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i had a lovers' quarrel with the world

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✨it’s my birthday✨
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Meatier. ....Meteor. 🥺
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She’s so lucky, she’s a star
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Britney Spears has 'no idea' who Pete Davidson and Scott Disick are
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i can't disagree...
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...I did not realize how much I apparently hate unfinished wood
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She looks so gorgeous I almost didn’t notice that coconut head ass wig anderson refuses to take off
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Janet Jackson with Bruno Mars and Anderson .Paak! 🔥
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@simonefiii
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....is this a fucking French toast waffle pancake?
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This season of Euphoria was really just Cassie breasting around boobily and then a bunch of plot holes???
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She... did not.
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Nick Cannon hits back at claim he ‘fumbled’ Mariah Carey: ‘Maybe she fumbled me’
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I hope she's having a phenomenal Pride month
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🍊Elgin Barrett Eugene Smith lll🍊
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Ladies, this what y’all on??
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@simonefiii
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MAKE IT MUPPETS AND THE ONLY HUMAN IS DETECTIVE BENOIT BLANC, YOU COWARDS!
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Who would you like to see cast in the third installment of Knives Out?
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@simonefiii
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This might be the roughest 22 I’ve ever seen
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It's out. I discuss why I, a 22-year-old student loan debt holder, wants nothing to do with Biden's student loan debt forgivenes handle. Preview below. Full video here:
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Pls lol
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Is the content going to… get better??? Or???
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Netflix is raising prices across all of its plans in the US today, @TheVerge reports. 💸 The company’s standard plan will rise to $15.50 per month from $14, while the 4K plan will rise to $20 per month from $18. The basic plan is also rising to $10 per month from $9.
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ohmygod I've never seen the longer video
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She really tongued down that man’s jorts
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The way that man's eyes POPPED out of his head!!!
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It was really bad.
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@simonefiii
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Did they scrap the Lizzie McGuire reboot(?) because Hilary Duff was like "she obviously fucks now" and Disney was like "no."
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hopefully no one.
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@simonefiii
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Legend is... so much? Definitely living. But legend?
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Would y’all consider Jennifer Lopez aka J.LO to be a LIVING LEGEND?!
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I think it’s good that women are realizing a lot of what we’ve experienced was NOT love
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The Fupa Inspector 😈
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I hate that women no longer admit if they've been in love before.
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We were ovulating
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No, officer.
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OG Slim
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Do you know anyone that got over on the PPP scam?
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How is it better than what they usually give yet still wrong
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Madame Tussauds London unveil Zendaya wax figure.
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Is this a threat
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Nicolas Cage says he is never going to retire from acting. (Source: )
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she's always looked like a cabbage patch doll— the issue is that she's a racist, Islamophobic piece of shit joke stealing raggedy ass cabbage patch doll.
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Amy Schumer thinks internet trolls are ‘mad’ she’s not ‘prettier’ or ‘thinner’
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@simonefiii
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and she throwing that lil women's studies booty.
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this is literally kamala’s step daughter
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...even one speck of seasoning?
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What's missing from this Christmas dinner? 🍽️🧑‍🎄
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"but she killed people!" have you considered that she's beautiful
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@simonefiii
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Since The Parent Trap
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her name is cyn 🔅
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Nah, Lisa Ann Walter from #AbbottElementary is a whole baddie. Consistent foot on our necks.
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finding out the current stanley cup craze/those water recipes on tik tok are both mormon-adjacent explains a lot honestly
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This is doing absolutely nothing for me and THAT makes no sense
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Miles Teller, Glen Powell and Jay Ellis behind the scenes of #TopGunMaverick , now in theatres.
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The average spork is too spoon dominant!
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what is your most benign unpopular opinion? i don’t mean like “the earth is flat” type of unpopular opinion, i mean like “I think golden retrievers are annoying” unpopular opinion
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I wanna see Gabrielle Union play a crackhead or something she always playing the same uptight career woman.
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@simonefiii
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"That's not a man, that's a boy" "A real man wouldn't do that" Hold. These. Grown. Ass. Men. Accountable.
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endora bullshit
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stop calling abusive men children challenge
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he ain't even die— free her
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When Shanteari Weems learned her husband was accused of molesting children at the day care she owned, she shot him twice. She’s been sentenced to 4 years in jail “I will apologize when he apologizes to those children,” she said
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Netflix is developing a limited series on US President John F. Kennedy, reportedly seeing it as something like an American version of ‘The Crown.’
