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@shOoObz
Shoobz
26 days
You know who would fucking love Cowboy Carter? Bobby Hill. 😭
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6 years
idk i believe her
@BillyCorben
Billy Corben
6 years
Florida woman blames cocaine in her purse on the wind because Florida: "I don't know anything about any cocaine. It's a windy day. It must have flown through the window and into my purse."
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3 years
Playing monopoly with only two people is the most boring time you can have
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3 years
Damn. Double homicide
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3 years
Jason Derulo just fell down at The Inauguration
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@shOoObz
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3 years
Biden has won the election everyday for a month. Enough
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2 years
y'all don't find this video relaxing? why does it always have to be to get women?
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3 years
I just have one question. Where were y'all going
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@shOoObz
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4 years
Nah Drake legit never has any women coming back for seconds. No woman he's been with ever claims him. It's very embarrassing
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@shOoObz
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2 years
praying whoever recorded this video is never near me in a crisis
@no9fine
RICH
2 years
#cancunairport !!! Praying me and my cousins make it back home safe
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@shOoObz
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3 years
Girls do not deserve misogynistic fathers.
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3 years
i'm crying because what else could the show be about
@sb3shin
SB3 Shin
3 years
Is Squid game a critique on c*pitalism and how it puts us in positions that often times strips away our humanity for monetary gain or am I buggin?
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4 years
LMAO at the goat measuring this out
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@shOoObz
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7 years
When you only give 100k to education
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@shOoObz
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1 year
Nobody’s looking at that pizza
@CLTdevelopment
CLT Development
1 year
I’m afraid to get the check tonight but this place is so fracking good.
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@shOoObz
Shoobz
3 years
yall are saying festival this, festival that. there were no mass casualty events at lollapalooza or at rolling loud which are bigger events. this is a mismanagement issue. and everyone associated is going to get sued
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@shOoObz
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3 years
are you asking if we can read?
@comedianarthur
Arthur Hamilton
3 years
If somebody offered you $100,000 to read two random paragraphs with no slip ups could you do it?
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3 years
that part in zombie movies when someone is bit and will turn but still chooses to endanger the rest of the group by sticking around is way more realistic than i thought before 2020
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@shOoObz
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1 year
I can’t believe I’ve lived long enough to watch the full reproductive cycle of an iPod nano
@PopCrave
Pop Crave
1 year
Apple patents new AirPods case with interactive display.
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@shOoObz
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3 years
people will really ruin your whole life for likes
@nypost
New York Post
3 years
Amazon driver fired after scantily clad woman caught slipping out backdoor
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@shOoObz
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4 years
Y'all are posting trips and fights and parties like it's just a regular summer
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@shOoObz
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2 years
not that fast
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@chicagoBRIZ
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2 years
Timeline moving fast, Amy Schumer was looking good
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3 years
I'm crying at how every time something happens, Americans turn into the cast of the office
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@shOoObz
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6 years
LMAOOOO this is so true. Like what do I plan to do next, butt ass naked
@Spooky_beige
Legendary Feral Boul ★
6 years
When you check behind the shower curtain for murderers and you find one
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@shOoObz
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11 months
This is actually a red flag but she’ll see why on her own time
@JoshLekach
🌴 Josh Lekach 🌴
1 year
This is a green flag Real men don't care too much about gossip
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@shOoObz
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6 years
See how y'all keep comparing women's sexual history to men's violent pasts?
@YouGottaLaugh_
Yatclub
6 years
If Maya Angelou died when she was 20, she would've died a prostitute & single mom. If Malcolm X died when he was 20, he would've died as Detroit Red, a thief, a woman beater & drug addict. People's mistakes often lead to their great destiny. We all have a story to tell. RIP XXX
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4 years
George Zimmerman was arrested so I’ll hold my applause
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@shOoObz
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3 years
yall think he bought a hat like this or cut a hole in a regular hat
@MySportsUpdate
Ari Meirov
3 years
Unfiltered: Cam Newton explains why he was released by the #Patriots :
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4 years
No but that's ok
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3 years
"No child left behind" fucked a whole generation out of critical thinking skills
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3 years
😭 we really did have more dark skin representation in the 90s and I'm trying to understand how we went backwards
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4 years
They actually have to watch their kids
@_harmonyxo
Harmonica Lewinskyღ
4 years
I took a month of quarantine for these men to age 10 years lol
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4 years
Bad bitch contest
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3 years
😭 the way they tried to scare girls out of these thoughts by making villains say them
@YagazieEmezi
Yagazie Emezi
3 years
Another case of me relating heavily to Disney villains.
