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1 year

will smith this year has the opportunity to do the funniest thing in history

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Academy Adds Oscars ‘Crisis Team’ After Will Smith Slap: ‘We’ll Be Prepared For Anything We May Not Anticipate’

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There’s something odd right now with Terminally Online Fandom where fictional characters are treated as real human beings that must be protected from the horrors of Sex but real human actors are objectified in consistently gross and annoying ways, are not treated like people

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this is the worst thing I’ve ever seen

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cinema sins has now broke the brains of our collective culture to the extent that this is how professional writers respond to a movie trusting the audience to understand that two dudes were already friends before the events of a movie start

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@badpunname i didn't say it would be easy....

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not since the ever given re-entered the suez canal has there been such an opportunity

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@maracharese @priya_ebooks What. Imagine a show had a Scottish character who occasionally spoke Welsh, had an Irish name, and said some words with a Texan accent. Would u look at that character and be like “wow, they blended so many cultures together in this fictional world”

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you know it doesn't have to be will smith. it would be extremely funny if anyone did it. the funniest non smith option being, of course, chris rock

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This interview is incredible. She’s like “none of the dialogue made sense so I just rewrote it” and then “I didn’t expect it to be popular, really it only found an audience because compared to the slop constantly shoveled out now we [I] spent a few seconds thinking about things”

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"I don't think I've ever had to put my foot down on a set in the way that I had to on 'Wednesday,'" Ortega revealed.

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if a movie doesn't stop and give exposition saying "these guys? they're buds. that's why they're acting like buds" this is a plot hole that destroys our ability to suspend disbelief

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@Akitron @CoriMarie21 we have a chart now and everything

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Really hope people don't just take away "Ellie Kemper was part of a racist ball" from the trending story, but take away the bigger picture "a lot of the wealthy and famous people you know were part of deeply fucked up racist shit, because deeply fucked up racist shit is ongoing."

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@CosmonautWiz Oh it’s gonna be more than one

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@MCCharpentiee @WrittenByHanna We saved the ozone layer… but at what cost……

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@SaintJohnPickle @Chinchillazllla remember when arnold fucking died

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“This is fanservice referencing Han Shot First” “this isn’t fanservice this is good storytelling showing how he became the guy who shoots first” regardless of who is right, it is WILD that in BOTH cases it’s setting up/ referencing something that you cannot legally watch

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Frank Miller's recent Wolverine variant cover demonstrates the inflexibility that comic book fandom has when it comes to the form of comic book art

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2 years

a lot of people are pointing out that 1. it is *practically* spelled out in the movie, and 2. that gordon and batman should be common pop culture knowledge at this point, making it even more ridiculous (and even more cinamasinsy of a take)

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Which way western man

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AI art in general is Bad but I think replacing Mignola designs with AI is the kind of thing that should get you summarily executed, not necessarily by the state, just like, struck down by the heavens if they were actually occupied by a just God

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@Ordinary1World Maybe they just weren’t sure which Justice you were portraying. Did you give them any hints? Maybe it would have been clearer if you went around lecturing people not to kneel at football games

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Over 300k people have seen this now and not a single one has yelled at me for making light of assault or treating the Oscars Collective Trauma with a cavalier attitude so, thanks Twitter, for being chill about this one

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@zachsilberberg @BigDadEnergy_ Depressed people understand that depression is extremely funny

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@hello__caitlin @_lanabelle A Fielder Method actress who at a later date will be portraying Emma Stone

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@DiscussingFilm oh no, is the film series about the Weyland-Yutani Corporation continuously sacrificing the lives of its employees in the hope that they might be able to profit off of the production of a bio-weapon going to get POLITICAL????

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@adpo97 For those who remember seeing it in theaters: you did. Your memory isn’t playing tricks on you

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@tired_bimbo starring too deeply into his wife's eyes to see any human trafficking is wild

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@barry It’s weird how everything people say about pit bulls is actually true about Teslas

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@ClunkSpider Honestly think the next chunk is worse where she basically goes “if VFX artists feel bad about working conditions being less than optimal, YOU ARE SEEN, YOU ARE HEARD”

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Maybe it’s not the same people doing both, but it’s people in the same *subcultures* doing both, and idk, I don’t know what to make of it but this contradiction seems important

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Disney Adults

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are there Dune Diehards mad at DV for taking out the Fey Omniscient Murder Toddler, or has that change been accepted by the Dune Community

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@Shalalashanta Absolutely I do. probably my favorite narrative choice in the movie. The characters made a decision that was really fucking stupid in their grief. Felt like an honest depiction of real people rather than a horror movie built around satisfying cinema sins viewers

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@timxprice In reading the Odyssey with my students and the first few books feature multiple people bursting into tears as they recall the people they lost in the war

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if u like cinemasins: i dont care. go suck an egg

