Alan Shearer @alanshearer Twitter profile

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Alan Shearer

@alanshearer

1 year

I have informed the BBC that I won’t be appearing on MOTD tomorrow night.

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Alan Shearer

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9 months

Come on Harry it’s time to go! 🤪

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Alan Shearer

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1 year

Fuck

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Alan Shearer

@alanshearer

2 years

. @ErlingHaaland 258 to go!!!! 🤣🤣

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@alanshearer

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🤣🤣🤣⚫️⚪️⚫️⚪️

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Alan Shearer

@alanshearer

3 years

Yesssssssss. We can dare to hope again 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 🙋🏼‍♂️⚫️⚪️⚫️⚪️⚫️⚪️ #NUFC

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Alan Shearer

@alanshearer

1 year

Germany are out of the #FIFAWorldCup in the group stage!!

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Alan Shearer

@alanshearer

9 months

You’re the best Harry. Good luck. You deserve success 🙏🏻

Harry Kane

@HKane

9 months

Been an incredible welcome for me and my family in Munich in the last 24 hours! Buzzing to have signed for such a massive club with an incredible history, can't wait to get started! #miasanmia

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Alan Shearer

@alanshearer

2 years

700th career club goal @Cristiano wowza 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 #EVEMUN

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Alan Shearer

@alanshearer

6 years

Congratulations @HKane on winning the golden boot. You can now spend the next 32 years bleating on about it like the last English person to do it has !!! @GaryLineker 🙋🏼‍♂️👏🏻🤣

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Alan Shearer

@alanshearer

2 years

5 mins injury time score in the 98th 🤐

Newcastle United FC

@NUFC

2 years

90' Goal Liverpool. [2-1] #LIVNEW // #NUFC

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Alan Shearer

@alanshearer

2 years

What a load of crap. #var #MUNARS

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Alan Shearer

@alanshearer

1 year

No!

Match of the Day

@BBCMOTD

1 year

Portugal are in front! Did you agree with the penalty decision? 🤔 #BBCFootball #BBCWorldCup

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Alan Shearer

@alanshearer

2 years

The Queen dedicated her life to the service of this country. For a boy from Newcastle it was an honour to be in her presence. Thank you Ma’am. For everything ❤️

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Alan Shearer

@alanshearer

1 year

Couldn’t have wanted it to go to a nicer guy. It’s only taken 28 years!!!! He’s the best 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

Gary Lineker

@GaryLineker

1 year

A Premier League record for @ErlingHaaland . 35 goals. That’s nuts. Thoughts are with @alanshearer at this difficult time.

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Alan Shearer

@alanshearer

4 months

Fuxking embarrassing

Ian Wright

@IanWright0

4 months

Would rather go down for a penalty than put the ball in an empty net! Seen it all!

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Alan Shearer

@alanshearer

1 year

😜😜🤣🤣🎅🏻🎅🏻🎅🏻⚫️⚪️⚫️⚪️

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Alan Shearer

@alanshearer

5 months

Do me a fucking favour man. What a load of shit. #VAR

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Alan Shearer

@alanshearer

6 years

You’ve had a magnificent 2017 @HKane . You deserve to hold the record of most @premierleague goals in a calendar year. Well done and keep up the good work. 👏🏻🙋🏼‍♂️

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Alan Shearer

@alanshearer

6 years

For all the @LFC fans currently hurling personal abuse at me, my wife and kids because I happen to disagree with your opinion about the penalty decision, you do know you won don't you? 🤔 PS So f**k off!

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Alan Shearer

@alanshearer

3 years

Very honoured to be named into the inaugural @premierleague hall of fame alongside the brilliant Thierry Henry. Thank you.

Premier League

@premierleague

3 years

Two centre-forwards, both gifted with natural skill and talent who have written their names in Premier League history We’re delighted to announce Alan Shearer and Thierry Henry as the first two inductees of the #PLHallOfFame

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Alan Shearer

@alanshearer

7 years

It's been lonely in this @premierleague 200 club. Welcome and congratulations @WayneRooney 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

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Alan Shearer

@alanshearer

2 years

I thinks he’s happy 🤣🤣🤣🤣 @IanWright0 #ARSTOT #MOTD

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Alan Shearer

@alanshearer

2 years

I work with you every week!! 👂🏻😛

Gary Lineker

@GaryLineker

2 years

A rare sighting of @alanshearer with the FA Cup.

