mary fagdalene @twoheadedear Twitter profile

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mary fagdalene

@twoheadedear

4 months

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mary fagdalene

@twoheadedear

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me playing escape the butch

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Escape The Butch…

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mary fagdalene

@twoheadedear

5 months

no it’s worse when it’s “pick a quote from me and my friends discord server” i promise you that your inside jokes are not funny to random people on the internet.

💥 FINN

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taking a uquiz and theres a "pick a lyric" question

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@twoheadedear

6 months

the “i think women are so pretty but they’re so intimidating” crowd is so weak i’m sorry

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6 months

Billie Eilish talks about coming out at Variety’s Hitmakers event: “I kinda thought, wasn’t it obvious? I didn’t realize people didn’t know”

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mary fagdalene

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2 years

the “netflix hates wlw” conversation already has me fucking reeling. SAY LESBIAN. SAY NETFLIX HATES LESBIANS. BOTH MAIN CHARACTERS ARE LESBIANS.

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mary fagdalene

@twoheadedear

2 months

sydney sweeney has the strongest resolve of any woman in hollywood rn because if i was her i would have seriously gone on live television and shot myself

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@RichardHanania

2 months

Sydney Sweeney at the GLAAD media awards. Liberals have lost control of even the gayest institutions.

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mary fagdalene

@twoheadedear

6 months

am i ok with world peace? am i ok with laughter and happiness? don’t ask stupid questions.

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@LangmanVince

6 months

Are you ok with 77 year old Dolly Parton dressing like a 20 year old Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader. Yes? or No? 👇

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mary fagdalene

@twoheadedear

3 months

they should invent a band where they’re all actually gay for eachother and one of them isn’t dating bo b*rnham

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3 months

i got you

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mary fagdalene

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2 months

bottoms really had a montage of girls literally beating each other up and then they also lezzed out like this is the best movie ever made

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@simplytomh

2 months

lesbian fight club

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@twoheadedear

6 months

@creamwithsugar let’s do it baby i know the law

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mary fagdalene

@twoheadedear

10 months

they’re kinda like a real life version of the utena shadow girls

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10 months

We have exciting news!

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mary fagdalene

@twoheadedear

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they put this in the movie to target me specifically btw

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mary fagdalene

@twoheadedear

2 months

@themiraarchives she’s such a diva

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mary fagdalene

@twoheadedear

5 months

you can’t just say this and then not credit the artist or explain any of the meaning behind it. i just retweeted a post abt it a minute ago but this is ‘Untitled (Portrait of Ross in L.A.)’ by Félix González-Torres. both the artist and his partner died of AIDS related causes.

miles / gloom ☆

@gloomyshroomy_

5 months

sometimes i wonder what those “well i could do that” people would think of this piece

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mary fagdalene

@twoheadedear

10 months

you are a beautiful transgender butch lesbian to ME

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mary fagdalene

@twoheadedear

6 months

this really is one of the top ten funniest tweets of all time

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mary fagdalene

@twoheadedear

6 months

sorry but the “i think they’re prettyyyy” whine made me gag a little bit

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mary fagdalene

@twoheadedear

2 months

umm why did they give rigby butch lesbian swag….

Cartoon Network

@cartoonnetwork

2 months

You know who else likes Regular Show fan art? 🦝🐦 🎨: teefumz (IG) #RegularShow #FanArt #FanArtFriday #Mordecai #Rigby #2010s #art #artists #illustrations

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mary fagdalene

@twoheadedear

5 months

we have got to stop engaging with this stuff because of these conversations don’t exist outside of this app

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mary fagdalene

@twoheadedear

2 years

yeah cuz god forbid the lesbians get their own version of the corny supernatural romance tropes lol

Variety

@Variety

2 years

Netflix’s ‘First Kill’ Is a Tired Take on Teens, Lesbians, Vampires, and Teen Lesbian Vampires: TV Review

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mary fagdalene

@twoheadedear

2 months

@kelpzaddy okay i still don’t think any women should be objectified

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mary fagdalene

@twoheadedear

2 months

@axlrosehusband_ constantly being sexualized and harassed by people online for having boobs

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mary fagdalene

@twoheadedear

3 months

@taylor_5724 be ugly idk

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mary fagdalene

@twoheadedear

6 months

everyone who says this is a genderbent version of an mlm ship is going straight to hell

bambs! hades 2 spoilers

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mary fagdalene

@twoheadedear

5 months

“there’s a butch top who lives within a reasonable distance of you in here”

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mary fagdalene

@twoheadedear

4 months

@ragingfemm3 “are straight men not allowed to go to a lesbian bar” NO‼️‼️‼️

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mary fagdalene

@twoheadedear

3 months

@SofiaRi58401072 am i not allowed to dislike ugly men anymore

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mary fagdalene

@twoheadedear

2 months

thanks for creating LESBIANS. nobody gaf about those other two freaks

saionji kyouichi's worst enemy

@prettygirlmichi

2 months

happy bday to naoko takeuchi. thanks for creating gay people

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mary fagdalene

@twoheadedear

10 months

you will not be seeing the pearly gates

nako 🎀

@amiiyukii

10 months

the ultimate yuri ship battle round one (rt before voting!!)

