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I'm a nobody in a world of somebody's. Still writing software.

North Carolina, USA
Joined December 2020
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
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@defNotArgs
The Fupa Inspector ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
3 years
No rest for your ass if I know that you're sleeping. Cause I'm here and I'm there, and I'm up and im down. Plus I'm low when I'm peakin. It's so cold in the deep end.
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The Fupa Inspector ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
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When she's had a bad day.
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@TheKingofHoes "I got it for the vlog tho.." ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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The Fupa Inspector ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
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Funniest twitter interaction youโ€™ve ever seen ?
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The Fupa Inspector ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
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I've never minded driving an hour or two to see someone I enjoy
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The Fupa Inspector ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
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Why tf am I getting an alert on my phone about a cop getting shot in Greensboro? That's they job, alert the other cops, not me.
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The Fupa Inspector ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
2 years
I hate that women no longer admit if they've been in love before.
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The Fupa Inspector ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
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@bestofjurnee @jurneesmollett Her brother innocent just off this alone
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The Fupa Inspector ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
3 years
I made it to age 33.
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The Fupa Inspector ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
3 years
Eat her whole pussy, not just the clit.
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The Fupa Inspector ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
3 years
Nope. I'd be gone swiftly. Too many great families to join for all that.
@Suquana
Quana ๐ŸŒบ
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Yโ€™all cool with your partners family not liking you?
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The Fupa Inspector ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
6 months
This gotta be #1
@ESPNFrankie
๐ŸถWOOF CLITZER๐Ÿถ
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What is yโ€™allโ€™s top 3 commercial jingles or slogans?
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The Fupa Inspector ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
3 years
What's stopping you from posting your own porn on Twitter?
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The Fupa Inspector ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
3 years
Where the MILFs at?
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The Fupa Inspector ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
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@CoachPr_NJ
National Champion Michigan Wolverines
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Bro I have way too many hoodies
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The Fupa Inspector ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
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Yall need to start dm'ing yall crushes and stop being scared of a lil rejection
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The Fupa Inspector ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
7 months
Karma isn't real tho in the sense that some greater power is acting on your behalf. My ex has been talking about karma for years and then her bd left her pregnant. Everybody up except her, pretty sure that's a her problem, not a deity issue.
@kdatruxh
Nanas โœจ
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Karma is a BITCH. The SAME way you made somebody feel...itโ€™ll come BACK on you. Maybe 10 times HARDER. Better be careful what you do to people. Ainโ€™t no fun when itโ€™s YOU โ—๏ธYou donโ€™t even have to put your hands on a MF, they time will always come.
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The Fupa Inspector ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
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Cashapp her $30 for lunch just bc her ass is fat af
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The Fupa Inspector ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
3 years
Top teir thotties by profession: 1. Teachers T1. Nurses 3. HR professionals 4. Any woman working for state/local government 5. Woman engineers
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The Fupa Inspector ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
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Ebony anal creampies 22
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The Fupa Inspector ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
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Lawrence after he convinces Issa to have that 3some with Condola.
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The Fupa Inspector ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
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I'm praying for the ppl in Texas and surrounding areas. I didn't realize this deep freeze would last this long
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The Fupa Inspector ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
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I wonder what Rihanna's asshole is doing rn.
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TL moving fast? MILF pussy is delicious bc there's still stem cells in there
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The Fupa Inspector ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
3 years
When she begs for my meat.
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The Fupa Inspector ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
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@SincerelyKweenK Definitely the slurping and recording
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The Fupa Inspector ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
3 years
Cuba Gooding Jr. Became a football coach after that movie Radio?
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National Champion Michigan Wolverines
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Cleaning football equipment on my day off
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The Fupa Inspector ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
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Women with the deepest throats: 1. Married women 2. Women that waited 5+ years to have you. 3. Single moms
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The Fupa Inspector ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
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I thought this said squirters and was about to write a think piece defending them
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This Is Yo Son! Marcus Jr the 3rd
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Why do squatters have rights to begin with??
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The Fupa Inspector ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
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๐Ÿ˜ฉ
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The Fupa Inspector ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
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@BarkyBoogz
แดส sแด˜แด€แด„แด‡sสœษชแด˜? แด›สœษชs ษชs แด€ แด…แดแด…ษขแด‡
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Itโ€™s two women having a squirting exhibition on a sidewalk on the TL
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NC State is going to the ACC championship game! Cardiac Pack is back!
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The Fupa Inspector ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
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Fumbling bad bitches is an art form. I'm up to about 45
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The Fupa Inspector ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
3 years
I need this in my life
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The Fupa Inspector ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
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I made it to 33 with no kids, I'm never using a rubber again.
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The Fupa Inspector ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
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If you're 30+, don't forget to stretch this morning so you won't pull a hamstring walking up the stairs.