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Yeah, the jump... that's what we're all looking at here... the... jump.
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...?
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@BriMalandro when she was tweeting about twilight and was like GIRL JUST FUCK THE WOLF!
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you ever realize mid conversation that you're NEVER going to talk to someone again?
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There was a bank heist in LA? What is going on? 😭
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happy new year everyone 💕
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Who else are y’all putting on the “Keeps a Job” Mount Rushmore?
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...?
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I wonder how quarantine is going for either of them
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I know the Kennedys are cursed but at least they've still got those sturdy ass hairlines
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Jack Schlossberg’s anti-restaurant tirade is the exact deranged himbo social cause JFK’s grandson should be doing. “My friends don’t like eating dinner. Most people in the world don’t spend their lives eating dinner.” Icon
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lol omg???
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For a moment I was like... how did they even link up? Bc I forgot they're in laws lol
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I Could’ve Just Sat On In With Massa
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Dream dinner guests
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There are no worst songs on renaissance
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@zoraslovechild
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Then he cheated on his Black wife, Brenda Harvey in 1988, she whooped both their asses, and then years later he married the mistress and had a white daughter and a racially ambiguous son. Now he’s divorced from her and dating someone close to his daughter’s age. The end!
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RE-RELEASE SHE'S THE MAN & 10 THINGS I HATE ABOUT YOU TO RECTIFY THIS!
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‘ANYONE BUT YOU’ has become the highest grossing live-action William Shakespeare adaption with $190M (Source: )
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whenever i come across videos like this all i can think is "imagine putting on all those layers just to get typhoid and die"
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and!!! the songs are always good
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For everyone who hasn't seen this cinematic masterpiece yet
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a real rascal
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@simonefiii This has literally been on like a permanent loop in my brain for the passed week
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Everything I'm learning about this man is terrible
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Travis Scott? The same dude who left his former manager for dead while they was having a seizure in the studio? I for one am shocked.
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this is so stupid and i can't stop laughing at it
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you in his business???
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got in an elevator and this dog was just alone in it?????
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I have really got to stop assuming people are gay just bc they are talented & interesting
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I'm gonna say Sisqo (even tho it's very close) bc he spent that whole song (& remix) yelling about thongs just to have the audacity to say "I DON'T THINK YOU HEARD ME!" towards the end
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nothing!
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What happens in your head when you add 37+48?
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...the whole time?
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Celebrating Paul Newman, born on this day in 1925
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Had us all stressed but that performance was absolutely gorgeous
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beyoncé was insane for this
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people with MANNERS?
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...goddamnit
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is it supposed to be... erotic?
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Did she remove herself or was she removed
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Lexi✨
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The way Amanda Seales removed herself from all things #InsecureHBO lmao sis didn’t even post a promo video
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I just realized... I simply do not consider Delaware.
do y'all consider delaware a southern state.. what's the current public consensus
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Elizabeth knew
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@_theghettomonk
yellow afrikan
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Every pic of Nancy Reagan has new meaning
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caillou lil extra bald headed ass being in the evil tier is VERY right.
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I hate that little neener neener neener ass face
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He got uncle face
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"SCREEN DAMAGED"
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@simonefiii the shirt and chair don’t help. those bring him from a harsh 37 to a solid 52.
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I have a question
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aha
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@mishmewitdatbs I can’t blame him. He’s in his favorite wig, standing next to a literal icon lol I’d be cheesing too
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She gobbled his JOOCH
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Melissa McCarthy sure does love making movies THAT AREN'T THE SEQUEL TO SPY
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This wood definitely just called me a slur
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I'm sorry I cannot support eating the pussy part first (in this one very specific instance)
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And did I relate to her having big titties and crying (constantly) MAYBE! But SO!!
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Orange is the New Black.
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what's funny is this is the only positive thing I've EVER heard about nancy reagan
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Why he got his lil bress exposed
Look at our little baby, guys. He’s growing up so fast
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But he looks like a randomized sim
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Lathan🎯
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The fact that people paying money on patreon for teaching like this is wild😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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...these big ass balls?
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yes and i'm driving her to the appointment if she wants me to.
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This is the ONLY WAY this makes any sense lol
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@simonefiii Yall the loans are 22 he's 42
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