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@Xhakaed

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Funny, occasionally. Outside, regularly. Law, crypto and @Arsenal . 🇩🇲.

United Kingdom
Joined November 2011
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@Xhakaed
notbri.sol
6 months
Sorry to the menfolk.
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bash
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trust men or have a pretty face
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4 years
Corona is a timely reminder of how obscene the wealth of the royal family is. The queen is moving to Windsor Castle because of the virus and leaving Buckingham Palace empty. A ‘house’ with 775 rooms. People are sleeping on the streets.
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4 years
“Working class people going to work because they won’t get paid otherwise”
@TheSun
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Londoners continue to travel despite second lockdown coming into effect
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3 years
There is seriously something wrong with our generation and I am not kidding. How can you be dancing on an ambulance and there’s people dying bro???????
@LMFireSystems1
Redneck Azn
3 years
Punks are keeping security from reaching injured and unconscious peeps #Ambulance #ASTROWORLDFest #AstroWorld
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6 months
Again. The difference in language.
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BBC News (World)
7 months
Dozens reported killed in explosion in northern Gaza refugee camp
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2 years
They’re now selling deodorant with concealer and I just want to know how many more things people are going to force women to be insecure about?????
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3 years
Tell Cersei. I want her to know it was me.
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7 months
May he twist and turn like a doner kebab even
@Ostrov_A
Arsen Ostrovsky 🎗️
7 months
This isn’t a pro-Palestinian rally in London now, it’s a pro-Hamas rally. Churchill is probably rolling in his grave.
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2 years
I have tears running down my face😭
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2 years
Drake is always in women’s business. Real Housewife of Toronto.
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7 years
He looks like Kodak Black's intellectual cousin, Canon Noir
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@Xhakaed
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6 months
Why are they tweeting like Fabrizio on deadline day LOOOOOOL
@Conservatives
Conservatives
6 months
🚨 HERE WE GO Today @RishiSunak strengthens his team in Government to deliver long-term decisions for a brighter future. Stay tuned for the latest.
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2 years
The U.K. rn is basically generational wealth or die
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4 years
Two recessions before I’ve turned 23, this life is something
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3 years
None of these MPs are gonna spend Christmas in London btw loooool
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6 years
Every day I remember why the Americans can’t have NHS
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6 years
This whole video is HILARIOUS LOOOOOOL
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3 years
Why would anyone do this LOOOOOOL
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1 year
Batman couldn’t get this info outta me
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4 years
Meghan Markle called troublemaker. Apparently has a bad attitude. Paul Pogba called troublemaker. Apparently has a bad attitude. Raheem Sterling called troublemaker. Apparently has a bad attitude. Nobody accusing them knows them personally. Do you see the point?
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5 years
This buffalo’s testimony in buffalo church is gonna be nuts
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... WOW 👏👏👏
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3 years
This reminds me of when Marcus Rashford wanted to feed the kids and people were asking why don’t low income people just grow their own veg. 100+ days for 2 peppers.
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3 years
And so he would’ve taxed himself too. See how that works?
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7 years
Black Beatles is CANCELLED.
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5 years
Nobody: Terry Crews:
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4 years
Tweets like this remind me I must have at least 2 bouncers at my wedding
@ohmondieuloic
OURA VERONIQUE STAN ACCOUNT
4 years
Can we normalisé wearing jeans to people’s weddings
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2 years
I am a ‘everyone should be paid more’ person tbh. Bring back when you could go on a family holiday every summer. That’s the standard of living I want for people
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7 years
And the internet came up with anti-Theresa May memes for free lmaoooo what an L
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7 years
Only real ones know how savage Janine was.
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Attitude Magazine
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Who is the most iconic TV bitch of all time?
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5 months
Zara are not being fr. How am I supposed to see the jeans when the model is wearing them as a scarf?
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10 months
ATTENZIONE PICKPOCKET #LoveIsland
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3 years
This actually made me scream, the jig is UP!😭
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3 years
A reminder that during the time he spent £800p/w on takeaways, his government gave children this to last a week:
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@Trickyjabs
Matt Thomas
3 years
So, it's been revealed that Boris Johnson spends on average £800 a week on takeaways. Staggeringly, that's more than the wages of 75% of the UK adult population.
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5 years
Maura WISHES. Our good sis Megan didn’t even have to do HALF of the higgi she just did to turn heads.
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MEL🩷
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6 years
Ryanair have apparently been DMing people to take this down. Instead of moving the RACIST man, they moved the old lady. I WILL NEVER USE THIS AIRLINE.
