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So talked to my mama and now I’m emotional AF😭
So my stepdad cooks Thanksgiving dinner every year. I pitch in and help a lil bit by doing macaroni and dessert. But he does everything else. He makes the best dressing and I won’t eat anyone else’s dressing except his. So as y’all…
Always. Men love casual, comfy, natural looks. You ain’t got to do a damn thing but be pretty and smell good. 80% of the time I walk out the house I have on joggers and a tee, nothing but lashes and lip gloss and I let my locs do whatever tf they doing that day. And men bother me…
As a woman who can cook cook…this tweet musty af🙄cause everyone doesn’t know how to cook everything there is to eat. Don’t come to me asking me to make no fufu or curry goat cause idk how to make that shit cause I don’t eat it. I wasn’t raised on it. Be thankful someone willing…
My cousin decided to get on the city bus and start acting crazy. They sent her to the psychiatric facility for the week and now she’s on full funded govt assistance including an apartment w/zero rent, EBT, and a disability check.
She’s completely sane btw.
Am I living life wrong?
Aight so boom… they were childhood best friends. And he was in love with her. But she kept him in the friend zone and went on to fall in love with James, Harry daddy. But he hated Harry’s dad cause not only did he have Lily, he bullied him when they were kids. Then when Lily and…
Nah this is racist! Y’all know yt ppl don’t use washcloths!! And all black ppl were raised to use washcloths! I know wtf they trying to say🙄
And how is it poor to use a washcloth to bathe with and it’s of rich behavior to use your bare hand to scrub and clean your ass?? That’s…
It’s good you got it to go…when you eat inside the spirits of the confederacy hover over you while you eat and whisper “Taste good don’t it boy!!!”
Pancakes do be slapping tho
Having a baby especially multiple babies, especially back to fucking back, when you are not financially and or mentally stable is irresponsible af. Y’all act like not getting pregnant is so hard. Condoms are FREE at all health departments! Pulling out is free! Swallowing is free!…
My stepdad done got drunk and in here snatching my edges back😭
“A nigga that’s unsure about you is a nigga that has already made up his mind he think he can find better. Don’t be wasting your time on dumb niggas like that cause ain’t no finding better than you”
Me:
My Daddy turned 62 the other day. He still takes all his jeans to the cleaners and gets them with HEAVY starch😂crease be so damn sharp, you can slice a tomato with them MFs😭 exhibit A👇🏽
I wouldn’t go on vacation with a man if I don’t plan on sliding my kewchie across his face. Shit shouldn’t be an “obligation” cause you actually want to be there with him.
Y’all got to stop going places with ppl you don’t know and don’t like.
I walk in the nail salon and it’s full of older women. I speak and I got an eye roll and 2 dry ass “hey” the eye roll lady saw me getting red for my nails. She loudly says, “I don’t like no red. You know they say red is for the ladies of the night.” Other woman says “yea my mama…
Called my daddy and said let’s go get some crab legs. Why this man told me “Damn baby you should’ve called me this morning cause I done got out here in the streets, and you know once I’m out here I’m out here. Let’s go next week”
Chile my daddy know he ain’t never gone stop…
As a person from Georgia, where she claims her accent is from, this is NOT it. Poor imitation of a “GEORGIA” accent. Sounds like she just saying certain in words in a way of what she deems as country. She said cornbread like that fat man in the movie Life😭
Also y’all let…
Cause we’re paying $1500+ for one bedroom apartments with kitchen appliances from 2003.
Gas high af
It’s $100 for like 4 bags of groceries.
Resell culture kills the shopping experience and makes everything overpriced
Men and women have unrealistic dating and relationship…
@ExplorativeSoul
I agree! And to know his development was happening in the background but not actually revealed till the end in a grand revelation, was amazing.
Nah whatever he think they did, they did that shit. Cause why Daddy ain’t been letting him know he coming to his house? Why the gf ain’t text him and be like “you know your daddy here” like then how they both was acting like his concerns weren’t valid. Red flags on both the gf…
When you get a person that says:
Did you eat?
Be safe...
I believe in you...
You’re worth it...
It’s ok, don’t give up, keep pushing...
