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i suffer from hysteria (he/they)

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@brokebackstan
carey
2 years
she is so breathtaking i am going to gnaw my own arm off
@Variety
Variety
2 years
Anne Hathaway and Jeremy Strong get cozy on the red carpet at #CannesFilmFestival .
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2 years
the students at euphoria high who aren’t friends with the main characters trying to follow the plot of lexi’s play
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2 years
yes lexi committed a hate crime but she did it for the greater good
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4 months
maybe i really don’t have a maternal instinct cuz this has never in my life happened to me
@cccbratz
celine🎧ིྀ
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woke up without the child i gave birth to in my dream WHERES MY DAUGHTERRRR
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5 months
saw this nativity scene made of doors and they gave mary a doggy door WHYYYY WHY WHY
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2 years
sam levinson rly hates barbie bc he just dropped that scene with kat and ethan in there with minimal context and then ignored them for the rest of the episode 😭
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2 years
i think it’s funny that everyone is referring to the school as “euphoria high” bc they’ve literally never even told us what it’s called
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2 years
lexi was like “i’m taking ACTION for once in my life” and then just stood in that store the whole time like 🧍🏻‍♀️
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5 months
in an epidemic of prosthetic dicks…..one authentic king stands before me
@DiscussingFilm
DiscussingFilm
5 months
Barry Keoghan confirms his penis is real in ‘SALTBURN’. “It totally felt right. It's ownership. This is my place. It's full confidence in, ‘I can do what I want in this manor.’” (via: )
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5 months
one of the realest things ever posted to god’s green internet
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4 months
this show needs to go in the bin atp and also i hope angus cloud’s family sues the shit out of them
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Pop Crave
4 months
Dominic Fike on how the ‘Euphoria’ sober coach failed him: “I was a drug addict and coming on to a show that’s, you know, mainly about drugs, is very difficult. Sam [Levinson] got me a sober coach, somebody to be there all the time. It did not work. A random lady that I’d never
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2 years
i’m so obsessed with some of the lengths people are going to to defend euphoria. “the writing and editing is bad to reflect rue’s mental state” PLEASEEEE 😭😭😭
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1 year
trying to decide if this was the worst publicity stunt ever or if it was real and they broke up precisely bc he was giving her the worst publicity ever
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Pop Base
1 year
Taylor Swift and Matty Healy have broken up.
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1 year
jaw filler and buccal fat removal running through hollywood like tomb raider this year my god
@PopCrave
Pop Crave
1 year
Lea Michele stuns in new selfie.
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2 months
i almost transitioned in my last year of college but ultimately i decided it would be too embarrassing to earn a bachelors in film studies as a man so i waited
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@brokebackstan
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3 years
there is a difference between being a hater (fun and cute) and being so negative you’re exhausting to be around (ugly and boring) and some of you need to learn that !
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@brokebackstan
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4 years
this is the most upsetting photo on the whole internet
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5 months
gonna need someone raised christian to explain to me how calling this “church” isn’t considered sacrilegious
@acechhh
oatmeal influencer
5 months
i always forget how real righteous gemstones is lmao
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6 months
spotify is trying to make a gay commune in berkeley, a lesbian commune in burlington, and a bisexual commune in cambridge
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2 years
just found out most gay clubs used to be owned by mob bc they were the only people willing to open them when it was still illegal…the Woke Mob if you will
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5 months
sorry but they needed to pick a chic normal for this. he’s far too recognizable on his own to play someone whose face we are so familiar with. that’s just bucky barnes in a princess diana wig!
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2 years
they’re stalling while they still try to decide if they want the other brother to be gay
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Variety
2 years
‘Bridgerton’ Season 3 Will Focus on Penelope and Colin’s Love Story, Stray From Book Order
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6 months
people on here treat addicts like total shit and it’s really depressing to watch as a person with several in my family and also just like, as someone with empathy
@SheabuttrPapi
SNICKER LICKER 🫵🏿
6 months
Is this a bad thing? That he’s actually taking the necessary steps to see his children???
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11 months
if/when my dog dies i’m just k!lling myself like a normal person instead of doing all this
@kellyport
Kelly Port
11 months
Encasing loved ones in acrylic resin, a great Father’s Day gift! #FathersDay #FathersDay2023 #fathersdaygift #fathersdaygiftideas
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4 months
many such cases
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3 years
in this article she states that she checked into a month-long recovery program for trauma and PTSD after the end of their 2-month relationship, for any of y’all who still think those dms are fake, or god forbid find them “hot”
@nypost
New York Post
3 years
Armie Hammer's ex Courtney Vucekovich: He wanted to 'barbecue and eat' me
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1 year
why did he say “period” to scorsese ?!<£|€]*}€!<{£
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@brokebackstan
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8 months
the way they’d both be unemployed even if the strike weren’t on
@LermanUpdate
Logan Lerman Updates
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Logan Lerman and Dylan O’Brien on the picket lines of the SAG-AFTRA strike in LA!
