Alex Cohen 🤠 @anothercohen Twitter profile

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Alex Cohen 🤠

@anothercohen

3 months

POV: You're coworking at a San Francisco coffee shop in 2025

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Alex Cohen 🤠

@anothercohen

1 year

I was laid off from Twitter this afternoon. I was in charge of managing badge access to Twitter offices. Elon just called me and asked if I could come back to help them regain access to HQ as they shut off all badges and accidentally locked themselves out.

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Alex Cohen 🤠

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7 months

This is inside the Sphere in Las Vegas. This may be the most insane concert venue ever built

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Alex Cohen 🤠

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1 year

I don’t understand how people wake up at 4 or 5 to start their days. Do they just go to sleep at 8?

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Alex Cohen 🤠

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10 months

I was laid off from Twitter today. I was the designer in charge of our new rebranding to X. I learned so much in my 2.5 weeks at the company but I’m excited to see where I land next. If you’re hiring a self taught, junior designer please DM me. Graphic design is my passion!

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Alex Cohen 🤠

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4 months

Fuck it, here are the best Stephen Hawking Epstein Island memes of the last 24 hours:

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Alex Cohen 🤠

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9 months

My wife just texted me this, I'm sleeping on the couch tonight

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Alex Cohen 🤠

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1 year

I’m just now realizing that Elon may not know what Figma is and thinks this is a Ligma-esque joke

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Alex Cohen 🤠

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24 days

Fellas, is it unethical to be honest?

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24 days

I find it distasteful, almost unethical, to say this when you have 18 million subscribers. Hard to explain why, but with great reach comes great responsibility. Potentially killing someone else’s nascent project reeks of carelessness. First, do no harm.

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Alex Cohen 🤠

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2 years

At 29, my net worth is $25m. Here's how I got there: * Saved $500k from my job over 8 years * Saved $250k from my side hustles * Bought $1.25m in highly leveraged real estate * Received a $23m gift from my parents when I turned 18 Follow me for more personal finance advice

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Alex Cohen 🤠

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2 months

If LinkedIn dies never let this post be forgotten

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Alex Cohen 🤠

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2 years

This is my best LinkedIn post to date

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Alex Cohen 🤠

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2 years

I’m never deleting this app

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Alex Cohen 🤠

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1 year

I'm not going to lie, this is the most entertaining exit interview I've ever witnessed

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Alex Cohen 🤠

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11 months

Someone please explain to me why police officers get to drive $60k blacked out Tahoes while the mail guy has to drive around in a 30 year old truck that gets 9mpg and has no airbags or air conditioning

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Alex Cohen 🤠

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2 years

Founders building web3 solutions for problems that don’t exist

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Alex Cohen 🤠

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9 months

My guy just invented mornings and afternoons

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Alex Cohen 🤠

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3 years

Nominating this cinematic masterpiece for an Oscar

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Alex Cohen 🤠

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4 months

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Stephen Hawking as soon as the plane touched ground on Epstein’s Island

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Alex Cohen 🤠

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2 months

Squatters rights might be the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard of. If someone is illegally living in your property you should be able to shoot them or have them arrested. This whole “file a formal eviction and go through expensive legal proceedings” is anti American

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Alex Cohen 🤠

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2 months

There's only one man who can fix Boeing

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Alex Cohen 🤠

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8 months

I am never deleting this app

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Alex Cohen 🤠

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10 months

For those asking, here is some more of my work:

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Alex Cohen 🤠

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2 months

Boeing testing a new plane before determining that it’s safe to put in production

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Alex Cohen 🤠

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8 months

I am never deleting this app

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Alex Cohen 🤠

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9 months

Who is the genius at Zoom who thought it would be a good idea to force an update right as you join a meeting?

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Alex Cohen 🤠

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8 months

I've never seen a video that more accurately describes LinkedIn

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Alex Cohen 🤠

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4 months

Absolutely based video. Someone should hire this chick. > Cares about her work > Can read bullshit > Isn’t afraid to tell it like it is Recording is questionable but she’s prob never been fired before and I would have done something equally as stupid

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Alex Cohen 🤠

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11 months

I love following the 30 under 30 to fraud pipeline

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Alex Cohen 🤠

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1 year

@CaseyNewton I’m available if you’d like to do a story on this

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Alex Cohen 🤠

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8 days

All I'm saying is I have yet to see a hot protestor

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Alex Cohen 🤠

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4 months

I'm fucking dying I am never deleting this app

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Alex Cohen 🤠

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9 months

This is the bravest resident in San Francisco

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Alex Cohen 🤠

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4 months

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4 months

Stephen Hawking on his way to Epstein’s Island after hearing there was an orgy goin on

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Alex Cohen 🤠

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11 months

Being trapped 13k feet below sea level in a metal tube, in pitch black water, knowing exactly how much air you have left, unable to navigate your way back to the surface on your own, sounds like literal nightmare fuel

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Alex Cohen 🤠

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10 months

Microsoft Teams is an abomination of a product. The only reason companies use it is because it's included with an Office 365 subscription. I'm not convinced that even a single designer ever worked on it

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Alex Cohen 🤠

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15 days

I just paid $1k to install a new pool at one of my condos and was able to increase the rent $300/mo. I love that the family is already enjoying their new amenity!

