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Karl

2 months

£1,265 Average fully comprehensive driving insurance cost in the UK £880 Katie Price was fined for driving without car insurance. Right, looks like I'm cancelling my car insurance tomorrow.

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11 months

Ages when they first met: Caroline Flack (32) & Harry Styles (16) Cheryl Cole (24) & Liam Payne (14) Prince Philip (18) & Queen Elizabeth II (13) Phillip Schoefield (50) & Matthew McGreevy (10)

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4 years

English taxpayers would be hugely financially better off without Scotland. SNP government are racking up the largest deficit in western Europe. Time we cut the purse strings and told the moochers to piss off. #BBCQT #ScotlandOUT #indyref2 #indyref2020

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2 years

@vedant_khanduja @tusentalsord @NoContextBrits Fuck sake. Can't believe I literally didn't see that 🤣

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5 years

Who else is sick and tired of watching police forces making complete twats of themselves every time there's a Pride event? Nothing wrong in celebrating pride, but if you're going to act like a twat, don't wear your uniform. If you wear your uniform then you're on duty. End of. 🏳️‍🌈

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5 years

Catherine of Aragon trending in the UK for the first time since 1536. Welcome back girl.

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2 years

Effect of #Lockdown : COVID infection rate 📉 Undiagnosed cancers📈 Untreated cancers📈 Excess deaths📈 Recession📈 Business collapsing📈 Suicide📈 Obesity📈 Heart attacks📈 Stress📈 Domestic abuse📈 Child abuse📈 Poverty📈 Inflation📈 Civil unrest📈 #LockdownUK #ReformUK

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6 years

Remember when bully Coleen Nolan compared #LGBT rights to promotion of ISIS? #SackColeenNolan #KimWoodburn #LooseWomen #CBB

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4 years

@james_mills__ "Texas BBQ Large" That's a man pretending to be a woman go get free pizza. 🤣

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3 years

@goldisacks Wedding, funeral & Christening. Cheaper to do all three at once. Disappointed at the lack of fireworks & hotdogs though.

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5 years

#HomeAlone remake cancelled

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3 years

#GBNews has about 3.7m viewers per month on average. There's more GB News viewers than 2019 LibDem voters. Yet some people still think this channel isn't supported & has no place on TV. Don't like? Don't watch. Simple as that. That goes for everyone, including Andrew Neil.

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2 years

@tusentalsord @NoContextBrits You gonna tell the rest of us? I have no idea what I'm supposed to see. Lol

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6 years

#BritainsGotTalent format Shit act Shit act Good act Competition T&C 5 minutes of advert Shit act Shit act Good act Competition T&C 5 minutes of advert Shit act Shit act Good act Competition T&C 5 minutes of advert Shit act Shit act Really good act everyone cries End of show #BGT

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4 years

Is Harry Redknapp's wife and Rylan's Mum the same person? #CelebrityGogglebox 📺 #Gogglebox 📺

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1 year

In the 80's they mocked & laughed at Vivienne Westwood. She died in 2022 aged 81 with a net worth of $185m. She had the last laugh.

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1 year

Where's the letters of no confidence for Rishi Sunak?

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1 year

Westminster Voting Intention: LAB: 48% (-1) CON: 21% (-5) LDM: 10% (+3) GRN: 7% (+2) RFM: 5% (-4) SNP: 5% (+2) Via @Omnisis , 17 Nov. Changes w/ 11 Nov.

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3 years

@PoliticsForAlI @thetimes Pinged Tesco worker can spend all day serving customers but isn't allowed to do any shopping on the way home from work. Who thought of this? 🤦🏻‍♂️🤣

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4 years

BREAKING: Sadly Maximus the rescued stray who was on the streets for years, passed away last night after taking a turn for the worse and having breathing difficulties. He's spent the last 8 weeks living in luxury with carers in a hotel. Neuter your cats people! 💔 #RIPMaximus

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4 years

When #Scotland has #indyref2 (not if, definitely when), I will travel to Scotland to campaign for the YES campaign. I will do as much as possible to inform the people of Scotland that #England has had enough and we want you to leave. #indyref2020 #ScotlandOUT #SNP #Engleave

