won a World Cup golden boot - I still live at home.
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@GeorgeLineker
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3 years
La Liga’s a dead league now
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@GeorgeLineker
George Lineker
1 year
RIP MOTD tomorrow
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@GeorgeLineker
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3 years
6 deaths though. When the deaths are too low to scare anyone, report on the cases to try and warrant extending the lockdown. Shambles
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Sky News
3 years
COVID-19: Another 7,540 coronavirus cases reported in UK - highest daily number since late February
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2 years
Never heard so much shit in my life 😂
@GMB
Good Morning Britain
2 years
'I believe whatever he felt that he did, he had the right to do.' 'I had to leave my chair I'll be honest with you, it cut me really deep.' @LiamPayne reacts to the dramatic moment Will Smith hit comedian Chris Rock on stage at the Oscars for making a joke about his wife.
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@GeorgeLineker
George Lineker
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In a bar and I say to the toilet guy sorry I've not got cash, he goes yeh cool I take card. My hero
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@GeorgeLineker
George Lineker
2 years
Absolutely off his tits
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@GeorgeLineker
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2 years
Looks healthy
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Conservatives
2 years
🩺 NEW: Thérèse Coffey has been appointed as Deputy Prime Minister and Health Secretary
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@GeorgeLineker
George Lineker
1 year
Shouldn’t apologise for being a good person. He’s only going to come out on top. Up the Gaz 👊
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@GeorgeLineker
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1 year
He’s such a pest
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Z Bo
1 year
Even Messi knows salt bae is a hack
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@GeorgeLineker
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2 years
Absolutely ridiculous bloke
Imagine if Social Media was a thing back when this Ronaldo was balling
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@GeorgeLineker
George Lineker
3 years
3 covid deaths today. Extending the lockdown though thankfully 👍
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@GeorgeLineker
George Lineker
3 years
If you think the vaccine has a tracking device in it, especially when you have a smart phone or an Apple Watch, you are nuts
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@GeorgeLineker
George Lineker
4 years
Think he was on about when I nearly died from Leukaemia rather than my very mild case of Coronavirus 😂
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@GeorgeLineker
George Lineker
6 years
Bit of dinner with the lads because it’s coming home 🤙
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@GeorgeLineker
George Lineker
3 years
Health is wealth
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@GeorgeLineker
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6 years
Nicked the old mans 86’ World Cup shirt from his trophy cabinet ... because it’s coming home 👊
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@GeorgeLineker
George Lineker
4 years
Not surprised they’re fucking off
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Nick Murphy
4 years
Yeah, what’s Meghan’s problem?
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@GeorgeLineker
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3 years
One of the worst things that I’ve witnessed in my 29.5 years on this planet
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@GeorgeLineker
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6 years
I’d shag pickford
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@GeorgeLineker
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5 years
Only known of her about a week but Jesus she does my head in
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@GeorgeLineker
George Lineker
1 year
German Doner Kebab is open at 9am. Gotta respect anyone getting a kebab at 9am
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@GeorgeLineker
George Lineker
3 years
The things I’d do to go to a bar with 6 max round a table and a 10pm curfew
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@GeorgeLineker
George Lineker
3 years
If you’re against restrictions being lifted no ones stopping you from staying in your room and wearing a mask. We’ll crack on for you
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@GeorgeLineker
George Lineker
3 years
So Chilwell and Mount have tested negative twice but still have to isolate and can’t play? 😂 this whole covid thing is a load of bollocks now let’s just call it a day
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@GeorgeLineker
George Lineker
8 years
How the fuck did I get this wrong ? I had inside info
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@GeorgeLineker
George Lineker
6 years
Not long then, thank god it’s early 2030 not late 2030
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@GeorgeLineker
George Lineker
3 years
Just got refused from buying paracetamol (16+) because I didn’t have ID. I’m 30 in 2 months
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@GeorgeLineker
George Lineker
5 years
Defo wasn’t expecting that haha
@ladbible
LADbible
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"My mate told me he was a gymnast when he was younger, I didn't believe him, until..."
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@GeorgeLineker
George Lineker
3 years
Started Tuesday 🍺🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
@GaryLineker
Gary Lineker
3 years
Pace yourself today, kick off is not until 8 o’clock. 🍻
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@GeorgeLineker
George Lineker
1 year
Social media’s mad isn’t it. Over the last few days, on insta - never had so many nice messages. On Twitter - never had so much abuse. It’s not even anything to do with me 😂
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@GeorgeLineker
George Lineker
1 year
Few greater people around that you Wrighty 👊
@IanWright0
Ian Wright
1 year
Everybody knows what Match of the Day means to me, but I’ve told the BBC I won’t be doing it tomorrow. Solidarity.