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Alan Shearer

@alanshearer

6 years

Messi the best ever. Goals. Skill. Work rate. Attitude. An artist. #TOTBAR

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Alan Shearer

@alanshearer

5 years

A world class manager. A manager who performed so well in very difficult circumstances. A manager who understood the fans. Thanks and good luck @rafabenitezweb you were brilliant for the Toon. #SHAMBLES

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Alan Shearer

@alanshearer

3 years

England v Scotland. Wembley. Come on England 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🙋🏼‍♂️

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Alan Shearer

@alanshearer

3 years

You don’t need to say sorry. You were and are brilliant. 🔥🔥

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@BukayoSaka87

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Alan Shearer

@alanshearer

4 months

Kevin De Bruyne man. What a player 🤬🤬 #NEWMCI

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Alan Shearer

@alanshearer

2 years

#FACup @IanWright0 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Are you ok?

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Alan Shearer

@alanshearer

6 years

What position does he play?

The Chronicle

@ChronicleNUFC

6 years

NEW: #NUFC owner Mike Ashley buys House of Fraser for £90million.

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Alan Shearer

@alanshearer

6 years

Think it could be a long night!!! #itscominghome 🦁 🦁 🦁 @GaryLineker @rioferdy5 @J_Klinsmann @Baddiel @FrankOnTheRadio @Lightning_Seeds

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Alan Shearer

@alanshearer

1 year

Morning 💪🏻👊🏼

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Alan Shearer

@alanshearer

3 years

I know how tough it was for any manager at Newcastle for the last 14 years.I also know how badly Steve & his family wanted it to work. In difficult circumstances for everybody, he kept #NUFC up for two seasons. It’s a new era now, but thank you, Steve,for your effort & commitment

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Alan Shearer

@alanshearer

7 years

I did. I turned down ....Barcelona!

Sky Sports News

@SkySportsNews

7 years

. @RomeluLukaku9 completes his @manutd medical in LA and says: "Who would say no to the biggest club in the world?" #ssnhq

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Alan Shearer

@alanshearer

1 year

I’ve sat in the stand as a fan. I’ve sat in the studio as a pundit. I’ve watched in the pub tonight with my mates and you’re getting it all wrong VAR. It’s not what you told us.

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Alan Shearer

@alanshearer

2 years

Keep on f…. Diving you might get one eventually!!! ⚫️⚪️

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Alan Shearer

@alanshearer

7 years

So were Rooney, Cole, Lamps, Henry, Fowler, Owen..... 😂😂😂🙋🏼‍♂️

Premier League

@premierleague

7 years

Better watch out, @alanshearer ! @HKane is coming for you...

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Alan Shearer

@alanshearer

4 months

What a great dive that is 🤣🤣🤣 #LIVNEW

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Alan Shearer

@alanshearer

1 year

Congratulations @HKane passing the great Jimmy Greaves record at @SpursOfficial . Also @WayneRooney and I were wondering where you’ve been! Well done on joining the 200 @premierleague club. 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

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Alan Shearer

@alanshearer

3 years

No Mount. No Lukaku. No Werner. No Pulisic. No Kovacic. No problem for Chelsea. Battered Newcastle today. Nothing from the Toon at all. #NewChe

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Alan Shearer

@alanshearer

6 years

Congratulations @MoSalah on the new goal-scoring record. I enjoyed it while it lasted! 🙋🏼‍♂️ @premierleague #PLrecord

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Alan Shearer

@alanshearer

6 months

Well done Ref. You’re the man. #NEWARS

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Alan Shearer

@alanshearer

1 year

Telllll me maaaaa me maaaa we won’t be home for tea we’re going to Wembeeerrlleyyy ⚫️⚪️⚫️⚪️⚫️⚪️

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2 years

800th goal yes, the 800th of his career @Cristiano 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻😂😂😂👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻🤣🤣🤣 #MANARS

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Alan Shearer

@alanshearer

2 years

Happy retirement legend. What an incredible player. Stay well. @aguerosergiokun 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

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Alan Shearer

@alanshearer

1 year

Well done Arsenal. Best team won on the day. Newcastle didn’t take their chances when they had them, Arsenal did. Solid away performance from them. #NEWARS

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Alan Shearer

@alanshearer

9 years

Be warned. Any abuse and I'll come round and give you Newcastle tickets!

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Alan Shearer

@alanshearer

6 years

I thought that was your phone in your pocket!!?😳

Gary Lineker

@GaryLineker

6 years

I may have been even more exuberant. It’s the first time I’ve hugged @alanshearer and I liked it more than I’m comfortable with.

