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@amandatoryfigs

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zero redeeming qualities. one of god’s own prototypes. too weird to live, and too rare to die.

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Joined July 2019
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Americans are dying because they can’t afford to go to the doctor.
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BREAKING: The House just overwhelmingly approved the $886 billion National Defense Authorization Act. That's nearly a trillion dollars going to weapons and war. And a whole lot of it will line the pockets of wealthy defense contractors instead of helping working class people.
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it kills me that this unfortunate girl is trying to read him for “looking 30” when they BOTH look 30, but she’s 20 and he’s almost 40 😂😂😂
I love a good generational smackdown. Millennials up!
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@HeyAprill when I worked at sephora we used to have women who’d come by and do their whole face with testers on their way to work or an event. GNARLY.
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@latkedelrey weird how people are developing fatigue and exercise intolerance and never ending brain fog and losing hair by the fistful and developing diabetes and kidney failure and having brain damage after “basically the flu”
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@RaveenTheDream when I was a sophomore my English teacher couldn’t stop calling me Shannon (not my name) I leaned in and started writing Shannon on my tests & papers and adding literary character names from stuff we were reading in class. By the end I was Shannon Lucius Flavius Polonius Monk 😂
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@SomaKazima Oooh update update: she’s got an emergency protective order, raised over 25k on gofundme, took her Amazon wishlist down bc she ran out of room, and is moving! Women from all over are offering to give her their clothes and things for her son 🥺
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@p8stie I just can’t find women having flings with adult men while abroad analogous to men who buy child prostitutes and human trafficking victims in impoverished nations.
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@LenValyrian I learned that sometimes, parents with unresolved trauma can be jealous of their children. It doesn’t make sense to reasonable adults & it’s hard to understand, but a young boy who’s creating a future for himself with aptitude & work might be creating that for an unhealthy dad
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@SomiEkhasomhi A friend’s kid had a leg on the dash when an accident happened and shattered his whole leg, terrifying
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@LaVidaLolaaa I’d just add, from a professional photographer, please for the love of god don’t do this with your photographer. You WANT someone who specializes in weddings and who’s getting paid enough to have the right gear and backup gear. Plus, if your cupcakes suck, not a huge deal. If …
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@MissSassbox He remembers your favorite items at the grocery store and shares logins with you. He likes to get pedis with you and knows 20 different ways to make you call him big poppa.
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@charliefbaybee Now might be a good time to let yall know the rate of tuberculosis in children 0-5 increased by 26(!!!!)% last year *alone* It might also be interesting to know TB is called “consumption” because the disease eat your body from the inside out while you waste away.
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@lucky_number9_ @NoFucksNic @EscaflowneClown Jesus fucking Christ. I can’t begin to imagine. May they be punished while that poor child heals.
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@Jnrhal_85 yikes. shame what can happen when you try to publicly bully someone who wasn’t talking to you
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@SyaadVibez @lemonadeissad @sighjunwa Women have been murdered for declining to give a phone number. We can’t win.
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@ask_aubry If someone is following you, never rush home. I know it seems obvious, but to younger folks, it isn’t, and wasn’t to me when I was. Call for help while you’re out.
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@trad_west_ Funny, that’s not what the artist says about it
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@MailOnline @CrocodileCam can you please talk about how important conservation is, and the sick pointlessness of game hunting?
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@emotionValuPack @svershbow You can have my skinny jeans when you pry them off my cold dead delightfully fat ass, accentuated by my skinny jeans
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@ask_aubry You know what? She still dodged a bullet. Because someone who can delight in your abuse when it comes from someone else is capable of doing the same. You just don’t find out until it’s too late. Hope she’s safe.
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@le_Diabolique_ @TheeRudyRu Plane, gym, nail salon 😭 I’m so worried for everyone. Please stay safe guys, and sanitize everything you can!
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@jhilikeye @FromAerin People really don’t understand this anti-intellectualism, anti-science streak has SERIOUS consequences. How heartbreaking for that family
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@ella95louise @lonely_thugg It’s been widely reported she and Khloe are both taking injectable GLP1 meds (which are for diabetics) for weight loss. So much so that some diabetic folks are having trouble getting them due to popularity for weight loss. I have a hard time believing she’d go VSG.