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2 months

A Spitting Image scene from the 1980's has just been quoted as an anecdote about Margaret Thatcher. 🤣🤦🏻‍♂️ #GBNews

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5 months

Your Mum asking loads of questions during #EastEnders Christmas Day episode because she didn't watch throughout the rest of the year

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2 years

@PoliticsForUK 🚨| British public urge Nuremberg-style tribunal for Blair's crimes

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4 years

5+ meals for £5.09 and I still have half a bag of broccoli and half a bag of carrots left over. #EatInStaySafe #EatOutToHelpOut #EatOutHelpOut

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3 years

I love these two. 🤣🤣🤣 #Gogglebox

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3 years

Police Officers tweeting about refusing to enforce #Tier4 restrictions. #Lockdown3 #ChristmasIsCancelled #Conservatives

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2 years

@EgoDriv Russian history books be like

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1 year

Just voted for @reformparty_uk ! 🗳✉️ #ReformUK #MiltonKeynes

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4 years

@JackPosobiec The rest of the world:

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6 years

@SheffieldSUTR @AntiRacismDay This is what fascist Nazis look like in 2018:

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6 years

6's & 7's for Jonnie & Oti Two 9's for Debbie & Giovani's awful routine. Their worst dance yet. ARE YOU KIDDING ME? #Strictly #SCD #StrictlyComeDancing

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2 years

In a world full of boring people, be a Mrs Mangel. #Neighbours #NeighboursFinale

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2 years

@NewsForAllUK Is that James O'Brien going around as mask Police now?

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4 years

@Nigel_Farage I've been saying for years we need to cut communist China off for good. Just like we did with the USSR until it collapsed.

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3 years

I just want them back. #Gogglebox

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2 years

7.6k registered #Conservatives party members have signed a petition calling for Boris Johnson to be on the final ballot. How can Tory MP's & the 1922 Committee ignore this? #ToryLeadership #ToryLeadershipContest #GBNews

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3 years

@FootballlForAll If ever this JIF was appropriate

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6 years

Back in 2015 bully Coleen Nolan and her @loosewomen gang tried to bully @KTHopkins on air like they did #KimWoodburn today. I'm so glad Katie stood her ground. #SackColeenNolan #LooseWomen @ITV

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5 years

Why am I only seeing this for the first time!? This feels underreported. If we're going to start lecturing about domestic squabbles, then we should start closer to home. @BethRigby @adamboultonSKY #ToryLeadership #ToryLeadershipContest #Conservatives #Brexit #SkyNews

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5 months

September 2023: Sophie Anderson's ex-boyfriend ("Damian") Oliver Spedding spreads fake rumours of her death online. November 2023: Oliver Spedding is declared dead. December 2023: Sophie Anderson is declared dead.

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3 years

@MrHarryCole Easter? Is he fucking kidding? I expect lockdown over by 15th February when all 4 categories of those most at risk are vaccinated. Anything longer than 15th February is ridiculous and just deliberately damaging to the economy.

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6 years

#CBB #CBBBOTS Ginuwine: "My birth name is Elgin Baylor Lumplin" India's reaction: "I AM A REAL WOMAN!"

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2 years

@PoliticsForAlI I doubt any Greek has €100 to their name anyway.

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4 years

Muting this tweet now because I'm tired of responding to triggered fat people having a go at me for preparing 5 healthy lunches for 5 days. WTF is wrong with people? Enjoy your 50% off MuckDonalds & Blubber King & fuck off my timelines. P.S I love plain roasted chicken. 🐔😋

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3 years

Tier 5 restrictions to be announced is 10 Rels.

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2 years

@PoliticsForAlI @SamCoatesSky I love that MP's argue about politics on social media like the rest of us. 🤣

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3 years

Celebrity Big Brother but it's just these four

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6 years

@ScottGShore I got a D in maths, but my CV has always said C. #GCSEs2018

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3 months

First Tory plant. They must think we were born yesterday. We've all seen Question Time a million times before. #GBNews #PeoplesForum

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2 years

@EssexPR I'm unvaccinated and living with my family are vaccinated & they have all come down with COVID. I'm fine, symptomless & testing negative over a week in.

