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Ron Shillman

@shillman1

3 years

I'm a better attorney than Rudy Giuliani. Also, I'm not an attorney.

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Ron Shillman

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3 years

Is $250,000 a life-changing sum of money?

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2 years

People who are disruptive on flights should lose their privilege to fly. Enough already.

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I've been driving for 40 years and still don’t understand why people back into parking spaces.

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2 years

Trump's not even a good con man. I'll never understand how millions are fooled by him. 🤷🏻‍♂️

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2 years

A man who can't shut up made no calls for 7+ hours on 1/6? Hmmmm. 🤔

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3 years

Lots of talk on Parler about starting a Patriot Party. But wouldn't that just split the Republican Party and basically hand election wins to Democrats for years to come?

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Ron Shillman

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3 years

Fox News hosts say Pete Buttigieg is not qualified to be Sec of Transportation. But they have no problem with Ben Carson?

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My father passed away yesterday surrounded by family. He was a good, honest, smart man. Also, a solid father and husband to Mom for 66+ years. He was 95 years old. Love this picture of him. He served in WW2 and the Korean War.

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2 years

Ok, I'm ready to admit it. Ready? I'm too cheap to use Uber Eats or DoorDash.

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Every time I have to stick my hand into the garbage disposal, I'm sure it's going to suddenly turn on. Is that how most people think? 🤔

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2 years

I'm joining Neil Young and will remove my music from Spotify.

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3 years

Lady behind me in line is annoyed she was asked to place her mask properly over her nose and mouth because we're outside. It's a line to get tested for Covid. 🤦🏻‍♂️

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I remember when THIS would end a presidential campaign.

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Ron Shillman

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2 years

IMO, if social media didn't exist, 95% of Americans would be vaccinated for Covid. What do you think?

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2 years

In June 2020, Trump wanted a 10 year sentence for anyone who vandalized a national monument and now he wants to pardon the Jan 6 Capitol rioters. Interesting. 🤔

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Ron Shillman

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2 years

In light of Elon Musk's $41.3 billion bid to buy Twitter, I'm announcing a $41.30 offer to buy Truth Social.

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Ron Shillman

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3 years

Do you think Trump would get convicted, IF it were a secret ballot?

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Just went through the super stressful "Which is better 1 or 2?" test at the eye doctor. Such a slight difference, I'm always sure I'm selecting the wrong one and, therefore, won't get the absolute best eyeglass prescription for myself. 👓🤦🏻‍♂️

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Ron Shillman

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3 years

Other countries are laughing at us, right?

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4 years

John Bolton on Trump's claim of widespread conspiracy to give election to Biden: “If that’s true, I really want to know who these people are that pulled this off. We need to hire them at the CIA.” 😂😂😂😂

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2 years

I just paid off our mortgage by thinking about it. This is awesome! 😃

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3 years

First day of school here. Mask wearing is mandated. There were no parents yelling in the parking lots. All kids wore masks without issue. No kids passed out. It's not a big deal, unless parents make it a big deal.

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2 years

How does a security agency like the Secret Service lose data in the year 2022?

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1 year

Q: After his tripping over a sandbag, do you still feel comfortable voting for Joe Biden? A: Yes. And I'd also vote for the sandbag over Trump.

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3 years

People actually believe Biden is going to limit everyone to 4 lbs of meat per year? Come on! Think people! 😂😂

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1 year

Donald Trump and Kanye West running for President. Mike Lindell for RNC Chair. Looking good, Republicans.

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2 years

Weren't we all supposed to have dropped dead from the Covid vaccine by now? 🤷🏻‍♂️

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Wouldn't it be incredible if the Russian people were able to protest in such huge numbers that it would bring permanent change in Russia? Am I just dreaming?

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Covid test positive. No symptoms. Feeling 100% fine. Thank you vaccine! 👍🏻

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Anyone remember waiting until 11pm to make a long distance call because the rates were lower?

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Is the United States the only country that takes no action to protect its citizens, shooting after shooting, after shooting, after shooting, after shooting, after shooting, after shooting, after shooting?

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2 years

I've got to eat the rest of this apple pie so it's not just sitting there tempting me to eat it. I know some of you understand my logic.

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Republicans keep saying no one will be watching the prime time J6 hearings. This no one will be watching it. Any other no ones going to be watching?

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3 years

I think pissed-off Dr Fauci is my favorite Dr Fauci.

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2 years

3 to 4 weeks ago, at CPAC, Trump said evidence of voter fraud would be released over the next 3 to 4 weeks. "It's all on tape," he said. Anyone seen it? 🤷🏻‍♂️👀⏳😂

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Fox News poll shows 82% in favor of 21 age limit to purchase assault rifles. Aren't members of Congress supposed to represent the voice of their constituents?

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2 years

Prediction: Trump will end up agreeing not to run for office in exchange for not being indicted.

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3 years

Texas is Handmaid's Tale without the dress code.

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2 years

I just called the Principal at my old elementary school to review the 1975 5th Grade Student Government Election results. No way possible I lost!!!!

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2 years

Today's the day Mike Lindell promises to "shock the world" for the umpteenth time. 🙄

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4 years

@nypost Assassins? Where the hell is she in prison?

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2 years

Kirstie Alley, Kid Rock, Scott Baio, Jon Voight, James Woods and Randy Quaid just checked into Mar-a-Lago for tonight's announcement. They are sharing a room.

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Remember when you thought members of Congress must be smarter than you?

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3 years

Check-in for those fully vaxxed - everyone still alive?

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2 years

We're not getting any closer.

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3 years

Do you still wipe down your grocery cart? I do.

