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History is Lamarckian 🇵🇸

New Jersey, USA
Joined February 2013
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@ChalicothereX If my dad was hitlers favorite architect I would do a different job entirely. Drive a bus or something.
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@RTurniansky @bethbourdon You were wearing her
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@JimothyBurg1ary Waste of a time machine. Should have told Napoleon to be less racist in Haiti or helped the Soviets win at Warsaw in 1920 to destroy America before 9/11
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@james_f_thomas Was the friend relatively hairless and twinky
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@newscientist Surely you could have pressed some pennies into a potato before 3d printing
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@fellawhomstdve She pirates most things but she's a trekkie and wants to make a point of paying for the new episodes (I'm she)
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@nft_papi @disclosetv How much money did you lose now that nfts are worthless
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@not_a_heather I think if the manager gets told "oh by the way some guy said the cord was too hot" enough times by different waitresses over the years they might actually fix it
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@spanglebaby_ Can I have the weed slice
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@youknelt Shouldn't this be the cheapest one? This is literally the only thing I know about Hegel
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@pappataci57 How do London, Paris, and Berlin build subways at fractions of our cost then?
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@SophiaNarwitz Toplessness isn't nudity and it's permitted more than you'd think
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@LegoRacers2 My sister (19) is one of these women. Never mentioned Taylor to me before, comes back from college and won't talk about anything else
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@LegoRacers2 I'm think I saw someone say "they're both pretending to be bisexual" which I think is what makes this work. Two straight guys doing the same activity would be just as hot, but if they were actually gay it would gross. Like just go have real sex in private.
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@nft_papi @disclosetv But are you making us dollars or other real money bc all your crypto is heading to zero
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@WhackNicholson They should show it from the front with all of the erections
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@shreyabasu003 But they're totally full of microplastics so on balance it's probably even
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@james_f_thomas Do you think the boyfriend was genuinely confused or was he taking a moment to feel the skin of a homie?
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@VerminusM You're literally a settler. Find an example of them saying something unkind about Jews in the diaspora
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@gayest_tone @pileofknives I like to think of this boys commander picking him out as his prettiest soldier and telling him "just keep looking at the camera and don't make a face"
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@pJason2013 @sam_d_1995 @jaketapper It is your responsibility to remain conscious behind the wheel. If you can't guarantee that, you may not drive.
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@leahmcelrath I know we're all interpreting this in light of our own dynamics but: "oh I'm sorry you don't like it" and "well make your own cake next year" are very different reactions to learning you upset someone
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@opinonhaver I feel like it should not be too hard to turn all the 5G off at once for a second every minute to let the weather radar ping
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@otehiminfaerie All humans share common ancestry in Africa. Your ancestors left Africa and made their way to this continent at some point. To say otherwise is to deny evolution.
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@_myrk_wise He was one of the most racist presidents. He left the government more segregated than he found it, that's undeniably an unforgivable step backwards
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@madisommelier Wtf kind of trauma does it take for dad-threesomes to be a normal thing to offer?
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@ProfDBernstein Half the encampers are antizionist jews
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@RAC Must not be a good musician if you make more laundering money. (Actually thats unfair almost anyone would make more laundering than doing their real job)
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@The19901990 Tell me you know nothing about the February revolution without saying you know nothing about the February revolution
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Ireland needs to repopulate at *least* to Great Famine levels, and can/should go much, much further
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“Ireland is full” my brother in Christ 99% of our island looks like this
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@GoodReddit If the electrician who installed the outlet did it right, then yes it should be safe to pull a prong from that (or the bottom) hole. The right hole is the spicy one.