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mary fagdalene

@twoheadedear

9 months

GIDEON THE NINTH

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mary fagdalene

@twoheadedear

5 months

this piece is especially interesting because it can exist in multiple exhibitions at once, so long as the weight of the candy is about 175 pounds, the average weight of an adult man. viewers are encouraged to take a piece and museums often have to constantly replenish it.

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mary fagdalene

@twoheadedear

2 months

i hate all of you miserable fucks who pretend like high schoolers aren’t having sex and don’t deserve access to these resources

Pop Crave

@PopCrave

2 months

Following backlash, Plan B & other contraceptives will no longer be handed out at Olivia Rodrigo’s ‘GUTS’ tour. Variety reports the decision came from Rodrigo’s team because “children are present at the concerts.”

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mary fagdalene

@twoheadedear

5 months

it’s a really beautiful and timeless piece, but it loses all meaning when you reduce it to another piece of modern art that “anyone could do.” gonzáles-torres is one of the many lives that were senselessly taken during the aids crisis and remembering the work of these people

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mary fagdalene

@twoheadedear

7 months

i have one million bajillion issues with the manga but it also gave me this

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mary fagdalene

@twoheadedear

3 months

STOP LIKING THIS PLEASE I DONT WANT THEM TO GET ME I LIKE THEM I SAW THEM IN CONCERT PLEEEASE DONT QUOTE ME TO DEATH

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mary fagdalene

@twoheadedear

11 months

girl in red look like she smells like crazy

The Swift Society

@TheSwiftSociety

11 months

📸| New photo of @TaylorSwift13 and girl in red

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mary fagdalene

@twoheadedear

5 months

is so incredibly important. it really pains me to see his work be grouped in with these modern art conversations especially considering the artist is no longer with us— it makes the piece even more impactful and it just makes me so mad how little people seem to care because

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mary fagdalene

@twoheadedear

3 months

“more people need to write about women the way hozier writes about women 🥺” “hozier writes about women like a lesbian🥺🥺” i am in your house and i have a weapon.

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mary fagdalene

@twoheadedear

1 month

might i raise you… bear butch x deer femme…..

⤹ ﹐ADRIEN

@bloodlustbutch

1 month

the wolf butch x bunny femme stereotype has always been chefs kiss

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mary fagdalene

@twoheadedear

9 months

i’m sorry if you’re mad about this but you’re actually lying if you say you’ve never encountered this kind of person

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mary fagdalene

@twoheadedear

5 months

“anyone could do it” when that’s just not true.

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mary fagdalene

@twoheadedear

20 days

and if i said sometimes i still think my lesbianism genuinely does make me smarter sometimes

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mary fagdalene

@twoheadedear

11 months

these are mitski lyrics over a terribly cut out medicine bottle png i’m fucking crying

Balthasar the Rot-kissed🦚✨️

@LEPER_KlNG

11 months

this one

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@metalmagicxoxo this is from scary movie it’s a parody

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mary fagdalene

@twoheadedear

5 months

y’all are really letting a 17 year old genshin twt user terrorize you

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mary fagdalene

@twoheadedear

2 months

this deserves one billion likes because i’m right

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mary fagdalene

@twoheadedear

3 months

being a lesbian is kind of the greatest gift in the whole world

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mary fagdalene

@twoheadedear

3 months

would you guys be mad if i said 9 times out of 10 this sucks ass and is never done well

flo… 🌙

@pinkauraflora

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we should do this one more often i think

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mary fagdalene

@twoheadedear

2 months

this diva

Lil Tay

@LilTaybepoppin

2 months

I believe misandry is not a real issue; it seems like a term invented by men to diminish women’s experiences and portray us as a joke!

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mary fagdalene

@twoheadedear

9 months

what fucking year is it

bigby 🦇

@hesbianbigby

9 months

taking this white cis lesbian quiz brb

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mary fagdalene

@twoheadedear

1 month

this is one of my funniest tweets ever you guys better make this blow up please

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mary fagdalene

@twoheadedear

9 months

i kinda wish you guys would stop posting screenshots from tik tok of some horrible take about butches or mascs or whatever it’s really fucking annoying to see on my timeline constantly. you’re subjecting everyone to one persons shitty opinion. just scroll and move on. lol.