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9 months
i do love that she broke up with him right away…like honestly thank god.
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Pop Crave
9 months
Keke Palmer’s ex, Darius Daulton, has reportedly “moved on” since their split and has aspirations of becoming an actor, according to People Magazine. 🔗:
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8 months
this trajectory for him is so funny bc we all made so much fun of him acting like he was above the kissing booth but it turns out he actually was 😭
@SolaceCinema
Cinema Solace
8 months
Jacob Elordi joins Richard Gere in Paul Schrader’s upcoming film, ‘Oh Canada.’
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bf’s twin brothers are beefing in their gc about the right way to make gravy….i’m about to abuse tf out of this image like i’m fr crying
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6 months
coming out via gay marriage announcement and then getting gay divorced the same year is so chic honestly
@PopBase
Pop Base
6 months
Chris Appleton and Lukas Gage are getting divorced a week after their wedding aired on ‘The Kardashians.’ During the episode, Kim Kardashian advised them to get a prenup.
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4 months
me (late 20s) when i hang out with my early 20s oomfs
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@brokebackstan
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10 months
she looks like she’d share her elfbar with me in line for the bathroom
@FilmUpdates
Film Updates
10 months
Greta Gerwig with a fan at Beyoncé’s RENAISSANCE tour.
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11 months
17 year olds starting “can bi guys say the f slur” discourse in 3…2…
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Film Updates
11 months
Joe Locke via IG: “Happy pride 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️”
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1 year
hollywood hates big titty girlies so bad omg, the band riding up in the back and her left titty falling out the bottom is causing me psychic damage
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bethany
1 year
they look soooo good!!! oh my god
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11 months
this is extra bad when you consider the percentage of viewers that are probably watching solely bc they cast someone from blackpink
@Variety
Variety
11 months
#TheIdol Episode 2 reached 800,000 viewers across HBO and Max on Sunday, compared to 913,000 viewers the week before.
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3 years
the idea that a real person can “queerbait” is so bizarre and frankly very dangerous bc it implies that someone owes it to us to come out/explicitly define their sexuality just bc they’re in the public eye
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5 months
this is how i find out there’s a rumor sandra bullock has an invite-only lesbian nightclub
@meanlore
regina george
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📸 | Taylor Swift was photographed leaving Sandra Bullock’s lesbian bar after celebrating her 34th birthday in New York City.
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@brokebackstan
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2 years
mr schue would have done this
@radiozee
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2 years
the fact that a teacher approved lexi’s play that is obviously abt other kids at the school is killing me😭😭
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8 months
this happened to my buddy olivia wilde
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Film Updates
8 months
‘THE IDEA OF YOU’ starring Anne Hathaway and Nicholas Galitzine has received an R rating for “some language and sexual content.” It follows a divorced mother (Hathaway) who sparks a love affair with a pop star (Galitzine) she meets after taking her daughter to a festival.
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4 months
love andrew but jacob’s big ass was kinda made for this….like yeah of course they went with the eucalyptus man
@DiscussingFilm
DiscussingFilm
4 months
Jacob Elordi is reportedly replacing Andrew Garfield as the monster in Guillermo del Toro’s ‘FRANKENSTEIN’. (Source: )
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10 months
photographed by timmy is so funny bc it implies they specifically asked for the picture with greta only
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Film Updates
10 months
Greta Gerwig yesterday with fans photographed by Timothée Chalamet 📸
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19 days
thank you luca for putting mike faist in those little panties for no reason
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19 days
can i come over and do this
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1 year
FLOPPPP I USED TO PRAY FOR TIMES LIKE THIS
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DiscussingFilm
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Episode 1 of ‘THE IDOL’ has drew 913,000 viewers. Read our review:
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@brokebackstan
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3 years
pop culture connoisseur gf “who is that” bf
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8 months
there’s a gen v character whose super-power is transitioning??? ok i need to tap in
@ungodIywests
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oh worm?