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@PhillyRolls @BobKellyFOX29 Everyone in this picture is going to the city
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@LeaMaric I've heard the L was originally built to carry steam engines so it's way stronger than it needs to be and a column that has 90% failed can still carry modern trains with that 10% of strength
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@noahpasaran The only joke that doesn't work is that some guys would definitely want homers belly
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@TaupeAvenger No one in Utrecht is able to get around now, everyone just stays home all the time it's a tragedy
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@JTrea81 Your profession considers the sidewalk to be in a vehicles path and removes DFOs like trees and hydrants that protect pedestrians
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@jackfowler @chenweihua @MarshaBlackburn George Washington personally ordered and organized a campaign of death against four of the five Iroquois nations. In addition to killing women and children, troops destroyed food stockpiles to maximize disease and starvation that winter.
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@BudrykZack Chariots were going obsolete by the time we started recording history, because horse selective breeding was finally paying off enough to ride them
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@pheenman @Navy_Hipple @JoshuaPHilll The OP is trying to say we should stop saying unskilled labor. The OP is really stupid because no one would ever call trucking unskilled, it takes extensive training and certification. However, the OP is wrong about pay being set based on myths and respect.
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@visualsnowx @white_sturgeon Eastern European gay porn rarely shows any kind of passion or desire. The actors aren't gay, they just owe money to the mob
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@LordllRaiden @A_pehal_ @BBorgone @LilithLovett What was the point of bringing up boredom?
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@2D0XPS Well Jesus wasn't actually born on 25 December, 1 BC We just count from that date because a monk convinced everyone that should be the day we count from. CE just means "the era that everyone uses" without making a claim of what happened that day
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@mathaiaus Because the follow up is always "where in America?". You literally do ask, and we're preempting it.
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@poppy_haze @FistSteakface it will be a ww2 dress uniform all the way until 2600
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@JimothyBurg1ary I think about time travel interventions a lot and I think this would just push it back to like 1510. I think giving cows and cowpox to the Haudenosaunee would be a good idea though
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@ET_Californian Japanese Americans were victims of outrageous injustice so I guess the sympathy just kinda bleeds over
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@vituperativeerb I hope the takeaway is "don't start a genocide a year before the election"
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@JimothyBurg1ary Another fun hinge point would be keeping Tsarina Elizabeth alive slightly longer so the French and Indians win the French and Indian War
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@nils_gilman I was really waiting for you to get to the point. Sounds like a training
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@COOCHIECOWGIRL Lol it took me a try to read it right. I read it with a long pause rather than a continuation. I was like wtf are silent shoes
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@Coll3enG Not to be monumentally cringe but this is what being on Tumblr is like
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@PobEir Is that a really tiny gun
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@DarkTechMonitor @mckeds If they could get a death sentence using only the evidence there, they wouldn't need to use comedians to trick people out of their fifth and sixth amendment rights
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@LogOffAlready @reiley This is how kids "look stuff up" in history class now too
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@LittleBootsPro It's actually more strategy than tactics but "having a large population that is motivated to win" is part of warfare
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@tveite @WalkingTaako They should do one where he validates Allah before Harrison Ford croaks
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@SaaayWhaaaaaaa Damn it's almost like transexuals existed in 1979
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@hum_dunkin I'm brainstorming actors of an appropriate age, I bet Radcliffe could pull it off
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@backdoor_pharma @LegoRacers2 I imagine that the pilot was pulled from the plane by EMTs who can't assess whether a body is living or dead. As soon as a doctor got eyes on him, they declared Time of Death
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@postingwhilegay He's kinda right. The conquest of Mexico was accomplished with a very tiny Spanish force, and massive armies of native allies. everyone wanted the Aztecs gone. Contrasting the inca and Aztec conquests is useful here
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@pourfairelevide Tbh that looks like a torn chunk. No tooth marks
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@Mys_pys @back_spacer @NNorrhall du är den enda kulturen på jorden som beter sig så här. generositet är en dygd överallt annars
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@LegoRacers2 Isn't dying part of the process? Or do you think he spent too long looking forward to his celestial kingdom and then realized it was all fake and went the other way?