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Alex Cohen 🤠

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1 month

Fuck it, best NYC earthquake memes 🧵:

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Alex Cohen 🤠

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3 years

Men will make $300k/year as FAANG software engineers and their apartments will still look like this

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Alex Cohen 🤠

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7 months

I don’t think people without kids understand just how much free time they have

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Alex Cohen 🤠

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1 year

I mean this sincerely when I say that ChatGPT might be the most incredible tech to emerge in the last decade. Here's how I got it to create a weight loss plan, complete with calorie targets, meal plans, a grocery list, and workout plan 🧵:

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Alex Cohen 🤠

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16 days

European founders after showing up to the office at 10 and finishing up emails by 2

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Alex Cohen 🤠

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10 months

Twitter is amazing, this person won a pulitzer prize

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Alex Cohen 🤠

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1 year

Fuck around: Find out:

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Alex Cohen 🤠

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1 year

@elonmusk It’s obvious he did all middle management work from that exchange but I personally would not put an ex employee on blast and force them to prove their worth in front of 100m+ people

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Alex Cohen 🤠

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6 months

Once again I would like to remind everyone that the product manager at Zoom who decided that users should be forced to update before joining a meeting should be fired. I am now 2 minutes late

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Alex Cohen 🤠

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Alex Cohen 🤠

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3 months

I was laid off from Lyft today. I was the Director of Finance in charge of reporting our margin expansion in our earnings release. I accidentally wrote 500 basis points when I meant to write 50 and our stock tanked after we issued the correction. Working at Lyft has been the…

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Alex Cohen 🤠

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2 months

If you didn't do enough diligence to notice that I left "came in fluffer" in my fundraising chart and then included it in your weekly email, you should probably not be a VC

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Alex Cohen 🤠

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11 months

This is the best feature Apple has ever created

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Alex Cohen 🤠

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6 months

I was laid off from OpenAI today along with my boss Sam. I was the person in charge of putting together the presentations for our board meetings. No one has told me why I was let go but Sam texted me “wtf” and next thing I know my Slack and Gmail were disabled. I’m now…

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Alex Cohen 🤠

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8 months

Holy shit Chamath just got murdered in the arena

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Alex Cohen 🤠

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11 months

We don't talk enough about the incredible rise of menswear Twitter guy to Tier 1 shitposter

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Alex Cohen 🤠

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3 months

The fresh MBA grad who just landed a job at McKinsey arriving at your company’s office to present a pitch deck he copied and pasted recommending that your company should simply generate more revenue and cut expenses

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Alex Cohen 🤠

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2 years

This deserves an Oscar

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Alex Cohen 🤠

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12 days

Me when I’ve given my toddler 17 chances to go up to his room and get ready for bedtime

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Alex Cohen 🤠

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2 years

Product managers helping the team ship a new feature

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Alex Cohen 🤠

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2 years

I don't know a single person who works in tech and hasn't seriously thought about quitting and opening up a coffee shop in a small town in the middle of nowhere

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Alex Cohen 🤠

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1 year

If you think you're idea is too dumb to work, just remember that Scrub Daddy, a sponge in the shape of a face, does $670m in annual sales

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Alex Cohen 🤠

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1 month

I'm coming around to the idea that renting is a better financial decision than buying. Exceptions being if you plan to actually stay in a home for 15+ years or you're buying ultra high end

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Alex Cohen 🤠

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2 months

If you ask Google Gemini to compare Hitler and Obama it's 'inappropriate' but asking it to compare Hitler and Elon Musk is 'complex and requires careful consideration'. Google just needs to shut this terrible app down

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Alex Cohen 🤠

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4 months

You've been lied to. The 30s and 40s are your prime years. If you do it right you will be way further in your career, better off financially, and hotter than ever. Your brain fully develops and life gets way more fulfilling.

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Alex Cohen 🤠

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10 months

Imagine working at Meta and making $1m/year in total comp as a product manager and your entire job is to just copy and paste things from other apps. That’s the dream

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Alex Cohen 🤠

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9 days

> break into campus > occupy building and lock yourself in > ask for "humanitarian" aid

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Reporter grills Columbia student after she demands the university help feed protestors occupying Hamilton Hall: "It seems like you're saying, 'we want to be revolutionaries, we want to take over this building, now would you please bring us some food'."

