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@hannnsssen

2 years

@bingusVEVO @punished_cait Or hoarding and protecting of everything they ever own for fear of having it THROWN AWAY

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@danielleweisber Our most recent rescue, Pizza, was literally brought to our house by other neighborhood strays when he was sick because apparently we have built up quite a reputation

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@chunkbardey In my head “ac” is synonymous with “cooling” so if I said “turn down the cooling” that would mean make it warmer, because there is less cooling happening. If I ever doubt the clarity though I’ll just say “turn up/down the temperature”

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@cervixpiercer @suspiraserhead “Assigned female at birth and I never understood the assignment” goes wicked hard

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1 year

@shreyabasu003 Somehow it got worse

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3 years

@freddietrmpr @bluehoodiebaby To add, it’s not just customers we have to deal with in food service. It’s grubhub etc. drivers too. I once had a driver knock over our entire rack of pickup orders and throw shit at us because we didn’t have his pickup ready yet. It was peak and we’d JUST received the order.

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@hannnsssen

2 years

@DeConfederate @chelseyhotel Monster movies are the biggest offender here, like how has no one ever heard of zombies before? Or vampires??? (Shoutout Lost Boys and Santa Clarita Diet for having geeky ass kids who know what’s up!) I can understand it if it’s just general ghosty or murdery but come onnnn.

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@EvolvingAndre @sahana_srini I mean it’s right there in the title smh I swear some people have no reading comprehension

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@JEllulz @Payton_Writer @haleematthews @HaLoTeachLearn @kaitfeldmann I definitely see both sides but as someone with chronic pain and illness who recently worked a job where vacation and sick leave came out of the same PTO pool, unlimited vacation would actually be a lifesaver.

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3 years

@MythSerene @Big_CheeseZX @jzux It took me far too long to know what you meant here

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@victoria_qtpi @ElyKreimendahl I picked a costume I could make out of normal clothes and a tiny amount of diy and then put off the diy until the last minute and it’s killing me

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1 year

@LeftAtLondon Her initial point was that the trans ones “normalize female genital mutilation” because they “look mutilated” and like…sorry would you NOT also want women who have actually been mutilated to feel normal and beautiful??? Like if that’s your transphobia defense it’s not a good one

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@Kul3_Dud34 @EPM106 “Perhaps he needs a hand” gets me every damn time

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3 years

@fuckmarrywill It appears you’ve studied the texts

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3 years

@ThrowBats @brandonslaterr You can only file “simple” returns for free. That’s living in one state, no student loan interest, etc. I had to file for two states last year, and my job in one state was a student job on campus (untaxed) so I paid $40 to file for a $12 return 🙃

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3 years

@purple_mxxn @rightsforrosie @hmcomisky @lordlochness @eemartin23 @MissValentine @PrivateCaboosey @iamlaurenp This whole thread is so confusing literally everyone is in agreement 😭

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3 years

@gaybimb0 Literally just make a fruit salad wtf

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1 year

@JordanUhl Use $20 to buy 10 lighter plants. In 6 months you have 250 lighters. Plant those into 250 lighter plants. 6 months you have 6,250 lighters. Plant them-

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3 years

@ronnui_ @memetazaa I hope he forgot which one it was in and had to go through every single pocket looking for it

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1 year

@Saravi_ @ask_aubry Or they fold in half and get that gnarly crease down the middle that never, ever goes away

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@mylife365_ @asj519 Wait, she didn’t even get boobs until she started birth control at 22? And NOBODY thought that sounded like a hormone deficiency worth investigating?

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@hannnsssen

2 years

@MalnieHameX @PearlKosi Why are you looking at this cute silly tweet and deciding you know more about life than the people it’s about do??

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3 years

@2Saddington I hope I’m not too late

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2 years

@slwein @austinfig @PettyWakandan @calebsaysthings The last one I stayed in asked us to clean up after ourselves and I mean yeah I wasn’t planning on *not* doing that…until we went to cook dinner the first night and everything in the kitchen was greasy to the touch. Wtf am I paying a cleaning fee for

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@House_Feminist ???

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1 year

@333jupitersbbc @ask_aubry So much of this skeletal gender bullshit is suuuuuper Eurocentric - unsurprising considering it’s basically phrenology 2 electric boogaloo

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@hannnsssen

4 years

@jeannap23 @jadapsmith @shanedawson “Everyone was doing it” is an excuse for bad hairstyles and fashion choices, NOT for pedophilia and racism.