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1 year
jimmy kimmel will pay for making malala answer that question btw
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7 months
this meme really kills me bc eric stonestreet is straight so the fact that this is how he posed for this feels vaguely homophobic 😭
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4 months
“timothée chalamet is a 28 year-old man making 28 year-old man decisions about his life and we have to accept that” IJBOL
@ClubChalamet
Club Chalamet 💫
4 months
Although Timothée didn't win the Golden Globe for #Wonka that he deserved to win, it was great seeing him attend the event as a nominee! The elephant in the room is obvious, but all I want to say is that Club Chalamet remains devoted to supporting Timmy and his career and I just
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jus
11 months
QRT this tweet with something in your drafts (please)
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1 year
and if i said i think lionsgate paid tiktok to push hunger games content to everyone’s fyp page so it became part of the cultural conversation again before the new movie ?
@keyon
HOOD VOGUE is tired of poverty
1 year
Why everybody suddenly obsessed with the hunger games again?
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4 months
bisexual allegations in the quotes oh he’s hit the big leagues now
@mustardsauuuce
mustard
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charles melton is so sassy i think i’m in love?¿?
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@kenzvanunu
kenzie xcx 🐦‍⬛
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paul mescal is RIPPPPPEDDDDD in this gladiator two footage holy shit
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1 year
my nerdy straight boyfriend is fascinated with this tweet from a linguistics perspective
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2 years
really glad to see this getting some real coverage bc everything surrounding this trial has been making me genuinely nauseous
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Variety
2 years
TikTok creators are using video or audio from Amber Heard’s wrenching testimony in the Johnny Depp trial to reenact it, dance to it or otherwise mock her.
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5 months
called about a breast reduction at this place with really incredible results and they told me it would cost $40,000
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5 months
“wouldn’t it be funny if we gave the mother mary a doggy door to represent her gaping post-birth pussy”
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9 months
jeremy allen white liking this is making me scream
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genuinely think jack and taylor have outgrown each other as collaborators. their work together is becoming stagnant and repetitive and they both tap into much fresher sounds when they work with other people.
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3 months
i’m so sorry but his outfit just pissed me off so bad like either get serious or get out of the photo
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Variety
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Timothée Chalamet and Zendaya at the London premiere of #Dune2 .
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6 months
in middle school when i watched the episode where he defends kurt after finn calls his lamp f*ggy, i cried so hard i gave myself a nosebleed and scared my mom
@raventbrunner
Raven Brunner
7 months
Glee did a lot of things wrong, but Burt Hummel is not on that list.
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2 years
grabbing my favorite hbomax shows under my arm and thrusting them at hbo, begging it to take them like i’m a father trying to get his kids off the titanic
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1 year
now THIS is intentional costuming….like this is really kinda genius 😭
@chasingbodies
ben dpdl 🪵🚆 #iwtvspoilers
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she's real af wearing a zara blazer on a private jet
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9 months
i feel like if i signed an nda i’d still tell a few people…..like just a few of the girls probably idk
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carey
3 years
men i do NOT wanna see you in shorts longer than this this summer. if you’re wearing long shorts please stay inside bc i don’t wish to perceive it!
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4 months
the first riverdale cast member has hit the criterion closet
@Criterion
Criterion Collection
4 months
A wonderful visit today from Charles Melton! ✨ You can see his latest performance in Todd Haynes's new film MAY DECEMBER, for which he won the @nyfcc award for Best Supporting Actor!
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4 months
the bear sweep locking barry out of awards in its final season (a little sad) vs locking out ted lasso (a public service)
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2 years
that episode was perhaps their worst ever…..nothing happened besides cal leaving and like yeah it was gorgeous but the editing and screenwriting was just a mess….and that ending was beautifully shot but actual complete nonsensical gibberish for the sake of being “artsy”
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carey
1 year
if a book has above a 4.0 average on goodreads it’s either an undisputed masterpiece or a piece of absolute hot wattpad garbage
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9 months
you know we live in a doomed society bc beyond it being generally insane that he made this movie at 26, i feel like you’d have to sell your soul to the devil for it to be physically possible to make a movie this big at that age today
@MlSSTWINPEAKS
ivy
9 months
a 27-year-old paul thomas anderson after a screening of boogie nights
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5 years
when i was 10 “as a joke” i used to catfish girls on club penguin into dating me by telling them i was a boy
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carey
11 months
no exactly he’s got that same su*c*dal boy swag….