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@CaitrionaDowden Several times in my life my mother signaled to me she’d be more accepting of me bringing home a man than bringing home a Protestant or, god forbid, a person Unbaptized

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2 years

also leave the screenrant lady alone. she works for screenrant her life is hard enough

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it remains baffling to me that timothy burton made a Wednesday Adams series and was like "we're going to set this at a school for other magic monster people, removing the foundation of the entire Adams Family comedy premise, that they are Unusual"

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“Only white genre writers create fiction that engages with the problems of our reality. All other races only write utopian escapist fiction” is an incredible new kind of racism to just drop on Twitter

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remember how Battlestar Galactica was one of the great harbingers of The Golden Era of Television? remember how streaming was going to give us access to all of the greatest works of film and tv at all times? Guess where BSG is streaming now. guess. that's right. it isn't.

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@latelateshow I think there’s a version of this joke that could be funny, but it would require putting thought into “what would increasingly ridiculous lord of the rings characters be called/ look like” rather than a first draft list of “characters that are SO RANDOM lol”

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1 year

Even on other platforms I can’t escape…

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@CederBagel22 i think it was probably wrong to hit the guy but also it wasn't as big a deal as the media made it out to be, and also maybe chris rock shouldn't have gone there. lotta angles to consider

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@halomancer1 if this one was an op it would say something like "i love PRONOUNS" or "MORE GENDER NOW"

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@jodipicoult @sarahdessen the sinister thing here is a wealthy, famous author sicking her following and her famous author friends on some random college student b/c she didn't like what she saw when she vanity searched her name

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@MNateShyamalan Hank Green’s ongoing belief that he can convince billionaires to be better using facts and reason is especially hilarious

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ok a few fancy big time journalists have RTed this. if you're gonna put my tweet in the newspaper or a blog please reach out for my comment. i will give you a comment. it'll be better than this

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@HowdyDuda i'm sorry but i can't buy this. please state explicitly the reasoning for why this specific tweet would turn you into the joker, if u leave it implicit that's a plot hole

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@LargelyInept The lights are going to go out and he’ll just be there in a Fiend mask

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@islamphobiacow This detail is incredible

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@GeeBricks Will smith in a will smith mask

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@thehill @TheHillOpinion Folks if you click through and read the article it’s a VERY different tone than the headline lol

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@bigarms4me @dimestorepaglia when OP says "this will be completely indecipherable like the sumerian joke," what he means is "just like we currently cannot explain the sumerian joke, as we lack the context to make sense of the humor, so to will this joke one day be completely indecipherable. time marches on"

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@christapeterso How are these entire cultures like in violation of the most fundamental hospitality laws. Like I feel like this is the shit that would get u cursed in a fairy tale

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@detachment_red one of the many differences between me and my husband my husband: not telepathic me: expects him to be telepathic

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It really is amazing that at the same time Movies are suffering from Event Fatigue, tv is dying from endless cancellations and new # 1s destroying audience confidence The biggest mediums in the world failing by repeating the mistakes of Direct Market American Comics. Baffling

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Frequent TV Series Cancellations Altering Viewer Behavior, Survey Shows

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@Astro_genie @tainkirrahe Maybe the scariest thing about my brain to me. So much of my life is just... not there

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It’s related to the ongoing discourse right now where the same crowd (or a similar crowd) is more freaked out about the writing in the Levinson new show than the actual workers in that chaotic work environment

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@CaitrionaDowden Mostly the signal tho was “if you’re gay please, please, just become a priest already”

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i'm sorry i'm sorry i'm going to bed but i gotta say one more thing. why would he be the #1 suspect anyway. why would gordon go "u kno who probably did this political assassination? the guy who dresses up like a bat to stop teens from beating up people in tiktok challenges"

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this has reached beyond my normal orbit so if ur reading this and don't know how ur going to spend the evening might i suggest watching THE LAST DAYS OF DISCO which is a good time

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@amadcartoonist it's weird how w/one single character you can track the shift from "hollywood bodies are hotter and fitter than you will likely ever be, but still humanly attainable" to "actors literally need to devote months of their life to transforming their bodies into something impossible"

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@benner I can’t believe I haven’t seen the infamous pot roast posted yet

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what is the logic here. u see a mayor get assassinated and ur like, i bet that guy with the cape did this. he solves crimes, punches hooligans, and has decided upon a very weird brand for himself. just like an assassin would

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@BudrykZack Glad we’ve moved from “making chili for your neighbors is ableist” to “making fun of the take ‘making chili for your neighbors is ableist’ is pro-eugenics”

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Like this part of the movie, really the movie as a whole, is built around a version of Star Wars that is better than the version you can buy and stream and see in the theater that we will not apparently ever be able to legally access again

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@OnstageBlog R u telling me that one of the Universal Monster characters was actually Problematic, was not a good guy

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@TLCSqueak @maracharese @priya_ebooks "Yer darn tootin' I grew up in Scotland" said Siobhán O'Murphy. "Town name of Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch. Every Sunday we'd russle up the cattle and throw some shrimp on the barbie"

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@GreatCheshire culmination of an extended series of jokes about how this child would like to have sex with gal gadot

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the weirdest thing about the Rorschach announcement is the way DC seems to want to link the anger of the character Rorschach, a regressive, bigoted incel that the Original Writer despised, to the righteous anger felt today by those who suffer injustice.

