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@HalfVamp

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Unapologetic Democrat. Sarcoidosis warrior. Sci-Fi addict. Often confused eclectic. Aspiring ninja. She/Her. #VoteBlue #BLM #LGBTQally #Resist #Science

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Joined May 2010
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@HalfVamp
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When is the GOP going to officially be considered a child porn ring? Why aren’t all these arrests being shouted out by Dems? Every single time one of them accuses pedophilia, the GOP arrests should listed. (Or I guess just the number- there are too many to list by name.)
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Has @GOPChairwoman made a statement regarding her aide who was just sentenced to prison for his involvement in a child porn ring? What did she know and when did she know it?
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@davenewworld_2 I’m so sick of these people.
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@JoJoFromJerz I’m gonna need to hear the joke.
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@lovecarbstaxes @IppokratisAnge1 I came to say this. It is horrible what long Covid is doing to people, but I hope it draws attention to those with chronic invisible illnesses who are hidden or treated like attention-seekers. Nobody wants to see what could happen to them if circumstances were different.
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@Angry_Staffer It concerns me that they think it will be so rigged they win anyway. I don’t understand why else they would do all this.
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This is what should be crashing the snitch site-
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That was fast
@NoLieWithBTC
No Lie with Brian Tyler Cohen
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BREAKING: Florida's Senate President announces that they will be passing a model of the Texas abortion law.
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@smc429 @MysterySolvent Thanks for the new star of my nightmares.
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@ResisterSis20
Southern Sister Resister - Wordsmith #IAmTheStorm
2 years
How many Retweets for #IStandWithBiden can we get while our president is speaking? Go! #FreshResists #SOTU
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@HalfVamp
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Best quote ever
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"Speech is free, but you have to pay for your lies." — Sandy Hook family's lawyer Kyle Farrar
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I love this so much.
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2 years
President Biden just facetimed and sent pizzas to the veterans on the front steps of the Capitol who are protesting Republicans for blocking health care for veterans with cancer.
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DAMN he felt that in his soul. 🤣
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@RebekahWriter I don’t understand how what one tiny group wants negates what all the other parents want.
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@HalfVamp
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It’s time to write up the bills for mandatory vasectomies.
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@HalfVamp
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Let’s make him famous.
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❤️🧡💛ᗰia💚💙💜
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. @FBI Seems to me you might want have a chat with this fellow.
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Why is Wray still employed?
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Sen. Whitehouse grills Director Wray's about how the FBI handled its sham investigation into Brett Kavanaugh during his confirmation process
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🤣🤣🤣🤣
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That’s it, I’m dead😂🤣💀
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@HalfVamp
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If you think DFG hasn’t sold classified information to pay debts, you aren’t paying attention.
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I could not love this more.
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Ukrainians are selling used Russian Tanks on eBay
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@vinn_ayy @IAmJohnAles Still upset about Pushing Daisies.
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OMG I love this
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@antifaoperative I think you have to be on a sex offender list to register as a Republican these days.
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@briantylercohen It’s a who’s who of the worst people.
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@HalfVamp
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When a person dies, it is illegal to harvest their organs without prior consent, because we have body autonomy. Overturning Roe would mean that a live woman has less rights than a corpse.
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@TheRickWilson Now add all the extra Covid deaths.
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@MacFarlaneNews @GrahamKates I’d be happy to go to jail for a few months if I got millions out of it.
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@SethAbramson @laurapcd1 I’m sure this is a dumb question, but couldn’t Biden or members of congress sue the others for defamation since they are making these accusations on a public platform?
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@NotHoodlum @JaneotN “He’s in perfect health.”
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@DrGJackBrown @freshwaterpurl He really does look like Voldemort
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@TheAstuteGaloot @KellDA Back the blue, amirite?
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@HalfVamp
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Of all the ways to go out, saying “go fuck yourself” to a Russian warship has got to be in the top 3.
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@HalfVamp
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Instead of Barr’s book, try this one.