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9 months
Every time I see iggy azalea rapping I remember this and laugh.
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ONSET.
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damn iggy azalea just made her return to music 👀
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10 months
This is so disgraceful. Call me what you like but this type of vulgarity is scary, why isn’t she embarrassed?
@sukihanagoat
Suki WITH THE GOOD COOCHIE
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Suki takes London 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧
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2 years
This is still top 1 performance reactions ever #LoveIsland
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3 years
It should not be right that a London-Paris return is cheaper than a London-Manchester return. No way.
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5 years
I love this guy man
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3 years
We need someone to pull Liberty and Kaz aside and have the same energy as Maura 😭 #LoveIsland
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2 years
Has anyone noticed how scarily warm it is?
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Whoever was paid to make the Boots Website absolutely STOLE a living.
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@Xhakaed
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5 years
You have a habit of dragging black women into things that have nothing to do with us. It was a white woman that wrote that first tweet. You are a racist.
@piersmorgan
Piers Morgan
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The penis has 8,000 nerve endings too, but if I said 'it still isn’t as sensitive as a black woman on the Internet' - I'd be banned from Twitter & fired for racist toxic masculinity. Why is racist toxic feminism - like this tweet below - any more acceptable?
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4 years
I forgive absolutely nobody that voted Tory in December. The scale of incompetence we have experienced, which was ENTIRELY foreseeable, is making me sick.
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3 years
A bedlivingkitchen for 800 grand? London is BROKEN
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6 years
Everything African is wakanda to Americans init
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2 years
????😭😭😭
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4 years
Twitter is the current king of toxicity anyway. From when that person tweeted their plane ticket and someone cancelled the flight I knew this place was full of wickedness😭
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1 year
Me getting my degree
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@parisandior
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go get that fucking degree, girl🎧✨📁
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2 years
I pay £44 a month for sports on Sky. There are 10 Sky Sports channels and 4 BT Sports channels but I can only watch ONE premier league match this afternoon. Is this something that is making sense?
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2 years
Sharing London with non Londoners is not fair. They walk with 0 speed/sense of purpose and stand in the most ridiculous places.
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4 years
LOOOL Boris Johnson STILL has more kids than Future I’m on the FLOOR
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4 years
You could give me 100 guesses and I could never tell you what song was playing before I opened this
@ahkzclarke
Axe 🇧🇧
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I was so angry this day.
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Also have a bombastic side eye for Ella because I’d find that behaviour the biggest turn off ever #LoveIsland
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4 years
But yet Cuba are sending doctors EVERYWHERE to help. America is EVIL.
@bellybeastcuba
Belly of the Beast
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BREAKING: Cuba was unable to receive a plane with medical supplies and aid from China on March 31 because of the U.S. blockade. The resources were sent by the Chinese entrepreneur and philanthropist Jack Ma.
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4 years
All lives matter though right
@YouGov
YouGov
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Almost half of Britons (49%) say they have little (22%) to no sympathy (27%) for the migrants who have been crossing the channel from France to England
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Deliver me from the hell that is Americans talking about football on tiktok PLEASE😭
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3 years
Resellers ruin everything. Live events, shoes, vinyl records, they even have people reselling H&M and Zara on eBay. It’s actually enough now.
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3 years
No guys I am in tears wtf😭
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If I ran instead of her in that race we would’ve finished same place
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They removed the £20 Universal Credit uplift just before the cold weather, and now we’re hearing gas prices might go up by 35% this winter. How many more images do we have to see of families sleeping in winter coats and hats before we realise how terrible this is?
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Clarisse going on her U.K. tour telling everyone how Tyler would’ve picked her. Meanwhile, Kaz and Tyler: #LoveIsland
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Clubhouse and Twitter spaces have set the diaspora back at least 20 years and I'm not kidding.
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3 years
It was insensitive for the whole U.K. media to collectively bully a pregnant woman so badly, that her and her husband had to leave the country for their safety. That didn’t stop y’all though.
@JeremyVineOn5
Jeremy Vine On 5
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Is it insensitive to broadcast Harry and Meghan's tell-all interview? It's due to air on Monday and critics say it should be postponed while Prince Philip remains in hospital. Are they right - or should we just leave the Sussexes alone? #JeremyVine
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Things like this confirm to me I couldn’t be an MP. Because I would ask her if she wants to hear real shouting.