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@celluh_Montana @Zujabes Colourpop telling you to grow up and leave Morphe 😭
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@badgalxli @SlimHeroics The man who literally wrote the textbook on infectious disease and practiced impeccably for decades orrrrr the quack who says you can cure HIV if you skip broccoli and was barred from making false claims by SCOTUS?
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@H1TWOM4N you guys her name is esther and she is pure as the driven snow 🥺
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@Snow_Blacck Friendly reminder that running activates prey drive and guarantees a dog will chase you. Dogs who had no inclination to chase will start chasing if you run. Though… hard to remember in these situations :(
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@Mrs4wrd @travel_baee @burnerpaige Not the dirty version of Up 💀
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@sharinglung5 @AkilahObviously @AdamParkhomenko Having boundaries and standards for how people behave in polite society isn’t aggression. The aggression is what you hear coming from the racist, you know, when the driver is threatened with physical violence.
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@LenValyrian my mom likes babies and used them to get what she wanted (ie my dad) but around 6, when kids start to develop a real sense of self and identity, is when she’s just… done. You no longer exist to look at her lovingly? Fend for yourself 😂
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@Marysblues @JillianMHurley @1SnoozyQ A nightmare. I also judge parents who don’t provide little girls abortions. That is a life saving procedure.
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@Jury_of_One @annamelissa A conservative who loves beating women! Are you a cop?
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@kemimarie I feel like companies like Juul advertising on Nickelodeon didn’t help.
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@mhdksafa I have no idea why the men are in the comments proclaiming their innocence. It doesn’t say “about every single man” and you’re implicated. It says every woman. You in here yelling just tells me that hit dogs holler.
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@QuintusActual @generalslug It’s not the status, it’s the juice. Tony has JUICE.
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@theheatherhogan @TheMcKenziest motion to replace standard police forces with squads of tactical lesbians
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@RogerKEldredge @cmdibley @ditikohli_ @yumichild Women do this for other women all the time!
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@ask_aubry As HR, please, PLEASE bring this conversation to HR as threatened. Please.
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@jusjaydaa @MrsJellySantos The only way it makes sense is if he didn’t get married and came home from the “business trip” and then months later she sees the show, filmed during that absence. So all these months she’s been under the assumption he was off working. WHEW!
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@Lazjhaaj Why do you think our grandparents and great grandparents all had litters of children? Because at least half of them died of diseases, beloved.
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@kimanibrian98 @jaxajueny Fat =/= ugly. Additionally, for you to give a woman “a chance”, one has to want you in the first place.
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@wyatt_privilege I make cool ambient lamps, but metal af
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@thebluebohemian @Imposter_Edits I’ve experienced the same behavior from grown men in every service job I had growing up. I’m 35 and work in HR now - let me tell you, they still do it.
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@d_la_reina Please find me a livable home for 35k 😂 “here’s Zillow mama, let’s look”
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@yourillus1onist You know “badge bunny” means she makes her entire personality literally sucking cops’ dicks?
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@TheCosmeticLane This is what we call “hit dogs hollering” 😂
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@hutchleah wait for HIM to apologize? FOR WHAT?!
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@TheMcKenziest Perhaps we should address why people feel they need cannabis to cope with the misery and emotional toll of their jobs instead of being bc punitive and annoying about the coping mechanism? If someone is impaired and posing a safety concern, address it. Otherwise, CALM DOWN
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@breerunwaystan @JulienneIrons8 @Adore_Shay Ok but I can’t get over how cute you are or that sitcom record scratch almost grin you got ☠️
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@badgal_ari Somebody posted a video of him singing at karaoke in Dallas last night 😂😭😭
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@LaVidaLolaaa your non-wedding photographer misses the first kiss or something, you can’t get those pictures or those moments back. Also, any pro photographer has contracts and if they show up to a wedding billed as an “event”, they’re leaving and you’ll get nothing.
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@RaveenTheDream Shakespeare comin in clutch with Flavius 😂
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@NATERERUN @WizMonifaaa Half of my whole ass job is to take photos of people in lingerie and various states of undress, and the greatest obligation is ensuring not only do they feel cared for and safe, but that they ARE safe. This shit boils my blood. I hope he has the 5-10 he deserves.
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@in_the_sky34221 I did the same thing for my niece, and then made sure to individually message all the underage girls on his IG to let them know he was a predator. 19 year old “rapper”. Not around here, pedo Pete, I got a crown royal bag full of quarters and a lifetime of rage.
