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Anarcho-Bidenist. Cynicism is laziness masquerading as sophistication

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I’m going to be honest that doing a video about how your daughter is a lying bitch might not move the needle as much as you were hoping on the deadbeat dad thing
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I wake up at 6 a.m. to find that my daughter has posted a TikTok video trashing me. She's a big social media influencer with millions of followers. Here it is . . .
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I think there might have been a reason why in a show targeted at kids a 13-year-old boy goes from “girls are icky” to respecting his female companions
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Netflix's Live-Action 'Avatar' Series 'Took Out How Sexist' Sokka Was in the Original: 'A Lot of Moments' in the Animated Show 'Were Iffy'
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Wrong, Dune is about two important questions: 1) What if the sand had cocaine in it? 2) What if there were knife fights in space?
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Tolkien hated Dune, but was too polite to explain why. When you compare the sensibilities of Tolkien's writings to those of Herbert's, it makes sense why it wouldn't appeal to him. The Lord of the Rings has clearly defined good guys and bad guys and is a story of good triumphing…
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“I am mad at Democrats for failing to stop Republicans, so to punish them will let Republicans win” is a dumb position to take!
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I am not sure why the chud-right wants to cede well-endowed blondes along with football and beer but as a big-tent leftist I am willing to accept this development
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@DefNotASynth @iamyesyouareno That is because you’ve never fought a fire, genius
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My hot take on this is: (1) there is never going to be a situation where the President says you get to do a lil crime as a treat, this is roughly as pro-protest as possible (2) if you think Biden loses votes by saying something this anodyne, go outside
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Biden, a few moments ago: “Destroying property is not peaceful protest. It's against the law. “Vandalism, trespassing, breaking windows, shutting down campuses, forcing the cancellation of classes & graduations …none of this is peaceful protest.”
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“Because Democrats cannot prevent Republicans from doing bad things in states where Democrats have no power, I am therefore indifferent to Republicans exercising power nationwide” is, to be blunt, an extraordinary dumb way to think about rights
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This is it? That's the scary "Project 2025"? That's just the USA right now under the Democrats LOL marked in yellow are already a fact, marked in red are irrelevant, and the one green arrow is the only thing relevant but it's already under attack.
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I want people on the left to start considering that the primary actors responsible for continuing carnage in Gaza might be the Netanyahu government and Hamas leadership rather than like your mom who really liked Hillary Clinton
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This was like a Bat-signal for dudes who refer to their ex as “that bitch”
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@mitDebo I am also going to say that “guy who keeps a resentful running total of child support owed” and “deadbeat dad” are categories that overlap
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@RottenInDenmark Kids these days *spins wheel* can’t keep away from rattlesnakes
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@HeerJeet You could literally not invent a purer example of contrarianism for its own sake
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@nikkithenarwhal @AbeGoldfarb On my deathbed the words “are you a believer in Santa? At 7 it’s marginal, right?” will be going through my decaying brain
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@ChadNotChud Traditional housewives always have their tits out while cooking and cleaning, everyone knows this
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The fact that Biden gets no credit from significant parts of the left for taking big swings at lefty policy goals—ending wars, student loan relief, low unemployment, COVID fiscal response—is something policy makers are going to notice and respond to!
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Most of you really don't want to play "which policy caused Biden's low approval rating?," because the timing shows the answer is withdrawing from Afghanistan. It's been pretty steady since. On October 6, 2023, his approval rating according to 538 was 39.1%. Today it's 39.4%.
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Again, if your big plan here is “a clearly campaigning Biden suddenly retires and a shadowy DNC cabal skips over the black woman VP and picks Sen. Johnny Unbeatable (D-Candy Mountain)” then go to bed it’s a school night
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Should Biden drop out? Read @ettingermentum (yes) and @StevePtweets (no). With Biden still down in the polls in key battleground states, what do you think?
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@lodgepolepines $2 worth of rice is killing me, that’s like 2lbs of dry rice
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@JHartley2 @dyingscribe Jesus you people are easy marks
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@RottenInDenmark It is always sort of funny to me how often the right-wing objection to acceptance is “well we’re all just going to start sucking dicks if it isn’t illegal, right?”
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@jbouie If you talk to these people they spend a shocking amount of time concocting lurid fantasies of violence
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@DefNotASynth @iamyesyouareno You have fought a fire and you can’t figure out how dirt on the fire would help with the fire? Lmao
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@steinkobbe God help mixed race families
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@HeerJeet Also, “we know an ICBM exchange won’t be that bad because of how well Hiroshima survived” is a stratigraphically bad take
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This is also expressly signaled in the show as him being immature/a doofus
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I think we are seeing a sort of cargo cult activism on here that apes the actions of the civil rights and anti-war movements of the middle of the last century but lacks the underlying organization or strategy, which is how you get random people blocking traffic for Gazans(?)