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@shOoObz
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5 years
😭 YG said he’s been chasing her for 5 years and cheated on her in less that 5 weeks. Perfect example of folks liking the chase more than the prize
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4 years
Crying at you aptly identifying a systemic issue then still blaming individuals
@NoTimeZone_
Wealth Squad Ace
4 years
Rent in 2009: $690 month Rent in 2019: $933 month $243 increase Min Wage 2009: $7.25 month Min Wage 2019: $7.25 month $0 increase What do these numbers mean to you Do they motivate you to go harder or curl up in a ball and complain
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3 years
i'm crying that this literally isn't even a question, everyone just misread
@TylerIAm
Trill Withers
3 years
Pound for pound that’s the funniest video on Twitter
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3 years
realizing anti-vaxxers take their pets to get annual shots
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@shOoObz
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5 years
It’s crazy that in just a few years we watched Native people say hey don’t bring this pipeline here you’re going to fuck our limited land up, then rich white people say we promise we won’t fuck it up, then them fucking it up
@decolonialatlas
The Decolonial Atlas
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“Nobody's talking about it” is code for "Indigenous people are talking about it and not being listened to."
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2 years
a lot of men are actually very mean spirited. but they don't hit you or yell so they think they're not mean
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3 years
Man when you find out this "date" happened like 5-6 years ago and Piers Morgan has been married for over 10 years it takes the harassment to a whole new level
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KeKe Palmer said Trey Songz took her phone and she had to hide from him in a closet. Those women said he took their phones and forced them to continue having sex. A woman in Miami sued him earlier this year for sexual assault in a club.
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reminder that somewhere in the world you're in the background of someone's video trying to remember if you locked your front door and that person is calling you an angry hater to their chosen audience
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@shOoObz
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6 years
EYELASHES ARE A WHAT
@UmCoolLikeDat
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Eyelashes are a eurocentric feature, and yall paying $125 for them? Let’s talk about it.
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2 years
Whatever it takes
@thelastnara
IJusBeTalkin 🇳🇬
2 years
What it look I do for a living ?
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2 years
women right before they ruin their lives:
@traciafanclub
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You actually can change a man you just gotta be that girl
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3 years
When you say "graduated" what do you mean by that
@MURS
MURS
3 years
Y’all shittin’ on his 2.2 ?! FOH. I graduated with 0.545 GPA. That is not a reflection of my work ethic or my level of intelligence. Never needed that GPA or diploma for a fucking thing. Dedication, hard work and being a decent human being is what matters most.
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men don't announce their breakups they just start making everyone uncomfortable on the tl
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i'm still shocked that girl ran to tiktok and twitter to tell us her friend was drunk driving and almost killed them plus an innocent truck driver. with videographic evidence. i wasnt even that dumb in my teens or early 20s
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6 months
May every rapist die.
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4 years
Shooting him tbh.
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3 years
People who had to get vaccinated to go to kindergarten are shocked you have to get vaccinated against a virus that is still causing global pandemic. Truly living in an idiocracy
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7 years
RT to save a child's behind.
@epicurious
epicurious
7 years
How to defrost frozen meat...even if you totally forgot until the last second.
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Keke Palmer and Whitney Houston act exactly the same 😭❤️
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3 months
Well cheating will do that
@Complex
Complex
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Usher says he went through a "great deal of pain" after Chilli turned down his marrige proposal: "She didn't believe that I was actually in love with her as much as I was."
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Future and Rihanna randomly in 2012:
@ArabDripped
polo
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mood rn
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2 years
still homophobia. a lot of girls need to sit with that
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“What are y’all going to do when Tory Lanez is found innocent”
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1 year
Men watch hours of sports and are neither athletic nor beloved in their cities
@poppahershey
Macho Poppa 🐾
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Am I to believe a woman can watch every ratchet tv show that comes out but she’s nothing like that at all in person?
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Every man in Sephora is married 😭 I would scoot past you like furniture
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i feel you can't cook if you primarily grocery shop at target. i cant explain this rationally but i know it's true
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Every show now acknowledges that the CIA actively put drugs in minority (specifically black diaspora) communities in the 80s but at what point does restitution start happening for those communities.
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This is so reasonable I thought I was hearing wrong. Y’all are mad that she is saying that just being a good person is not enough to fake compatibility??? And you think she’s in the wrong????
@FOREVER_SAINT
HENNESSY PAPI
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Being Stupid Is Really A Pandemic
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3 years
Well much like he said regarding Megan getting shot, we don't know the whole story so I'm not going to say anything.
@TMZ
TMZ
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Boosie Badazz Shot in the Leg in Dallas in Wake of Mo3 Killing
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This woman isn’t frightening to yall? Like visually?
@EclecticMujer
Gullah Geechee Goddess♋️
3 months
This the side chick package that lady is getting. Damn near a full pension & benefits. I still couldn’t do it though.
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if your hair isn't 4C, i legit never want you to be on stage for these conversations again.
