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Condiments against fascism. ๐Ÿค Must love dogs and democracy. I write obituaries for fun.

San Luis Obispo, CA
Joined November 2020
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How do you make everyone hate you? Write a book about killing your dog. THE END
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Lauren Boebert is under investigation for fraud. Happy Saturday!
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Worshiping Elon Musk is fucking weird.
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If Justice Clarence Thomas doesnโ€™t make it, we should respectfully wait as long as Republicans did when they replaced Ruth Bader Ginsburg.
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Holy shit! The White House just destroyed Marjorie Taylor Greene.๐Ÿคฃ
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I have zero respect for any woman that votes for a Republican.
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Who else thinks Pete Buttigieg would be a fantastic president?
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Who else thinks America should ban Fox News and Rupert Murdoch?
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Who else is sick and tired of old white dudes making the rules?
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My mother voted for Donald Trump twice. Sheโ€™s finally jumping ship. The January 6th hearings are working. #Jan6Hearings
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Last Christmas my mom bragged that Donald Trump donated his entire salary when he was president. Should I break the news to her?
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Who else canโ€™t wait for the Sandy Hook parents to bankrupt the shit out of Alex Jones?
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Who else thinks removing Tucker Carlson, Laura Ingraham, and Sean Hannity from television will help stop the majority of pro-Putin propaganda?
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My mom voted for Trump. She promised me that Roe v. Wade wouldnโ€™t get overturned. I think Iโ€™ll give her a call real quick.
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Who else has lost all respect and trust in the Supreme Court?
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When Donald Trump is finally arrested people are going to dance in the streets. Will you?
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Rumor has it that Donald Trump is freaking the fuck out over the January 6th Committee hearings.
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Good morning to everyone who wants the FBI to open a real investigation into Brett Kavanaugh.
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When Holy Communion is used as a political tool itโ€™s time to tax the church.
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Who else thinks Christianity has poisoned the Supreme Court?
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Women could shut the entire country down if we wanted to.
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Happy Motherโ€™s Day to everyone who thinks motherhood should be a choice.
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Karma just grabbed Trump by the p*ssy.
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Lauren Boebert didnโ€™t graduate high school. But she did spend time in jail. She also married a registered sex offender and then tried to overthrow the United States government.
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Good morning to everyone who doesnโ€™t want to live in the Handmaid's Tale.
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Driving a Tesla now is like wearing a red MAGA hat.
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Would you vote for Al Franken if he were to run for office again?
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America would be a lot safer without the NRA and Fox News.
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Who else wants to see Mar-a-Lago get raided?
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Who else thinks impeachment should be on the table for the Supreme Court justices that lies under oath about Roe v. Wade?
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Rumor has it that Lauren Boebert is freaking the fuck out over the January 6th hearings.
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Donโ€™t be fooled by Mike Pence. Heโ€™s a Christian nationalist and evangelical extremist.
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Donald Trump is on Jeffrey Epstein's flight log. Epstein and Trump raped a 13 year old girl together. Trump raped his ex-wife Ivana. Donald Trump raped E. Jean Carroll. Trump bragged about being sexually attracted to his own daughter. But the MAGA cult still supports him.๐Ÿ–•
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Who else is sick and fucking tired of waiting for Donald Trump to be arrested?
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Do you think Donald Trump is the worst thing to happen to America?
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If Trump and Melania get divorced who gets custody of Lindsey Graham?
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If I was Paul Pelosi I would sue the shit out of Fox News.
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REMINDER: Lauren Boebert didnโ€™t graduate from high school and failed her GED three times. Sheโ€™s been in jail and married a sex offender. Then she tried to overthrow the United States government. This is the GOP.
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Did you know Lauren Boebert didnโ€™t graduate from high school and that she failed her GED twice? She also married a sex offender and tried to overthrow the United States government.
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Lauren didnโ€™t graduate from high school, and she couldnโ€™t pass her GED. So ask yourself, how did a high school dropout whoโ€™s married to a sex offender accumulate $12 million dollars?
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Who else thinks Kim Kardashian should WORK on STFU?
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Who else thinks Merrick Garland should indict Trump before he announces his run for 2024?
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REMINDER: Lauren Boebert is under investigation for fraud. Happy Saturday!
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Everything in America has turned into the Jerry Springer Show.
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You know whatโ€™s fucked up? The fact that Martha Stewart went to prison and Donald Trump hasnโ€™t.
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Who else would love to see the United States strip Elon Musk of his government contracts and subsidies?
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Amy Coney Barrett is a religious zealot and a danger to women.
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Holy shit! The GOP has abandoned Donald Trump.
