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5 years

why do we as a society normalize hating your partner wow i am so bothered this morning

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1 year

please, and i cannot stress this enough, have sex before marriage

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11 months

sorry i ruined the vibe by bringing up logistics until the plan was fully formed and feasible

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6 months

this year i bought and wrapped myself a $20 gift every month and i opened them all today and it was delightful. 10/10 recommend

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1 year

@ChrisStout65 no, that's an abomination against god

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6 months

if spotify can get away with that graphic design for wrapped why am i trying so hard at my job

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5 years

the real culprit though is posting pictures of letter boards *patrick star meme* just put the text on the letter board into the caption!

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4 years

are you a bear lake mormon or a lake powell mormon

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1 year

@AZimboPisces lololololol

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6 months

all year for christmas my sister has been making our family temperature blankets for the year we were born and documenting it in a secret discord channel and yesterday she gave them to us and invited us to the channel and it’s the absolute sweetest thing

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2 years

shyly asked my hairdresser if i could drink wine & read & not talk during our appt because i’d had a long week & she got excited & said she’d had one too & she put in her airpods & now we’re both just silently vibing

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@nickykens

5 years

@emmacassiexo YIKES

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5 years

how do i help these children

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5 years

replying “okay” to everyone who told me i was being too sensitive so they get a useless notification too

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1 year

yassified to maintain anonymity

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3 years

thinking about when i stopped wearing garments last summer. i had put on the outfit on the left and just started crying because i hated how i looked and how i felt. went to the mall and bought the outfit on the right, and well, you can see the difference in my smile

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9 months

“fed is best” i whisper to myself as i get mcdonalds instead of going grocery shopping

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1 year

y’all who disagree know that i’m not an authority figure here and i’m not forcing you to do anything right. i’m literally just some guy

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2 years

the feminine urge to agree with your uber driver’s political rant so you don’t get murdered

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2 years

it’s not anti-mormon if it’s true

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1 year

am i right to be grumpy that “divorced” is a marital status choice on the paperwork at the doctor like why does it matter it’s the same thing as being single. or is there actually a medically necessary reason for the distinction

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4 years

we stan the man who asked in sunday school, “can we hold so fast to the iron rod that we don’t progress?”

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3 years

wow, ok, unfollowing now. was a big fan of their electrical power, was not aware they used screams from scared children to generate it

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4 years

there are two types of mormons: those who have never had a drop of caffeine and those who drink a diet coke with breakfast

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2 years

SINGLE BATHROOMS DONT NEED TO BE GENDERED

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3 years

being an adult is coming to terms with the fact that rugs are more expensive than you could have imagined and bounce houses are surprisingly affordable

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2 years

the nra

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2 years

psa: you can just change your birthday. my mom’s birthday is right after christmas and she hates it, so a few years ago she moved it to september. you can just do that. there are no rules or anyone stopping you

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2 years

vanilla is to baking as garlic is to cooking

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3 years

why is taking off your glasses to make out so embarrassing

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2 years

this year i left my religion, my job, my home, and my marriage. what the actual fuck. what’s left. who am i

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6 months

@dogearedlibrary oh shit i love this idea too!

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5 years

imagine this: you’re driving a ford f-150. you’re not tailgating anyone. you’re driving the speed limit. you use your blinker and don’t weave in and out of traffic. life is good.

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2 years

my favorite thing about me is i’m not pregnant

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10 months

once on an airplane, i went to look out the window at the same time the person next to me closed the shade. she saw me looking and asked “do you want it open?” and i said “oh it’s fine” and she looked me dead in the eye and said “but do you want it open?”

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4 years

do people who are overly excited about “zero hour church” know that they can just not go to church

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1 year

engaging in platonic polyamory (having a friend group)

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6 months

@blsdnbeautiful no. i did think about writing a little note though but never did

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3 years

two years ago i wore pants to church and now i’m leaving the church. the haters were right

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4 years

my husband: i’m realizing the church teaches people to not value themselves

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6 years

telling someone they’re blindly following a religion is as condescending and inappropriate as telling someone they don’t know true happiness outside of religion

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3 months

i’m bored should i share the screenshots from when a former friend got mad at me for getting a tattoo

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2 years

she can be the most intelligent woman in the world and she’ll STILL be shocked every month when her moodiness and appetite changes are due to her period and not the world collapsing

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3 years

mountain dew is the beer of mormon teenage boys

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3 years

he understands me like no one ever has

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5 years

if he doesn’t use his blinker on the road he’s probably not good at communicating in a relationship either sis

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6 months

i can’t have kids what if they ruin my spotify wrapped

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2 years

lord farquaad’s castle looks like the church office building

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@nickykens

3 years

put 👏 closed 👏 captions 👏 on 👏 your 👏 videos 👏 so 👏 i 👏 can 👏 watch 👏 in 👏 a 👏 public 👏 restroom 👏

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5 years

me: i really need to learn how to cook my brain: baking:) me: no like meals to feed myself and family my brain: sweets and sugar:) me: with actual sustainable nutrition my brain: three different types of cookies:)

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2 years

there are so many reasons why someone would get an abortion, but only two matter: they wanted to or they needed to

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3 years

fk utah

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6 years

Hey @redturn2 wanna sign my Christmas present? @Dodgers

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2 years

i don’t need a weighted blanket i have the weight of all my sins

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1 year

@Dictionarycom noooh

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2 years

pharaoh when the seven years of famine came but there was food saved from seven years of plenty

