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@LenValyrian

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@LenValyrian
Barbie of a Certain Age
3 months
Oh bitch I’m DRAGGING IT TODAY
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Barbie of a Certain Age
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Y’all keep saying “another lockdown “ and we never locked down lol
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Barbie of a Certain Age
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If you thought “chile” was “chilé” then you need to stay outta black ppl’s business
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Barbie of a Certain Age
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This picture being real is exactly why she acts like that. Ikdr
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popculture
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grace jones by jean-paul goude, 1985
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Barbie of a Certain Age
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Kids should start whooping yall ass for not having enough money to take care of them. How bout that?
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@LenValyrian
Barbie of a Certain Age
3 months
This is the kind of kid that teachers just stop making phone calls home about & accept his shenanigans lol
This my favorite video right now cause he was acting UP 😂
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Barbie of a Certain Age
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Tiffany Pollard -“New York” should never have a broke day in her life. Reality TV owes her a trailblazing coin
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Barbie of a Certain Age
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KeKe put a restraining order to keep him AWAY and dude posted “Love u son. See you soon” Do folks not get what he is saying?
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Barbie of a Certain Age
1 year
Bey said “not in these ppl’s country”
@beyonceparkwood
BEYTHOVEN
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Blue Ivy hitting the choreo 🥹
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@LenValyrian
Barbie of a Certain Age
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Megan’s mom was a serious advocate of spreading the word about Megan’s Law after she fought to get it passed She ain’t offended by awareness of the law you stupid bitch
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@LenValyrian
Barbie of a Certain Age
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There’s a serial model killer in LA and they won’t call it that
@FOXLA
FOX 11 Los Angeles
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LA model Maleesa Mooney found dead in refrigerator in downtown apartment, officials say
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@LenValyrian
Barbie of a Certain Age
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Guys, please fight for your joy. Being miserable is the easier thing to do. But creating a space in this world where joy belongs to you is amazing. And that’s worth fighting for
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When I turned 33, I had a party & a girl I went to hs with came She wrote me a card saying that when she got pregnant our junior year, that I was the only person in her life that allowed her to be excited. Said she was sad the entire pregnancy cuz of how her family treated her…
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@LenValyrian
Barbie of a Certain Age
1 year
Why don’t yall mock yall fathers & do “dad comedy”?
@jay_onair
Jay On-air
1 year
How did you grow up and which mother are you?? 🌚🌚🌚
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@LenValyrian
Barbie of a Certain Age
4 years
PMS and period fatigue dont give a fuck about what you have to do
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@LenValyrian
Barbie of a Certain Age
8 months
My sister just sent me this… So apparently, I will be going to Charlotte soon
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@LenValyrian
Barbie of a Certain Age
1 year
My mom owned a daycare & one of the moms from 25 yrs ago told us last year that my mom would call up her baby dad (a big Camden drug dealer) and tell him he needed to pay the daycare bill or the kids had to go. She’d give the money to the mom 😂 Pay your child support
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@LenValyrian
Barbie of a Certain Age
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One of the moms took her baby daddy to court to get him to sign the passport consent form. He aint show up so they granted her full custody so she can get it. Ikdr sis
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@LenValyrian
Barbie of a Certain Age
9 months
Guys, my coworker is about to be a dad. He been “practicing” staying up late in the nursery for when the baby comes. Sets his alarm for every 2 hrs to wake up. Goes to whole foods to price the baby food Guess his sign lol
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@LenValyrian
Barbie of a Certain Age
4 years
But we are never “someone’s daughter” when you’re hurting us and humiliating us
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@LenValyrian
Barbie of a Certain Age
23 days
Guys…don’t let your kid be the last one to be picked up. It’s extremely anxiety inducing for them & really fucks with their sense of safety
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@LenValyrian
Barbie of a Certain Age
10 months
That man wanted to say “I cheated and you still here now” so badly
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@LenValyrian
Barbie of a Certain Age
4 years
Twitter is exposing too much of Black American culture & ppl are confusing it with internet culture. No it’s Black American. I understand why the aunties always stopped talking any time someone else walked in the room. I wish it was a way to do it here.
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@LenValyrian
Barbie of a Certain Age
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Toddlers’ entire job is to explore. They are new here! They’re tryna see sum’n. You wanna hit a baby for exploring when your grown ass looks at the “do not touch” sign in the museum and touches it
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@LenValyrian
Barbie of a Certain Age
2 years
Squirting in the mall with no purchases. Who raised y’all? Certainly not Trina
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@LenValyrian
Barbie of a Certain Age
3 years
The Anti-Meg campaign is wildly peculiar. I don’t know if I have seen anything like this before. She didn’t do anything
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@LenValyrian
Barbie of a Certain Age
2 years
Bacterial Vaginosis
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@LenValyrian
Barbie of a Certain Age
3 years
Don’t none of them industry niggas support Meg. I really don’t understand the way she is treated. It is wildly peculiar
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@LenValyrian
Barbie of a Certain Age
2 years
Women keep telling y’all that our foremothers didn’t want to be in their marriages but they had lil options. Men keep saying “how yall know?” THEY TOLD US!!!