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3 years

@MythSerene @Big_CheeseZX @jzux Gotta agree that’s one cute baby

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2 years

@MatthewFerrari I took a video editing class once and the professor said to try to cut after no more than three seconds to keep it interesting and this is what everyone’s final project looked like

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@hannnsssen

3 years

@belicisii @goddessslena1 @Pastel_Dreams98 @llexiell @xxoorita Lol who’s paying higher wages?? Most food service still makes minimum plus tips, and the tips are shit right now too because doordash/grubhub/etc. only tips the drivers.

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@hannnsssen

2 years

@Sammiloola @brownstocking I work in food service and I have chronic pain so I’m pretty much always having a shitty day and I have never, EVER let it affect my attitude toward customers, even when they were being pains in my ass. Everyone has bad days but that’s not an excuse to treat other people poorly.

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@Elainebks @Melissafl6485 @sallydipple @PaulSteamman @GaviBegtrup None, thank god, but imagine if they had. THAT’S the issue. Not that it happens every day, but that it very well could. Abuse is real and rampant and ignoring it because it’s “an outlier” does nothing to help.

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@hannnsssen

3 years

@notwendows @CR0C0DILESCRY Reed sounds like read but not read which sounds like lead and led but not lead

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@hannnsssen

1 year

@raunchonpizza Don’t be shy throw on some goat cheese

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@hannnsssen

2 years

@Elainebks @Melissafl6485 @sallydipple @PaulSteamman @GaviBegtrup 5 may be an extreme example but I had many friends in elementary school who had their periods already - it’s not *that* extreme of an example.

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@hannnsssen

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@LittleDidVKnow @davidxcallan I don’t know if I heard it somewhere or if it’s just something I accidentally made up but I always though getting the bay leaf in your serving was a sign of good luck :) then again maybe I’ve just been lucky enough not to choke on it lmao

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@hannnsssen

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@pllski @nolemonnomelon All kinds of groups get discounts for all kinds of things. And this one isn’t even something you can prove, so if you want the cheaper price you can literally just lie. Unlike child and senior discounts where it’s pretty obvious whether you’re eligible

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@hannnsssen

1 year

@zukosmadre In my public speaking class I did my final speech on stereotypes & diversity in media and I mentioned gamergate and this straight white gamer boy said “well I just feel like I shouldn’t be forced to play as a girl” like bro ???

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@OnlineIRL_ @your_nutt @BiblicalAnarchy I mean the pregnant person could just die :) I’m sure they’d be fine with that alternative

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@hannnsssen

5 years

@joedeal_ She looks like she’s tryna break in some new shoes and she’s really not feeling it

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2 years

@RubyBellChicago @DeConfederate @chelseyhotel See I like that argument for like, ghost movies or serial killer stories- but I feel like people would absolutely yell ZOMBIE PLAGUE if anything even close to a zombie plague broke out, even if they weren’t being super serious.

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@hannnsssen

3 years

@PrimeVideo How about female heroes who don’t look like barbies? Also how about living wages :)

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@hannnsssen

2 years

@REirikr @43752083470g @nervouswee @laynethebaker @yeoldedad I also think boys are taught that it’s okay to defend themselves and girls are never taught how to do that. We get the mixed messaging of “men will protect you!” and “men want to kill you!” from a very young age lol

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@hannnsssen

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@elonconomy @Q006205525402 @dieworkwear Tell that to interviewers who DEFINITELY make assumptions based on interviewee’s appearance. Tell that to offices with dress codes even for video conferences from home.

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@hannnsssen

3 years

@EugeneLeeYang Nobody’s gonna mention the owl wearing a hijab!! Blue said intersectionality 👏 or 👏 bust 👏🎉

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2 years

@43752083470g @REirikr @nervouswee @laynethebaker @yeoldedad Also, to be fair, I often tell my roommates/friends where I’m going if I’m going out, even if I’m just running to the corner store lol. For the exact same reason! Always thinking about safety

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@hannnsssen

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@keldotlauren I liked the actual movie one but this is such a cheap close-enough imitation they would’ve been better off just making tee shirts

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2 years

@DeConfederate @CApluralist @RubyBellChicago @chelseyhotel Oh they would 100% be the “oh no I didn’t get bit what are you talking about” friend who absolutely did get bit.