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@kceeelizabeth23 @troydcharleston @iamMelsmith we get 1 year back for every year we stay in our lane 😭 an unproblematic honky can remain unfermented well into menopause
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@paitseoig @p8stie Grown men and child sex slaves are the same?
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@solanaiam @dr_ians_mom @jiggyjayy2 Because Zaneida DID NOT IN FACT EXIST. Whew this shit gets me heated. She killed that baby and threw her in her own mf trunk. Bury her under the jail.
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@MILLENIALDIVA @brownandbella @Falilatt_ Rapists and pedophiles can’t be reformed because they lack the ability to feel empathy. So no.
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@Kungfukenwife @DrianneBelleza @nna_onu Hey girl, quick question - do you have PCOS? Now tell me, do you prefer the side effects of hormonal birth control, spironolactone, metformin, actos, or a combination of the 3? It costs you $0 to not push your insecurities on someone whose struggles you don’t understand.
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@ianaarez @astralfvck hypodermic needle full of air must have slipped. how weird it landed in his neck.
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@JamesRunnelsIV @upthetwerx No - the men who are expecting women to do all the traditional feminine gender labor AND carry a financial burden are the ones who need to adjust their expectations. You want someone to feed you, scrub you, and have your babies, make more money.
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@robsapistonfan @queentings25 @3dLooks You literally saying you don’t care that a woman lost her baby because no one wants to fck you is the most outstanding display of worthlessness I’ve ever seen.
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@__JML__ @liliandaisies What’s wild is that incident was so much worse than portrayed by Netflix. It was a battered 14 year old boy, naked wandering the street, bleeding from the rectum, drugged and incoherent, who was handed back to Dahmer. It wasn’t mistakable.
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If this isn’t the energy from my gynecologist, I DONT WANT IT
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Believe this, bitch. I’m an expert and you and your pal aren’t.
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@joaquinlife I don’t think they understand that Wall Street and corporate profits, while leading indicators of economic growth, are meaningless to the experience of the average person/family, because corporate greed is bleeding us dry, and wages haven’t kept pace with inflation
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@wagonxburnerx @SassyMetisChick Remember when she got fired from Miami ink and wrote an antisemitic note to Ami James and then denied it but even Steveo outed her for doing it
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@Variety why are we looking for anyone when @roywoodjr is RIGHT there? he is literally the most exceptional and obvious choice? WHAT IS THE ISSUE @ComedyCentral
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@Hoopztarot after my first date with my now-fiancé, I was nervous about hearing from him again. he knew I got off work at 12 - he texted at 12:04 to make sure I knew he liked me and couldn’t wait to see me again. finding someone who matches your energy >*
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@sagistarbb My artist refuses to do sessions longer than 4 hours because they say that’s really all a body can *comfortably* take. Some folks can handle more in terms of pain but your body’s healing response shouldn’t be overwhelmed
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@thecindynoir I tell my teenage niece if an older guy expresses an interest in her, to ask herself why he is unable to date a woman is own age. The answer is because he’s lacking, is creepy, or a combination of the two. The same applies here.
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@brujacontumbao I think it’s important too that people know many, if not most of the 900+ people lost at Jonestown did not in fact die by suicide. After the suicides began and they saw the agony those first people were in, they changed their minds and were murdered. The conversation needs change
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@tweetwithashlee @itsavibe There’s such a difference in his energy around Kev & his cohost. Keith seems to actually be enjoying that interview and like he likes them whereas he definitely did not seem to care for the breakfast club 😂
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@Dreadful4Tymes Yeah def not gratitude. It’s appeasement behavior. She’s terrified and trying to appease the person & shows she’s not a threat so they won’t hurt her/the puppies. This is absolutely how you back a dog INTO fear biting.
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@kukla_reaper @itsyaboilasagna I think this perspective is so important! Kids need to hear that their caregivers are proud of them, too.
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@LyrikAllure @starlitgf Idk who didn’t teach you the difference between types 1 & 2 diabetes, but in t2 diabetes, an over consumption of sugar leads to insulin resistance which eventually leads to t2 diabetes as the pancreas is not able to generate enough insulin to bind to the free glucose for use.