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Many teenagers are angrily responding that a person who hates sex scenes is probably not also posting weird sexual thirst content online. I have two recommendations: 1. Read my second tweet 2. Log off and finish your homework

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I take no pleasure in saying this as someone who despises the Online YA Community but The YA Mom everyone is dunking on seems like a nice, self-aware, thoughtful lady if you read the replies

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@SlaylerJ Honestly props for shifting the weekly “Catcher is bad because this child traumatized by his roommate’s suicide, brother’s death, and being sexually abused is Annoying” take to video. Innovation for YA Twitter!!

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i still can't get over the terfs publishing a book that's like oh btw we solved the hard problem of consciousness. we solved the mind-body problem. computational theory of mind? that's completely out. my source is a magazine

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@punished_cait Idk what breed my car is it’s a rescue

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@TheSun Yeah ice cream melts during the summer

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@jdcmedlock It is absolutely baffling to me how many people in the replies do not know this is a comedy joke

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@DiscussingFilm What, next is ROBOCOP going to get political??? Or THEY LIVE??????

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This is a fair objection. It’s not just teenagers. It’s also adults who exclusively Consume YA fiction/ fan fiction/ Hopepunk/ Children’s cartoons/ MCU material. The eternal puriteens, if you will

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u got me until you mentioned puriteens and it seems to be you are blaming them when there are tons of adults who do this

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@Psychic_Driving it is wild how quickly one shifts, reading it, from "did this lady kill her husband???" to "oh she absolutely did, and good for her"

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@countrymom777 @eeberquist So in your understanding of The World not only is it common and normal to wash used pads in public sinks, but there are lots of men with like lady Macbeth fetishes just rearing to get a gander of the hand washing

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@JennyENicholson I tried to look into this for Black Swan but what I found was a bunch of “ballerinas think black swan is UNREALISTIC” where the ballerinas were like “we’re actually normal people who do not hallucinate, big error in the film”

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It’s cool and good that the next generation is growing increasingly reactionary, can’t read old books, isn’t getting any substantive education in history, is accruing massive debt, gets their news from tiktok, cant identify misinfo or use a computer. Nothing bad can come of this

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@orkthodox @T3hL1ttle3ngine if your priest read this tweet what would he think of you man

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to be clear i think this rules

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@heongravity @welshsnarker @Koltreg someone said they couldn't access it, so screenshotting here for POSTERITY

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@Hintonwrites @Abookishdiaries I have previously recommended Shakespeare in the past but I am learning and resolve to Do Better

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@JuliaFtacek @nytimes it'd be wild if like excelling at sports was for many kids the only way to get a higher education, and then those same student athletes made their schools millions of dollars, but weren't allowed to see any of that money themselves

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@meowmeowmia The “satire must have clarity of purpose” people don’t understand that no amount of clarity will ever ensure the audience takes away the obvious message to any literature human being

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@HannahPosted i'm genuinely surprised they went with santa at all

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Everyone’s all “why can’t she be in real movies” but Personally I think Brie Larson deserves this life where she works on a marvel thing for a few days every few years and makes enough to fund her life of working out, reading, cornily posting her books & workouts. She’s earned it

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oh my god, he's trying to GET RID OF RATIOS.

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@rebexxxxa Ruthkanda Forever?

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@aedison i just want to thank you, because for a long while there film twitter had decided that this flick was cringey, but "the movie is to mean to the IRS" has managed to turn things around enough I no longer have to be embarrassed about publicly admitting i enjoyed it for what it was

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@CaitrionaDowden need to make something clear so i'm not stealing Queer Catholic Valor i am not gay my parents are just and have always been extremely convinced that i am gay

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For the longest time I held out hope that Disney being the big Nerd Company That Markets to Nerds and Wants To Turn The Entire Audience Into Nerds would mean they’d at least try to make money on the Good Versions of all the shit they owned— but they either won’t or can’t!!

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it's still weird to me that spider-man NWH's plot hook is about a spell gone wrong from peter parker fucking with it, but it's not like he desired the wrong thing and learned his desire was misplaced, the problem was he didn't talk it out enough with dr strange beforehand

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@timerube He got the order right she just couldn’t believe it wasn’t butter

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@chad_effortless @merrittk this is hard for some people to understand, but your individual history cannot in fact by usefully generalized to a universal. Your single data point does not actually indicate anything about the job market.

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@VolitionNewlove @xybergay her burying burton is by far the best part of this whole interview

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