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John Collins

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So, let me get this straight. You can’t hand out water and snacks to people waiting in line to vote, but you can station yourself armed, in full tactical gear, and intimidate people trying to drop off a ballot?

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John Collins

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If “people kill people, not guns,” why did the NRA ban guns from their event, instead of the attendees?

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I like how patriots in Ukraine defend their Capitol, instead of attacking it.

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No, Tim, it shouldn’t.

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There are too many bad parents blaming good teachers for their bad parenting.

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There are too many bad parents blaming good teachers for their bad parenting.

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There are too many bad parents blaming good teachers for their bad parenting.

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Does anyone else see the irony in Lauren Boebert bragging about “bringing her glock” to Congress, but instead of protecting anyone while under attack, she just tweeted Nancy Pelosi’s position to the mob?

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I don’t fucking care what the Bible says.

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I’d still rather have a Post Office than a Space Force.

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There are too many bad parents blaming good teachers for their bad parenting.

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I’d still rather have a Post Office than a Space Force.

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Can someone explain why any woman would vote Republican at this point?

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Why do Republicans hate Dr. Fauci, when the worst thing he ever did was try and keep them alive?

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Mike Pence: “It’s time to turn the page.” Bro, they tried to fucking hang you.

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If you are watching us from outside the United States, it’s as bad as it looks.

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Justice Thomas: “The leaked draft opinion destroyed trust at the Supreme Court.” No, Clarence. You did.

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Trump supporters are threatening to leave the United States. I’m offering to help them pack.

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By substituting your morning coffee with green tea, you can reduce up to 94% of what little joy you had left.

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Why are they arresting members of Congress for protesting, but not for sedition?

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Why do Republicans hate Dr. Fauci, when the worst thing he ever did was try to keep them alive?

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Schoolhouse Rock never prepared us for this shit.

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I hate Fox News for what it did to my parents.

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There are too many bad parents blaming good teachers for their bad parenting.

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I like how Joe Biden never asks us for money to pay for his personal legal expenses.

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Kyle Rittenhouse was not, is not, and will never be a hero.

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I don’t care if you read the Bible, just stop reading it to the rest of us.

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Republicans are putting more effort into keeping masks out of schools than guns.

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John Collins

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My neighbor finally took down his Trump sign last night.

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I feel like if you lie during your job interview, you shouldn’t become a Justice for a fucking lifetime.

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Happy Father’s Day to all the dads who love their kids more than their guns.

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I like how Joe Biden never begs me to pay his legal expenses.

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John Collins

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Democrats have guns, too. We just don’t jerk off with them in public.

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Kyle Rittenhouse is not, was not, and never will be a hero.

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John Collins

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Kyle Rittenhouse was not, is not, and never will be a hero.

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Why do Republicans hate Dr. Fauci, when the worst thing he ever did was try to keep them alive?

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They carry AR-15s into Starbucks, but sure, the radical left.

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3 years

I'm surprised the Catholic Church is being so critical of President Biden, considering he actually attends their services and never teargasses the parking lot first.

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1 year

I like how there are no Confederate flags at rallies for Democrats.

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Can someone explain to me why anyone would be opposed to Ketanji Brown Jackson being on the Supreme Court, after supporting Amy Coney Barrett and Brett Kavanaugh?

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Democrats have guns, too. We just don’t jerk off with them in public.

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Why the fuck are we still being ruled by the minority when we took the White House and both chambers of Congress?

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Fun Fact: When you take rights away from daughters, their dads get pissed.

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I’ve never seen a MAGA flag on a Tesla.

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I’m so fucking tired of shitty behavior being normalized.

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I’m not moving on from Ginni Thomas.

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3 years

Why the fuck are we still being ruled by the minority when we took the White House and both chambers of Congress?

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Schoolhouse Rock never prepared us for this shit.

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Can someone explain to me why Republicans are siding with Vladimir Putin over the President of the United States?

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I don’t want to hear about the “radical left” from people who insist on carrying an AR-15 in Walmart.

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2 years

George W. Bush releases a statement condemning Russia, reminding us of a time when Republicans knew who our enemies were.

