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george

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just bought a house at 16, what are you doing?

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guys will see shit like this and be like hell yeah

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what do MEN write in the notes app?!?! 😳

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frantically looking for celebrities who died on the same day another one was born to make one of those welcome back things

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could lowkey chill here for a while. stick some beanbags in

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This is what the interior of a Boeing 787 looks like before the seats are installed.

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george

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Incredibly strange deal

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These days if you let your phone die they'll arrest you and throw you in jail

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2 months

One funny minor cultural development i've noticed is that Chicken Kievs are gradually shifting to being Chicken Kyivs ever since the ukraine war started

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george

@gmbarnard22

2 months

IT HAD THE CHARITY LOGO ON THE ROOF

Sky News Breaking

@SkyNewsBreak

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Israeli military says the seven aid workers killed in an airstrike were mistaken for Hamas terrorists following a "misidentification" of the vehicles by the IDF For more on this and other news visit

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@danstille knowing twitter it won’t be long until rosie sees this

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Yeah that's mint i'll eat that

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Don't get many bank robberies these days, a good old fashioned crime. Even better that it's in herts

London & UK Street News

@CrimeLdn

1 month

A bank robbery in Sawbridgeworth Hertfordshire this morning

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george

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3 months

going for tapas (spoons small plates deal)

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george

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2 months

guarantee someone will stick this on a flagpole at glasto

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are flag

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i think the uk has a market gap with places that you can stay for a few hours overnight. need a place where you can book a capsule or even just a cubicle w a chair open 24/7 like japan does, charged by the hour, just so that if you miss the last train out you have somewhere to go

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george

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2 years

Jeff Crump moment

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why was june so hot and july way too cold and wet so far. not how summer is supposed to work

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george

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4 months

ibuprofen delicious paracetamol not

billy

@billydyson_

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do ibuprofen and paracetamol do different things or do you just have to pick a side

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george

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2 months

Factually incorrect

Conservatives

@Conservatives

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There’s only one St George’s cross 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

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@murphtothesky Well yeah that's what i said

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george

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2 years

fuck rex orange county for presenting himself as a ‘nice guy’ and then doing that

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My extensive 2024 predictions list

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This water has not been touched since David Cameron was in office. Wonder what sort of disease i’ll unleash by opening it

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@gmbarnard22

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Just found this Euro 2016 coke bottle on my shelf that i filled up with water when i was 11 for some reason and haven’t opened since. Great

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there being 2 queues for the 1975 and a resulting argument about who's the legitimate queue is one of the funniest possible outcomes of this saga

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just found the hardest f1 car ever

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I’m on the bussy bus 😭😭😭😭😭

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george

@gmbarnard22

2 months

do you think sabrina carpenter knows what luton is

BBC Radio 1

@BBCR1

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We'll be closing out #BigWeekend Luton with a headline performance from @coldplay on Sunday 26th May! ✨ For more details and info on tickets, visit

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george

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It's not a bloody snap election it's a regular election

Politics UK

@PolitlcsUK

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🚨 BREAKING: RISHI SUNAK OFFICIALLY CALLS A SNAP ELECTION FOR 4 JULY "Now is the moment for Britain to choose its future"

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5 months

this looks like it could be an advert for a bank circa 2009

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LIFE COULD BE A DREAM

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3 years

(disclaimer: this is not my house)

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@gmbarnard22

5 months

I feel like as soon as you get to know a good handful of people from various cities it turns out basically anyone around my age in the entire uk is only, like, 2 people max away from knowing someone you know

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very interested to see what apple music's #1 album ever is. guaranteed to piss off as many people as possible

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Yes, you won the auction. Congratulations.

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why is it so sarcastic 😭

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george

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2 months

not as much as the person responsible for keeping the national rail app up to date

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Whoever was paid to make the Boots Website absolutely STOLE a living.

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@gmbarnard22

4 months

what happens when they have to add a new year? do they all shuffle down one or do they keep continually adding more steps making the building taller and taller each year

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mandatory king tuts stairs pic 🔥🔥🔥

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@gmbarnard22

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r&l ringing up the 1975

The Rock Revival

@TheRockRevival_

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The 1975 will replace Lewis Capaldi as a @OfficialRandL headliner 🎤

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@gmbarnard22

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looking at albania on flight radar to see if there's any sign of david cameron booking it back to london asap and there's this plane with a uk police (??) callsign but it's just a wizz air plane??? have the foreign office just requisitioned a budget airline's plane to get back 😭

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@benloves_roblox @anobrainavery

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george

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Pretty sure it's 2nd january everywhere mate not just scotland

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@internetdepths

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george

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im bored of queuing discourse now but 10 people in a queue already for a gig not today, not tomorrow, not the day after that but 3 days from now is actually ridiculous

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@advertisedtwit

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2 years

selling 1 arctic monkeys london standing ticket for 30 sheep, 8 cows and 12 acres of land

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george

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3 months

Really really annoying when you get a ticket for a long train journey but then the barriers are open at both ends AND it doesn't get checked on the train. Could have just done liverpool to london for free

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i think there actually needs to be regulation on this sort of thing because what on earth