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7 years

Master: Is the future going to be all girl? Doctor: We can only wish. FEMALE DOCTOR???? #DoctorWho #DrWho

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3 years

@_kylemorrison "When I was your age I left school with no qualifications & just set up my own market stall & went from there." Don't work like that anymore grandad. You can't just set up a stall anywhere anymore. You need licences from your council, pitch fees etc. 🤦🏻‍♂️

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4 years

@Nigel_Farage #Italeave sounds better than #Italexit . I'm sure they'll probably have another phrase for it in Italian too. Good luck to them. If #Italy leaves then the EU is over. The EU can't survive with two of the big 5 (🇨🇵🇩🇪🇮🇹🇪🇦🇬🇧) leaving. #Brexit

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4 years

@NilWil1972 @peterprobert I hear #NHS staff say this all the time. The NHS was in a far worse state under Labour, especially when the money ran out between 2008 and 2010.

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6 years

Just me who really hates these two Muppets? #Gogglebox

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3 years

@stevebrookstein Germany: 3 Euros and 4 World Cups. 2 Eurovision Audi VW BMW England: 5 Eurovision 2 World Wars 1 World Cup 1 Brexit A sense of humour Weatherspoon Pubs

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3 years

@PoliticsForAlI That explains why people vote Labour.

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6 years

2017 killed off Ronnie & Roxy and Lauren & Abi. #EastEnders

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3 years

@PoliticsForAlI Thanks to the 30% for resisting. We're saving this country. 👏🏻

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6 years

8 minutes in. Mel and Sue have killed the greatest game show ever. #TheGenerationGame #GenerationGame

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2 years

This is the fairest article I've read in a long time. It wasn't Europe who hated Britain, it was the BBC. #Eurovision #GBNews @danwootton

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7 years

Clara became a Dalek. Bill became a Cyberman. Moffat loves turning the Doctors friends into enemies. #DoctorWho #DrWho

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4 years

Police are going in heavy handed on Patriots as though they're football hooligans. Where were the Police last weekend?

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3 years

@Thinkwert "Young people just need to work hard and make the same sacrifices we did."

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4 years

@CadburyUK Your bars are 30% smaller than they were 10 years ago anyway so they're already 30% less sugar.

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5 years

#GMB Meghan Markle: *breathes* UK media:

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1 year

Police wasted days searching a nearby lake when it turned out #LeahCroucher was in an attic of a nearby house the whole time. Her remains were found 3 years later. Don't make the same mistake with #NicolaBulley . Nicola could still be out there alive right now!

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4 years

@Cambridge_Uni You wouldn't be saying this if their opinion was deemed to be "far-right" .

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2 years

@ajlieshere Fuck me, Eminem's let himself go

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3 years

@a_stxx Me when I understood the joke after rereading 10 times

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6 years

@DanielleDASH @waitrose @waitrose Give this driver a pay rise and a medal. They're a local hero now. 🏅

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4 years

Examiners are given bonuses the more students they fail. Gov't make a killing from students paying to re-do their test multiple times. It's a tax. Instructors keep voting against the creation of a public data base which would show you their success rates. #SecretsoftheDrivingTest

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3 years

@GeorgePapa19 @Robbo1992x They're getting ready for the Harris administration

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6 years

@jessphillips You make this statement based on opinion of him being guilty when found not guilty. If you have any evidence then you should come forward. If not then you should respect the justice system. Women lie just as well as men. #Kavanaugh #KavanaughConfirmation #KavanaughVote

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3 years

@FootballlForAll @DailyMailUK Did they forget about it?

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2 years

@NewsForAllUK "They're not believing in COVID anymore. Time to unleash a new Pandemic."

