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cats, commies, and carbs she/her (yes, pronouns in the bio) i'm not actually a red army soldier

Michigan, USA
Joined March 2016
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10 months
this is literally a Simpsons episode
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3 years
liberals went from "no kids in cages!" to "what else are you supposed to do with migrant children?" even faster than I expected
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10 months
this is an insane way to view art, I'm sorry
@DrTanyaRoth
Tanya Roth (she/her)
10 months
Fun fact: no women speak until 20 minutes into #Oppenheimer and then within a minute there’s a sex scene.
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I was exhausted after training all day! More training this week!
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2 years
the funniest reaction to the slap has been comedians, with 100 percent seriousness, going "wow this is serious. none of us are safe now"
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2 years
this cartoon is driving me insane. if you are saving the peach for something tell your partner that! don't seethe about what better person you are
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3 years
girl what you actually want is an Anthropologie gift card
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3 months
women were not allowed to swim in the Senate pool until 2008 because someone wouldn't stop swimming naked. that's coincidentally the year Joe Biden left the Senate
@MNateShyamalan
soul nate
3 months
what’s the lowest stakes conspiracy theory you have? i think airplane mode is a hoax because they don’t want you texting your friends and telling them you’re not having fun on the plane
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5 months
do they realize that promoting celebs living it up in Tel Aviv while children are massacred in Gaza is deranged
@AvivaKlompas
Aviva Klompas
5 months
No big deal. Just Jerry Seinfeld eating a falafel in the middle of Tel Aviv. Carry on.
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4 months
this episode aired in 1997
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@kitten_beloved
Kitten 💖🐈
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It's funny how many people are confused about the politics of shows like the Simpsons It's about an intact churchgoing family with a stay-at-home mom where all major conflicts are resolved in the family unit But they say naughty words so they must be left-wing
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liberals love doing this. after Biden got elected they went from "no kids in cages" to "well what are you supposed to do with migrants?" so fast I got whiplash lol
@BrandonLBradfor
Brandon Bradford
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Okay, fine, I'll bite. What is the non-violent solution to the Houthis?
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4 years
she was a Republican during the AIDS crisis
@NelStamp
Nelini Stamp 🐺🐜
4 years
Elizabeth Warren is a gay ICON.
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10 months
idk why but this is the line reading that always kills me
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10 months
@siegemeister675 he wasn't gay in the first place
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4 years
Do anti Bernie folks realize he went up against the fucking Clintons and came out scandal-free
@DavidOAtkins
David Atkins
4 years
Do Bernie partisans not understand that if Bernie were the nominee, Putin would have hacked David's or Briahna's or Jane's emails or whatever? And that it would have done real damage?
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4 years
Dianne Feinstein is 86 years old and worth almost 100 million dollars. why does she even need to be trying to make extra cash. what does she need it for. absolute psychopath shit.
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it's so funny six to seven years ago this guy was solemnly considered one of the great public intellectuals of our age
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2 months
woke Cartman is a funnier concept than the South Park guys could manage
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we live in a country where 2 of the last 4 presidents committed sexual assault, we don't bother to test rape kits and police commit rape and DV regularly, and celebrity SA cases get turned into circuses, but you want me to believe we're decimating Gaza bc we care about rape now?
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4 years
you do not have PTSD because an election. get a grip.
@SayuBhojwani
Dr. Sayu Bhojwani
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THREAD -- A lot of us saw our hopes for a strong, competent woman president dashed in 2016 and we still have PTSD. I think that's holding us back from supporting . @ewarren publicly
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I love the idea that Hamas are uniquely evil terrorists, but they also have to carry print outs to remind themselves to kill as many people as possible
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NBC News
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BREAKING: Hamas intentionally targeted elementary schools in Israel, instructed terrorists to seize hostages, move them into Gaza, and to "kill as many people as possible," maps and documents recovered from the bodies of attackers show.
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this seems sustainable
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talking about escalating military tensions like it's the new Beyonce album
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5 years
well with medicare for all you can go to therapy
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2 years
I had memory-holed this. He walked in with a supermajority. Christ what an asshole.
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this is way closer to what "trad" is than a ethereal woman posting half a slice of homemade bread with a cup of tea on insta
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Lance🇱🇨
6 months
Damn why she mad at me for watching lol
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2 years
this is honestly the first time I've seen someone repost their own shit take to try and become the Main Character AGAIN
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roslyn 🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸
2 years
qwhite inchresting indeed
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going into the theater with a stopwatch and a clipboard
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4 years
you: terrified of soy destroying your gamer body Pangzai: eats tofu all day, smashes bricks, pounds beers, provides for his family and his community
@hebeipangzai
Pangzai
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Today, I prepared fried Toufu for the incoming Chinese new year and spring festival. My parents ,my wife and my daughter and son, we made it together. Very yummy! Tender with a crispy crust! They like it very much! What do you prepare for new year holiday in your country?