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The Fupa Inspector ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
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I tried explaining to a woman that I wasn't interested once and she proceeded to ask me why and attempted to change my mind so after that I'd just tell them I'm checking myself into the mental hospital. Always does the trick.
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๐’ฎ ๐ป ๐ธ โ™Œ๏ธŽ๐Ÿฅ‚
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As a Man: Do you know how to reject a woman youโ€™re no longer interested in?
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The Fupa Inspector ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
3 years
Trying to get waterboarded by a thicc squirter for my birthday.
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The Fupa Inspector ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
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I've been wanting to say this to oomf.
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The Fupa Inspector ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
3 years
My air fryer arrived.
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The Fupa Inspector ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
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I pray yall lives improve
@thegirlSunnie
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Is your baby daddy off limits to your friends? Or you donโ€™t care long as she donโ€™t fuck your current nigga?
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The Fupa Inspector ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
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Guys is it geigh to ya know, receive affection from a woman?
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The Fupa Inspector ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
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Fupa princesses, check in.
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The Fupa Inspector ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
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Pussy tastes better w/o birth control disrupting the cream output.
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The Fupa Inspector ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
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My chiropractor hit my hip with one of those magic wand massagers today ๐Ÿ˜Œ. Now I know why women use massagers on their clits, that ish had me open.
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The Fupa Inspector ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
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Whenever rent is about to be due, this becomes a topic
@chunkylegz
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Why do men think bc they pay bills they woman suppose to become his maid ?
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The Fupa Inspector ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
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@indy_ugh
Uptown Jackie Brown
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Wtf is Alpha vs Simp twitter?
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The Fupa Inspector ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
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E-40 after you tell him when
@AdamSchefter
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Joe Burrow: โ€œIโ€™m ready to go.โ€
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The Fupa Inspector ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
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I still laugh about this. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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The Fupa Inspector ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
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HNY
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@TheKingofHoes True deviant
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@notChvnel
The Scumlorian ๐Ÿ’ฅ
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I just slammed my finger in my cabinet and holy fuuuuuckkkkqkwkqkqnw men are garbage truly.
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The Fupa Inspector ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
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Spit in her butt hours
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The Fupa Inspector ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
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I confess that I Google how to spell words before I press tweet often.
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The Fupa Inspector ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
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I've had 3 ribeyes in the past 24 hrs. Pls pray for my cardiovascular health.
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The Fupa Inspector ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
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What if we're the original aliens?
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The Fupa Inspector ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
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I just got offered a data analytics development position. I just might take it if the health insurance is right.
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The Fupa Inspector ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
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Headed to the chiropractor
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My grandma just blessed me with $100 just bc
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The Fupa Inspector ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
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Goodnight fanduel sportsbook, tomorrow I'll own you
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The Fupa Inspector ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
2 years
We like when yall stfu
@xoxosymoneb
โ€ŽPrettyinBri โ™ก
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Yโ€™all hate natural bodies, postpartum bodies and cosmetically enhanced bodies. What do yโ€™all like?
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The Fupa Inspector ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
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@GawkGawkThwack Get off your phone and have fun
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The Fupa Inspector ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
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No fleets.. Media update.
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The Fupa Inspector ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
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I randomly giggle that these mfers thought breaking into the capitol w/weapons wasn't a crime. How fing delusional can you be?
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The Fupa Inspector ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
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The granny cream team. Gonna put them turkey necks to work, I tell ya what
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@StokeyyG2
george
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What is the greatest tweet of all time?
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The Fupa Inspector ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
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@Mr_Alexius Broke women always tell on themselves
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The Fupa Inspector ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
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1+ week sober. Hopefully I can keep it up
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The Fupa Inspector ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
1 year
Why yall always need help?
@niicole__nicole
๐Ÿ’“ Nicole Nicole ๐Ÿ’“
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that man ainโ€™t helped u pay not nan bill, but you in love
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The Fupa Inspector ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
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Who's trying to give me a birthday present next month?
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@JayRRogers
JR
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Whatโ€™s the wildest DM youโ€™ve received?
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The Fupa Inspector ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
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30+ Twitter don't forget to take your vitamins and do your stretches.
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The Fupa Inspector ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
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It's so hard finding a woman that'll lower her standards for me ๐Ÿ˜”
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The Fupa Inspector ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
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The way the chiropractor massaged my hamstrings with the magic wand today had the meat trippin.
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What snatched it up? Tf
@MoreCrazyClips
More Crazy Clips
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Enormous rat in the NY Subway
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Well that was quick ๐Ÿคญ
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The Fupa Inspector ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
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"the deficit"
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The Fupa Inspector ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
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Real shit
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The Fupa Inspector ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
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Sprinkle in some bipolar depression and you've got my clone.
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The Fupa Inspector ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
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Smh
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They can suck the tip of my dick
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The Fupa Inspector ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
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I'm on probation they let off a fool. They taking notes tryin to study my moves, they could never do what I do.
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