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@hannnsssen

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@HofeLegit @RespectfulMemes

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@kkrocketz In college our dorms were gender separated by floor and you could only access the floor you lived on with your key so whenever I was visiting my boyfriend I had to use the men’s room and miraculously no one was weird about it

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@hannnsssen

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@SkinnyTuna I got a referral once for punching a girl in the face WHICH I DIDNT EVEN DO and the principal was like honestly idc maybe you should have

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@darkwolfzs69 @fayemikah “Lost job, need housing” is not consent it’s desperation

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@hannnsssen

2 years

@michcoll I (lone, small female) changed my walking route once to avoid a shirtless dude riding his bike around in circles, ended up getting trapped by a different guy I hadn’t seen before I made the turn, and shirtless bike dude came to my rescue so fast. Ty shirtless bike dude :)

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@hannnsssen

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@MediaOffline1 @IRHotTakes Misspeak when first introducing a character, be viciously mocked for it, try to correct it, players will not back down, name becomes canon…a tale as old as time, truly

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@hannnsssen

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@sportyspices @sarahschauer Mine was more of a “I’m gonna knock before I enter so you have half a second to hide before I open the door and if you ever install a lock I’m taking off the door entirely” household 😶

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@thenxtstarboy @itszaeok Your middle school English teacher only told you this so you would actually learn to do research sorry bud

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@hannnsssen

3 months

@toothfairyfemme If I make $17 an hour and my coffee is $6 that’s like 20 minutes of work to pay for a lil treat that’ll completely improve my mood and my focus for at least a couple hours. Sometimes a lil treat is more than just a lil treat

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@bryanswiley @samirasabriye Do you know how many HOUSED people out there have all these problems and more? Stop acting like homeless people deserve more scrutiny than anyone else.

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@hannnsssen

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@liltinyhypes @ChrisGableDO @Solja42 @ninaturner It takes like ten seconds to google something. (Second pic is from the Insider article I found the study through, which was literally the first google result for “leading causes of death in pregnant women”)

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@hannnsssen

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@SaeedDiCaprio On first glance it’s obviously off-center but even after adjusting for that (slight rotate and shift to the side) it’s nowhere near symmetrical like you’d think a computer could figure that out you know

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@hannnsssen

3 years

@knaveofcups @CentipedeMouse @travislambirth @christapeterso All of my best professors (and even a couple high school teachers) went by their first names. There’s gotta be something to that.

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@hannnsssen

1 year

@beckyloohoolee @pearlythingz And tbf some people do enjoy a more “traditional” labor split - but just bc labor is split doesn’t have to mean one partner is submissive/subservient. Teamwork doesn’t work without mutual respect and honor!

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@hannnsssen

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@perfectpiegal @BraveIrene77 @Negritude95 @WeRuNYBhris_ Look, I get that you’re upset, and you have every right to be! But trust me, what I did was in BOTH of our best interest. If you can’t understand that it’s because you’re just not on my level 💁‍♀️ -♒️

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@hannnsssen

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@SwampWriter @chris_belcher I’ll take a shit in a zoom call I don’t give a FUCK. Just mute the mic and keep the camera up high if it’s on at all 😂🤷‍♀️ as long as it’s not disruptive people should be able to do what they want in their homes for their own comfort. (This is all assuming it was an online class.)

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@leyvalkyrie @hopes_revenge There are twice as many farts as usual

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@hannnsssen

3 years

@doinkpatrol Idk why people think “take a book leave a book” has to be followed exactly 1to1 🤦‍♀️ take what you want, leave what you can, who tf is that hurting? Also when people complain about the whole stock being taken...yeah good riddance it was probably starting to mildew anyway 🥴

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@hannnsssen

2 years

@Sciaticnervous @weadhitter @flugenhof I watched this movie with my sister, both of our boyfriends and our dad and let me tell you that was NOT the move

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@hannnsssen

1 year

@zemthings @ask_aubry Calls the new girl “quite dull and stupid” and then describes…a perfectly normal 19 year old girl.

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@hannnsssen

1 year

@sarahthemoose And on top of all the other very valid reasons, homeless people deserve little moments of happiness, too. They can use that money to treat themselves to something no one would ever think to give, because we’re too focused on “only the necessities.” Everyone deserves happiness.

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@hannnsssen

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@UglySober @bonstad @ProfeDeAngelo @GaryMarcellus @Budrino Not to mention the shoddy, if any, medical care provided. Oh, you’re actively vomiting/bleeding from the head/feverish and dizzy? Best I can do is let you lay on this couch for twenty minutes and either send you back to class or call your mom.