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I love this website
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it's actually very strange to spend your time posting as an edgy e-girl if you have a prestigious career
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6 years
i'm not sure you understand how ladies rooms work
@benshapiro
Ben Shapiro
8 years
If you whip out your female penis next to my small daughter in a ladies' room, I don't care what you think you are.
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@Juliephillia because like sex is a normal part of human life and it's a normal thing to include in a biopic I'm sorry that marvel destroyed your brain
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I'll just add before I have to mute this, this episode came out when I was in high school and I am 41 years old. we really are regressing as a society
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2 years
it's amazing how COVID would have been (still is) the perfect opportunity for Democrats to start to repair the social safety net, even a little bit, but they just sort of went "well that's enough of that"
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After Al Gore lost he took up a cause that wasn't about himself, did a speaking your, made a documentary, grew a beard and regained a lot of goodwill. Hillary just bitches about her loss and also shits on trans people for some reason.
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remember when this fucker cried and howled about having to walk like a half mile
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David Frum and his family once refused to board a plane because there were brown people on it lol
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David Frum
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I'd like to visit Isfahan in a free Iran
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Japan literally allied with the Nazis
@moseshessstan
moses hess
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Haha let me cherry pick a country, I swear this people are idiots and don’t want to admit that most of the world is broken up by ethnicities
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5 years
everyone on here complaining about Sander's tone has 100% screamed at a service worker
@JRubinBlogger
Jennifer Truth Over Phony Balance Rubin 🇺🇦🇮🇱
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a quiet, measured tone can be more effective than hollering, as Buttigieg demonstrated. There’s no need to scream or snap at the moderators, as Sanders did.
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its so cool how liberals feminists turned endlessly writing about rape into a cottage industry only to go silent when it became politically inconvenient
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no one is wasting their drugs on your shitty kids
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FOX 29
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Officials: Trick or treaters beware marijuana candy, edibles
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turning fash because your ironic mustache tattoo went out of fashion
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Rashida Talib went to a state university and a no-name law school and there is definitely a huge class element to why some people are mad that she doesn't talk like Mayor Pete
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she's right though
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Joe
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The sum total of this ladies beliefs appear to be that she shouldn't have to work a job
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@EricMGarcia
Eric Michael Garcia
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Which fictional character stormed the Capitol on January 6?
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someone really tried to snitch tag me to Stephen King lmao
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every time people bring up his houses, i like to think about his cute and normal lake house
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still is hilarious how liberal feminism both created and then completely devoured the Me Too movement
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I say this all the time, but a big part of Americans' hatred of teachers is simple misogyny
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Mack
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I have heard this from boys growing up and men my entire life, and it echoes true here - a large reason why boys aren't fulfilled in schools is because from a young age they recognize that they're more intelligent than most of their teachers.
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not giving Chelsea a full pardon was a completely cowardly move by Obama
@CNN
CNN
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Chelsea Manning's health threatened by solitary confinement in Virginia jail, her support group says
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imagine how mad Hillary Clinton is going to be if Bernie becomes president
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haven't seen this one on the TL yet
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@guy_freire the worst days on here are right after a sexual assault allegation drops on a popular public figure
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i'm sure i'm a bad feminist for talking about this but i think there is an epidemic of lonliness amongst single men in this country
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this is the funniest way to frame not liking weed
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didn't RBG officiate a wedding a few weeks ago and the couple was like lol don't worry she's fine
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@guy_freire everyone knows parents are famously chill about their kids sports teams, they will never think to use this maliciously
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liberal feminism v. socialist feminism:
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it's hilariously racist to look at our long history of antisemitism and white supremacy and blame it on China
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says a lot about the DNC that they made people go out and vote in person during the height of the pandemic, then of course held a virtual convention for their elites
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also complaining about a topless woman in a sex scene... are you 12? what is happening
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6 years
kick all the white nationalists off your fucking website
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jack
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Do everything it takes to #KeepFamilesTogether . What are the highest impact ways to help?
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Democrats ran on $2000 checks, and immediately scaled it back when they got elected. This is the kind of thing people remember. Nobody irl cares about what leftists bicker about online
@JHWeissmann
Jordan Weissmann
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A large portion of the left appears to be devoted to scoring flimsy rhetorical points about the expiration of pandemic aid programs at the risk of re-electing Donald Trump.
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my Qanon uncle is convinced this is a picture of John Kerry in his youth
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it's apparent that liberals made a show of showing tolerance to Muslims for a few years as more of an anti-Trump performance than anything else at all
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the idea that our political leaders owe us literally nothing is one of the more hilarious developments I've seen in a while
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you're not required to like any art but "I could do that" is lazy. find a clearer way to express what you don't like. the truth of the matter is, you can't do that and you didn't
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Anthony Kennedy DID step aside and hand-picked his replacement. the right understands the game and liberals just don't.