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@LenValyrian
Barbie of a Certain Age
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They will never shut this country down again. I don’t know why y’all think they will
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@LenValyrian
Barbie of a Certain Age
1 year
At her event, Michelle said that Barack would be in DC all week while she was home w/the kids being a single mom. He’d call her & tell her he was going to the gym She said “n——a, the gym?” and went off lol then they went to counseling
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@LenValyrian
Barbie of a Certain Age
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I love children a lot. Im a fierce advocate & protector of kids. I also do not want any children in my home.
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@LenValyrian
Barbie of a Certain Age
6 months
Ppl think this is funny but it’s true. Parents are championing ungovernable kids
@riayasminn
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This is so sad.
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@LenValyrian
Barbie of a Certain Age
10 months
That slaves only rebelled a few times. They never stopped rebelling. Women constantly poisoned the masters Conjure women provided herbal abortifacients that prohibited reproduction—leading to bankruptcy for a lot of slave owners
@LizzieCosmos
Tired Peasant ☭🇵🇸
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If you grew up in the United States, what's one thing that you learned in history class that you later learned was just propaganda?
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Barbie of a Certain Age
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Men: Women are not funny Men in every skit:
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Barbie of a Certain Age
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Men thinking our grandmas were happy is a product of women keeping their stories private & the culture of coddling men by not telling them things
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Barbie of a Certain Age
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My Uber driver told me that he has been hiding the new car that he bought for his wife in his neighbor’s garage for a month Tonight he is disconnecting the camera system & going to surprise her in the am I told him that I was gonna tell the internet He said “tell them to go…
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Barbie of a Certain Age
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I teach an HIV class at the HBCU. All the hotep students ask me about their Mr. Sebi teachings & get upset with me when I say “Mr. Sebi was a charlatan with no scientific acumen who preyed on low readers with no academic fortitude.”
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@LenValyrian
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This why I believe in telling ugly niggas that they are ugly—early & often
@simonefiii
yes, really
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I have a question
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Barbie of a Certain Age
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They want female rappers to make songs about the housing crisis & the free lunch program
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@LenValyrian
Barbie of a Certain Age
6 months
I hate this voice so bad
@lisabevolving
Lisa Beasley
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#CorporateErin here. I am not here to interrupt even though I am in a company full of disrupters.
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Barbie of a Certain Age
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If Angel Reese is struggling in school, get her a “tutor” like they do the niggas. Im confused
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@LenValyrian
Barbie of a Certain Age
8 months
Peoples want babies NOT school aged children When kids are no longer cutesy wootsy, they are NEGLECTED. The parents can’t deal with them having their own thoughts & ideas. The parents also cannot do the schoolwork so they disengage Middle school kids are thrown to the wolves
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Keith Lee: Im not a food critic, I just be eating and making tiktoks Yall: NIGGA U AINT NO FOOD CRITIC WIT YO FAKE ASS. U TEARING DOWN BLACK BUSINESS! WE HAVE A RIGHT TO BE TREATED LIKE SHiT!
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@LenValyrian
Barbie of a Certain Age
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Sexual discipline keeps you SAFE
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@LenValyrian
Barbie of a Certain Age
3 years
They took down this video because the relationship is evident in hindsight . But there is no reason why a 27 yr old man should be in matching “Sears picture “couple’s outfits with a 15 yr old.
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@LenValyrian
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5th grader: my mom got money so I’m good Me: what does she do? 5th grader: she does lashes & inject fat in ppl bodies like a bbl Me: don’t repeat that ever again
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@LenValyrian
Barbie of a Certain Age
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I remember now…she used to come from her doctor’s appointments & showed me her ultrasound pics! She was really little so I used to be like “where is the baby? In your titties?” Lol
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Fun fact: When I was in my PhD program, all the men finished in 3-4 yrs. Why? Their wives held everything down. The women averaged 7-10 yrs
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@LenValyrian
Barbie of a Certain Age
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Kanye is not a genius. Yall are just stupid
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@LenValyrian
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I find it so ridiculous how yall be panicking about 30. “Unmarried & 30” “30 with no kids” “30 & not settled” When you turn 30, ain’t nothing gonna happen! Aint no violin playing to call you a loser. Girl have a lemon drop & calm down.