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There are too many bad parents blaming good teachers for their bad parenting.

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The groomers aren’t in the schools. They are in the churches.

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Can someone explain why any woman would vote Republican at this point?

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It’s messed up that the Speaker of the House is taking orders from a private citizen who is out on bond.

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Mike Pence: “It’s time to turn the page.” Bro, they wanted to fucking hang you.

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Governor Abbott: “It could have been worse.” Really, Greg? That’s your take?

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If your senator drives a Maserati, he isn’t a public servant.

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John Collins

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There are too many bad parents blaming good teachers for their bad parenting.

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John Collins

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Can someone explain to me why any woman would ever vote Republican?

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E. Jean Carroll says thanks.

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Every Time the NFL shows Taylor Swift I am donating $25 to the Trump campaign

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“Alexa, why didn’t 12 million eligible voters in Texas show up at the polls?”

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I want the IRS in his church.

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"We want the Bible in our schools." - Ryan Walters, Oklahoma superintendent of public instruction on Fox Business. @atrupar (July 2023)

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Can someone explain to me why Republicans are siding with Vladimir Putin over the President of the United States?

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2 years

Republicans: If the vaccine works, why do we need boosters? For the same reason the Tylenol I took yesterday isn’t preventing the headache caused by you today.

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2 years

The cleanup on aisle 45 is way worse than we thought.

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Why the fuck are we still being ruled by the minority when we took the White House and both chambers of Congress?

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Imagine if they couldn’t gerrymander.

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Biden didn’t cross a line, he met you where you’re at.

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Fucking do it. Markey announces bill to add 4 seats to the Supreme Court via @flipboard

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MAGA: “If he’s indicted there will be riots.” Okay, they can join him in prison.

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CNN is in Ukraine, covering an international crisis. Fox is interviewing Kyle Rittenhouse, who has hurt feelings.

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Can someone explain to me why knocking on a Governor’s door has more serious consequences than invading the Capitol?

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BREAKING: In a shocking move, Kyrsten Sinema switches from Republican to Independent.

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I don’t care if you read the Bible, just stop reading it to the rest of us.

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Can someone explain to me why Republicans are siding with Vladimir Putin over the President of the United States?

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Just walked my five year-old to Kindergarten. An anti-mask protestor outside the school shouted, “Kids, you need to protect your bodies!” My son quietly responded, “That’s why we are wearing masks.” I fucking love him.

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I'm surprised the Catholic Church is so critical of Joe Biden, considering he actually attends their services, and never teargasses the parking lot first.

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John Collins

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Ukraine is dealing with missiles and mortars, but please, tell me more about how gas prices are ruining your life.

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John Collins

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1 year

Can someone explain to me why any woman would vote Republican at this point?

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My biggest takeaway is that you should never trust a president who doesn’t love dogs.

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Teachers don’t need a gun, they need a raise.

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This is our country, not your church.

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The DOJ telling Jim Jordan to fuck off is my favorite part of 2023 so far.

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Can we all agree that Stacey Abrams should be running Georgia?

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No one cares if you read the Bible, just stop reading it to the rest of us.

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Who the hell keeps voting for Mitch McConnell?

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Does anyone else see the irony in an electric car manufacturer moving operations to a state with a failing power grid?

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I’m not moving on from Ginni Thomas.

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My Dad just called me and apologized for voting for Trump. No idea what prompted it, but I love the guy.

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Sometimes I wish my shameful family secret was bootlegging or infidelity, and not that my parents watch Fox News.

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Bad parents blaming good teachers for their bad parenting.

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Trump supporters are threatening to leave the United States, and I’m offering to help them pack.

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And, just like that, they don’t give a shit how much your groceries cost.

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I’m not moving on from this. Clarence Thomas Broke the Law. Why Is He Not Being Prosecuted? | The Nation

Clarence Thomas Broke the Law. Why Is He Not Being Prosecuted?

The debate about whether Supreme Court justices are bound by ethics rules drew attention away from the fact that Clarence Thomas’s conduct violated federal laws.

www.thenation.com

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John Collins

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Democrats have guns, too. We just don’t jerk off with them in public.

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