@up2anth
twltter user
11 months
he will pick up what saul goodman, barry berkman and kendall roy left behind
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how it feels to be in the middle of an argument and suddenly realize you’re acting just like your father
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5 months
obsessed with how absolutely dog shit this looks
@PageSix
Page Six
5 months
Brad Pitt wears hand-painted $6K cashmere shirt for 60th birthday party
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@Variety
Variety
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Jeremy Allen White Recalls Group Body Shaving Session With ‘Iron Claw’ Co-Stars Zac Efron and Harris Dickinson: ‘We Looked Ridiculous’
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5 months
like yeah i’m sure you did feel moved at church today, you were watching a live rock concert with a laser show
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carey
8 months
@sonyashea3 her elaborating by being like “don’t worry he only said it bc i said it’s sad how we all lie to each other about our appearances so he decided to practice honesty by telling me i’m ugly” is so bleak
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carey
1 year
i always thought this shit was so crazy and then i watched veep this year and i was like oh, yeah….i see now
@icescinema
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11 months
i have questions but everyone looks insanely fucking hot so i’ll be sat regardless
@DiscussingFilm
DiscussingFilm
11 months
Zendaya, Josh O’Connor and Mike Faist star in the first trailer for Luca Guadagnino’s ‘CHALLENGERS’. The film releases on September 15 in theaters.
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the golden girls were in their 50s??? they shoulda been at the club
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2 years
nate listening to orville peck has me crying like he is not beating the gay allegations
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1 year
i gotta hand it to him, he’s really dedicated to being jeremy’s biggest hater. like this is some elite hating at this point. the spirit of logan roy is really in him.
@FilmUpdates
Film Updates
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Brian Cox says it’s “f-cking annoying” to be around Jeremy Strong’s Method acting: “[Jeremy] Strong is talented. He’s f-cking gifted. When you’ve got the gift, celebrate the gift. Go back to your trailer and have a hit of marijuana, you know?”
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10 months
devastating blow for straight people as one of society’s few equally hot heterosexual couples
@PopBase
Pop Base
10 months
Sofia Vergara and Joe Manganiello have separated after seven years of marriage, Page Six reports.
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11 months
the way the bear is kinda giving exactly what ted lasso tried and failed to be in terms of like, genuinely moving workplace found family dramedy…..to come back right after ted lasso ended and eat them up like that oooo i’d be embarrassed
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carey
6 months
the difference in where their legs reach is making me climb up my walls like i’m possessed
@giogiorubbish
gio 🤌🏻 CEO of nicholas as james bond
6 months
jacob elordi picking up barry keoghan’s cup cause he’s taller and doesn’t have to bend down as much killed me LMAO
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carey
11 months
we as a society have got to let the dreamers go
@SolaceCinema
Cinema Solace
11 months
Challengers / The Dreamers Luca Guadagnino lists Bernardo Bertolucci as one of his favorite filmmakers.
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carey
4 months
casting people actively struggling with addiction on your show about addiction and then not taking adequate care of them is so fucking diabolical
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2 years
it’s been a historically messy day
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2 years
this movie changed my life and i’m not joking
@DiscussingFilm
DiscussingFilm
2 years
15 years ago today, ‘THE SIMPSONS MOVIE’ released in theaters.
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just got to show someone this image who had never seen it before it was so beautiful
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carey
2 years
HE’S BACK?? like girl get your fucking dog, i’m crying 😭
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carey
2 years
somebody’s dog got loose on the amtrak like i was just minding my business and a pomeranian wearing overalls popped out from under the seat ???!>%€|\>
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“alright i see oppenheimer” is such a legendary way to a announce a best picture win lol
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carey
2 years
these replies…learning that a lot of y’all were not active on tumblr in 2015
@20daysofJune
20DaysofJune 🛸
2 years
If the Feeling Myself video wasn’t sacrificed for Tidal subscriptions, this moment would’ve broken YouTube
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carey
2 years
“art is supposed to be a conversation” sorry i didn’t realize an instagram caption was considered art now
@Variety
Variety
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Zoë Kravitz Regrets How She Called Out Will Smith’s Oscars Slap: ‘It’s a Scary Time to Have an Opinion’
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@brokebackstan
carey
10 months
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@kenklippenstein
Ken Klippenstein
10 months
Mitch McConnell inexplicably freezes during press conference, is quickly escorted away
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carey
5 months
what’s with all the faux-deep tumblr posts about jesus recently?
@jbcabret
Jb Cabret 🍉 BINI_Gesserit
5 months
Damn, this post delivered. Pun intended.
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carey
1 year
the siblings are being the cutest they’ve ever been which means something absolutely life shatteringly horrible is going to happen in the next 45 minutes
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@brokebackstan
carey
10 months
the nuance people on here often miss is that just bc the girl is old enough to be a consenting adult doesn’t mean the guy isn’t still a loser for dating her
@21metgala
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Matt Smith and Emma Laird outside a pub near his North London.
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