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Now that Trump has been cleared to attend his son's high school graduation, what will his excuse be for not attending his son's high school graduation?

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3 years

I love the argument that the Covid vaccine was developed too quickly. We're now in the 21st Century! Everything's developed more quickly - and it's better. That's science. That's technology. That's progress. 🤦🏻‍♂️

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Ron Shillman

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3 months

Our new bird feeder has been up since Tuesday and, so far, no birds have used it. So, if any birds follow my account, please help get the word out. Bonus: We’re using premium bird feed.

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My dad may be gone, but he was a very, very organized man and he's still helping out today. This is his list of the lighting in my parent's house, which bulbs they take and which of the numbered bins in the basement the replacement bulbs are in.

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Ron Shillman

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2 years

Kari Lake declaring Trump has BDE may be the worst thing I've ever heard. 🤮

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1 year

Text from my wife who's on a flight: OMG a man just fully naked streaked down the whole aisle of our plane! There are people containing him in the back. 👀

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If you had to sit quietly for 1 hour, could you do it?

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The face we make to every trick or treater.

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3 years

The greatest line in movie history is ......

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2 years

You know you're middle-aged when you see an Amazon delivery outside your door and your immediate thought is "What did I order?" 🤔

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Eric Trump - when you're so insignificant, you don't get a subpoena.

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Name a band or singer you wish you had gotten to see perform live. My answer - Tom Petty.

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At what age were you in the best shape of your life? For me, it was age 5.

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@aubrey_huff Here in Maryland, everyone wears a mask. Stores are crowded yet infections and deaths are on a steady decline. I wear a mask not out off fear, but out of respect for others. Imagine how great our country could be if we all respected one another. A mask is a minor inconvenience.

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Do you still disinfect the cart and use hand sanitizer when going to the grocery store or is that now “old school” Covid? I do both but don’t see others doing it much anymore.

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I used to party like crazy on a Saturday night. Tonight I went to the hardware store to buy caulk. What happened to me? 🤦🏻‍♂️

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1 year

I'm 58 and today my mom asked me to call her when I got home and told me to wear a jacket tomorrow. I'm very lucky.

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2 years

Are those pictures of people carrying guns in retail stores real? What states allow that and why? If I saw that in a store I was in, I'd run for the exit!! 😳

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Ron Shillman

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3 years

I'm really good at "you're" vs "your", so their.

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When I was a kid, if a family had a refrigerator with water and ice on the door, I assumed they were rich.

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2 years

One thing I can tell you, for sure, after perusing Truth Social over the weekend - there's no fun there. Just anger, paranoia and sophomoric memes.

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2 years

Steve Martin does his banjo thing and gets 100k+ likes. I come up with the most clever tweet of all time and get 40. Life's not fair.

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2 years

Need to lose 20 lbs to fit into my suit for an event tomorrow. Any tips?

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It's time to start talking about the increased difficulty of cutting our own toenails as we age.

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@LePapillonBlu2 That's just wrong no matter who it is. She has a great arm, though.

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Grocery store pet peeve: When people stop their cart on one side of the aisle, then stand next to their cart to check out items on the other side of the aisle, successfully blocking the entire aisle. Whew. I feel better now.

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2 years

Really enjoying our old windows after getting a "discounted" $57k quote to replace them. 😳

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2 years

This guy's 18 today. 🎉🥳🎂

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This is his first thought on a Sunday morning?

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4 years

Don't forget - as Trump says, don't fear coronavirus. If you get it, just take your personal helicopter to the private suite at your personal hospital and your full, dedicated staff of doctors will give you treatments no one else has access to. So easy!

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3 years

I bought cherries today. I will be setting up a Go Fund Me to help with the cost. Thank you.

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2 years

I'm most offended by how svelte they made him.

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How did the Crumbley's get $4k out of an ATM today? Aren't daily ATM maximum withdrawal limits way below that amount, as I found out while drunk in Vegas once? 🤷🏻‍♂️

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It's official. Our youngest is a high school graduate! 🎓

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Has any human ever actually used the leftover soy sauce, duck sauce and hot mustard they saved after eating Chinese food?

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You think Lindsey and Ted are going to hang out with Herschel anymore?

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History tells us a 12-page manifesto is usually the precursor to a complete breakdown. 🤯

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24th Anniversary today. ♥️🎊

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I'm a guy who has no interest in cars. What's a thing that people think everyone of your gender likes/does that doesn't apply to you?

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When Trump was saying he can't testify because of the gag order, his lawyer was looking like Deborah Birx at the disinfectant press conference.

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What movie do you think of when you think of Michael Keaton?

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These kids got married 26 years ago today.

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What if there was a vaccine developed to fight cancer or heart disease? Would a significant portion of Americans refuse to take it?

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Remember the excitement of a Friday night? Getting off work to start your weekend. Going to Happy Hour. No telling what adventures lay ahead. Meanwhile, I just vacuumed our stairs. 😐

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If I got a subpoena, I think I'd shit my pants. Who knew you could simply ignore them?

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Is there anything more awkward than being in sync with someone at the grocery store and seeing them in every aisle? 😳

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3 years

In my mind, Joe Biden is already POTUS. He's the only one doing any real work, anyway.

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BREAKING: Someone in my family, other than me, washed a pot.

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If you're a guy over 50, there's a 75% chance your first crush was Olivia Newton John. RIP.

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Have we seen the end of salad bars and buffets?

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Would you eat this garlic bread?

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Have you ever stopped to help a stranger stranded on the side of the road?

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OJ Simpson died surrounded by his knife and kids.

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