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maybe it’s a panic at the disco situation and van mccann is the only member

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@OfficialRandL

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HEADLINING READING & LEEDS 2024 @thebottlemen 🤯🚨

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it is sad how apps like vinted and airbnb are great for a few years but then inevitably get ruined by people being cheeky and taking the piss

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He's coming for tea

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Tippi Heddren

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george

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I think autism is becoming a buzzword. Not everyone has autism. Why has it become a substitute for 'awkward'

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Why do the worst people u know all own one of these

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ah yeah i'll post that on christmas how lovely

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wtf kind of venue is this why are you at a gig at an abandoned office

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Tht one dude who whips out his DS at a show for attention

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if you don't turn up for morning registration you WILL be given a detention 😡😡

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@_itschloelouise

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Information about The 1975 Manchester Night 1 camping. @the1975_thteam @The1975_Tour #the1975 #queue #camping

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americans yearn for inches cider

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if a pub quiz has a screen with the leaderboard / involves an app it's not a proper pub quiz

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not for much longer by the looks of it

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Our May calendar is looking👌

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if i was in a band like inhaler and my fanbase changed like theirs has i think i’d just stop touring. imagine how tiring it must be

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Train to leeds cancelled what a wonderful start to the day 🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗

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songs with the greatest intros ever? obviously money for nothing is #1 but im making a playlist

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just learned that the phrase 'getting jiggy' means sex. i have been using it as a synonym for groovin, cool, rockin, vibing et cetera. heartbroken

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Nirvana UK and UK Foo Fighters are the laziest tribute bands names ever

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blossoms pretending they’re a new wave band from the 80s

annie!

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NO FUCKING WAYYY HOLY SHITTTTTTT

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wtf are you on about you literally were the exact generation to know how to type on a computer 😭

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. @billieeilish on using the computer: "I never learned to type because I wasn’t that generation, and now I regret it." 🔗

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not that they aren't posh but this is surely just for the aesthetic, for the act. they might have gone private school but i don't think they drink 250 year old wine on the regular

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enjoying the last dinner party’s favourite meals. when i was in my 20s i liked fray bentos and those mini value strawberry cheesecakes they sold in tesco for 32p

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everyone saying this is good but i would never pick one without a window sorry. i am an observer. a gazer. i like to appreciate the natural beauty of the land as we coast on last

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I don’t know how this could be considered an acceptable seat in any class!

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george

@gmbarnard22

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this is cool every airline should do this. in fact every mode of transport should do this. i would collect every train card in the UK

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fyi if you ask the pilot on a delta flight, they usually have trading cards for the plane they're flying

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sam fender is 27???? i thought he was like 22/23

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self care: unfollowing everyone who posts a story of them skiing

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zero clue what aesthetic they're going for here

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Tomorrow. 6:30pm, @BBCR1 .

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AM is ON

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Not to get all 🤓 but it irrationally pisses me off when people get basic sayings wrong. Like saying 'can't be asked'. It's arsed. How did the K sound even slip in there

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just found out they don't make these anymore i'm heartbroken

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@FastestPitStop bring back toro rosso please 🙏🙏🙏

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I get not being that into jazz but i don’t understand how anyone can actively dislike it. It’s just there and it’s cool and groovy and nice

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What do you guys think is the best mainstream pop song ever. For me probably about you now by sugababes or teenage dream by katy perry

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@gmbarnard22

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@FastestPitStop It wasn’t that bad why are they acting like they came last

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no this is brilliant

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@ROUNDTHEBEND__ Horrific entry

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Free my guy

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this old tube train... great vibes. make the walls colourful again i say

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my brother's just said 'i'd love to learn how to pickpocket. not in an illegal way just in a showy offy way'

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@depthsofwiki this has maybe the lowest words to sections ratio of any wikipedia page i’ve seen

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controlling a submarine with this

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they did it. they made all points east for 15 year olds. all points tiktok

Uber One presents All Points East

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. @mitskileaks is making her festival headline debut in London this summer at Uber One presents All Points East! Joining her is an incredible lineup including @beabad00bee , @tvgirlz , #EthelCain , @arloparks , @sirchloe_ , @wasia_project , @Infinityssong , #Wisp , @towabirdd ,

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It's funny bc when you're young you think piccadilly circus is like the equivalent of times square bc it kind of used to be and then you go there and it's just a bit disappointing

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Why did they make it worse

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Your days are numbered

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george

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i'm going to open a gimmick bar in the northern quarter with the gimmick being it's a normal bar

Manchester’s Finest

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A Californian surf & skate-inspired bar has just opened in NQ. 🌊🏄‍♂️ Get your knackered pair of Vans and your long, flowing surf hair ready… the NQ has a new bar inspired by the halcyon days of skating and surfing.

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and u don't have to spend loads booking a hotel room for the entire night when u only need a few hours

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@MelanieArtigo @GuyLabour

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We are. In the UK it would be illegal.

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gig and concert are mostly interchangeable but gig is small venues. pubs clubs etc. usually no barrier. concerts are in much bigger places, theatres arenas etc. Not sure where the changeover point is though