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John Ales AF™️

4 years

Good news! You have a BILLION dollars. Cash. Taxes paid. (Big day at the tracks.) But the world is ending in 10 years and it will all be gone. We won’t consider charities yet. So... How could you spend that $? 1/

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John Ales AF™️

@IAmJohnAles

4 years

Two senators from South Dakota will cast votes against witnesses and documents. They each represent 429,234 South Dakota voters. Our two California Senators represent 19,625,000 voters each. South Dakota voters have 45.72 times the voting power that I do. Fuck that.

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John Ales AF™️

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4 years

Need a pep talk? Who is this hero woman?

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3 years

It is INCREDIBLE we’ve made it this far and the 25th amendment is just sitting there like an asshole.

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4 years

SOB, NOW, STONE PILLARS.

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John Ales AF™️

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1 year

If they charge him for his what now?

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John Ales AF™️

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1 year

@HighnessOphelia A thumb would be just as effective.

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John Ales AF™️

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2 years

The man deleted this. Why? It’s illuminating.

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John Ales AF™️

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2 years

I was gonna throw out my Kid Rock CDs but then our coffee table would be wobbly again.

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John Ales AF™️

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2 years

Dear Martha, I write to you from the U-haul. My fellow patriots smell unspeakably foul but there is also much hate to go around. Must close now. Someone is knocking on the rear door. Buford went on a search for Chil-Fil-A. Perhaps it is he. Cletus

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John Ales AF™️

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3 years

Been in Toronto for 2 weeks. Every single Canadian I talk to I ask about healthcare. Each & every one of them LOVES it even if they have to wait for elective procedures. Know why?! Because it’s: •NOT TIED TO EMPLOYMENT •FREE •EXCELLENT SERVICE •DOES NOT BANKRUPT THEM •HUMANE

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John Ales AF™️

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2 years

UPDATE FROM AIRPORT: IT STILL GOES OVER YOUR FUCKING NOSE.

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John Ales AF™️

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4 years

Learn. Their. Names. I want Mitch McConnell gone. I want Lindsey Graham gone. I want Ted Cruz gone. I want Devin Nunes gone. I want Chuck Grassley gone. I want Jim Jordan gone. I want Matt Gaetz gone. I want Marco Rubio gone. I want the whole Trump Crime family & enablers gone.

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John Ales AF™️

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5 years

I hear Kentucky has a new way of booing the president.

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11 months

I have an old friend. He’s about 10 years older than I. About 10 years ago he sold everything. Quit his job. Bought an RV. Met a woman who wanted to be a bit of a nomad. Off the grid. So the guy’s been on the road sending pics from time to time & he just looks happier & happier.

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John Ales AF™️

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3 years

I used to wake up feeling proud to be an American but now I just thank the universe I don’t live in Texas.

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John Ales AF™️

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2 years

Are we really this surprised about torn documents? The guy stared at an eclipse.

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John Ales AF™️

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4 years

‘I WILL BE AN AMERICAN PRESIDENT.’ — @JoeBiden That’s the platform.

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2 years

Ghislaine Maxwell didn’t kill herself. (getting ahead of this)

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2 years

Dark Brandon is eating a late lunch of GOP on rye.

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2 years

Besides money, I can’t for the life of me figure out what Joe Manchin wants.

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1 year

@notcapnamerica That escalated immediately.

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John Ales AF™️

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1 month

@RepTroyNehls Why should we pay the salaries of congresspeople who let our kids get slaughtered with guns we don’t accept?

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John Ales AF™️

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3 years

$3.5 trillion over ten years is less than $3/day/citizen. To DRAMATICALLY increase quality of life. So stop it.

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2 years

Pretty sure they mean ‘We’ll adopt your healthy, white baby.’

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John Ales AF™️

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4 years

In case anyone forgets, fuck Doug Collins.

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2 years

CAN WE PLEASE BE LESS CARELESS AND STOP SAYING HE WAS GIVING NUCLEAR CODES TO THE SAUDIS OR CHINA? he was selling them

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John Ales AF™️

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3 years

COVID kills people. The vaccine does not kill people. I did research.

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3 years

If guns don’t kill people, but people do, maybe we need people control. Like: Some people shouldn’t have guns.

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John Ales AF™️

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2 years

I kinda wanna overthrow the government but my wife isn’t on the Supreme Court. Any tips?

