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1 year

looking forward to the first video of a tesla trying to drive directly through it

Tansu Yegen

@TansuYegen

1 year

The display behind the truck shows the front so that you can decide to overtake it... #CES

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feels right that if a shark could communicate with us the main thought it would have to communicate is "i am a shark"

Jeff Barnaby

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2 years

A shark fitted with a GPS tracker drew a shark in the Atlantic.

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you can't buy marketing like this

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this cat wants me to believe she hasn't been fed all day but she doesn't know i can talk to my wife on the phone to find out

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they done it on the computer

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in the appendices Tolkien says that the characters are not *actually* called what they appear to be called in the text, that he has translated their "real names" into approximately similar english names, eg samwise gamgee is really banazir galbasi

Sturgeon's Law

@Sturgeons_Law

3 months

People love making this joke about Dune, where it makes no real sense since that it's set in the future & many common names now are thousands of years old, but not for LOTR, where it's much weirder for a guy to be called Tom.

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swedish people don't feed their guests

IGN

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2 years

Hayden Christensen said 6 words at Star Wars Celebration and sent the crowd wild.

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4 years

"protests turn violent" says the chyron underneath this footage of cops in full space marine armor shield-bashing a passing septuagenarian to the ground for no visible reason whatsoever

Timothy Burke

@bubbaprog

4 years

Salt Lake City cops shove down an elderly man with a cane for the crime of standing along the street:

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2 years

glad there are no recent examples of emergencies in the subway

Jared Chausow - Go to bit.ly/ParoleJusticeAction

@jchausow

2 years

As part of the crackdown on fare evasion, more emergency exits in NYC subways are locked. This is wrong and dangerous for countless reasons. Also a person on my train couldn’t get their baby stroller out. I tried helping them lift it over the turnstiles but it wouldn’t fit. 🤬

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1 month

ah well. it was though

Watcher.Guru

@WatcherGuru

2 months

JUST IN: Sam Bankman-Fried speaks out after being sentenced to 25 years in prison. "I never thought that what I was doing was illegal."

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3 years

this is such a funny image

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3 years

one of those moments where you absolutely feel the kinship of all human beings every where and at all times

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9 months

imagine how gross this could get

Massimo

@Rainmaker1973

9 months

Fluidity is a dishes drying rack designed to serve a double function. It lets you grow your fresh herbs and any small plant you want. The water that trickles from the washed dishes irrigates the plants [read more: ]

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17 days

important lesson here is never to give away any specific fact about your personal life on here

William B. Fuckley

@opinonhaver

19 days

How difficult laundry would be was also really oversold to me as a child. “Oh boy just you wait until you’re grown up and have to do your own laundry, mister!”…it’s like what 2 hrs of work twice a month to wash and dry clothes. You lied mother.

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2 years

???

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outrageous. juliet should only be played by an elizabethan boy in drag

iamyesyouareno

@iamyesyouareno

1 month

Romeo & Juliet movie then vs. now. They are rewriting history in front of our very eyes.

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4 years

"I survived rationing" yeah, that was the point of rationing

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Aaron Rupar

@atrupar

11 months

Trump notes his crowd is more enthused about bigotry than they are for tax cuts: "It's amazing how strongly people feel about that. I talk about cutting taxes, people go like that, I talk about transgender everybody goes crazy. Five years ago you didn't know what the hell it was"

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2 years

[thoughtfully] what if we told everyone the jews were poisoning wells

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reading this and suddenly realizing that the survey ranks new york so low because it is not possible to walk to the statue of liberty

sam

@sam_d_1995

22 days

this is the most unserious methodology I have ever seen

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3 months

thirteen hours of instant unconsciousness, not going to church, that sounds great

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1 year

incredible to have handled this so badly that celebrities, or their teams, are going out of their way to post about how they won't buy your product, on your product, in order to make themselves look cool to the other users of your product

Dionne Warwick

@dionnewarwick

1 year

I am not paying for a blue check. That money could (and will) be going towards my extra hot lattes. 😒

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3 years

it's probably very unpleasant and embarrassing to block the suez canal by accident but imagine how powerful you would feel if you did it on purpose

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10 months

it must be kind of fun to live like this. every moment an adventure, everything pregnant with meaning and mystery. signs and portents everywhere

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2 years

the night trump got banned from twitter and kept stealing his senior aides' phones to tweet from their accounts until they were banned too

Presidential Wisdom

@PrezWisdom

2 years

Steven Spielberg’s “LINCOLN” focused on the passage of the 13th Amendment. Which President would you like to see a movie about, and more specific, which part of their Presidency would you want the movie to focus on? #POTUS 🎥

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3 months

one of the weirdest replies i've ever got

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2 years

The capacity of Tunnels have other benefits like sitting alone in your car

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4 years

the nypd union just doxxed the mayor's daughter and twitter had to take the tweet down

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this routine is especially odd when it comes from people like seinfeld or john cleese, whose career-defining work has mostly aged perfectly well and has never really been cancelled or controversial

Julia Claire

@ohJuliatweets

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Jerry Seinfeld is on the New Yorker Radio Hour blaming "the extreme left" & "PC crap" for why there are no sitcoms anymore. Not streamers or any systemic reasons that we *just* saw at play with the WGA strike. Just "The wokes won't let us make comedy anymore." Absolute brain rot.