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@GeorgeLineker
George Lineker
3 years
Glad she had an unbelievably steady arm to take the vid for us tho..
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@GeorgeLineker
George Lineker
10 years
What an absolute chap 👌 http://t.co/Lsg3gVuRZp
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@GeorgeLineker
George Lineker
2 years
Mad how people blame Ronaldo for us being shit 😂
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@GeorgeLineker
George Lineker
7 years
Take care Grandad ❤️
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@GeorgeLineker
George Lineker
6 years
I’d be a footballer if I copied my dad. Tit
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@GeorgeLineker
George Lineker
2 years
Unbelievably elite vid
@SInow
Sports Illustrated
2 years
Tiger watching his son Charlie's mannerisms on the golf course is everything ❤️ (via @PGATOUR )
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@GeorgeLineker
George Lineker
7 years
Trippy
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@GeorgeLineker
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7 years
Top man. Bookies fault for trying to take the piss out of his size , hope he cleared them out 👍
@MirrorFootball
Mirror Football
7 years
Sutton keeper Wayne Shaw subject of FA betting probe after eating pie during Arsenal game
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1 year
Shock. 🐐
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@GeorgeLineker
George Lineker
4 years
Happy it’s been disallowed as I have funds on the game but that’s honestly ridiculous. If you need 5 mins and a degree in trigonometry to see if a goal should be allowed then it’s ridiculous. It’s football ffs. Fuck VAR
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@GeorgeLineker
George Lineker
2 years
After this Downing Street Christmas party any further restrictions these idiots try to implement / try to cancel our Christmas surely everyone’s just going to ignore them. What a complete shambles
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@GeorgeLineker
George Lineker
6 years
Good shout ... I’ve got a contact there
@ladbible
LADbible
6 years
People are calling for prawn cocktail Wotsits to make a return. Who remembers how great these were? 😍🤤
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George Lineker
3 years
Decent bit of lunch with the old man before he’s shipped off to the Euros. Go well @GaryLineker - it’s coming home 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
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@GeorgeLineker
George Lineker
6 years
It’s coming home 🤙
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@GeorgeLineker
George Lineker
6 years
26th Valentine’s Day in a row I’ve been single. Light work
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@GeorgeLineker
George Lineker
4 years
Happy birthday old man (for tomoro) , the look when he notices I’ve stitched him up is class haha 👊 @GaryLineker
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@GeorgeLineker
George Lineker
3 years
It’s coming home 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
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@GeorgeLineker
George Lineker
5 years
Saturdays 3pm
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@GeorgeLineker
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5 years
Reckon I’ve been to see Drake without leaving my sofa
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@GeorgeLineker
George Lineker
1 year
Back in the game 🐐 @GaryLineker
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@GeorgeLineker
George Lineker
3 years
@GaryLineker Oh shit yeh, sorry Gaz
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@GeorgeLineker
George Lineker
6 years
Nor would you
@VicAkersOut
Vic Akers Out
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@GeorgeLineker You’d be nothing without your dad
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@GeorgeLineker
George Lineker
3 years
Give him an MBE
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@GeorgeLineker
George Lineker
6 years
World Cup ‘86 and Euro ‘92. Cheers Gaz ... only cos it’s coming home 👊
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@GeorgeLineker
George Lineker
7 years
Fucking love the Scottish
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@GeorgeLineker
George Lineker
3 years
@GaryLineker No worries, your football skills didn’t do much for me either
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@GeorgeLineker
George Lineker
3 years
Job done 👊
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@GeorgeLineker
George Lineker
3 years
I’m not Tom Daley 😂
@terrytwitcher
terry brown
3 years
@GeorgeLineker My case in point They are not heroes. One kicked a ball around a field the other dives in to water. Stop treating 'em like gods The real ones were being presented with awards #WhoCaresWins
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@GeorgeLineker
George Lineker
3 years
They’ve said the vaccine works against the Indian virus so whats the issue. Everyone’s vaccinated who needs to be. If you’re scared stay at home and we’ll crack on
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1 year
Is the ref French?