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4 years

I never understand why the test gets tougher and tougher every year for new drivers. Have you seen how many shit drivers aged 35+ on the roads in the UK? Jesus. Most of them can't even park properly. #SecretsoftheDrivingTest

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7 years

And here's Coleen's best bits... #cbb #cbbfinal #cbbbots

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3 years

@drkohilathas @2xDutch31 The government should be releasing daily figures of those who have died within 28 days of receiving a vaccine. Why is this information being suppressed? They can't pick & choose the rules on death causation to suit their agenda. #NHS

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3 years

70 years of marriage. 81 years of friendship. Couple goals. #PrincePhilip #RIPPrincePhilip

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3 years

@CarverEmily The alternative is much better

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5 years

BREAKING: Jo Swinson's husband, Duncan Hames is Director of Policy for Transparency International. The company has recieved £3,463,55 from the EU since 2018. Conflict of interest. #Brexit #BrexitParty

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I think this is officially our oldest cast of celebrity housemates ever, and I'm loving every minute of it. 71 Louis Walsh 71 Sharon Osborne 66 Fern Britton 65 Levi Roots 58 Gary Goldsmith 51 Lauren Simon #CBB #BBUK

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WORST NEWS EVER 😡😠😬😤 He's already brought #cbbbots down to its lowest viewing figures ever #cbb #cbbfinal #bbuk

Rylan set for Emma Willis' Big Brother job: 'He's nervous about filling her shoes'

FORMER X Factor star Rylan Clark-Neal looks set to cement himself as one of the best TV presenters in the business.

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5 years

The #SupremeCourt ruling opened up Pandora's Box today & it will never be the same again. A precedent has been set that if you've got enough corrupt money behind you, you can now sue the government to have laws changed. Can we sue for PR voting system? 🤔 #Brexit #BrexitParty ➡️

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@PoliticsForAlI @thetimes Voters don't forget @Keir_Starmer spending 3.5 years trying to overturn #Brexit .

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2 years

@enlight_fitness Disagree. Regardless of body type or experience in the gym, nobody gets respect automatically in this world. It has to be earned & recognised. Respect for what anyway? War heroes get respect. Going to the gym doesn't merit respect. Lol

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@NHSEngland @NHSChoices can you solve my question please? #NHS #Maternity #Babies #Twins #ClocksGoBack #ClockChange #Halloween

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4 years

@Paul_UTFT #YouTube is a private company that should adhere to the laws of the lands it operates in. We have #FreeSpeech in the UK last time I checked. Paid for with the lives of heroes, written in law and backed up by the United Nation's Universal Declaration of Human Rights. #DavidIcke

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@ITV should invite Charles Ingram and Diana Ingram back to compete on @MillionaireUK for a celebrity charity edition. #Quiz #WhoWantsToBeAMillionaire

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3 years

BREAKING: Lee Rigby's killer Michael Adebowale is fighting for his life in hospital after being struck down with a severe case of #COVID19 . Can someone tell me why taxpayers cash & the #NHS are being wasted on keeping this monster alive? Let him suffer with no treatment.

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5 years

@Jacob_Rees_Mogg @Anna_Soubry This is out of your hands Jacob. If the left can intimidate you and your family and millions of other people, then the right can do the same back. It's only fair. It's justice.

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@PoliticsForAlI @guardian "Jabs will set you free" Sinister.

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5 years

#HongKong protesters lay the British Hong Kong flag in their parliament. It has never been more clear. The UK government must negotiate a deal with the Chinese government for a new lease on Hong Kong. It can be done. #HongKongProtests #HongKongExtraditionLaw

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BREAKING: Jean Claude Junker has just been caught live on #BBCNews having a massive hissy fit. 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣 (Turn sound up to hear better 🔊) #Brexit #BrexitParty ➡️ #Conservatives

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BREAKING: #China has been banned from airing the Grand Final after refusing to air Ireland & Albania on Tuesday. Let this be a pre-warning to Russia for Saturday. #Eurovision #ESC2018 #AllAboard #DouzePoints #12Points

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2 years

@hanwo0dward Control of power in the 🇬🇧 #UK this week: Mon: Elizabeth II & Boris Johnson Tue: Elizabeth II, Boris Johnson & Liz Truss Wed: Elizabeth II & Liz Truss Thu: Elizabeth II, Charles III & Liz Truss Fri: Charles III & Liz Truss

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@OfficialAitch Mum: "It's fine love. By the end of term you'll have grown into them."

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@xruiztru North America is no longer European anymore. 💔

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