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Why is Elon Musk sabotaging the United States with disinformation?
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Who else applauses Beto O'Rourke for just letting that piece of shit Greg Abbott have it?
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The January 6th Committee has Marjorie Taylor Greeneโ€™s phone records. Happy Thursday!
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If you think Ted Cruz and Donald Trump are two of the most vile puddles of vomit that politics has ever seen, then we should be friends.
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I think Ivanka and Donald Trump broke up.
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Rumor has it that Trump is freaking the fuck out over tonightโ€™s January 6th hearing.
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Elon Musk and Donald Trump are fighting and itโ€™s hilarious.
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Siding with Putin because you donโ€™t like Biden is pretty low.
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Who else thinks itโ€™s unacceptable for a Supreme Court Justice to be married to someone who tried to overthrow the United States government?
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Good morning to everyone who thinks Kyle Rittenhouse should be going to prison, not college.
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The January 6th Committee has Marjorie Taylor Greeneโ€™s phone records. Happy Wednesday!
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Who else is terrified that our country is being taken over by religious extremists and white supremacists?
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Trump thinks Melania could be an informant for the FBI. I canโ€™t make this shit up. ๐Ÿคฃ
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This FUCK YOU is dedicated to any member of the GOP quoting Martin Luther King. ๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿผ
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Can we all agree that Elon Musk is compromised?
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President Biden says FUCK, and heโ€™s cool with weed. Thatโ€™s my dude.
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Who else wants to see Matt Gaetz and Marjorie Taylor Greene get raided next?
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Rumor has it that Trump picked Josh Hawley as his running mate.
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Donald Trump will forever be remembered as the worst president in all of American history.
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Good morning to everyone who thinks Ted Cruz is a piece of shit.
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Who else thinks Donald Trump sold secrets to the Saudis?
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Who else thinks we need to remove our politicians who have connections to Putin?
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Who else thinks Trump sold Americaโ€™s nuclear weapons secrets to the Saudis?
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Marjorie Taylor Greene has had multiple extramarital affairs. I wonder how many abortions sheโ€™s had?
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Holy shit! The FBI has Trumpโ€™s passports. Damn, this is getting good.
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I love that Mary Trump helped bring down Donald Trump.
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Trump supporters are the dumbest fucking people on the planet.
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In a world of Tucker Carlsons, be a Jon Stewart.
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Who else thinks Ginni Thomas should be treated like every other insurrectionist and traitor?
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Donald Trump told grieving parents to "GET OVER IT" in his speech tonight. That motherfucker can't get over the fact he lost an election three fucking years ago. We can't allow that sociopath near the White House ever again.
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What the FUCK is going on at the Manhattan District Attorneyโ€™s office?
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Who else thinks Ivana Trumpโ€™s death is suspicious?
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No sane person can watch the January 6 hearings and believe that Donald Trump is innocent.
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Iโ€™m going to laugh so fucking hard if Elon Musk is deported.
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If you donโ€™t want to live through a real life Handmaid's Tale, then vote blue. Our lives depend on it.
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Donald Trump is a rapist, a traitor, and a fucking fraud.
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Please join me in laughing at Donald Trump. ๐Ÿคฃ
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I want to see Trump penniless and in prison. Whoโ€™s with me?
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Can we all agree that Marjorie Taylor Greene is a fucking psychopath?
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Did you know that Jeffrey Epstein personally drove a 14 year old girl to meet Donald Trump at Mar-a-Lago?
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Did you know Lauren Boebert didnโ€™t graduate from high school and that she failed her GED twice? She also married a sex offender and tried to overthrow the United States government.
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Arresting Donald Trump today would be a fantastic end to a wonderful week. Whoโ€™s with me?
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Fox News has officially dumped Donald Trump.
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We danced in the streets when Donald Trump lost. What will you do when heโ€™s arrested?
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Did you know Ted Cruz tried to ban dildos in the state of Texas?
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Who else thinks itโ€™s a terrible idea to wait until after the midterms to prosecute Trump?
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Who else is disgusted and terrified that people still support Donald Trump?
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REMINDER: Clarence Thomas is married to a domestic terrorist.
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BREAKING: Donald and Melania Trump will have their portraits unveiled in the parking lot of Four Seasons Total Landscaping. You canโ€™t miss it, itโ€™s right across the street from the crematorium and adult book store.
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Who else thinks Donald Trump deserves a life sentence?
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Iโ€™m starting to think that the Secret Service helped with the coup.
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Can we all agree that Donald Trump is the biggest traitor in American history?
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Who else thinks itโ€™s time to raid the rest of Trumpโ€™s properties.
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