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@Faith_Harbour_ @ArchRose90 @jk_rowling You can only sue Americans for libel if your own country has stringent free speech rights. Immature democracies like the UK where oligarchs can silence their critics aren't taken seriously in speech cases by US courts
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@evilvillain1231 @wormsofbarlo They completely skipped industrialization. They went straight from agrarian to white collar practically overnight.
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@kd6698 @longsave94 @TheFigen_ I don't think anyone's butthole was in the dishwasher at most restaurants I've been to.
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@LegoRacers2 Do straight guys generally think GLaDOS is hot? Tumblr lesbians love her
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@EclecticHams He shovels cocaine up his nose and smokes like a chimney and seems to do alright
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@ChainLeftist @Adrian31788239 @justripleyhere @BriansFilms @anthonyocampo You're not making a critique, you've invented a standard of representation and you're saying it's weird the movie doesn't meet that standard. That's just complaining.
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@disrupthehuman @brownf3mb0y How does policing which of two near-synonymous phrases people use help Black women?
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@sock_dem Nothing else looks watercolor and the pink splatter seems to match the blood splatter. I'm willing to believe its a property of the paper but also don't think the IDF is particularly credible
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@LegoRacers2 Just going by the headline, the Tumblr lesbians aren't interested in her as a victim. They want Mommy to spray them with neurotoxin
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@vanoreo_ @JUNlPER She literally taught high school English
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@deathbybadger I like that you start with the assumption that the reader is your adversary
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@Dumbosthenes @postingwhilegay who said it was a good thing?
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@asthmaticlizard Curbs are hostile architecture because it would make the life of a single working class delivery driver slightly more convenient if he could park all the way on the sidewalk.
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@mangomaxima @PeterSweden7 the person who found that mmr "causes" autism made up fake data so he could sell his own vaccine. Autism just happens to manifest in many people at the same age of vaccination.
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@wards_66 @rohindhar You should pay the fair tax rate whether you inherited your property or bought it. I have no sympathy for California heirs
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@gayest_tone He looks normal but can ejaculate on command
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@dhaaruni Israel is a special case, Palestinians have called for an international boycott. Treat them how you would have treated apartheid South Africa.
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@tolerateit2002 Humans evolved in Africa and dispersed from there. Anyone who says otherwise is a liar.
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@LegoRacers2 The real thing id be interested in is why China likes numbered lists so much. It is one of the Five Prodigious Categorization Strategies
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@TarasKuzio You're praising an SS victory
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@RodFlemingWorld @besttrousers @DrDemography Immigrants create more jobs than they take by consuming American goods and services
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@DrAcePugh @kenklippenstein @JAdamRuss They should refuse to work for her
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@Mike_in_Houston @joshtpm @erichhartmann Probably the most important safety precaution these guys are entitled to is retraining or firing people who work like this. If you break rules to go faster and are rewarded, that forces your coworkers to drop to your level of care
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@girlbosswoman Carpetbaggers were the good guys
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@WizardousCat There are Irish people living today who remember occupation. The Good Friday Agreement is barely older than I am.
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@wownicebuttdude I've switched to saying "I want to have gay sex" which scratches the same itch but probably doesn't reinforce anything harmful
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@MsMegara @jtrebach Imo the doctors advice in that case should be to avoid wearing reds and yellows. Let the baby stay orange, just match their outfit.
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@sweetiesnappeas @sam_d_1995 @jaketapper I want him to serve out his sentence with no diplomatic pressure used to shorten jt
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@ChadNotChud There should be a law that mandates "no tip" be a button option. Sometimes they make me type zero
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@floppatakes No one complains about this. We just want high rises around the park so more people can walk there
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@workersparty The solution to a housing crisis is construction, not xenophobia
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@LegoRacers2 Isn't that mostly historic Armenia?
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@RoyDelfino @NickTagliaferro Plenty of Americans are willing to support anyone who takes up arms against Israel, no matter how distasteful their other beliefs are
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