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People keep saying we gotta “organize” What are you organizing? You just keep saying that word without any plan or strategy. “Organize” what?
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I am yet again excited for people to get even madder at Biden now that he’s done the thing that they were saying they were mad at him for not doing
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🚨🚨🚨BREAKING: President Biden tells @ErinBurnett that if Israel invades the city of Rafah, the U.S. will stop supplying it with artillery shells, bombs for fighter jets and other offensive weapons
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@PropterMalone Like the aggregate workers comp paid to employees injured while trying to stop shoplifters is going to wildly outweigh the net loss from shoplifting unless you’re selling bars of gold or something
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Even if you sincerely believe this I’m sort of at a loss for what this is going to accomplish; there is literally no path to any sort of leftist policy absent enthusiastic buy-in from white people who identify as liberal
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“we’re white Liberals”
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@DefNotASynth @iamyesyouareno Where do you think that hole came from, Chief?
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This is a good distillation of why it isn’t worth bothering with these people, they don’t actually care if women can get abortions or trans people can get medical care or of immigrants get rounded up into camps
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You cannot threaten me with “the United States will collapse if you don’t vote for Biden.” I’m fine with that. This is a bad country that brings nothing but pain and suffering to not just most of the world, but to its own people too. Let it end.
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You attempt just one violent coup and all the sudden people don’t want to give you the benefit of the doubt
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the trump ���bloodbath” headlines are disingenuous and embarrassing.
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@DefNotASynth @iamyesyouareno They are clearly in the process of enlarging the hole they just made, champ. Like 5 seconds of this 15 second video are two dudes making the hole larger
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@Halalcoholism People who are old enough to have graduated college are capable of making informed decisions about their romantic relationships
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The thing is that when you say this the Biden campaign believes you, crosses you off a call list, and courts a Jeff Flake enthusiast in Chandler instead
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“Enjoy Trump, ‘cuz we’re never voting for Biden” A pro-Palestine protester says to Biden supporters leaving from tonight’s fundraiser in New York
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@ManletThorin If you think the Wolf of Wall Street characters were portrayed sympathetically you should talk to a professional
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@WritesCoco I feel like we’re a year away from getting Catholicism and hunting
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@ryanflorence Skill issue
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Biden has done more or less everything he can do with his executive authority, and Dem governors/state legislators have almost all been very good on this (go Hobbs!), and you can tell they really mean it because they get absolutely no credit
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@revhowardarson I got into a big argument with a Ron Paul guy in college about the civil rights act and when I said “if the market would solve this why didn’t it in the South before 1964” and he just sort of short circuited. Like had just literally never thought of that
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I am going to be honest that if your first response to the victory of fascism is to gloat because you think it’ll make some internet randos upset I have some doubts about your commitment to the left
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@charlove @whstancil Biden’s going to eat shit so hard and this corner of twitter is going to be the most fun to watch.
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I continue to think it’s weird that people lie about this stuff, Biden overcame the concerted effort of Republicans to torpedo student loan reform by trying plans B-H, and the same Republican governors who engineered that are the ones deploying state troopers against protesters
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biden is trying to overcome his student loan debt controversy ahead of the election by just killing the students
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@BrandyLJensen Love and Thunder was written on too much cocaine, Dark World not enough, Ragnarok the correct amount
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@ax_angelo Try thinking of women as though they are human beings with personalities and agency, that might help
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@Woodsy0120 You should try talking to a woman at some point in your life, Chief
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@CamFantastic1 @revhowardarson You don’t actually need to infantilize guerrilla fighters, lol
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@betsywrene At no time during these 9 minutes does he appear to have any pride or joy in any of his offspring
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@LutherAbel1 @NRO “Sailors don’t fuck” some hill to die on, lmao
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@Vel332055 Right like he’s clearly signaled to be dumber/goofier than his sister he is saying this stuff to
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I get that she’s just playing a character and the kid is a framing device here but the idea of a toddler asking for cereal and the parent saying “great let me go make that from scratch” has me howling, much like the imaginary toddler
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I mean she MADE the cereal 😭😭😭 are you kidding me?