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1 year

judges love it when you do this

Joyce Alene

@JoyceWhiteVance

1 year

Donald Trump Jr. has posted a picture of the judge's daughter on truth social.

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1 year

in fairness to the "the sun is a different color now than when i was a child" person you would also sound mad if you said "there used to be more bugs when i was a child" but that one's true

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2 years

no it won't

VRScout

@VRScout

2 years

Apple's self-driving car could feature VR technology and no windows:

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@JoannaMang tell him that you will discuss the ball play situation only upon neutral ground

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2 years

this looks like one of those experiments where they give spiders cocaine to see how their webs turn out

Jason Pargin, author of John Dies at the End, etc

@JasonKPargin

2 years

Reddit really can be a magical place sometimes

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2 years

idris elba seems like he might be the world's biggest name star who they've never really found a good role for

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1 year

yeah sure buddy. that's what's happening

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2 years

i mean of course they can do it to you too. who in america was under the impression that the FBI couldn't raid their house under the right set of circumstances

House Judiciary GOP

@JudiciaryGOP

2 years

If they can do it to a former President, imagine what they can do to you.

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4 months

my reaction to 90% of this trad stuff is "no one is stopping you from doing this except you" but this one is really something. there is definitely nothing in 2024 america stopping you from commuting to work in a car

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1 year

to put this one in context you really have to read the update in the thread, where he clarifies that it was a little girl looking for her kitten

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2 months

i love the idea that they made this movie in the last 72 hours to spite rod dreher

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1 year

what if you need to get somewhere, and you have a baby

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2 years

surely at least one of the possible reasons has to be because you're dumb

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i wonder why the protestors might be very concerned about message discipline right now

in the pocket of Big Tenant

@AllezLesBoulez

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reporter having a paragraph long meltdown about being sent to a group’s press contact

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"what if we built a whole city in a straight line" is a serious contender for the dumbest idea anyone on earth has ever had

Philip Oldfield

@SustainableTall

3 months

Latest construction photos of the Line / Neom Those are going to need to be some hefty foundations if this ends up being 500m tall!!!

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lol

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3 months

i mean you don't have to be unconscious to not go to mass but, you know, why not

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i bet that feels great

weird opossum thing

@Sotchy910

3 months

today i learned that possums almost dont have any ridges in their brain :3333

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he was ten thousand times too fussy about language to just call some guy in another universe "Sam" without elaborate metafictional scaffolding. anyway imo this is the most fun thing about the books

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1 year

great to live in an almost entirely adversarial information environment

Dave Jamieson

@jamieson

1 year

This is demented

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the book you are reading (lord of the rings) is supposed to be tolkien's translation/fictionalization of the hobbits' "red book" of history, and he has englished some but not all of the names, depending on translator-type judgments as to whether translating is appropriate

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2 years

maybe we can try brain computer interface

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1 year

no offense to that guy, very brave of him, but that is a video of a hippo *choosing* not to escape

More Crazy Clips

@MoreCrazyClips

1 year

Security guard prevents hippo from escaping into public area at zoo

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they're definitely dead

‘Our patients aren’t dead’: Inside the cryogenic freezing facility with 199 humans on ice

For some people in Arizona, time and death is ‘on pause’. Inside tanks filled with liquid nitrogen are the bodies and heads of 199 humans who opted to be cryopreserved with the hopes of being revived in the future.

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5 years

FACT CHECK: it is technically true that Bill Gates has many hundreds of thousands of times more money than you. But this fact is not especially meaningful, because you are nothing, less than nothing, lower than an ant; the mere comparison is insulting to Mr Gates

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she kept up the performance consistently until my wife got home at which point she immediately gave up. i absolutely believe they have enough theory of mind to understand that the humans can communicate face to face, they just do not understand phones

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great recovery there by the aristocrat guy

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5 months

oh come on, it's not all his fault

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1 year

made it through another hard day of owning hitler's teapot, which i hate

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5 months

you may not like the sewers but where else are you going to see this much shit

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solemnly contemplating hitler's teapot, for what it can teach us about the evil that lurks in human nature

PatriotTakes 🇺🇸

@patriottakes

1 year

Harlan Crow’s Nazi memorabilia collection includes Adolf Hitler’s teapot engraved with a swastika and Hitler’s initials.

