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smart person’s idea of a dumb person.

Joined June 2019
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@ProtonInspector
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2 years
Incredible
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2 years
Me and who?
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@ProtonInspector
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2 years
hold up,
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1 year
they made a BMW that can cum
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3 years
how it started how it's going
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@ProtonInspector
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8 months
I couldn’t imagine anywhere I want to live less than Dubai
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9 months
*Heavy breathing*
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3 months
They should build more inhabited bridges this shit goes hard
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7 months
Pilot the digger Shinji, or Rei will have to do it again
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@ProtonInspector
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3 years
And the Fremen? Kill them all
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1 year
Me and the boys about to go review some fancy restaurants
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1 year
Absolutely *insane* pricing for what is essentially a piece of plastic with an HDMI adapter
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1 month
These look insanely good but i feel like we have very different ideas of “don’t feel like cooking”
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1 year
@txstbobs Skill doesn’t come into the equation
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@ProtonInspector
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9 months
I bet this would feel good for the first couple of seconds
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@ProtonInspector
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9 months
Yeah, I’ve see Neon Genesis Evangelion
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@ProtonInspector
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2 years
Entire Adult Film Store STUNNED when WHITE customer orders hentai in PERFECT Japanese
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@ProtonInspector
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8 months
No homeless people? Wonder how that happened
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1 year
You’re not… you’re not lactose intolerant then
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@ProtonInspector
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5 months
you have already lost, for I have depicted myself as Mozart’s ear and you as an ordinary ear
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@ProtonInspector
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1 year
Honestly an entire theme park of just simulators for different professions would attract a decent turnout
@ProtonInspector
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1 year
I know like 90% of you would pay good money to use this train conductor simulator
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@ProtonInspector
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2 years
I’m followed by a lot of lesbians with issues so I feel obliged to share this
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@ProtonInspector
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3 months
カム オン インゲrランド スコル ソメ フケン ゴール
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@ProtonInspector
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2 years
give me the antispaghet
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@ProtonInspector
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1 year
TikTok and it’s consequences have been a disaster for the human race
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2 years
there should be a twitter just for people who understand jokes
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2 years
I too am tender, full of butter, and unable to withstand the crushing pressure I am under
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2 years
this is a god damn family wreath
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@ProtonInspector
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1 year
I really think some people have just never looked at a map or a globe before
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@ProtonInspector
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2 years
Lmao “ethical crypto project” - good luck with that
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1 year
It’s hot when guys aren’t afraid to get vocal
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4 months
My dumbass internet rotten brain was trying to figure out the meme
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1 year
HOLD UP
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3 years
Lmao
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1 year
This is how you hit the factory reset button
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@ProtonInspector
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2 years
yo my dogs been acting weird since we got back from the Antarctic
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1 year
Lol
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@ProtonInspector
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8 months
Also is Dubai the city where the have to move all the shit out on big container trucks?
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1 year
I'm LOOSING my GOD DAMN mind!!
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@ProtonInspector
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8 months
@RegimeCPA So cool that they dug up the infinite money glitch and decided to build a giant shopping mall around it in a place which is practically inhospitable to human life for most of the year and only getting hotter
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@ProtonInspector
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8 months
I’m still irrationally mad about the headphone jack thing
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2 years
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3 years
honestly this is some of the funniest shit i've seen online
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@ProtonInspector
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@JUNlPER this shit is so funny lmfao, remember when a lot of people used to think this guy was a genius
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@ProtonInspector
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@PMurphyWWL
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A spate of recent major accidents on the Lake Pontchartrain Causeway has bridge officials pleading with drivers to pay attention behind the wheel. This wreck closed the Causeway for about an hour during yesterday’s evening commute. 6 ⁦ @WWLTV
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@ProtonInspector
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2 months
Love to see people really getting in the spirit of the End of Evangelion North American Theatre debut
@Richardst5
Rich Story - Slave to the King☕️🎧🎙✝️
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Photo from a Piggly Wiggly in Pontotoc Mississippi.
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9 months
All I can think about when I see this video is that it’s like 100m from ground zero
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8 months
@ColoBenji Yeah it always looks pretty surreal. I wonder if they always film these in like mid day sun when everyone is staying indoors or something
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Roll the clip!
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Ones with images will display like this.
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I love twitter for the wide and diverse range of opinions you can find
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@ProtonInspector
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I feel like this will be much appreciated by the majority of my mutuals
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I shouldn’t need a converter there should just be a headphone jack
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@theblingfisher
Blingfisher 🌼
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@wraithbelle @ProtonInspector You know USB-C headphones (i.e. without a battery) are a thing tho right? You can also use an aux to USB-C converter - just leave it on your headphones and the difference is virtually 0.
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@ProtonInspector
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2 years
Respectfully - what the fuck am I supposed to do with a dude this pretty?
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“BALL BUGS”?! Whomst the fuck is calling them “BALL BUGS”?!!!
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@ProtonInspector
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3 years
I regret to inform you he *might* be a nazi or something. Shocker the war tourist posting on 4chan is a reactionary, I know,
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“Where do you live?” On the fuckin river mate
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Smoking on that shit that let her channel Argippina the Younger!
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@M0MMYBIGDICK Apparently it cleans the parking cameras
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Lmfao
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@JUNlPER You too could be Havana Syndrome for the low low price of 118.98 USD!
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@thelettuceman9 The bit where she suddenly talks about being in contact with said historical figure
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2 years
I know this shit is expensive and terrible to maintain and you should just build normal light rail, but I do have a soft spot in my heart for suspended railways
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@BigIrishDad1 I’ll take your word for it
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God damn
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Oh, is this it?
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1 year
For Your Consideration
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Damn, this blew up! Have you considered buying some Apple AirPod Pros?
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man, i was just told to keep my ducks in a row, nobody said anything about the spacing?!!
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3 years
THE FIT!
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I been hacked, all my 32.9k followers gone
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When people ask me how I’m doing
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@fuckablepuppy Yeah half way through I was like “did I miss something? Who did she speak to?”
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3 years
" 'tell the taliban you're jewish', I'm not jewish - thankfully "
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Why does nobody ever talk about this?
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you know i never bought into this sigma male stuff before, however
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Loosing my god damm mind
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Have you dreamed this worm?
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2 years
A bold rt for the babadook here
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How did they know?!
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Nintendo, what are you smoking?
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wonder what shes up to these days
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this guy just straight up said his home address, this is the least anonymous man on the internet
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“Leto Atreides, you heard what they’re calling him? They’re calling him Loser Leto. Not very nice, I wouldn’t call him that. He never made anything from Arrakis though. Can’t even sell spice. I made great deals when it was my Arrakis. The greatest deals in the imperium”
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Is that cow shitting?
@lukasbattle
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My limp body being Ubered from the bar to my house
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Who the hell did they ask? People in his replies?
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He’s lovin’ it!
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@MitchyDelta Yeah it’s basically a gloried usb c hub
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“Physics is an incredibly employable degree”
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Gettin sucked off live on air call that radiohead
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I know like 90% of you would pay good money to use this train conductor simulator
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@stablestrategys It’s good and it is easy, but the moment I’m handling raw beef and adding spices and stuff my brain categorises that as “cooking” even if it is simple
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Cracking open some cold ones
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While alpacas are all cute and cuddly looking, newborn alpaca babies look like some kind of nightmare creature
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OH MY LORD
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half the thread is people saying that Kabul wasn't going to fall, lmao
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Oh that manga really gets weirder huh
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Attack on Titan's Cart quadrupedal Titan Nendoroid is now on the IGN Store!
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