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mary fagdalene

@twoheadedear

10 months

sometimes u guys piss me OFF

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mary fagdalene

@twoheadedear

11 months

so tired of thinking i’m seeing a beautiful butch woman and then it just turns out to be a cis dude with a shaved face like when will it end.

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mary fagdalene

@twoheadedear

10 months

this is how it feels to work 8 hours multiple days in a row

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mary fagdalene

@twoheadedear

10 months

do these exist like for lesbians. sometimes i don’t want plot i just want this. but dykes. i’m so miserable.

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mary fagdalene

@twoheadedear

13 days

how i sleep every night know caitlin and vi are canonically a les4les couple

League of Legends

@LeagueOfLegends

13 days

Starting on May 31st, League and TFT are celebrating Pride with free personalization content and a Community Pride Hub. Get the details here:

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mary fagdalene

@twoheadedear

2 months

@oehmgi i feel like some of it probably comes from like trying to choose a gender neutral name and ethnic names will sound more neutral (even if they aren’t) because they aren’t familiar with the language the name comes from. and also appeal of an ““exotic”” and unique name

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mary fagdalene

@twoheadedear

9 months

this is kind of utenanthy

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mary fagdalene

@twoheadedear

7 months

i don’t think people (other women included) realize how deeply their internalized misogyny goes because why are your only reasons for disliking a female character that she’s “annoying” and “bitchy”

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mary fagdalene

@twoheadedear

9 months

do not let me catch you calling me sapphic because first and foremost i am a lesbian. i have no problem with the word being used as a broad term in place of wlw (which is dumb to say out loud anyway) but my identity has a name already and i hate when it’s replaced lol

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@commiedarko

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Do any other lesbians really dislike the word “sapphic”? Idk why I just can’t stand it and would never use it to describe myself

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mary fagdalene

@twoheadedear

14 days

no sense of whimsy or mysticism in your life i guess

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@brokebackstan

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neighbor doing a funny voice pretending her dog was talking to mine while they greeted each other

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mary fagdalene

@twoheadedear

5 months

some of you guys are not anti AI art enough for my liking

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mary fagdalene

@twoheadedear

11 months

all i’m going to say is this— i wish you all would stop acting like there isn’t an INCREDIBLY thin line between ftm trans men and ftm transmascs. the lesbian identity has ALWAYS been accommodating of all the intricacies with gender identity. (1)

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mary fagdalene

@twoheadedear

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@lesbtron except for this :/

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mary fagdalene

@twoheadedear

9 months

NO BOY LOOKS LIKE A LITTLE DEER FAWN FUCK UOU FUCK YOU

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mary fagdalene

@twoheadedear

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@oehmgi NO IM AGREEING WITH YOU i’m just thinking about why because that is so clearly not meant to be your name

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@twoheadedear

3 months

@aeri_hydrangea phoebe is

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@twoheadedear

3 months

i’m muting this i really dgaf follow me if you’re a lesbian idk

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mary fagdalene

@twoheadedear

2 years

hands down the blueprint

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@SCHM3CES

2 years

what do yall think objectively is the best lgbtq ship of all time?

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mary fagdalene

@twoheadedear

10 months

i collect these

(Ex) Hourly Revolutionary Girl Utena

@hourlyutena

10 months

Drop your best Revolutionary Girl Utena post/meme/pic(s) etc. Let me see them all. I'll start:

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mary fagdalene

@twoheadedear

4 months

guys i think we should normalize girls liking boys ☝️😅

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mary fagdalene

@twoheadedear

8 months

they always had her ass in a situation

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mary fagdalene

@twoheadedear

2 months

girl who has seen revolutionary girl utena: getting major revolutionary girl utena vibes from this

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this looks like it would not feel good at all as a car. unfortunately

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mary fagdalene

@twoheadedear

2 years

the way they’re like. one of the only butchfemme couples i can think of in media ever

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mary fagdalene

@twoheadedear

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i have this ugly ass mans name muted and y’all still find ways to put him on my timeline

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mary fagdalene

@twoheadedear

2 years

i’m not gonna say a word

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mary fagdalene

@twoheadedear

4 months

how does no one see the issue here 😭

⚔️Xoro Agastrfried, Champion of the Emperor 🛡

@ChampionXoro

4 months

The original artist of the drawing below posted this second drawing as a response to some of the replies, and it has become relevant again. Some people really need some therapy and love.