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This why they ain’t babysitting. Ikdr
@takeyviaa
ivy ✨
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i don’t know who mama or auntie this is, but i love her and she’ll forever have a place in the student section 🫶🏽
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Barbie of a Certain Age
10 months
They’re going to usher’s show just to be corny now
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@LenValyrian
Barbie of a Certain Age
6 months
Ppl think North is “rude” because they were raised to be “nice” and think she should be as well. North is just direct and 10. Yall be 35 and can’t tell ppl yall don’t like things. Stayed home for thxgiving instead of telling your family to watch their fuckin mouths about u You…
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@LenValyrian
Barbie of a Certain Age
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You NEVER have to be grateful for some shit you don’t want
@QueenLaTilly
AtTheEndOfTheDay,TheDayGottaEnd
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Who side yal on?
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Barbie of a Certain Age
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I see ppl talk about kids & it’s really obvious they never talked to kids. In my health class, we are discussing mental health. I asked them what causes their bad days. They all said their parents hitting, yelling, antagonizing & bullying. But y’all say that’s discipline
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Barbie of a Certain Age
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Yall don’t ostracize them or make them uncomfortable in any way I’ll be damned if I ever went to a happy hour w/a mf that doesn’t take care of his children every day. A deadbeat cannot come get a plate from me. There’s no community available to a man that abandoned his kids
@Marlon23rd
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I don’t think being a deadbeat be hurting niggas feelings like y’all think it do. my uncles be unbothered at every function.
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Cuz when you look regular, you pass their risk assessment. You’re low risk and their chances of being rejected feels low to them
@ksdotlewis
imjus.Ke🧜🏽‍♀️✨
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Always. Men love casual, comfy, natural looks. You ain’t got to do a damn thing but be pretty and smell good. 80% of the time I walk out the house I have on joggers and a tee, nothing but lashes and lip gloss and I let my locs do whatever tf they doing that day. And men bother me…
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Girl dads literally teach their daughters that boys are stupid lol It’s so weird how ppl don’t understand why we act this way. Our dads told us this lol
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Barbie of a Certain Age
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Everything about Black culture does not need to be packaged up for white consumption. Yall tell them EVERYTHING
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Barbie of a Certain Age
2 years
Y’all really need to be advocating for teacher pay increases. When y’all see how many teachers left the profession, yall gonna gag
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Barbie of a Certain Age
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They LOVE Fantasia lol
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Sinbad ended their friendship over this. Everyone knew
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Women on here saying “marriage isn’t about happiness, you have to sacrifice ” but the men are like “her gaining weight is grounds to cheat!”
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Barbie of a Certain Age
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One of biggest revolts was slave women taking abortifacients so that they didn’t reproduce. They caused farmers to go bankrupt because they weren’t producing field hands. It was GENIUS. Please don’t ever say we didn’t fight back
@Jani__Gee
Jannifer Gao 🌶
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I was at this event talking for Black Maternal Health Week and this amazing law professor and author from Georgetown started talking about how raping Black women became a pillar of the American economy because it was a “free” way to expand your wealth during slavery and…
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There’s a boy (12) here who was so well behaved. For the last month he doesn’t want to tuck his shirt in, wear his tie & he’s acting more like a hewdlum We get to the bottom of it…why his Dad told him he was corny & soft. His uniform was corny etc
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I have been coming across an alarming amount of young black ppl crying to me in distress because they are 20-25 paying all of the household bills for their families & talking about how they’re overwhelmed & depressed because they can’t do anything they want to. This has to stop
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Percy Miller is trying to save Monica from the foolishness that is his brother. The one thing I learned in my hood nigga chronicles is that when the logical brother says “leave him alone” you best skidaddle
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Barbie of a Certain Age
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Stedman needs to do a workshop on how to be a respectable and quiet boyfriendson These dependents are out of pocket.
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Barbie of a Certain Age
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It’s funny because Russell and Ciara are embodying the relationship that the niggas are saying ppl don’t value today. She has his back, is having a gaggle of kids, she has her own money but also has made mothering & supporting him her primary job. So what’s the fuss?
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I want black women to buy a fainting couch & retire to it. Stop doing all the work. It’s time to feel faint
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You marry into a celebrity family whose entire strategy is over exposure but now you’re surprised when the kids want to be entertainers in the way that they can be lol
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Barbie of a Certain Age
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He could have apologized & laid low…she was not gonna tell He could have pled guilty & got a very good deal He could have told the truth & shown remorse at sentencing He subtly mentioned sexing them girls in his statement instead
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Barbie of a Certain Age
1 year
These are the kinda “friends” Meg had. “Megan my girl” bitch fuck u
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Barbie of a Certain Age
1 year
They should charge Kelsey. She took that money, was granted immunity & pleading the 5th to try to throw the trial. But Miss Girl…perjury is much more serious than violating an NDA
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Barbie of a Certain Age
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This is so slick lol he hates Aubrey & this warms my Libra heart lol
@alexisohanian
Alexis Ohanian 🇦🇲
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6lb 13.5oz — Alexis Olympia Ohanian Jr. changed my life. You don't know what kind of dad you're gonna be until the big day comes, but then it hits you the moment you hold your legacy for the first time. Can't wait for you to join the family, Jellybean. We made this video for…
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Barbie of a Certain Age
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Matthew coulda been growin old & being a legend with this beauty. What a dummy
@ourhermitage
I Choose Violence
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Yes Mama Tina 😂 Literally parking her Lexus
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Barbie of a Certain Age
4 years
That girl said black dick Wasnt marriage material on national tv and one proposed to her lol
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@LenValyrian
Barbie of a Certain Age
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Telling a man who hasn’t called you In a week that he hasn’t called you in a week is supposed to do what? Like do yall even think about this? He knows!