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Alex Cohen 🤠

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2 years

I don’t understand how the following restaurants are still in business: - Chilis - Applebees - Olive Garden - Red Lobster

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Alex Cohen 🤠

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5 months

Standard Harvard admissions interview

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Alex Cohen 🤠

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1 year

100% remote work combined with a no meeting culture is going to create a large group of lonely, isolated workers

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Alex Cohen 🤠

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8 months

Lead engineer joining the sales rep on a client pitch

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Alex Cohen 🤠

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2 months

LinkedIn is down and really my only hope is that it stays down forever and dies

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Alex Cohen 🤠

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4 months

Fuck it, here are the best pop tart memes from the last 24 hours:

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Alex Cohen 🤠

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3 months

Sad to share that I was laid off from Google today. I was in charge of making the algorithms for Gemini as woke as possible. After complaints on Twitter surfaced today, I suddenly lost access to Hangouts and Google Drive, and my manager (he/him), texted me to let me know that i…

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Alex Cohen 🤠

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1 year

Product managers jumping into the Figma file to add comments for the designers

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Alex Cohen 🤠

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2 years

Sitting in a hotel right now thinking about how much better they are than Airbnbs

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Alex Cohen 🤠

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29 days

This is actually a crazy transformation

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Alex Cohen 🤠

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8 months

I just showed up to Burning Man with 10 tons of food and clothes. Desperate VCs are offering me positions in their top startup investments in exchange for a warm meal and clean outfit. I’ve already amassed a sizable position in Stripe and SpaceX. This is how I win

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Alex Cohen 🤠

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4 months

Tried a new pickup line on my wife and it didn’t work

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Alex Cohen 🤠

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2 years

Bitcoin looks like Chamath took it public via a SPAC

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Alex Cohen 🤠

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4 months

❌ Stop the fentanyl crisis ❌ Reduce mass car break ins ❌ Put an end rampant retail theft ❌ Build more housing ✔️ Vote in favor of a resolution that won't actually do anything

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SAN FRANCISCO JUST VOTED 8-3 IN SUPPORT OF A CEASEFIRE RESOLUTION!!! It’s time for other cities to follow. ✊

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Alex Cohen 🤠

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5 months

For every 10 likes I'll tell ChatGPT to make this image more patriotic

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Alex Cohen 🤠

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Following

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Alex Cohen 🤠

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Soundwave

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Stephen Hawking when his debit card got declined on Epstein Island

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Alex Cohen 🤠

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7 months

@kale_abe "Everyone recording with their phones Can’t we just watch"

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Alex Cohen 🤠

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2 months

My favorite legal thing that feels illegal is using the Calendly links from salespeople who email me nonstop and booking them calls with each other

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Alex Cohen 🤠

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10 months

I still can’t believe Parag Agrawal only had to be CEO of Twitter from 11 months to then get paid $60m in severance and now gets to sit back and enjoy this incredible drama

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Alex Cohen 🤠

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2 years

Every company is a mess internally, you just need to decide which people you enjoy working on the mess with

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2 months

I hate that this is the most accurate video I’ve ever seen

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Alex Cohen 🤠

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6 months

Any major news event in 2023

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Míchaél SNM:🕹 🥕

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How Stephen Hawking was on the Jeffery Epstein Island getting ready for his orgy.. #EpsteinClientList

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Alex Cohen 🤠

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2 years

Matt Damon calculating how much he lost investors since shilling crypto at the top

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Alex Cohen 🤠

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7 months

Another POV

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Alex Cohen 🤠

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1 year

Imagine getting laid off by your company because of ‘tough market conditions’ only to see them run a 30 second Super Bowl ad for $7m

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Alex Cohen 🤠

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2 years

Bill Gates: Divorced Elon Musk: Divorced Jeff Bezos: Divorced Going forward, I am only investing in founders who are divorced or have plans to

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Alex Cohen 🤠

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This is an A+ ad

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Alex Cohen 🤠

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I always keep this mini Theranos device on my desk as a reminder of how inspiring entrepreneurship is in America

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Alex Cohen 🤠

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2 years

Just got an oil change for my second Ferrari. It’s going to cost me $1250 every 6 months. How do normal people afford this?

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Alex Cohen 🤠

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1 year

BREAKING: Lines out the door at Kohl’s stores as panicked shoppers move quickly to redeem billions in Kohl’s cash. Joe, 70, a lifelong Kohl’s shopper told me, “it’s like nothing I’ve ever seen before. I thought this was the only stable currency left that was safe.”

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Alex Cohen 🤠

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2 months

Fuck it, let's see how this banger does on LinkedIn

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Founders building web3 solutions for problems that don’t exist

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Alex Cohen 🤠

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5 months

I know someone who has gone to WeWork for the last 2 years without a membership. Just walks in confidently, waves at the front desk staff, and takes a seat. No one says anything. This is why they’re bankrupt

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