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@RedCross @scott_squires Hi American Red Cross. COVID behaves like cigarette smoke and the aerosols hang in the air for hours, so sometimes having some people put on some sub-par masks for a few moments is nothing more than performative pageantry. Protect the people trying to save others.
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@Belladonna_67 @_chulani You mean like happened under the trump administration? 2 grand to some people (I didn’t qualify) did not destroy cost of living. Did Biden give checks to those in the UK? Denmark? Australia? Because every country is dealing with inflation.
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@LazyBot1234567 @freshlypeeled I have no issue with Amy Schumer’s body, but everything else about Amy Schumer, namely personality, face, act, resume, and style, are insufferable.
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@docobgynmom @RyanMarino not once but twice!!!
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@shes_rADIAnt Like sir, is it possible that the people who spent all day every day for weeks listening to the doctors, investigators, and everyone else involved & deliberated in only 2 days that Tory shot her, beyond a reasonable doubt MIGHT know better than you?
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@d_la_reina When they’re talking they would “split you in half” but you’re talking about consensual activity that you SPECIFIED is being requested, and because the implied violence isn’t against you, now it’s real sexual violence. MHM we see you sirs.
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@KendrasUsername But did yall see this bc WHAT
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@Karnythia Whewww I went digging and he done slept with some woman’s husband!!! While he was with this lady!!!!!!! 🗣️🗣️🗣️
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@CDCDirector Is this a joke, Mandy? This is the equivalent of posting an unprotected orgy during the AIDS crisis. Stop abdicating your responsibility. Public health used to mean something. Teach people to protect themselves for the love of god
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@DragonflyJonez Petition to let draymond loose in these instances
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@MoSmithHMC @CBP @BillMelugin_ It was an American, pal.
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@pwiscila when I was very little, my grandmother did. after a bath, and dusting with Estée Lauder bath powder. I never felt cleaner or more loved 🥺
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@weshudbe2gether @siaxcvii exactly what I thought. abusers deserve your amused scorn, but remember that an ego-wounded man is a dangerous animal
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@d_la_reina like I know they’re about to come call you all kinds of materialistic and whatever, but we do not exist simply to work out asses off for the basics of food and shelter. we are not meant to live devoid of pleasures and fun.
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@AskMcGavin @Jani__Gee Parking backwards one handed? WHEW SHIT
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@REDSEASHAWTY I haven’t seen my mother in 10 years. She acts like she has no idea why. She can keep wondering when she’s not at my wedding, has never met my husband, doesn’t have grandchildren that speak to her. She doesn’t even have my number or know where I live. At a certain point it’s best
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@BrownSuddenly @jackies_backie something tells me you feel personally attacked
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@onigiridorkkk lmao they look the same age! honestly if you told me she was older I’d believe it Im the same age as this guy and I feel like I don’t look it lol. Sunscreen generation stand up!
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@adams_mena @unreMARKLEble I’m a born and raised Texan too, and I’m proud of the fact that they went there and used their foundation to build things for surviving children and comfort the surviving families. You’re unwell.
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@LindseyBoylan “We don’t need a puppy, and we’re not getting one.”
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@Sandraorokodo @LaVidaLolaaa Idk, I’m a photographer, not a baker 🤷🏻‍♀️
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@indigoshan1 @r0sesareded @curvellas @sagittariusmuse I saw it as commentary on false perceptions of bodies girls are sold being that she’s wearing a corset, padding & a couture gown. No one just looks like that. I took OP’s tweet as sadness that we’re creating body dysmorphia with impossible standards. Maybe you’re projecting? 🤷🏻‍♀️
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@tressiemcphd One time someone was rude to me in a bar and my (now very good) new friend got up so fast her chair fell over and yelled “I ain’t never been here before, and I ain’t afraid to not come back!” Same energy 😂❤️
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@TudorChick1501 Yall I promise I’m not trying to be crazy but somebody please look at this
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@pickyandthrivin @livtavares @LillyBethRM @ask_aubry Whether it was sexual or not (and it was) 2 grown men hitting an 18 year old girl is inappropriate, in any context, in any environment, under any circumstances.
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@gnuman1979 I used to work at a very famous, wealthy-client resort with a famous coastline. More than one tourist was swept out to sea trying to take cute selfies on the rocks. Please don’t die for the gram yall 😭
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