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Barbie of a Certain Age
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@MrsBundrige Exactly! Fuck that restraining order , Imma see my son
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That’s why I discourage ppl from putting romantic love in their goals. You cannot actively control something that requires the active and vulnerable agreement of another person. There’s no way to action plan that to completion
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I just don’t understand why y’all don’t want the pickmes! They are literally begging to give yall maid and slave services! Match with them!
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Barbie of a Certain Age
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It’s funny that ppl think the kids causing problems at school are the ones that don’t get beatings lol No it’s the one that are hit & yelled at that come unleash all their pain on the schoolhouse
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Barbie of a Certain Age
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My parents were considered “late parents” and it was really cool to not “grow up with my parents ” House was paid off, careers good…they were seasoned adults
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Barbie of a Certain Age
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Budgets are useless. You need to make more money. The end
@nihiinn_
BAMIDELE🕊
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What opinion about money will have you like this?
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Barbie of a Certain Age
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I always loved Mario. But I particularly appreciated how he shared the struggles of growing up w/a mom addicted to heroine. Imagine tryna grow your career & you’re still tryna get your mom clean. Unfortunately she died a few yrs ago
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Barbie of a Certain Age
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The nurse told me that depo is probably responsible for over 60% of obesity in black women under 40. I got ONE shot. I started craving food that I know I didn’t like at all. It made me completely insatiable & I would cry because I couldn’t stop it. It blew me up like steroids
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He was telling me how he gave his son the cue words to start recording He was really excited. I told him how I saw a post about men getting last minute gifts He said he told her he was only giving gift cards but he’d never do that. He enjoys going the extra mile for her
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Barbie of a Certain Age
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I could not imagine WANTING to look affordable to a man lol Imagine a man looking at you & thinking “yeah she fits in my very low budget” lmao
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Barbie of a Certain Age
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Yall better donate to them ppl legal fund cuz they ain’t gonna take this embarrassment lightly
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Barbie of a Certain Age
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I cannot keep up -Yall don’t have time to read with your kids -You’d save your man before your kid from a burning building -Kids can’t have Stanley cups because they’re wants & you don’t cater to those -It’s funny to film your kid being humiliated cuz it’s a lesson
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Barbie of a Certain Age
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People underestimate how many arranged marriages Black ppl had. Grown ass men would come meet with the dads of the GIRL they wanted & she would be shipped off because around 14y/o you were a financial liability & needed to make your own way
@zoraslovechild
Aint Nobody Coming To See You Otis
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Some of y’all grandmothers got trapped in marriages and it’s time to admit that.
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Barbie of a Certain Age
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I have officially stamped this color “Savannah Blonde” cuz she owns it
@spicebae_
spicebae
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Savannah James just be existing and clears everybody... 😍😍😍
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I apologize to all the black women who have had their careers stymied by anonymous dry throat, hating ass Black woman who should have had your back. Don’t lose hope. There are a lot of us who want to help you succeed
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Barbie of a Certain Age
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This is not a conversation for me. Your parents did not “sacrifice” they just dealt with the responsibilities of their own choices
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Barbie of a Certain Age
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I think women need to stay off dating apps period! But high earning women ESPECIALLY need to delete that shit
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Barbie of a Certain Age
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The church taught : Literacy Music The church provided: Help with your bills Community to watch your kids on the weekend Help w/college fees We dwell on the downside but we are suffering with the loss of the good it provided
@brethawriter
BRE
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The youth aren’t forced to do Easter speeches anymore that’s why they can’t read.
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Barbie of a Certain Age
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Ladies…don’t do it! Megan will have you at the urgent care on a Sunday cuz you THOUGHT you could do it too
@GAFollowers
Everything Georgia
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Megan Thee Stallion performing at @onemusicfest last night. 👀🔥
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Barbie of a Certain Age
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Elizabeth knew she had that dumb ass son & couldn’t die. Now look
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Barbie of a Certain Age
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“Unless they worked in the house; most slaves have never seen a mirror. You could go most of your life never seeing what u look like”
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Barbie of a Certain Age
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Meghann said: This Bob is for the people!!
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