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John Ales AF™️

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4 years

I just told my 86 y.o healthy (now shut-in) mom that 30% of Americans answered a poll saying they wouldn’t take a #COVIDVaccine . Her response? ‘Fuckin assholes.’

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John Ales AF™️

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2 years

Guys. If the missing docs are in an ex’s coffin… I’m tapping out. This show jumped the shark.

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John Ales AF™️

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3 years

Americans. Let’s do something. Let’s slice off a hunk of the defense budget and with it… feed, house, educate and CARE FOR THE HEALTH of our people.

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John Ales AF™️

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4 years

Once Biden is in office I’d like all of us to use our real names on here... since we won’t be afraid the gestapo will hunt and kill us.

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John Ales AF™️

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8 months

BREAKING: KEVIN SORBO, HAS BEEN, IN SECRET 4-YEAR BDSM RELATIONSHIP WITH TUCKER CARLSON.

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John Ales AF™️

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3 years

I’m just going to say: THOSE OF US WHO ARE VACCINATED ARE BEING HELD HOSTAGE BY THOSE WHO CAN… BUT DON’T. We would be done with this. #WeWouldBeDoneWithThis

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John Ales AF™️

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2 years

IF WE MADE IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR CORPORATIONS TO DONATE BILLIONS TO CAMPAIGNS WE MIGHT BE ABLE TO SAVE DEMOCRACY.

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John Ales AF™️

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3 years

END THE FILIBUSTER. STACK THE COURTS. Text me when it’s done.

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John Ales AF™️

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2 years

When I grew up, back in 2015, subpoenas meant you appeared or they arrested you.

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John Ales AF™️

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2 years

Do Teslas COME with the assholes already inside them or is that extra?

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John Ales AF™️

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2 years

Ensit endown, enidiot.

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John Ales AF™️

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3 years

If you work in order to have health insurance and pay for health insurance and have fees, premiums, copays and deductibles… you don’t have healthcare. You have a costly hobby. Our country shouldn’t have a system where healthcare is dependent on our employment.

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John Ales AF™️

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2 years

My problem with billionaires is all the extra money they have when 46 million Americans go to bed hungry every night.

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John Ales AF™️

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3 years

Lauren Boebert is a fucking idiot.

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John Ales AF™️

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10 months

If your elected leader finds herself in a dimly lit, unpermitted playground at 2 in the morning to preen & pose on grotesque, borrowed, luxury sports cars with severe no-talents who’re only there to praise her… you’ve chosen poorly. This person is not serious about leadership.

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2 years

@tedcruz Hey Ted. Eat it. You’ll never help. You ARE the problem. Dead children on your legacy.

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2 years

Marijuana is a gateway drug… … to having way cool friends & BITCHEN experiences & delicious food & looking extra relaxed & not fighting in public…

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John Ales AF™️

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2 years

Without telling me where you live tell me your social security number and mother’s maiden name.

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John Ales AF™️

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3 years

Hired a small team to help me and my family plan how to spend our $600 chunk of the stimulus. The first meeting went well.

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John Ales AF™️

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3 years

If you had a choice between breakfast for dinner or pizza for breakfast, when is a good time to arrest Matt Gaetz?

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4 years

‘Yes, I’d like to speak to the manager. I was told my penis would be bigger.’

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4 years

Without the guns it looks like a leather bar, daddy.

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John Ales AF™️

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11 months

This absolute cunt.

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3 years

‘Does this sweatshirt make me look treasonous?’

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3 years

Spotted an insurrectionist at tonight’s rally @FBI

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2 months

Why do I get the feeling 95% of Donner Pass drivers tonight expect Mexico to pay for a wall?

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2 years

‘The best. Is yet. To come.’ —Leticia James

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3 years

America has a poverty problem. So in 2017, why did Senate leadership vote for a GIGANTIC TAX BREAK for the wealthiest Americans at a time when they LEAST needed it while America’s people suffered as poverty levels rose through the roof? (Stealing from @profwolff on @jimmy_dore .)

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John Ales AF™️

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3 years

Look. I am also against government overreach. Tell me WHY THIS VACCINE MANDATE is worse than all the vaccine mandates my schools had in place for the last half century. I could not go to school without. How are they any different? I AM SERIOUSLY ASKING.

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John Ales AF™️

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3 months

Fuck you RFK Jr.

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2 years

I’m dating Pete Davidson. Also, seven states coordinated to FORGE electoral vote certificates. Wait. Only the 2nd thing.

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10 months

‘I want my eleven dollars.’