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Alan Shearer

@alanshearer

7 months

As days and nights go that’s a f——— Belta 🤣🤣👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻🖤🤍🖤🤍 hangover coming!!! What a performance man. @ChampionsLeague #NEWPSG

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Alan Shearer

@alanshearer

5 years

Yes Michael, we thought that also, whilst on £120k a week..... @nufc

Mirror Football

@MirrorFootball

5 years

"I don’t need to justify myself to f****** Newcastle fans" Michael Owen opens up on Magpies spell and why he still regrets transfer

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Alan Shearer

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1 year

Champions league anybody 🤪 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻🖤🤍🖤🤍🖤👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻❤️❤️

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Alan Shearer

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5 years

NEVER! I couldn’t stand them then and I can’t stand them now!!! 🤣🤣🤣

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Alan Shearer

@alanshearer

4 years

Congrats @aguerosergiokun A special day for a special player 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

Premier League

@premierleague

4 years

It's been a special day for Sergio Aguero 🙌

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Alan Shearer

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3 years

What a magnificent performance and result @England Be very very proud lads. Well done Gareth. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 #EURO2020 #ENGUKR

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Alan Shearer

@alanshearer

2 years

Are you sure you were watching the same game as I was?

Statman Dave

@StatmanDave

2 years

In the first half vs Newcastle, Fred ranked first or joint-first among players on the pitch for: 🔺successful passes (33) 🔺ball recoveries (7) 🔺chances created (2) A first half of few positives. 😤

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1 year

Hellllooooo @IanWright0 !! @premierleague tv today with @julesbreach and Wrighty!!!

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Alan Shearer

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2 years

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cants

@cantseyy

2 years

What if Shearer turned up one week with a full head of hair and refused to admit he used to be bald. Is there a plan in place for that?

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Yessssssssssssssssssss @NUFC Toon Toon ⚫️⚪️army Toon Toon ⚫️⚪️army Toon Toon ⚫️⚪️army. Rafa Rafa Rafael 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 🙋🏼‍♂️🙋🏼‍♂️🙋🏼‍♂️ #NEWMUN

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Alan Shearer

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5 years

A @SunderlandAFC fan next to me on the plane back to Newcastle and says as if my day couldn’t get any worse!!! I said what was the score? He said we got beaten. Ah well i said, I saw it on Netflix I knew you were shit!!!

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Alan Shearer

@alanshearer

6 years

FFS @neymarjr man. STOP IT. We are fed up of it. #BrazilvsMexico

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Alan Shearer

@alanshearer

6 years

It wants to come home! Come on @England 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿. Good luck boys.

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Alan Shearer

@alanshearer

1 year

RIP legend. You made the game beautiful. You were an absolute superstar. 🙏🏻

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Alan Shearer

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1 year

RIP Gianluca Vialli. What a lovely lovely man and a wonderful player he was.🙏🏻

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Alan Shearer

@alanshearer

6 years

Well that’s the closest I’ve been to swearing on live TV! What I really wanted to say is that VAR is complete and utter bollocks!!🤣🤣 #IranPortugal #VAR #RussiaWorldCup2018

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Alan Shearer

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1 year

Get the f… in @NUFC another very impressive performance, making Chelsea look very very average. 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻⚫️⚪️⚫️⚪️

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Alan Shearer

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5 years

⚫️⚪️⚫️⚪️⚫️⚪️⚫️⚪️⚫️⚪️⚫️⚪️⚫️⚪️⚫️⚪️⚫️⚪️⚫️⚪️⚫️⚪️⚫️⚪️⚫️⚪️ TOON TOON a brilliant result and performance @NUFC 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 #NEWMCI

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Alan Shearer

@alanshearer

3 years

Been out all day. Anything happening? 🧐

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Alan Shearer

@alanshearer

6 years

Happy birthday son @Will__NE 🙋🏼‍♂️

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Alan Shearer

@alanshearer

3 years

Wow. Messi 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 #PSGMCI

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Alan Shearer

@alanshearer

1 year

Have you ever seen a Mackem in Milan? 🖤🤍🤪😎

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Alan Shearer

@alanshearer

3 months

Ah man what a f——- night that was. In the away end for the first time since 1985. I bloody loved it. TOON TOON 🖤🤍

Newcastle United FC

@NUFC

3 months

"Heyyyy, Alan Shearer!" 🙋‍♂️ A familiar face was in the away end tonight. 🤝

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Alan Shearer

@alanshearer

6 years

Hold your head up high. You were brilliant.

Harry Maguire

@HarryMaguire93

6 years

Devastated. Absolutely gutted. Thanks to the fans for your incredible support. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🦁❤️

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Alan Shearer

@alanshearer

1 year

Danny needs to change his ringtone!! 👀🤣👀🤣

Gary Lineker

@GaryLineker

1 year

Well, we found this taped to the back of the set. As sabotage goes it was quite amusing. 😂😂😂

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Alan Shearer

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3 years

What a night. What a performance again @England Bloody brilliant man. @wembleystadium was rocking. One to go 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

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Alan Shearer

@alanshearer

2 years

Brunooooooo you f……. beauty 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 @brunoog97 ⚫️⚪️⚫️⚪️⚫️⚪️⚫️ #NEWLEI

