certified california junior ranger (she/her). stupid sense of humor but interesting takes. Frodo Baggins stan account. tip jar open IG
@itssarahdutcher
people be like “if you left california you can save $400 on rent and live 13+ hours from the ocean and you know no one here and you can’t easily find your favorite food or do your hobbies and the politicians are more actively trying to kill you”
people in the quote tweets acting like I haven’t seriously considered living in 15 different cities or that I haven’t spent weeks and weeks traveling in different states and assume I think their town is a shithole just because it’s not my personal preference 😂 very sensitive
@Brittymigs
I read a story about a girl who pretended to not know what harvard is. She asked guys bragging about it if it’s the local community college
@nickykens
i waited to have sex until marriage and it was... fine. i was, however, pleasantly surprised to find out that sex can be more than fine after the divorce
@kellyblaus
two months i finally got the courage to ask someone what this meme means, like what is he doing to em. i cannot describe the disappointment i felt when i learned that the joke is “nothing. he’s not doing anything to em and that’s why it’s funny.” like omg wtf
@bestinsio
to me it’s the opposite. like you’re wearing pants? why are you hiding your legs? what’s so embarrassing about your legs that you’re hiding them
i became pro-palestine in 10th grade, when i read an article about the IDF shooting at kids my age whose weapons were rocks. i decided if someone is shooting at someone else who doesn’t have a gun, the person with the gun is unethical. that philosophy has served me well
@perfectsweeties
as a longtime department trainer, please know that as long as you aren’t fucking annoying, we are SO proud of you, and you’re doing really well
@lemonsproda
the way poor people buy fast fashion is not comparable to influencers or whoever says they only wear outfits twice. i have piece of “fast fashion” from 10 years ago! i buy something and i make it last
@cottoncandaddy
why do family members of cops act like they didn’t sign up for this shit? if you didn’t want to be married to a cop, don’t marry a cop? Also just don’t marry cops
@aceofcase1
@ivanajokealot
They need to start making depression commercials more specific. Separate ones for apartment depression vs my backyard didn’t solve my problems depression
@krogerbrandfaye
i have a joke about oral that lasts 45+ minutes and a man (who’s my friend so it wasn’t weird) told me “ya know, if they know what they’re doing, they wouldn’t need 45 minutes.” i was just like 🙁 bc if you know what you’re doing, it’s good the whole time
@impossiblyeve
for real does anyone else remember when netflix first released the new arrested development and they had categories that each of the characters would like (without specifically saying which was whose) and buster’s were all movies about juice lmao
@itszaeok
how is this not easily ed sheeran? all of his songs are either shape of you or thinking out loud. he only has two settings and both involve the worst voice on modern radio
@KarenBDougherty
@msmandypandy
I think there’s a difference between red flag (warning) and a dealbreaker (immediate stop) but there are a lot of red flags and a lot of dealbreakers people need to pay more attention to
@theashleyray
it’s hard watching 90’s shows because there’s an insane discrepancy between julia louis-dreyfus or lisa kudrow and any of the men they date
@credenzaclear2
there’s a certain type of guy who still acts like the middle schooler who found out something new about sex and loves to tell everyone about it to make them uncomfortable. they think they’re so funny and edgy when they’re just cringe
@TaylorLorenz
Easy. This person was raised by the crawfish. The first crawfish gave a pedicure, but forgot that the person needs to fit shoes on. The person bought the black shoes for the crawfish to feel included.
@katelynanne
there’s nothing here that implies she has food issues or sensory issues. she just needs ranch for every meal? that alone sounds gross but we can safely judge her for leaving her date to buy other food. that’s just rude
@zachsilberberg
he looks like he’d be the doll that my sisters use as a scapegoat for every plot line. like if our barbie’s were fighting off home invaders, it would’ve been michael cera that accidentally let them into the house
@xanabon
i am constantly doing everything i can to be like other girls. not because of any jealousy or self hatred, i just love the girls around me so much
@littIe_dead
People actin like the Virgin Mary hasn’t always represented female sexuality and the rose windows (above the main entrance of the church) in cathedrals don’t represent her cervix
this dane cook situation pisses me off. when i got in a relationship with an older man at 18, he was broke. i had no idea i could’ve married a rich celebrity
@ElyKreimendahl
That’s why I don’t think body positivity works for the people intended. You can’t go from hating something to loving it. You need to first recognize what it does for you, and learn to appreciate that
@1followernodad
This discourse is validating bc I got married at 18 when my husband was 25, and he acts like he doesn’t understand why one of my reasons for divorce is, “i was too young, esp for our age difference”
@Thesciencevort1
Why is her makeup off putting to me? Is it the lipstick? Can someone who’s better at makeup tell me what she’s doing wrong and why it feels weird?