I prayed for you...
You’re amazing...
Keep these ppl around. This is the type of genuine love that is hard to find these days.
Chile with the housing market the way it is, this is becoming more and more popular and they are making them more and more attractive. Shittttt I was told by ppl in the country that if you brick it in at the bottom it’s a house house😂
Not gone lie, I’d be open to one of these.
Amelia is it? I didn’t want to call you the generic Becky, I wanted to address properly.
Never part your thin ass lips to address me or my appearance again. The only thing that’s “giving nothing” is you in this pic breaking your fucking back trying to push your flat ass out at a…
I remember being approached by an ex of my bf warning me what type of man he was. I was his first relationship since they broke up. She told me how terrible he was and how he used her for money and sex. How he never did anything for her and she just wanted to let me know what…
They should’ve labeled this as a “Limited Series”. Because ppl expected it to be more but this was based off a book and there was only ONE book. The story was told in full. Would’ve been nice if they could’ve crafted a spin-off but sadly we weren’t robbed, just misinformed for…
Y’all I’m in the bathroom crying my fucking eyes out trying to get it together before I go back upfront.
My stepdad walked down the hall to the bathroom without his Walker. I jumped up and said “where you going?! Where your walker?!” He said “I don’t need it, just going to the…
I was sooo excited for this when I first heard about it! I really thought it was going to give a modern black Harry Potter vibe. But when the trailer dropped for what it actually was, and I found out that their whole movie was about black ppl using their magic to make white ppl…
'The American Society of Magical Negroes' has been pulled from theaters after only 3 weeks
• Finished with $2.4M at the box office
• 28% score on Rotten Tomatoes
• Budget estimated to be $15M
Bruh…these type of trans ppl make shit hard for the rest of them that really just be living their life and chillin. Ok they called you sir, but every person apologized. Because at the end of the day, let’s be real, TransKaren does NOT look like a woman. She still looks very much…
@stillbaked_
@uheartmilano
Exactly! I didn’t even comment on that cause I ain’t have time for ppl trying to come for me. She irresponsible af for keep having babies like that.
So when I asked my sister what she wanted for Christmas she said a break. Just time away from the kids to have a night out or sleep without them in her bed all over her.
So I made a few of these. Ima put them in her weed kit box🤗
It’s been 31 days since my stepdad had an aneurysm that cause him to have a stroke. We have been at the hospital every day for 31 days. My mom has slept 30 nights in a hospital pullout chair. And today, finally, after 31 days in a hospital bed, they released him to go to rehab🙌🏽
I love Lauryn. No lie. Miseducation has always been in heavy rotation since I’ve been old enough to appreciate music. HOWEVER!! I will NOT spend my money going to see her in concert. She disrespects ppl time way too much for me. She be HOURS late. Like show start at 8 and shawty…
So my mama took her car to get an oil change this morning. She called me saying “did you know an oil change is $90?!”
My mama ain’t paid for an oil change , car insurance, car note, tires, or anything car related the past 15 years since she been in with my stepdad. She is…
If you’re a food lover and a history nerd, go watch High On The Hog on Netflix. It’s a docuseries about where African American cuisine came from and how it’s has shaped America. It’s got ALOT of black history facts in it. And a lot of food knowledge.
I agree with the caption and dude completely. But my question is why the wife let them talk to her husband like that??? Like y’all heffas ain’t bout to talk to MY man like that bout paying the tab for all y’all when the only person he obligated to pay for is me. Tf?!
He’s doing the right thing paying for his wife bill and the birthday girls bill you should never come to a event expecting somebody to pay for your bill
Sucking dick is a learned behavior and a mental illness. A person’s genitalia is not meant to be in another human’s mouth. They are meant for using the bathroom and reproduction. We gotta stop doing barbaric things like that.
Glad idc bout being a baddie. Cause I do not have enough money to be taking myself to the build a bear workshop. Y’all gone get what God gave me cause it’s free😂
Remember last week when I was talking about why you don’t need to let ppl know where you work at?! This shit right here!! She ain’t even say nothing wrong but because ppl know where she work they actively trying to get her fired cause they don’t like her opinion.
Keep your place…