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2 years

niche tweet but i love seeing my mormon friends let their daughters show their shoulders at prom

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2 years

people without glasses have lived a completely different daily life than i have during this pandemic

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3 years

hi everyone. jordan and i are separating. today i’m moving out of my home and into an apartment. i’m scared and hopeful and confused and sad and a million other things. but mostly, i just really need any love and support you can spare. xoxo

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2 years

i’m just a girl, standing in front of the fashion industry, begging for a white shirt that isn’t see through

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2 years

the concept that people feel like they can’t even drink around their active mormon family absolutely blows my mind. how did the church take it from “i choose to personally refrain from alcohol” to “i cannot be around it in any capacity”

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4 years

imagine working in the church office building when the romney news broke it's me, you're imagining being me

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4 years

why do people make fun of women posting their wedding photos for birthdays anniversaries etc those pics were fkn expensive, great quality, and probably one of the days you’ve looked the most beautiful, so YEAH i wanna share but sure ok like my dirty mirror selfie instead

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2 years

dying to know what happened at the culver’s in spanish fork

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2 years

the woman in america urge to crawl into a hole and cry

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3 years

new garments just dropped — at h&m

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5 years

*women’s clothing companies* imagine pants with 🤢🤢🤮🤢🤢 with po-🤢🤮🤮😷🤢 pock-🤢🤮🤢🤢😷 i can’t even say it 🤮

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4 years

my ex-boyfriend and his family played this awesome card game and i was soooo sad when we broke up because wouldn’t be able to play anymore WELL GUESS WHAT i found the game it’s called nertz and i’m playing right now!!! all of the fun and none of the toxic relationship!

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the type of man who would hide in a woman's bathroom to attack someone is not the type of man who would feel the need to dress in women's clothing to do it

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3 years

the feminine urge to stick your cold feet under someone’s thighs

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5 years

always a *bridesmaid, never a **bride *retweeter **viral tweeter

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2 years

bro do you even consider the lilies

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1 year

my bf’s red flag is that he likes me

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2 years

can’t wait to show up hot, divorced, and childless to my 10-year high school reunion tonight

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2 months

my unsolicited advice is to ONLY name your resume "first name last name" and to ONLY upload it as a pdf

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2 years

god gives his thickest hair to his laziest soldiers

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1 year

i can’t express how much i hate wives making fun of their husbands’ gift wrapping

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5 years

what are people without caffeine addictions trying to prove

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2 years

my maps app could tell me “turn right in 300 miles” and i would immediately get in the right line to be ready

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1 year

there’s no “dating” or “engaged” option so why is there a divorced option. anyway i marked single. if i die from not receiving the proper medical care because i lied on my paperwork then i accept that fate

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3 years

sometimes i wonder if there’s a random chick i went to hs with who’s noticed that i haven’t posted about jordan in months and has done a full deep-dive to figure out we’re not together anymore and i just hope she had fun

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4 years

i’d rather someone have safe, consensual, pleasurable sex than carry fear, guilt, and shame to their wedding night

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5 years

replace a harry potter quote with 30-50 feral hogs challenge. i’ll start “there are some things you can’t share without ending up liking each other, and knocking out 30-50 feral hogs is one of them”

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3 years

good morning i'm thinking about how garments limit where women can easily shop for clothes & more or less forces them to shop at the same stores & therefore wear the same styles & maybe that's another way the church/culture erases women's unique personalities & why i lost myself

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1 year

me trying to believe in love again

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4 years

petition to change the name “kid’s meal” to just like “small meal” or “simple meal” or literally anything less embarrassing

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5 years

i would love to get rid of the concept of strong & weak testimonies every testimony is valid every testimony is equal every testimony has work, determination, faith, & doubts behind it the testimony of a new member & an apostle have the same worth & value

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6 years

marrying someone so you can have sex is like going to the store hungry

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5 months

not to be a jaded divorcee but seriously don't change your last name when you get married. it's not worth it to change it initially or if god forbid you have to change it back/again! if you want to take your partner's last name when you get married, do it socially! a win for all!

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4 years

just learned that mormons believe that the garden of eden was in missouri, i am Shook, don’t text

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4 years

stop 👏 using 👏 "self 👏 care" 👏 to 👏 market 👏 beauty 👏 products 👏 that 👏 perpetuate 👏 unrealistic 👏 standards 👏

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2 years

do people really think that audiobooks don’t count as reading???

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3 years

little women is a christmas movie

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6 years

okay my sister-in-law told me that her rib was dislocated during pregnancy?? and women willingly have kids???? sounds fake but ok

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1 year

not to brag but i am so happy for my non-mormon family and drinking coffee and mimosas on christmas morning

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4 years

*in sacrament* me: “people who’ve left the church are right next to us, begging to be loved for who they are and not who we want them to be” guy speaking right after me: “WHAT are we going to do about this PROBLEM of people leaving our church?!”

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2 years

andrew garfield could get me to say oh god three times

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4 years

something a neighbor said the other night that i can’t stop thinking abo it: “don’t give me the responsibility if you won’t give me the authority”

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1 year

i lost my faith in my religion AND lost my marriage after taking the vaccine. coincidence?????!?

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