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[deducing what i imagine going outside would probably be like entirely from first principles] the homeless are the ruling class of american life

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1 year

no appeal has ever moved me less than the idea that i have a duty to spend an hour and a half every dat commuting in order to keep midtown commercial real estate prices up

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it is just incredible that the democrats nominated joe fucking biden and gave over most of their convention to republicans and politics hacks are still doing these "why are both sides so mean to voters in the middle" cartoons

CNN

@CNN

4 years

Any room in the middle? #CNNElection

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lol

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#⃣1⃣ ♂ feminst Marquess of Cholmondeley

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my only opinion is that the more they make them look like real people the more jarring the gameplay gets, which as i recall is mostly about committing hundreds of thousands of hit and run homicides

GermanStrands

@GermanStrands

5 months

Female protagonist in GTA 6. W or L?

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2 years

what if we simply convert every school into the classic AD&D module "tomb of horrors"

Matthew Gertz

@MattGertz

2 years

This is a real thing that a guest said on Sean Hannity’s Fox News show last night.

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so he says that "galbasi" translates to "gamgee" because both are derived from corruptions in their respective languages of words for "game" and "village" and "samwise" is a modernization of an old english word that means something like banazir and shortens to something simple

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4 years

order. order! Apology Court is now in session

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1 year

how can you possibly think the guy being thrown out of the lego store for ranting about sucking dick at the lego store staff comes off looking good

Charlie Kirk

@charliekirk11

1 year

WATCH: This father confronts LEGO for promoting LGBTQ agenda to children, then gets thrown out by store security. Why is LEGO doing this when its products are designed for children? 🤔

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cybertruck, cybertruck autopiloted cybertruck is it safe? listen man not if you're a pedestrian look out! here comes the cybertruck

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why is twitter so determined to make me follow the menswear guy

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i do think that tens of millions of americans are pathologically immoral

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surprised by this lawsuit because i had come to believe that works such as john wick 4 that were reproduced in full on twitter and not taken down for extended periods were licensed by the holders. in fact i continue to believe that, to the lasting damage of the rights holders

The Hollywood Reporter

@THR

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Twitter Hit With $250M Lawsuit From Music Publishers Over “Massive Copyright Infringement” Claim

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3 years

no!!!

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2 years

crime is down? maybe. but i've invented something i call Crime 2, and it's way up

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@steinkobbe one of the stupidest community notes i've seen

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1 year

congratulations to conservatives on a successful domestic terror campaign

Matt Young

@MattYoung

1 year

BREAKING: Full statement from Target announcing changes to Pride merchandise from stores ahead of June Pride month. Says threats to workers forced the change.

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why, if you have a desire for beauty that you expect to have catered to, are you watching a movie for children about radioactive turtle mutants that live in the sewer

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2 months

behold, the discourse

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you gotta wrap a chain round your arm before you fight a guy with a straight razor

phillip agnew

@iPhilSomething

4 years

can someone name me one joe biden policy point?

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people like to say "this isn't the future sci fi promised us" but this is absolutely the future philip k dick promised you

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this is absurd! screenshotting because I don't want to pile on the guy but having to issue a formal apology to people who were harmed by seeing a cartoon that told them they are not the best person in the world at math is absurd!

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2 years

never let a chiropractor lay hands on you any more than you would let a vampire into your house

neil orpen

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My daughter went for a routine chiropractor appointment. Now she’s paralysed - 1:20 000 chiropractic neck manipulations result in stroke from vertebral artery dissection

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excited to discover why this is unconstitutional

The Washington Post

@washingtonpost

1 year

The IRS has quietly built its own prototype system to allow Americans to file tax returns digitally and free of charge, according to three current and former agency officials, essentially creating government software that could disrupt the industry.

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i may not agree with the malaysian government's suppression of free speech but i will fight to the death for their right to execute ian miles cheong over it

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2 years

@BrandyLJensen some hand-obsessed people will see hands in this classic illusion, but really it's just a bunch of lines

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4 years

thirty years ago bush senior had the DEA set up a crack deal outside the white house so that he could hold up a bag of crack on TV and say that it was seized just outside the white house

Michael McFaul

@McFaul

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This is disgusting. We are becoming the Soviet Union.

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@richardz86 @bicketss i'm surprised it's so cheap. that's a lot of mice for the dollar

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Gerry Canavan (parody)

@gerrycanavan

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yikes

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no look i'm sorry but as a taxpayer there is a limit to how much i am willing to pay to have the coast guard fully prepared to launch into a bottom of the ocean floor private sub rescue at a moments notice

Business Insider

@BusinessInsider

11 months

The race to find the Titanic sub reveals how ill-equipped the US Coast Guard is in dealing with deep-sea disasters, expert says

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2 years

@detachment_red @guy_freire i can't think of a non-malicious way of using it

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5 years

this is the most powerful man in the richest nation on earth grappling with the most urgent crisis ever faced by the human race as a whole

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3 months

this cubes thing really is an insight into the authoritarian mind

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4 years

this is amazingly insulting to Kagan and sotomayor

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4 years

I survived food shortages as a child through nothing except my own gumption and a massive national program of food subsidies and controls designed to make sure I survived

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7 years

"crimes"