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@Stellaratum @lib_crusher To be honest this makes the nine dashes seem more intentional
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@zeckoid @nikicaga Does your mom know you’re on here
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@JulioCesarrMM @NYCFireWire This is a great plan if you assume nothing needs to go through the hose
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@Ruby_Stevens It’s so refreshing, he just like assumes you’re not a moron and uses the extra time to toss a car into another car
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@amazing_garrett Right, I’ll take things a deadbeat dad would say for $500, Alex
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@IwriteOK I met an Irish dude who won the lottery over there who was obsessed with the Titanic and it manifested as a Titanic-themed restaurant with a fanatical attention to detail (correct china and silverwear, etc) which seemed a bit odd at the time but now seems like a healthy response
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@EndWokeness Yeah man, can’t imagine the family of a black college professor living in the Bay Area might have been early adopters
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@zukosmadre I am always astounded at grown men who appear totally baffled by the existence of things like lighting, makeup, and camera angles
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@JoePostingg Also not the key point but the was built like max 250 years ago, these people don’t even get the period they want to RETVRN to right
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@bsbigsexy77 @iamyesyouareno You old weirdos yelling about how terrified you are of major American cities is always weird to me
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@flglmn The no bedtime caucus
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@hedgefundmafia @ByYourLogic “I’m scared of Culver’s” is something you couldn’t waterboard out of me
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@christapeterso This is like when you see a picture from a 90s magazine talking about someone with a big ass
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@isaiah_bb It is a sign that free speech is dead when I am able to express ideas and then people listen to and evaluate those ideas
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@sailorrooscout @EyesOnTheRight What do these people think Nuremberg was
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@darby_61 Right? It is your job as a parent to make sure your kid doesn’t think you abandoned them!
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@aquaimperium8 He’s a Manhattanite whose only artistic interest is Broadway musicals, his heart just isn’t in this stuff
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@William_E_Wolfe Bill, who is being forced into gay marriage against their will?
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@TeejeAffiliated Yes but I also talk to my kids
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@nikicaga I was a wildland firefighter for years and this makes total sense to me with what it looks like they have, the other thing these hooting peckerwoods don’t seem to get is that this fire was *really hot* and the are getting about as close as you can in a t-shirt
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@JoePostingg I used to live in Camden and lol
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@ettingermentum And each party took the wrong lesson from it
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@tiredgenerally After savings and consumption I have practically no money left
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@MandelaFace @revhowardarson If you have three rounds and get got by Wilbur that’s on you
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@sorkincel @nikicaga Shit I’ll come into anyone’s kitchen and be hungry
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@JHWeissmann “You’ve correctly called me a fascist but only by coincidence” is some hall of fame posting
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@adamschw @ShevekWasRight @AlexNorthrop1 @Anthony Its impressive you don’t seem to understand what happened at either crypto dot com or the Pentagon, lmao
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Not sure why Carl has decided to become a Nazi collaborator here but I hope that ends in the traditional fashion
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@blacklodgeb0b A little on the nose
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@wasphyxiation “I was a dick to a guy I just met and he stopped talking to me” is also a story without a deeper meaning
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@merovingians @cheer_wine “Listen Jack, there are at least three” earned his spot on Mt Rushmore as far as I’m concerned
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@jbouie Likewise, “defund the police” is blamed for crime bumps despite no defunding occurring, I guess because it created bad vibes
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As a lawyer I know that you can always trust a prosecutor’s gloss on sentence fragments from an interview for which you do not have a transcript
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Not knowing what year Beau died is pretty bad. Unless Hur is being outright deceitful here, I can’t think of any context from the interview that would fix that one.
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@revhowardarson Sort of reminds me of Lovecraft being as deeply horrified of the Portuguese and French-Canadians as anything else, like the product of an exceptionally good mind put to an exceptionally bad use
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@souljagoytellem The South Park dudes are and always have been regulation Mountain West Republicans
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@kiangoh @the_transit_guy It seems like being able to walk to her crush’s house solves the problem
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@BartenderHemry A cousin owning stock in a party is just straightforwardly not an ethics issue, I used to do conflict checks for judges all the time
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@NickySimps “I understand why my daughter would think I abandoned the family at 5” and “I lived down the street and have a good relationship with my kids” are not compatible statements
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@kferrDC @dollarbillbluez “The person I took an international vacation paid for a plane ticket and left early because of my drinking” yeah that seems fine
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@isaiah_bb This is like when Patrick Bateman tries to confess his crimes to his lawyer
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@mikurubaeahina The 2001 AUMF is sort of orthogonal to whether the President can respond to literal piracy
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@ArmandDoma We now say “person experiencing Frenchness”
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@PunishedLink @nikicaga Say what you will about Biden he’s got a good heart. Man is probably sincerely confused about a lot of the specifics but he knows bullying/persecution when he sees it
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@ryanflorence Again, “I buy expensive groceries yet my groceries are expensive. Curious”
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Men were a full 3 inches shorter back then on average and like 10% of them were so malnourished the draft board rejected them
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@cheer_wine Explaining my trauma to a Russian born in 1900
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@rhodeislander @mualphaxi Are you people unfamiliar with the passage of time?
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