@MuellerSheWrote
Mueller, She Wrote
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With Bill Barr re-embarking on his rehab tour, now would be the perfect time to order #HatchetMan by @eliehonig if you haven’t already. And if you have, buy a copy for your GOP relatives. And check out the MSW Book Club pod covering it. 😀
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@KellDA Snopes says this isn’t true.
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@patriottakes The people from her district need to sue her for misrepresenting herself.
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@smc429 @JaneotN I made it three years through this pandemic without getting it. 2 days ago I tested positive. It’s not over.
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@HalfVamp
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Why is this woman still in Congress? Oh right, Republicans.
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@SteveLemongello It’s Florida- Isn’t the law that they can just be run over now?
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@QasimRashid
Qasim Rashid, Esq.
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Rep @AdamSchiff has launched a "pledge to vote" drive. I've committed to getting 5000 voters to sign up. Why? 1. Our democracy is at stake—its now or never 2. If GOP wins—MTG & Q-Anon will be in leadership😳 3. Early voting starts in 10 states Sign & RT
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@HalfVamp
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Voting rights need to be protected right now!
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@PastorAlexLove Now they’re in disguise!
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what the
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Big Pharma says what?
@Acyn
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193 Republicans vote no on Lowering Costs of Insulin
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@davenewworld_2 I want to know why the people who switched parties right away haven’t been sued.
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I feel like more people should be talking about this drive-by.
@ChadPergram
Chad Pergram
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1) Fox confirms that Michael Stenger, the Senate Sergeant at Arms who was in charge of Senate security the day of the Capitol riot, has died.
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@KellDA Vox Populi, Vox Dei.
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@Mahoney2Kelly @shillman1 @patriottakes They want an authoritarian country. No voting necessary.
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Suppress much? This is criminal.
@cdrectorauthor
Christopher Rector For TEXAS
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Democrats are getting robbed at Southwest Sub Courthouse!!! They are refusing Dem voters by saying machine is down, but letting Republicans vote!!
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I’m so happy I didn’t try to stay up and watch this. The highlights are enough to make me repeatedly smash my head against the wall.
@AmoneyResists
Andrew—Author of America Rises On Substack
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The #McCarthyMeltdown will go down as the saddest self-own ever in American political history.
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The next time I celebrate Independence Day will be when we are back out from under the thumb of the church,and my rights are restored. Until then, we are no longer independent.
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⬇️ THIS. RIGHT. HERE.
@JDCocchiarella
Jack Cocchiarella
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This is who should’ve been Time’s Person of the Year.
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@emptywheel Taint team makes me laugh. Yes I have the maturity of a 12 year old.
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Why do they all look like blow-up dolls?
@IvanasStairCam
Lynda hates GOP thugs
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Truman 3:16: For MAGA✝️wa✝️s so loved their botox lips, that She gave Her only begotten Son, that whosoever employed Him should not be illegal, but pay for everlasting false eyelashes. Amen 😇
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@PastorAlexLove This is what the atheists want.
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What in the ever-loving fuck?!
@RonFilipkowski
Ron Filipkowski
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Here is Marge Greene’s new intern, previously describing his ‘Gay Conversion Therapy’ clinic planned for FL, which will use electroshock therapy to “cure” people who are gay. His slogan: “If you like the cock, you get the shock.”
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@TomthunkitsMind I adore this woman.
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They are dropping like flies
@JuliaDavisNews
Julia Davis
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Ex-Putin Ally Plunges to His Death ‘From a Great Height’ at Moscow Aviation Institute Anatoly Gerashchenko’s passing comes amid a string of untimely deaths for senior Russian officials.
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Noooooo! I was so excited for the season premiere of my favorite show. 🤬
@cwebbonline
Christopher Webb
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NEW: January 6 Committee Hearing postponed because of Hurricane Ian. Sounds like they’re having trouble getting witnesses to their hearing location. New date TBD.
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Billie Piper requires an Emmy. @billiepiper #PennyDreadful
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So much for “freedom”, huh Repugs?
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I try not to hate. I hate Joe Manchin.
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They all knew and still didn’t convict on impeachment.
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Wait, what?