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@bunkbedsurvivor My roommate is a hot and good bartender but she dressed as a Star Wars alien for Halloween what do you have to say about that

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@hannnsssen

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@DoctorPissPants I respect the whole dance thing like it’s pretty cute ig but why is the groom giving me cuck chair vibes at his own wedding

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@hannnsssen

2 years

@Elainebks @Melissafl6485 @sallydipple @PaulSteamman @GaviBegtrup I got blocked :)

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@hannnsssen

3 years

@Neon_Lights12 @KylePlantEmoji Thank you for sharing because iPhones don’t do that (yet?) and I was like wtf is Kyle talking about 😂

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@hannnsssen

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@Whoever69825008 @Sourpatchbat @Larissa_K_Kelly Or “she specifically told me what she wanted for dinner tonight but I remembered her saying this was her favorite once upon a time so I made it instead, having forgotten that she Cannot Have This Meal Anymore because I never really listen to her and now I’m the bad guy”

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@hannnsssen

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@buggirl @MycenaLink Right like “look at the white line” is advice meant for when someone’s accidentally driving with their brights on, or you can’t see the yellow lines well bc of rain/ice. It should NOT be necessary all the time???

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@Lady_Meansie @ahouse4all If they can’t even afford a few thousand for a deposit how are they supposed to make a down payment on a house

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@hannnsssen

4 years

@GuyMcDothings @cakemason98 @bocxtop I led the pigeons to the flag of the United States of America. And to the republic, where witches stand, one nation, undergone, invisible, with liver tea and just us four walls. Middle schoolers were dumb as hell but this still felt better than saying the pledge every day lmfao

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@realagchronos @0xgaut They definitely tend to overheat if you use them while charging. I’ve never had it get bad enough to kill the phone (or even display a warning) but you can feel it

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3 years

@fuckmarrywill Omg I’ve never caught it before what a night

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8 months

@MeganBitchell Except for when it is like liquid blood and the whole toilet becomes strawberry lemonade when you pee

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2 years

@PBP1366 @CPT_Convincey @ry_a_hill @TheUnaButters @twjpdx23 If this were true there would not be new sedans or coupes on the market, and yet

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@thebrainrotkid @SEXYLIKESELENUR Do you think Palestinian citizens aren’t also being killed

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@MiaPiaTheFourth @bornloser25 @Carson86234854 @poetatoeboi Yeah I drain my meat too but RINSING IT? No ma’am that is where I draw the line

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@simone_s_86 @seoblurs @thesoftesthalo @st4rjel The bathrooms are also like this in park and rest stop bathrooms that are open 24/7 though. And 24 hour grocery stores, etc.

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@sagtmal @baddanadanabad In case you have to make a speedy exit for a reason not unlike this one

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1 year

@BirdRespecter When I make my coffee at work I always look over both shoulders before adding salt like I’m doing something illegal

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2 years

@REirikr @43752083470g @nervouswee @laynethebaker @yeoldedad Personally my parents put me through kung fu lessons - until the teacher turned out to be a Not Great Guy™ lol how ironic - but this messaging doesn’t just come from family, it comes from everywhere. Women who ARE tough are “weird” and when we show anger we’re “crazy” etc. :,)

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@ThomasHasson10 @JoshuaMPatton @real_cultleader @NeilNevins @DJSCheddar @staticbluebat People are allowed to fine shticks unfunny

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@wubbzystan @notchilllauren @babykswoop @coochieflop If cops didn’t shoot black people for literally complying maybe more people would comply 🤯 but you don’t wanna talk about THOSE cases huh

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@marsundercover @V0RESY0U You can lose relationships and even jobs over people finding your nudes online. Imagine if they weren’t even real - and you can’t defend yourself without somehow PROVING it’s not you, which would also have to be a super violating process.

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@kkrocketz Well okay there was a guy who pooped with the stall door open because he liked to talk to people as they walked by. But that was separate from the whole girl-in-the-boys-room thing. Different kind of weird.

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@hannnsssen

4 years

@JeffisTallguy My sister sucked all the ink out of three sharpie highlighters once

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2 years

@CApluralist @RubyBellChicago @DeConfederate @chelseyhotel BIG difference between responsibly handling a very “normal” non-zombie pandemic and literal brain eating walking corpses, lol. (But this also helps my point in a way- plenty of people WERE sounding the alarm for a long time before it even became a huge problem.)

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@Nova__999999 @criesce @feelingsstores @NightlifeMingus Sinks functioning, soap usually refilled!

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@Random_Shawness @Spacewolf_Chris @tonycomley @DakkMc @hikikomorphism Or dark fantasy anime

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