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6 years
I'm nervous Elon Musk is going to be cyberbullied into being a supervillain
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1 year
Safe or not, you cannot imagine my disappointment when there was no wine in the cellar at the end of the video 😭
@LRNROSE
Your OG 🐩
1 year
this was a good idea
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4 years
Helpful (evidence-based) information I was sent about what you can do at home if you start feeling mucus buildup in your chest. Please tag the ladies who made this!
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You’re a black man with a hot pink booty hole?? Are you alright??
@MazeDaMouth
Uncle Ari
11 months
That booty hole brown lyric is very 🤢. Why is it not pink?
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3/5 = 1
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2 years
Black nurses date drug dealers and white nurses date cops. What is going on
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3 years
B Simone could be giving away a million dollars at the end of her videos, I'd never know
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3 years
Chill out Homelander
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Tom Brady
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White folks have so much hate in their heart lmaoooo how are none of them moved by this
@SomaKazima
Ichigo Niggasake
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Omg c'mon now Red 😩😩
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7 years
Mother thought the rally was about water, not melted ice.
@NBCNews
NBC News
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Mother of Charlottesville car suspect says she thought rally was about Trump, not white nationalism
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Y'all must follow all white people to keep tweeting this
@amzy_obr
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4 years
Black lives STILL matter. Cause everyone’s been kinda mute lately
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4 years
Blue Ivy stans have entered the chat
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4 years
I've watched this show so much and was like WHAT? But it's actually an episode they do mud masks??? Are white people completely confused about what is and isnt racist?
@THR
The Hollywood Reporter
4 years
Hulu has removed an episode of 'The Golden Girls' that shows Betty White and Rue McClanahan in blackface.
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11 months
Lol if Chika had known the children were famous kids, she wouldn’t have said anything but they were traveling with their nonfamous relative. Chika said all that because she thought she was talking about a black woman and children who couldn’t get to her.
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The best thing about a good gift is that fraction of a second when you realize you’ve been seen and heard
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The African diaspora has a chance to do the funniest thing
@yanisvaroufakis
Yanis Varoufakis
4 months
The French government has joined the German government in stating that international law on genocide does not apply to Israel - that, because Jews have been subjected to genocide, Israel has moral & legal immunity for any war crime, even a genocide, it chooses to commit.
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5 months
Kevin’s wife needs to be kicked out of the group immediately, why tf is she showing her husband?
@BigTobes48
Tobi-Wan Kenobi
5 months
Aye some of the women out here are truly insane… cuz why are you posting me in Facebook groups when we’ve only gone on a single date?!?
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3 years
howard is pocketing money. those kids pay too much to be living with mold and mice (no one should be living with mold and mice)
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1 year
This is when she decided to steal her boyfriend 😭
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I don’t feel it’s controversial to say if your husband doesn’t know your birthday or your eye color or to not ask you about dinner while you’re in labor, he’s a bad person. But I’m sure someone will tell me I’m wrong
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1 year
The rest of this tiktok is boring but this part of it had me screaming crying
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9 months
It might be a downer but it’s important we keep saying this because in the coming days someone is going to claim those men and women didn’t need to react the way they did and we need to keep reminding everyone they could’ve killed that man for doing his job.
@ChelsIsRight
Chels ✨🎙️
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I don’t want to bring this down or nothing but if no one had come to help that Black security guard they could very well have killed him. They swarmed that man.
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6 years
why do you keep announcing your poverty like this
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7 months
Damn. This is a great question. I like that y’all are coming up with new questions
@samariajdavis_
Samaria
7 months
Are y’all living room or bedroom people? I will stay in my bed alll day.
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2 years
in these situations i always wonder why it's instead of and not in addition to
@Pinky_Balboaaa
♑️🐐
2 years
Oh no. Not another one
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How I'm planning my vacation
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9 months
Drake really can’t keep a woman and that’s so funny to me. His pussy is trash
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4 years
Same Ol Mistakes is such a great song. Can't believe Rihanna let Tame Impala cover it a year before she created it
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3 years
Kevin Hart 🤝 T.I. Pretending to be family men for money and fame
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4 years
Rappers ask this after creating whole careers based on their penchants for violence 😭
@SaycheeseDGTL
SAY CHEESE! 👄🧀
4 years
Waka Flocka speaks.. “how can we as a community beg the police to don’t shoot but we killing each other still?”
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3 years
The cinnamon toast crunch shrimp tails guy is being accused of abuse by previous partners and colleagues. Wow.
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2 years
We need to put theater programs back in schools! Fauxresha was not convincing at all
@quagens
ggp
2 years
just had a whole discussion bout this im not obligated paying for all yo friends @ yo bday dinner just cause it’s yo bday 😂
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naan nigga would be the name of my afro-indian restaurant
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I actually do not care if there are aliens
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