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2 years

@ThisIsKyleR This is a very specific kind of bullshit.

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4 years

Appropriate time to point out fuck Mark Burnett.

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3 years

Who sent this?

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John Ales AF™️

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4 months

My mom, Dorothea, turned 90 on the 30th. Last night was her party. Here she sits with her aunt Mary, middle, and her longest besty Betty, right. That’s 90, 100, and 90. This is 280 years of Earth experience… eating cake. ❤️

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5 months

I do not condone violence. But there’s something so original about the way this man handled this Nazi.

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3 years

I don’t trust doctors or big Pharma there is no way I’m getting the vaccine right now my husband and I are sick as dogs so we’re going to urgentcare to get some remdesivir just in case then to the movies

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1 year

@Logically_JC @davenewworld_2 @ThingSandwich 11 shots into his own windows. Good thing he’s not terribly inadequate with that self-defense mechanism. He looks so brave.

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2 years

Good morning and afternoon to every parent that doesn’t have video of themselves torturing their kid in the pouring rain on a two thousand dollar toy you thought would make him love you but he hates more than anything

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1 year

@RepMTG You are an absolute shit show of a hot sweaty 12 year old mess. Grow up & govern.

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4 years

Is this the line to see the vandalized bathroom?

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4 years

@ProjectLincoln Flock of Semen

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3 years

@mattgaetz With Reps like this it’s no wonder the south is still fighting a war it lost 140+ years ago.

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3 years

Something tells me all this would have been smoother during Hillary’s second term.

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1 year

@maxberger @MelissaJPeltier @elonmusk @anothercohen And, and I mean this sincerely… actionable in court.

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3 years

More people are dumb than I wanted to believe.

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3 years

Losing Willie Garson shocks me. This sweet man was an old buddy. To say this is a loss is a huge understatement. ❤️

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3 years

Fellas. Here’s an idea. KEEP IT IN YOUR PANTS. ALMOST NO ONE YOU WORK WITH WANTS TO FUCK YOU.

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5 years

Come on.

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John Ales AF™️

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4 years

No American citizen should work a 40 hour work week & not be able to afford rent, food, healthcare, education & time off with family. Millions work 80 hour work weeks & not only can’t make ends meet, an unexpected medical emergency could ruin them. We have been robbed.

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3 months

This sweet sweetie.

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4 years

Omg. The goddamned Dodo. ❤️

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4 years

The moment this horse looks back to say thank you 🧡

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4 years

I want a president who isn’t a cunt who tweets ‘lamestream media’.

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4 years

My neighbors are smoking marijuana!

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2 years

@tedcruz Hey Ted. This you?

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4 years

This is a fairly irregular reminder that nearly every Republican Senator voted AGAINST WITNESSES & DOCUMENTS in an impeachment trial. Fuck every last one of them.

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2 years

Everyone is being so mean to Ted Cruz because he’s a cunt.

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2 years

Psssst. The Secret Service never accidents anything. Pass that shit on.

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4 months

I really don’t know what to say. I’ve met a handful of people on here who made me feel lucky to know them. TG was a sweet person. A true connector. Celebrate this man.

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Rest in Peace @TG22110 you will be missed. 🙏

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3 years

18% of Americans elect 52 Senators and that is a system that is BROKEN.

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3 years

I woke up this morning thinking too many kids get discount lunches in public schools. Which party is right for me?

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2 years

@seanhannity NOBODY SHOULD VOTE FOR HUNTER BIDEN

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3 years

I don’t think it’s cool people are on here joking about @DonaldJTrumpJr getting Covid without tagging me.

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2 years

I don’t think marijuana should be federally legalized because I own huge shares in big pharmaceutical company stocks & I’d be cutting into my own profits once people got wise to how much weed can do to ease common ailments expensive drugs are used to solve save as draft do not tw

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4 years

Fuck I just realized I’m accidentally #antifa .

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3 years

We’re all processing some crazy bad information today and I must admit I’m not doing it well. I will just say this: The truth is the most important thing. Even if it absolutely crushes us.

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2 years

This is a good time to remind Sean Hannity to shove everything up his ass.

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2 years

CAN WE PLEASE STOP DISCUSSING GAS PRICES WITHOUT POINTING DIRECTLY AT PRICE GOUGING CORPORATIONS?! GAS PRICES ARE THEIRS TO SET. STOP.

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3 years

Candace Owens is an actual pile of burning trash.

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1 year

CNN: ‘Jeffrey Dahmer was unavailable.’

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