@sigmalphabet
Samayya
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Zarah quotes the Prime Minister’s own racist words, and the Minister tells her to lower her tone and accuses her of shouting at her? What a world we live in.
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10 months
This is ridiculously unhinged, he could’ve killed them?
@LeonSimons8
Leon Simons
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Please don't kill peaceful protesters for blocking your vehicle! You don't have to stay calm, but assault is illegal. Protesters don't like that they have to do this either. But they are desperate because nothing really worked the past 40 years.
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Fish and chips slander will never bang because it actually slaps looool
@PorkRollLover
type shit LFGR
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This is your main cuisine please SHUT UP
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3 years
In a nutshell:
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Every black person has been to see the GP or gone to the hospital once for something and basically not had the doctor believe them/believe how bad they’re saying they’re in pain. Either that or you know someone that has.
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2 years
Laca thee stallion dropped and 7 goals scored in 2. I’ll let you do the maths.
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4 years
Sometime this week, I’m gonna do the gcse paper that I sat 7 years ago and see what grade I get 💀
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I’m not saying that funky house would’ve prevented COVID…but when we had the swine flu skank, the pandemic didn’t last this long. Do with that information what you will.
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3 years
????????😭😭😭😭😭
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That’s mad. You lot can call an alleged homophobe an England hero, but Raheem Sterling breathes and you’re ready to make him out to be a murderer. Britain isn’t racist tho
@DailyMirror
The Mirror
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Tomorrow's front page: Too much sleep is deadly #tomorrowspaperstoday
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4 years
When you haven’t defrosted the meat yet and you can see your mum coming to the front door
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7 years
Your favourite American rapper could NEVER. Don't @ me. Made stabbing sound like a love song.
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@m1897
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3 years
What’s the Super League anthem gonna be? Go.
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I love seeing black people interact with their dogs bc 😭
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6 years
*An Aunty somewhere sees this picture and the challenge behind it* *the next day on whatsapp* “BROTHERS AND SISTERS, PLEASE SHARE WITH YOUR LOVED ONES. BEWARE OF YOUR CHILDREN FOLLOWING THIS HAND SIGNAL.....”
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2 years
Private school for 15 years and left without the ability to make reasoned arguments, what a shame.
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1 year
This is gonna sound so dumb but I keep forgetting Rishi Sunak is prime minister. Everyone is on strike at the same time and I’ve legit not heard a peep from him. Is it just that I’m not keeping up with the news or?
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I refuse to believe that THIS woman failed at camp.
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7 years
You're an Arsenal fan and you're asking why anyone would need to pray at half time?
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4 years
We have made ZERO progress since March. We’re gonna be living like this until 2022
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Guys I am still crying😭
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Tyrique saying Zach has license to get to know every girl because Molly won’t see it tells me exactly what he will be doing come Casa Amor 💀 #LoveIsland
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3 years
I can’t believe it was the affair and not the 100,000 dead that did it. My word.
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5 years
Old brick houses and no air con, little to no breeze and hella car fumes, should I go on?
@BBCNews
BBC News (UK)
5 years
Why do Britons find it so hard to cope in a heatwave? 🥵
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4 years
If you don’t like him why does it matter where he has the chat? Leanne pls
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2 years
A bit late to realise this but…they have police posted outside Downing Street all the time. So the police were just standing there, ignoring the law and providing free security for illegal parties???
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3 years
Jamie Vardy legacy bigger than Harry Kane’s confirmed
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3 years
The one anti-vax argument that takes me out is: ‘They developed it too quickly, vaccine x from 60 years ago took 20 years’ Do you know what computers looked like 60 years ago? How can you find it reasonable that every aspect of technology has advanced except vaccine science?😭
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notbri.sol
4 years
For someone that is tweeting from a phone that has been made of materials such as cobalt that come from highly exploitative practices, it comes with huge irony that you’re criticising Rapman about his jacket.
@buddhaboy74
Brett Allan
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@RealRapman For someone that likes to wear the fur of tortured animals @canadagoose it comes with huge irony that you like to preach about 'peace and love' #CanadaGoosekills #Rapman #BlueStory
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4 years
We gotta all start bumping train like this in protest:
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4 months
When I hold my phone in central I grip it like this these days sorry, taking no chances
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@tammymontero
tamilore.
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LONDON is NOT SAFE! Someone literally got their phone stolen in front of me around liverpool street! MIND YOU….the people that stole it were on bikes in DELIVEROO UNIFORM!!
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3 years
Top 4 villains for me
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