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@flexghost1 So let me get this straight- they are making drug addicted women have babies and then throwing them in jail because they want drugs-forcing the woman and the fetus to quit cold turkey, endangering both of them. Got it.
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For those of you who haven’t yet-
@DianaCialino
Diana Manister
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Let the Supreme Court know online how you feel about their delay of Trump’s immunity case! I did! Takes 2 minutes.
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This is insane. I have a family member now saying this is a fake war. It’s sickening.
@WalshFreedom
Joe Walsh
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. @TuckerCarlson tonight: “What if these bodies of tortured, dead civilians were staged? What if they’re fake? What if the Ukrainian military killed them & then blamed Russia? I’m not saying any of this is true, I’m just asking the questions. Why can’t we ask these questions?”
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@RonFilipkowski Someone should tell him he’s not the president.
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@stgeomj0 @ImSpeaking13 ⬆️ Peaked in HS
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I’m wondering how long it will take the defense attorney in the Arbery trial to claim the one black juror’s presence is threatening to the jury.
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@juliebeger @ImSpeaking13 It doesn’t actually have anything to do with abortions. It’s about controlling women. They can’t do that if we have a say. They’ll be coming after our right to vote soon.
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They will just scream, “Fake News!”
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Why is it that when I unfollow an account, the account is then all that shows up on my news feed? I unfollowed them for a reason!
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@TheRickWilson Wow, hate ages a person.
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I’m pretty sure when the voice of reason on 1/6 is Don Jr - the apocalypse is nigh.
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@smc429 I think people are still in family holiday fighting mode. It’s been bad on here.
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@RonFilipkowski Kind of like the election police force that answers directly to DeSantis? Uh huh.
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Who keeps electing these assholes?!
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@antifaoperative They all look like the same person.
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@MeidasTouch @KellDA I feel like someone needs to go in and neuralize them.
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@BaddCompani Is this that one gay hating blowup doll, or is it the other gay hating blowup doll?
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@Conscience4 @kyledcheney His name is there, but he hasn’t been indicted.
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I really hope this outs our Russian assets.
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I figured “studying nursing” was something like this.
@StacyStClair
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Kyle Rittenhouse testified that he is a college student studying nursing at Arizona State University. An ASU spokeman told the Tribune KR has *not* gone through the admissions process and is not enrolled in the college of nursing. He's a "non-degree seeking" online student. 1/2
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The only way the Republicans will ever care about voting rights is if Dems follow Illinois’ lead and gerrymander the hell out of their states. Take. Off. The. Fucking. Gloves.
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The sooner marijuana is decriminalized nationally, the sooner these MAGA bumblefucks calm the hell down.
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Sickening
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@7Veritas4 Your tweets make me happy 😁👍
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This is a horrific number. With the new abortion law, there could be that many unwanted pregnancies. This is heartbreaking and shameful.
@MayoIsSpicyy
Mayo 🤍
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Did you know that in 2019, Texas had the highest number of forcible rape cases in the United States, with 14,824 reported rapes?
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@DonLew87 Don’t most people wear outfits more than once?
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His goal is to block everything. This is not how government is supposed to work.
@mmpadellan
BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️
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NEW RULE: If you're a member of Congress who intentionally tries to tank our economy by refusing to raise the debt ceiling like Mitch McConnell is hinting, you should automatically lose your fucking job. Who else agrees? 🖐️
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@theliamnissan @cpoliticditto Literally did this 10 min ago. Atheism rocks.
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@PastorAlexLove I have found the weapon for the atheists’ demise.
@mischiefanimals
animals going goblin mode
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oh shit they weaponized turtles
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Ok, this is funny
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Andy Ostroy
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I can’t stop watching this…
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WHY hasn’t this been done yet?!
@BadBradRSR
Official Account of (Activist) "Bad" Brad Berkwitt
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. @SecDef please watch this video sir… I’m imploring you to remove #FoxNews from every base in the United States 🇺🇸 of America and around the world… Signed CTA1 Bradley D. Berkwitt, USN (Ret)
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@Cynthia59881531 @piper4missouri They are trying to pass a law that kids under 16 can’t use social media, but marriage and pregnancy are fine.
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