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jamie

@gnuman1979

4 years

Quarantine day 6.

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jamie

@gnuman1979

2 years

Even if you don't like volleyball, you have to watch this point.

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4 years

Dude is very calm.

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5 years

I don’t even know what’s right anymore.

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5 years

Best costume so far.

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5 years

An attempt was made.

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4 years

Display at a library. Some folks get it.

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5 years

Overestimates his height a little.

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jamie

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4 years

This is Buddy the German Shepherd who led 1st responders to the fire that threatened his families lives.

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jamie

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5 years

What the hell just happened.

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jamie

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4 years

Who the fuck is driving these cruise ships?

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jamie

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5 years

Bob! What the fuck is going on with my water?

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4 years

There is no fucking way.

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5 years

Seems a bit excessive to me.

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5 years

We don’t teach essential skills in American schools.

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jamie

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7 years

My eclipse glasses.

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jamie

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4 months

I have no idea why this made me laugh.

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jamie

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5 years

You are so fucking fired!

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jamie

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4 years

Ever alert and aware of their surroundings.

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jamie

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4 years

Have kids they said, it’s life changing they said, you’ll love it they said...

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jamie

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1 year

Dam.

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5 years

That’s a full time job.

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4 years

This is Chug, he has a drinking problem.

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4 years

You want more of this? Come at me bro!!

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3 years

Okay, who did this?

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jamie

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5 years

Synchronized dog fighting.

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jamie

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4 years

Where’s a traffic cop when you need one?

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jamie

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1 year

Run!!!! Danger danger!

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jamie

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5 years

How about a roller skating monkey? Are you not entertained?!!!

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jamie

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4 years

Fucking potholes!

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4 years

Cats are assholes.

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4 years

Now that’s cool.

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4 years

I’m calling the oceanographer.

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jamie

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11 months

Outstanding.

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jamie

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4 years

That smile though.

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jamie

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2 years

Understandable.

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4 years

Settle down Karen.

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4 years

Ahhh, this is the life. Right Bob?

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jamie

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4 years

Turtle emergency, turtle emergency!

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4 years

Do I have to draw you a fucking map?

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4 years

Stalking their prey.

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4 years

Just checking.

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4 years

No way that cat will get through this!

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4 years

Dude may never get laid again.

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2 years

That's a bad place for a wasps nest.

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4 months

Drats! Foiled again.

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4 years

No you come here Karen.

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4 years

Dad hates when I do this.

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4 years

It’s all fun and games until...

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4 years

Dogs at the shelter choosing their Christmas toy. Go to your shelter and adopt one tomorrow.

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5 years

I don’t get cats.

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5 years

Fucking cat.

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4 years

Did not see that coming

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4 years

How dads babysit.

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4 months

One squirrel from disaster.

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4 years

How’s life going? Well, you know, good I guess.

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jamie

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1 year

How can I teach my dogs that.

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4 years

She thinks she locked her keys in the car.

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4 years

I think I see your problem.

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5 years

A cow bat.

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5 years

I guarantee, this will make your day a little brighter.

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9 months

Babies are like tiny drunk people.

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4 years

Two types of dogs in the world.

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5 years

Ever have one of those days?

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4 years

Oh boy, oh boy, maybe we’ll catch some catfish.

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4 years

OOOh, he was only doing 78 mph. So close

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4 years

Current status.

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5 years

Wow. You go girl.

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jamie

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2 years

Holy fuck! Holy fuck! Holy...

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jamie

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4 years

Whatever Bob.

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4 years

Attack! Retreat!

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4 years

Who’s from Atlanta? Shits on fire yo.

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4 years

Look away. Cows are going to eat that cat.

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4 years

I am a handsome devil aren’t I.

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4 years

I’m no mechanic, but I’d say that is not good.

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4 years

Well shit.

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4 years

Decontaminating after playing with human.

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10 months

Pointers gonna point,

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4 years

Some are oblivious to the obstacles in their path.

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5 years

Practicing his death stalk.

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5 months

One of the all time great voice overs.

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3 years

Okay, who did this?

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4 years

Silly human, your cages can’t contain me.

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9 months

I can't even parallel park.

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4 years

How was your Monday? Mine was just like that.

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2 months

We need more if this please.

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4 years

Are you ready? BABY GOATS!!!

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5 years

Karen!!! Your weird looking dog is on top of me again!!!!

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4 years

New world record for the worst leap in history.

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2 years

Happy Halloween!

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5 years

Oh, shit. Busted.

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1 year

Master thief. Even wears a mask.

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1 year

How to make sure someone keys your car.

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7 months

There are good people in the world.

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