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it would be funny if this raid occurred because of something they got from Alex Jones phone lol
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then Liz Warren ran a miserable campaign. what the fuck do you want.
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jfc the whole point of the movie is how untreated alcoholism drives Jack to be an abusive husband and father. it's very much a movie about toxic masculinity.
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uh then what happened
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Manisha Sinha
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Historian here, happy to vote for the Weimar Republic over Hitler @DavidKlion
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i think because I'm an elder millennial I remember women in the 90s making better music
@emilykmay
emily
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if you are a millennial white woman who is mostly meh about taylor swift's lyrics can you pls tell me a little bit about yourself? enneagram? myers briggs? do you have zero mental illnesses?
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tfw you can't think of even one real Black woman or black fictional heroine
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do these people ever NOT want to speak to a manager
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i'll bet you anything Bernie Sanders doesn't know what Gamergate is, which is one reason why he should be president
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@ManuclearBomb I don't know if it's the *best* joke but I think about this one all the time
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that was the same year Ellen came out btw, positive portrayals of lgbtq on network television were rare
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this is a straight up Nazi talking point
@TuckerCarlson
Tucker Carlson
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You think any of these people care about family separation? If they did, they’d be upset about the collapse of the American family, which is measurable and real. They’re not. They welcome that collapse, because strong families are an impediment to their political power.
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I'll add that my super Catholic cousins were not allowed to watch it as kids, and old people like me will remember how Bart being rude to authority figures was almost a national panic among Christian conservatives
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the wolves have mutated (that's bad) but they've developed resistance to cancer (that's good) they're wandering Chernobyl (that's bad) they're helping scientists fight the disease in humans (that's good)
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@SkyNews
Sky News
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Mutant wolves roaming the deserted streets of Chernobyl appear to have developed resistance to cancer - raising hopes the findings can help scientists fight the disease in humans. Read more 🔗
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please no
@ADHDdesigner
ADHD Designer 🟣👩🏻‍💻
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How much of the “manic pixie dream girl” trope/trend was just fictionalised depictions of women with undiagnosed ADHD? A thread 1/6
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@OrangeCoSheriff @OCFireRescue tell them to stop sampling the evidence
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no we aren't
@Craig_A_Spencer
Craig Spencer MD MPH
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We’re finally getting the national COVID-19 response we needed a year ago.
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a literal pedophile was GOP house speaker for eight years
@Jack_Burkman
Jack Burkman
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Every female Democratic candidate is married to an adulterer. This is a fact. Now you know why the GOP is the party of values.
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this self-described left-winger was doing PR for the NYPD immediately in the wake of Eric Garner's death
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@yaelbt
Yael Bar tur 🎗️
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As a left-wing Israeli let me tell you: there will be no forgiveness. We won’t forgive Hamas, their supporters, and those who choose to look the other way.
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we're not doing this anymore, it's 2022
@BrianScottLang
Brian | GotG Vol. 3 era
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the most recent hated mcu projects are all women led like yall are not even hiding it
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there are slave markets in Libya now
@JoyceWhiteVance
Joyce Alene
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Hillary Clinton's understanding of foreign affairs is jaw dropping & I'm feeling very sad for our country right now.
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yeah I wonder which states have better labor conditions and people are more able to take time off
@TheDailyShow
The Daily Show
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sometimes I swear these posts are plants by Doordash
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how the fuck is Henry Kissinger still alive
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@MindyWbal @wbaltv11 how many mimosas are you going to have at brunch tomorrow
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smoothest of brains
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yes, the point of this post was "ladies, it's your duty to sleep with these guys" and not "performatively dunking on men in distress is cruel"
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@inaoifeble I've unlearned a lot of this behavior (for better and for worse) and now when I'm around my family i feel like screaming "JUST SAY WHAT YOU WANT"
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红色娘子军🌹
4 months
there is no ethical and sustainable system for having door-to-door hand-prepared food for such a (relatively) small fee, just like there is no ethical 5 dollar temu hoodie. I'm sorry I don't know what to tell you
@AshleeMBoyer
Ashlee
4 months
We're ready to help y'all advocate for better conditions when you are. Tell us how we can help your cause
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红色娘子军🌹
2 months
the idea that sex work is easy and it's something that any woman can do in lieu of the regular job market is just misogyny
@aliciaandrz
Alicia A-Z, PhD, she/her
2 months
I’ve had two female professors confide in me that they have fantasies of leaving academia & starting an onlyfans instead for more money, better work-life balance, & less exploitation—& I don’t know y’all, the way they framed it made a lot more sense than the joke should.
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红色娘子军🌹
5 months
libs used to just tattle to your boss if they didn't like your tweets, now they want your whole extended family killed
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