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@GeorgeLineker
George Lineker
4 years
Did tell ya about 3 months ago 😂
@SkyNews
Sky News
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BREAKING: The Deputy Chief Medical Officer has announced loss of taste and smell is to be added to the official list of COVID-19 symptoms. Sky's @laurabundock has the latest. Get the latest on #coronavirus :
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@GeorgeLineker
George Lineker
5 years
Snoop dog ... you’ll always be a king. Take care my boy 🖤
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@GeorgeLineker
George Lineker
6 years
Apart from when some prick takes the minus offer
@ToffTalks
Georgia Toffolo
6 years
I think that was the first time in history that the whole of the UK wanted a Chaser to win. Love Anne Hegerty 😍 #imaceleb
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@GeorgeLineker
George Lineker
3 years
Happy 60th Birthday to the big guy @GaryLineker - you are some man. Have a top day and we’ll celebrate it properly soon. Thank you for everything 👊
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@GeorgeLineker
George Lineker
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Alex finally gets a bird that’s into him and he thinks he’s the don so pies her off thinking he’s gonna go nicking. Watch him be single for the rest of it now. Good
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@GeorgeLineker
George Lineker
6 years
Some good news at last
@ladbible
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Apocalypse ‘to happen’ on April 23rd as death planet ‘Nibiru’ will bring ‘Biblical Rapture’...
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@GeorgeLineker
George Lineker
3 years
For the Country It’s coming home 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
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@GeorgeLineker
George Lineker
6 years
You would absolutely shit it wouldn’t you
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@GeorgeLineker
George Lineker
2 years
And he’s off. Good luck out there Gaz. It’s coming home 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @GaryLineker
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@GeorgeLineker
George Lineker
7 years
If I dated a bird at school and she turned into something like that I'd probably just give up living
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@GeorgeLineker
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3 years
What a day 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
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George Lineker
5 years
America is honestly f*cked
@DrRJKavanagh
Rebecca Kavanagh
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Orlando police arrested a six-year-old Black girl for "throwing a tantrum" in her first-grade class. The cops handcuffed her, put her in the back of a police car and took her to a juvenile detention facility where they fingerprinted her and took a mugshot.
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@GeorgeLineker
George Lineker
7 years
Chill or I'll go on it
@GaryLineker
Gary Lineker
7 years
Talked into watching #loveisland by @GeorgeLineker . Definitely not his greatest television recommendation. In fact, it might be his worst.
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@GeorgeLineker
George Lineker
6 years
When you bump into Ronaldo raving 🤙
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@GeorgeLineker
George Lineker
7 years
In a cab home & the driver goes 'what area is this?' I says 'It's ****' and he goes 'ah Lineker lives round here, did you you know?' Classic
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@GeorgeLineker
George Lineker
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Not a huge boxing fan but surely this just takes the piss out of boxers who have trained and fought all their lives to get to the top and fight the best. It’s like Bieber playing in champs league with Messi cos people will watch it.
@sportbible
SPORTbible
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'A contract has been signed and the fight is happening!' ✍️
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@GeorgeLineker
George Lineker
6 years
When Drake said ‘fuck the swedes we’re in the World Cup semis and it’s coming home hakfkgisnfshsjsks’. I felt that
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@GeorgeLineker
George Lineker
6 years
The old man netting against Colombia. Come on the boys 👊
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@GeorgeLineker
George Lineker
5 years
Haha yes Gaz ... happy birthday 🤙 @GaryLineker
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@GeorgeLineker
George Lineker
7 years
Nope
@MikeMcLeen
Mike McLean
7 years
@GeorgeLineker Are you related to Gary linekar? The one who played for Barcelona and lester and that? My mate thinks you are but I need to prove him wrong.
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@GeorgeLineker
George Lineker
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What a man 👊
@alanshearer
Alan Shearer
1 year
I have informed the BBC that I won’t be appearing on MOTD tomorrow night.
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@GeorgeLineker
George Lineker
4 years
I’ll obvs wear a mask in Uber’s / shops etc but this rule in bars / restaurants where you have to wear a mask when you walk in / go to the loo but can take it off when you’re at the table is one of the most stupid rules I’ve heard. Just getting ridiculous now
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@GeorgeLineker
George Lineker
4 years
My screen times disgusting
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@GeorgeLineker
George Lineker
2 years
Get your facts right fella
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@GeorgeLineker
George Lineker
3 years
Brazil to win copa america, mcgregor to lose and England to win the euros is a great bet I reckon
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@GeorgeLineker
George Lineker
4 years
London cases of coronavirus per 100,000 people averages about 100 , so makes sense to lock us down ruining even more businesses, livelihoods . All for a killer virus with a 99.9% survival rate
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@GeorgeLineker
George Lineker
6 years
If someone steals then that’s the biggest shock since that episode of golden balls. If you know you know...
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George Lineker
8 years
My old man's a ledge , no question about it 👌
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@GeorgeLineker
George Lineker
4 years
Imagine being on the beach and seeing that ... horrific
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