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Alan Shearer

@alanshearer

4 years

A clean sheet and 3 points and goals for @CallumWilson and @JeffHendrick92 . A brilliant start for the toon @NUFC ⚫️⚪️⚫️⚪️👏🏻👏🏻

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Alan Shearer

@alanshearer

1 year

2 decent sides. A missed pen. Fine margins. Shit happens. Well done France. #ENGFRA

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Alan Shearer

@alanshearer

1 year

3 Geordies who did ok!!

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Alan Shearer

@alanshearer

6 years

Match day! Come on England! Anyone else excited! 🙋🏼‍♂️

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Alan Shearer

@alanshearer

6 years

Lukaku - Strength. Power. Pace. Brilliant! He's unplayable tonight! #BRABEL

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Alan Shearer

@alanshearer

2 years

Brrruuuuunnnooooo you f…… beauty 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 ⚫️⚪️⚫️⚪️ #NEWARS

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Alan Shearer

@alanshearer

6 months

What was ?

Gary Lineker

@GaryLineker

6 months

Mikel Arteta having a proper rant post match, “It’s embarrassing. It’s a disgrace.”

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Alan Shearer

@alanshearer

1 year

What a pile of shit the hand ball law is. #pathetic #MCIRBL

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Alan Shearer

@alanshearer

3 years

Wow. What a fight that was @Tyson_Fury 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 #TysonWilder3

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Alan Shearer

@alanshearer

3 months

What an incredible player @MoSalah is 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 #BRELIV

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Alan Shearer

@alanshearer

1 year

Could/Should have been 7-0!! 🤣🤣🤣 oh I’ve cheered up 🤣🤣🤣🤣 🖤🤍🖤🤍 #NEWMUN

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Alan Shearer

@alanshearer

2 months

Arsenal brilliant. Newcastle shambolic. #ARSNEW

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Alan Shearer

@alanshearer

5 years

The last club accounts tell you they are over £140 million in debt!!🤔

Rio Ferdinand

@rioferdy5

5 years

@NUFC fans good morning to you all!! Ya clubs turning a profit, no debt, oh & playing in the PL! Terrible!

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Alan Shearer

@alanshearer

2 years

Oh my word Brunnnoooo @brunoog97 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

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Alan Shearer

@alanshearer

2 years

Congratulations and welcome to the Toon @trippier2 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻🤍🖤🤍🤍

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Alan Shearer

@alanshearer

1 year

Well done Villa. Brilliant today. Not many teams have done this to Newcastle. They have battered them from start to finish and been better in every position. #AVLNEW

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Alan Shearer

@alanshearer

6 years

What a magnificent job Rafa has done this season. Had the players organised and committed. Well done @NUFC today the best team won. 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 #NEWARS @premierleague

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Alan Shearer

@alanshearer

5 months

Only one United wanted and deserved to win that . Toon Toon black and white armyyyyyy. Battered them from start to finish. #NEWMUN

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Alan Shearer

@alanshearer

6 years

On behalf of me and my teammates at the time, we apologise @jjenas8 for not being up to your level when you returned from England games!!?🤣🤣

Football on TNT Sports

@footballontnt

6 years

"I didn't achieve what I set out to achieve." "I don't blame anybody, I look at myself, I do live with regrets..." An open and brutally honest @jjenas8 discusses his career. #PLTonight

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Alan Shearer

@alanshearer

5 months

Extremely sad news the great Terry Venables has passed away. RIP Boss. I owe you so much. You were amazing. 🙏🏻🥲 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 ❤️

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Alan Shearer

@alanshearer

6 years

🙋🏼‍♂🙋🏼‍♂🙋🏼‍♂🙋🏼‍♂🙋🏼‍♂🙋🏼‍♂🙋🏼‍♂🙋🏼‍♂🙋🏼‍♂🙋🏼‍♂🙋🏼‍♂🙋🏼‍♂🙋🏼‍♂🙋🏼‍♂🙋🏼‍♂🙋🏼‍♂🙋🏼‍♂🙋🏼‍♂🙋🏼‍♂🙋🏼‍♂🙋🏼‍♂🙋🏼‍♂🙋🏼‍♂🙋🏼‍♂🙋🏼‍♂🙋🏼‍♂🙋🏼‍♂🙋🏼‍♂🙋🏼‍♂🙋🏼‍♂🙋🏼‍♂🙋🏼‍♂🙋🏼‍♂🙋🏼‍♂🙋🏼‍♂🙋🏼‍♂ Congratulations @HKane !

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Alan Shearer

@alanshearer

2 years

That was a cracking atmosphere and a very good performance from @NUFC against a very average @ManUtd team tonight. #NEWMUN

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Alan Shearer

@alanshearer